WHAT THE FUCK DID JENETTE MCCURDY MEAN BY THIS

Dan "take the cunny and run" Schneider

Lynchian

Dan "Dan Schneider has sexual relations with underage children" Schneider

Dan "don't knock her till you've tried her" Schneider

stop it.

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Fucking top zoz

the fact that Nickelodeon removes hDan from the wall of creators hall of fame confirms he was a sick fuck.

Dan “stop it” Schneider.

imagine BEING dan schneider

Did they ever give an official reason for dropping him? It's so strange how their decades-long relationship suddenly ends, without comment, at the height of the memery surrounding him.

>Found dead with her feet gone

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his shows were tanking hard if we remove the pedo angle

imagine being a genious like him.

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Dan "don't call me that" Shneider

4channel shitposters have nothing on youtube commenters tbqhfam

Hi Veronica, how’s it going today?

Dan fucked and sucked all the girls he's had on the show.

How much longer do you think the Youtube comments section will survive, the way things are going?

feet dont count

Dan "hymen divider" Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
Dan "Hey" Schenider

>found dead with her feet gone

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>people forgetting that his son suddenly disappeared out of the spotlight after he was fired from nickelodeon

who?

>all these faggoty zoomers trying way to hard to be funny ITT
There's a reason you weren't popular in school, guys. Take a hint.

Best of luck that the new cast is safe from Dan

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It's the same people you moron. Why do you think that shit gets posted here? It's some youtube commenting faggot showing off his epic comments.

they have been raped already

>two thirds of them are goblinos
kek

idiot

oh boy

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>rebooting all that
this is going to be like the god awful madtv reboot
nothing will beat those shows in their prime
youtu.be/mFdR2HB9a6U

Based beaverfag

you just know

Dan the Man with the Plan to get her in the Van so he can Beat his Meat to her Feet and then hold her Tighter and open her legs Wider to get Inside Her Schneider.

The problem is that they hired kids instead of teenagers. Children aren't funny. Every bit will just be cringe

dan kissing erin sanders

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>plot twist: she had to pretend that Dan touched her in order to get tons of cash and start the process of getting him fired years later

Dan "the one that got away" Schneider

Dan "Sneed" Schneider

>the brother who doesn't care
Who was the real life equivalent?

Doesn't explain the removal from the other stuff though.

I honestly was expecting her to say "my feet" when asked where she was touched.

Dan "the large hymen collider" Schneider

I'm not SuperBeavers and I agree that he is a "based"

Leave it to Beaver!

tv autists need to learn to understand dark humour

>tfw it was actually a reference to her law and order episode
Sad!

>THIRD reboot of All That
holy shit just stop

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Erin "Feet Brander" Sanders

I can't believe he raped Bernie Sanders's granddaughter.

Dan “The Man with the Van and a Plan” Schneider

>found dead with her feet gone

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Dan "spread your little legs wider" Schneider

>dan threads still have fuel in 2019
how does he do it bros

honestly anons have been having so much fun trying to get dan to be some kind of monster, but he's very likely just a little weird. literally no one has come out making legit claims against him, it's just a meme. the feet thing is obviously real but beyond that is just fantasy for the drama. no way literally everyone would be silent.

hi dan

where are the white people?

HAHA

what if he was the good guy all along?

based

FEET

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underrated post

youtu.be/fmalBMPNhFM
>one pudgy asian boy
>another asian boy and (possibly) LGBT
>two white girls
>one black guy
>one black girl
>only one white guy
It looks like a culturally diverse quota Nick is trying to fill up, but here’s hoping the kids are at least funny

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When was the second one?

yes I think he might be. wehy else would there be so many haters? maybe he was the only one not doing something wrong, and all the people around him are conspiring to make him look bad to deflect from their own mistakes. ???

do you suffer from terminal autism?

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maybe the real Dan was the friends me made along the way

The right answer is often the most simple explanation.

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the simplest answer is that anons are a bunch of drama seeking busybodies who manufacture false narratives in order to sadistically slime a person who otherwise is just a little weird. that's the simple answer.

t. DDF

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He's more than a little weird though

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so he likes feet, so the fuck what, so he molests people? give me a fucking break. that doesn't mean shit, and again, no one has ever accused him of anything. its all in your head.

cope

I don't mind him liking feet, but I do find his tendency to use kids to advertise his fetish disturbing. Did anyone really accuse Saville or Cosby while they were active? Genuinely

whew

genius, woke and brave

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Why would you want to kill a pedophile? I'm not saying I'm a pedophile because those guys are weird but why would you want to didn't kill the child they just used a little bit of his body for their own erogenous reasons I don't see anything wrong with that and I'm not trying to defend them but they're not that bad maybe you should talk to someone that is a pedophile maybe they should explain why they are the way they are it's this societal issue that you have placed on them and the challenge that they must not touch a child which is impossible I mean have you ever been to a kindergarten how could you not but hey I'm not a pedophile and I'm not supporting them sort of

The simple answer is that he's just a massive manchild.
Him running a massive pedophile web where nobody who's ever come across him has accused him, not even any of the children he's supposedly molested which are hundreds of adults at this point. Oh and btw they used MK Ultra on amanda bryne which broke her brain and also the other Spears girl whos kid looks roughly like Dan if you squint your eyes really hard. Oh and also it goes all the way to the top because Michelle Obama was on iCarly once.
Does that seem like the simple explanation?
>accuse Saville or Cosby while they were active
Saville absolutely but Cosby only a few knew. I absolutely refuse to believe Norm didn't have a hint of it which he let out during that weird ass The View segment he had ages ago.

was it good touch or bad touch? because it sounds like good touch

Coolio, I never followed their cases that much, especially Cosby. Dan, guilty or not, is just more entertaining

Kaz "The Nigger Gravedigger" Miller

After the Dr Pizza fiasco I'm convinced perverts like to hide in plain sight

they realize most people are morons who will take their degeneracy as "just a prank bro"

>McDonalds commercial

Wow, there's is just one of every one of you isn't there?

>he touched me in my...in my....on my feet!

Good stuff
Dan "old enough to pee, old enough for me" Schneider

Oh god I'd like to touch Jeanette McCurdy

>white
how are you on this site
how do you not know what a semite is?
what the fuck
how are you this facial blind to not see that all of those "whites" you mention are in fact jews.

you stupid motherfucker get a grip

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Dan hold her tighter she is a fighter Schneider

>Feet gone

toppest of zozzles

what

they're the same people

It's part of the thrill. How can you get the satisfaction of getting away with it if no one even knows about it?

Based(this is beaverchad’s gf btw)

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Dan "if you want money give me your cunny" Schnieder

Dan 'Beer Can' Schneider

Remember Sokka from Avatar?

The season with him in it is the second attempt

hmmm

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Fucking Summerfags
Lurk for 2 months before posting

no way

I think its just the way Dan looks.
The other guy in the picture from the Head of the Class tv show is running Nick now and he has no stories.

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>THEY'RE NOT WHITE IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE CHRIST DIED FOR THEIR SINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

?

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Uh oh.

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have sex

hmmmmm

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cope

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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How can you tell? By their facial features?
I know Dan is a creep for sure, but it’s pretty obvious that at least the boys are safe from Dan.
>also finding out Chance The Rapper is rebooting the All That theme song

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>he's so new he can't spot a jew 6 million miles away

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Imagine the smell

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>new clip of the reboot surfaced
youtu.be/hZjlSsyjc74
Oh... ohhhh, this is, this could be bad.

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don't call me that

get a grip incel

keep crying jew

pls jew gf