What do you think of Director Uwe Boll?

He’s actually not that bad of a director when he’s working with material he actually cares about (which seems to involve mass shootings)

He pretty obviously was just using video games as a tax scam so I don’t fault him for not giving two shits when making these movies

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Seems like he'd be a cool guy to drink beer and shoot the shit with.

Alright, ya got me. I'll beat your ass in a boxing match too.

This would have been kino.

worst german export since Gothic 3

He wanted to put fucking action car chases in Alone in The Dark.
He's pleb trash, and he'd be even more insufferable once inebriated.

based

you couldn't handle the banter

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

haaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

so what did he direct that isnt dogshit

You're retarded if you think that's why he was hated

Almost a shame he retired from film making, I hear his restaurant is very highly rated in Canada tho

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It was fun when he boxed people up

I want to try. I hereby challenge uwe boll to a drinking contest. Pls someone forward this to him.

Gothic 3 an elex were Based as Fuck zoomer newfag

stop trying to be edgy ok
he was a lot of things but he accountted more to his life than your pitiful zoomer shit short life ok

him punching lowtax into submission was pretty funny

his movies are such incredible trash that I still cannot believe anyone would give him money to make them

>Gothic 3
>good
ask me how I know you're underage

I like Assault on Wall Street

>Gothic 3
>good
ask me how I know you're a todd howard fan boi

Too based, too redpilled.
youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

>I have enough money to play golf til I'm dead.

16 TIMESSS THE WORLD ..

GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK ..
!!!

I wonder if he actually is retarded or if he's just pretending.

he's an unironic communist & a brainlet autist. protip watch his personal youtube channel

Assault on Wall Street is good (3.5 out of 5 for me) even if it is kinda melodramatic

small devs winrar !

>ask me how I know you're a todd howard fan boi
But you're the one who called an unfinished buggy mess based

what mystifies me is that he always manages to get big names working on his films. in the name of the king: a dungeon siege tale was full of big household names but even that vampire movie had billy zane and fucking meatloaf in it

Lel

had a few actresses in i showing

Yeah I'm thinking he's fucking based

Wasn't his "making bad movies" thing simply a money-making-scheme?
cinemablend.com/features/Uwe-Boll-Money-Nothing-209.html

this right here. teenage pleb mongs love him because they think he's 'sticking it to the man' with his autistic meltdowns.

Rampage trilogy is one of the greatest things ive ever seen

This "based" shit is getting old.

Cringe.

>good
>3 out of 5 for me
>for me
Don't try to worm your way out of it. Stand by your claim.

That too. Fuck off back to YouTube, faggot.

Cope.

The modern days Eisenstein. I'm not joking.

>mentions billy zane and meatloaf
>not ben kingsley

>more nigger memes
Go back to getting high, then sucking off your faggot friends after watching some vines, it suits you better.

Wat

This man literally beats the shit out of people who criticize his movies. . . and people say Michael Bay doesn't take criticism well

Literally nigger-tier.

He thought he was hot shit when challenging critics to a fist fight until Seanbaby came along and he chickened out like the coward he is. A disgrace of a man.

>Vines
What is this 2013?

patrician letterboxd user

Greatest film critic of our time.

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>My kids love it because they are children.

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>captain whitey
What did he mean by this?

Film's Varg Vickernes. He is so full of himself that it's funny.

He has enough money to play golf until he dies. The thought of that actually golf pills me