DAY 8 - Yewande finally speaks Edition
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think its gonna be a boring episode
second for based curtis
>you're now aware they get Saturdays off
This is outrageous, they should be TRAPPED
Fourth for Hayley a cute
CUTE
The memes aren’t as good this year. There I said it
for me, it’s amber
Do they show what happens on the Saturdays? Or is it not filmed at all?
Scored twice and won 4-3 in five aside
Feelin good lads
yeah there arent any autists in the villa :(
Why does Joe think he is some hot shit sandwich expert when he is the delivery man?
They all fucking wander off to the beach and chill out
Not filmed
No memes can ever ever top Chadam or punished Alex lol
Curtis' girl is a used rag full of old cum
It is what it is
IT IS WHAT IT IS
>New boy Danny is pals with Love Island 2018 cast member Charlie Frederick, who dated Lucie for six months when he left the villa last year.
LADS LADS LADS LADS
Haven’t got the energy at the moment lad, and most of them aren’t even worthy of the effort right now.
not enough personalities desu we only have tommy, anton and curtis from the boys and maybe lucie and amber
They get to go into the town, it's where they all get their hair done
Wut. Sauce
is it if it is what be it is tits it is
TOMMY IS THE KEK EMPEROR
IT
IS
WHAT
IT
IS
Amber's social IQ is off the charts, she reads people like open pamphlets they are
Imagine looking like tommy and still managing to get cucked consistently. He has half the brain power of chadam
Someone from last year confirmed it to Holly and Phil
Two months to go yet.
B A S ED
He seems like a kind dimwit
another boring cunt
He should've never let Anton swoop in. Should've told him to piss off
It was Kem who won two years ago
>picky eater
*drop kicks her into the ocean*
Curtis' girl is an old rag full of old cum. I repeat.
Charlie shagged that? Mad respect
titties what titties
Ya wan day
No thanks mate
>tommy and joe were fighting over charlie's sloppy seconds all along
They film it but don't broadcast on the day to give the viewer/production team a day off.
this
looks like a sack of shit next to a real beauty
hahahha based streambro
Why is this guy going after all black girls?
i take that back that's not a back pic of her actually
she gives off such a slut vibe though, shes hot
There's something weird about the new guy
he’s not a dirty racemixer
ITV forced him too after they got accused of being racist
tea audit lads
post ‘em
@nonce
piss off
too many people complained about racism after the first episode
watch, after this date he'll be obsessed with skinny blonde white girls
must of been a sort back in the day desu look at the legs
Because they're available
He's 85%
amber's chebs...
she’s literally going down the road
You were gone for a few days and it was great so do us all a favour and fuck off for good you nonce cunt
Most black guys I know prefer black girls.
It's also the only day your allowed to have a conversation about anything outside the villa
lol yeah was gone because I have a life x
i fuckin hate it, makes the whole thred stink
hey lads ignore that fat faggot
what did you have for tea?
Michaels clocked it hahahahaha he knows theres another black chad coming in
Why would you give a pedophile tripfag the you's
wait how's he clocked it
He's like a photoshop combination of David Coulthard and Vincent Kompany
Blondes are shit.
Why are most guys attracted to hair that is the colour of piss?
Spag Bol
Anna is a proper dog
yeah where are the redheads?
good shout
poor shout
Anna is a BIG girl.
Drink more water
>is he intelligent?
based racist Curtis
I have an ex who behaves like Amber. Resting bitch face, constant negativity. Some bursts of likability. Will fuck you but still leave you for a black guy.
as soon as this bloke enters the villa hes gonna chuck yewande by the wayside
Literally none of them are entertaining.
Actually realiszing we didn't know how good we had it
Why are you attracted to hair that's the colour of shit?
for you
Roast chicken with spuds and veg
I bet you're a shitskin, probably a pajeet
lmao yewande
To Michael: “I don’t like making eye contact when I first meet people’
About Danny: ‘I love how he made strong eye contract’
Yewande is just a basic bitch lad
Spoiler: tommy gets cucked by the New boy
I didn't know shit was black.
You feeling /bonita/ lads?
fucking love amber me
Curtis and Amy are the fucking worst
I hope people realise this soon, I can't stand having them on my screens for 2 months
he does look like 28 tbqh
Terrific
The nonce is back? Ffs
LADS
if you're shit is that colour you need more fibre and to go to the toilet more regularly my man
it is what it is bruv
haha youre back! I am now :D
Not big enough
this paki beatles flick looks shite
Sick racism mate, but I'm from Northern Ireland.
I'm definitely a lot more white than you.
Curtis is a fucking bender and I won’t hear otherwise. The way he always addresses a group like “what do we think girls” none of it sits right with me
Can be faked easy
FUCK LIDL
Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan
you could see his behaviour
>is he bigger than me
>nobody replies
>worrying about amber
>hugging yewande when she comes back
but how does that demonstrate he knows the new lad is black could be a tommy 2.0
Homemade zinger tower burgers - Costco spicy chicken fillets, mccain hash brown, slice of cheap placcy cheese and nandos vusa sauce
pajeets love blondes though
4 naan? That’s insane
I don't think he actually like yewande
looked laughable init
looks comfy though standard evening flick while eating 4 naan
state of this basedboy
Marry Lucie
Fuck Amber
Kill Amy
Surely this is the patricians choice?
Directed by Danny Boyle. Hasn’t made a good film since trance
Can see amber's nips. Would be the hardest first date
those chebs man alive
Flamin hot cheetos, lion bar and a raspberry Yop
It's not that difficult to believe she's a right slag though
innit blud
love how yawande believes the new lad is gonna go for her even tho she's the most butters in there, women live in a world of their own don't they
fuck just realised thats tamwar from eastenders
I'm Welsh and as white as it gets before being a freckled ginger. Sounded like cope from a nonwhite, but turns out you've just got poor taste in women.
Based
Liverpool checks out from what she just said
Amber's tits are fucking based
ngl tho
Danny is very good looking
No homo
He’s actuslly too good looking to be a model imo
Who do you think has the biggest dick in there? My bet is on Anton
>chinese and spanish
la goblina
>What's your heritage
based
>Jamaican
>Chinese
>Exotic
Curtis
Amber seems a bit dimwitted right?
She's hotter than Amy
la creatura
Danny
>most butters
>anna is still in the villa
Lad
Someone give me the big enchilada on this show. Is it like a Big Brother thing? Should I start watching it and posting you guys?
Wow the woman with a strong scouse accent is from Liverpool??
Wtf
She's a 21 year old woman (and a Northerner), they aren't generally intelligent people.
Big Brother-dating show hybrid
"How do we sell our products to men?"
Could be lonely and horny cope
Get involved mate, we've 7 more weeks of this
Anna
>lads and lasses get put into a house to find """"""""""""love""""""""""""
they get into couples and as the weeks go by, there are challenges, recouplings, eliminations if you're not coupled up, and random new lads/lasses entering at random points (interesting when one of the is an ex of one of the islanders)
She's a geordie you deaf cunt
disagree
oh shit bro forgot about that goblina, i take it back
It's been shit this year so far unfortunately.
Its like big brother but your in a villa in majorca and if your not in a couple you get evicted.
>scouse accent
Do you have ears?
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacked (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the isles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the cul-de-sac because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a couple cheeky pints over the footy
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>tommy checking out that silicone
Amber is so flustered jesus christ you guys told me she only likes white boys and posted that snapchat story of her
>>geordie
are they suggesting English is an ethnic group?
brb, complaining to itv about racism
>Amber denying another guy
Good christ I shan't be reading that
Yewande is cute.
She's porbs 3rd in the villa for me behind the surfer and Amber
She’s Geordie
they all rush to say hello to the new guy
whilst they all ignored molly mae the other night when she arrived
English is an ethnic group
Amber fucked him off, Anton is in there
Can't be racist against English people, they're the colonisers
New lad has huge ears
Danny seems based desu
>what is sarcasm
autist detected
Oops sorry guys. t. Southwest and literally can't distinguish one norf from another
yewande is his ticket to the final
Molly Mae can fucking do one tbqh
state of her name alone
>dat segregation
can't be racist against colonisers? brb burning down my local mosque
Amber and Michael, power couple
Remember this post when they win
She hasn't fucking spoken to him
Stupid bitch
>muh sarcasm
Nice backpedaling
utter utter slag molly
>6'2"
>strong jaw
>a splash of african an hispanic blood
What are you supposed to do if someone like this rolls up into the villa.
the birds are chatting total shite, can't connect 2 sentences
amber is such a fucking cunt
there is nothing worse than defensive women who you're always stepping on eggshells with, who then complain nobody has good banter with them despite the fact he's her fault for not being able to take any banter whatsoever
damn, rough one for the under 5'10 crowd today
Amber likes micheal Moore??
Wtf commie cunt
Amber won't win she's too abraisive
Best thing about her is she's redpilling Britain on how butters Instagram influencers can be irl
Chebs
slag
Lucie settling down like a housewife and is now the ugliest girl in the villa.
make fun of him for being an el goblino
The rest are dull, she stands out
Back yourself and dw about it
Sharif dropped off the face of earth
N
I watch for the memes to be honest, shame they've been shit this year
...
dude looks like a gremlin. small teeth big ears
how tall? 6'1 lmao???
Anyone else think this new guy looks like Taika Watiti
>Showing clips from last year when the show was based
molly peaking way too early
whats so good about tall men? wow your legs happen to be a couple inches taller than mine heres your 10/10 qt
Molly is the only girl making a fuss because she wants to be on camera 24/7 and this is the best way with a new arrival
fucking love this KFC advert
Alright lads, Missed last night and only just tuned in. Quick rundown? Did weird Kompany-mongrel-man fuck shit up yet?
Manlet detected. You’ll never understand. When will you learn?
Lmao
angry
Im 5" 7 am I considered /tall/ ?
Fuck off Warwick
shes uggo, show do people fancy her?
his handsome chad cousin
Back in the manlet pit
for a midget
even normies are aware of how much amber mogs yewandawae
They don't but she looks the most likely shag
When will they ever learn?
Midge
imagine henry cavill came in mogging everyone
no
I've worked it out new guy looks like a light skin pob
amber is a terminal brainlet though
not very impressed with the cast especially the girls
She's calling Amber a bitch you autist
Do *clap* Not *clap* Come *clap* At *clap* Her *clap*
>black
>can't swim
Mfw manlet but Chad tier face and can hard /personalitymog/ 90% of guys
>tfw 5"9
this is somehow even worse than being 5"4, on the verge of just escaping manletism, but still so far
hope they do Love Island All Stars next year
I completely forgot Amy existed for a second.
It Was What It Was
Yh and hopefully it's just the whole cast of last year plus Curtiss and yewande
why does Michael look like his neck is always below his shoulders
Yowande is adorable, look at that clappy walk
Why is Curtis with this haggard slapper?
Is he laying low before power-moves in the final weeks?
I fucking hate Curtis
Absolute homosexual, pretending to be in love with ugly Amy just to win £50k
yeah i reckon 5'9 is the worst height. to the point that id move to a country that uses centimetres
100% playing the game
>one life
>born a manlet
hhahagahahsh unlucky lads
yewande car crash incoming
Anton thinking 5 moves ahead
Imagine a reality show, where a little midget fellow is trying to pull. He can't see over the sofas, he's got great big platform shoes on so he can reach their minges, cos of his little legs. I mean, don't get me wrong, Anton's a lovely bloke, but should he be grafting here?
>mfw chad face and tall but full autist personality
it's hilarious watching the attraction fade in girls the second i open my mouth
Joe looks like he smells of piss
Or 100% gay
Actually masterclass game play
>1.79m
thats still fucked
chance for some kino I hope
God yewande is actually fucking fit
Sorry boys but this afrofu has been CLAIMED
The way she acts is pretty cute. Even if the other girls look better.
>under weaknesses, you've put height
>i need to get to know everybody
Danny already mugging off Yewande
They always pity pair the black girl
>turbo slag wearing cougar leather
yikes
Literal fat ginger hated ugly nonce that will never be loved by anyone
amber wants a bit of that
read this in karl pilkingtons voice
Lmao Joe pretending he’s being nice to Yewande when it’s just to stop Danny talking to his bird
wrong un
Just say nothing then innit
I'd make beautiful mixed babies with her
Although I'm doubtful my blonde hair and blue eyes would filter through to a mixed baby
Yeah cm only works if you are over 180 and even then it’s just tragic manlet cope
Fucking lol’d
>not just doing the strong silent type and being mysterious
works for me as a boring fucker
Yewande awkward asf
pal you just gotta master the nod and wink
>sitting on the worktop
dropped
Yewande is so cringe jesus christ
Yewande is a slapper
who does he look like
They'd have cute afro's though
Yewande is cute!
CUTE!
yewande worse than the doc, dont do science lads
yewande is a fucking nerd. bet she plays warhammer or watches anime or some other loser shit
Kompany
This. Yewande has picked up a following for being cute and wholesome but she isn’t at all
a dirty little tart
Good new guyhas shit tier game. He's all height in the same way Tommy is all Hannah Montana and fists
Wakanda is a good girl.
If I was in there I'd get too drunk and make an utter fool of myself
Collymore
cringing really hard rn
game player
Inshallah
But does she like cars?
>whats the crackeroo
based
Think the producers would cut you off
yeah this is painful tbqh
aye I drinks a bit
I think they only let you have 2 drinks each night.
Kompany crossed with Coulthard
same, dunno how people can just drink a couple, its either sober or battered and do something retarded
based pikeyposter
T
H
WHEN
I Y
L
LEARN
There was a clear change in the policy from last season.
From the ones before that where they had the smoking area they tried to clean the image of the show up by limiting alcohol, not letting them smoke on camera, and show less of the sex if it happens
Do you drink?
IT
>I've never competed for a girl my entire life
It shows, Tommy has no game
Shareef sighting
>>Gypsy cunt talking about wooing
Fuck off lad. I've seen all your focus. You basically daterape girls in carparks and then they become domestic animals.
MR BOJANGLES
Anyone else see it?
danny looks like a white marcus mariota
t.americhad
the only time i've ever had sex that's literally what i did
>eye contact with girl at nightclub
>go over and dance with her, spin her round, followed by a makeout
>she asks me if i want to go back to hers
>'ok'
>hold hands as we get an uber back in silence
>after banging i think the only thing i said was something like 'girl's desks are messy huh' to which she replied 'yep'
>hour more of silent cuddling followed by me leaving
was a fun experience tbf
How long has craic been part of the English vocab
Hasn't he been sent home?
shes such a bitch
IS
tell me you dont like yewande
Since Geordie shore aired
FED UP OF THESE IAN STERLING ADVERTS LADS
Fucking Sammy bro. My first thought too.
Used exclusively by deanos who think they are cosmopolitan for using a loan word
Wakanda just sitting back assuming the guy will do absolutely everything.
Enjoy being a single cat lady
Dumb Deano show
i dont have any intention of couple up with you but can you please tell me you like me and dont like yewande
thanks ok bye
Reminder there’s 10 mins left
I'd literally probably accidently say racemixing/Coalburner/roastie/based and expose myself as a gigatard
Yeah, he drinks
no u
would you say they aren't making you feel bonita?
if yewande tried to rip you off she would be jewande
Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out of Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
> 1 thread
Boring fucking episode
I can’t believe there’s only 2 mins to fo
this 80s forgotten hits CD is mint, getting it for summer
It's a boring season
based could catch on, its better than bev
Who the fuck is this human stick insect
I would 100% call someone based by accident. And possibly call someone else an autist
Now that Amber said her dad was part Chinese I can really see it.
When asked what he would be if he wasn't a professional football player, Peter Crouch responded with: "A virgin".
Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out of Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
kek
fuck whats the deal with this shit weather i wanna go for a run, reckon someone in this thread is responsible for it
THEY FUCKING TOOK IT FROM US FUCKING ENGLISH BASTARDS
Pack it in with the essays you losers
No prizes for guessing which dickhead it is
new thread lads pls
Fuck off curtis with your shit understanding of time dilation
yeah it was me. cope.
We created craic you sperg
Shareef sighting #2
nothing more comfy than grey skies and drizzle
>girl gets paired with a manlet
>slowly becomes into them against their will despite not being originally attracted to them
why does this always happen
I missed tonight lads, did lucie apoligise to Tommy for not picking him or did he be beta without prompting
3am . Your wifu has gone into labour (the baby isn’t yours but you’ve decided to raise the child anyway) she needs you to call the ambulance . You have to stop eating your bbq chicken wings ordered from Uber eats. Can not touch your phone out of pure anxiety of making the text buttons a little bit sticky.
Shit craic lad
THIS
How closeted is Curtis?
tommy is boring as fuck lel
Kek BTFO once again
>molly desperate for tommy sex already
what a slag
its not like that at all
he's in narnia
not very. like the door is ajar and hes in there dancing to YMCA so loud the whole street can hear it
shes so scummy
>why hasn't he shagged me yet
Molly is a flabby chinned bitch who prob bought her insta followers
Don’t fancy Molly
I only fancy her arse
Why do none of the girls like anton?
Tommy and Anton want to shag Lucie or Amber and just need Molly Mae to stay in the house, can't she see that
lol
Anton’s sussed the cunt out. Based lad.
state
They have better personalities having to always win over women
good meme, better than this shit series deserves
Because he's an arsehole
I actuslly like Anton a bit more after that
Good lad Anton
Did lucie apologise to Tommy
hes an oompa loompa with a shit accent
she said it what it is
craic is an english word
How can you not like anton he’s the most based lad in the villa
>lucie picked joe because she felt sorry for him
>now hes giving advice about women
state of his tats
Bevel
AMBER'S CHEBBBBBSSSSSSS
yes
I bet Lucie went to Treviglas
He's short and loose
fucked that didn't I
shut the fuck up lucie
Wish I had a friend like Curtiss. This is what annoys me about the homomafia they act like it's not a choice but they could just act like Curtis
If only he understood that backing off means Molly will seek Danny's attention more not his
poundland adam
Based
it's the plucked eyebrows, can't respect man like that
Punished Yewande
A Hutu denied her Tutsi
Lucie went from most attractive to least in one week. What the fuck happened
yewande wont couple up with anyone but will manage to get to the final
king mutt sees through molly's slag shit
This year is hot garbage, not even sure why I'm watching it
tommy incel confirmed
he's like some jaded late-20s clinger-on, probably done work as a male stripper. Ricky Martin doppelgänger to boot
SAD!
AMBER'S CHEBBBBBSSSSSSS
>everyone's her fucking type
BASED NGUBETTE
remember when bevvie was a thing for the first two days
whens someone gonna come into the villa and call yewande a nigger
>we have a lot to talk about
>all she's said to him is he's tall hot and how he's easy to talk to
?
hutu and tutsi hate each other so that's good
Unbale to confess her love she is granted the deus ex machina of a recouping
That clip with Tommy saying iiwiis didn't feature at all
phwoaar
he def didnt choose yewande for the date the porducers told him to
Think I'm done with this season lads, it's dire.
psml on stream
when did shareef get kicked out?
He's just another mug with no game. Wakanda needs to stop letting Eminem take the wheel and make her own moves if she wants him
best post this season well done
its irish you retard planters
kek
It’s scots
>ourguy
any yous cunts play battlefront 2
give it another week
fucking hell lmao
not played in a squad since 2013 :(
ini lmao
looks like a ghoul
>>Quit your job as aircraft engineer to go on this shite for a week
He deserves derision
Serial baby killer on the loose in Chester, that's enough for me lads gonna end it there