Jumpscare bad

Jumpscare bad

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>Basedguments

i don't like being spooked

Jumpscares are bad, they are cheap tricks that uncreative directors exploit to oblivion to sell garbage movies as "scary", it is not scary, it is exploitative of a physical reaction not an emotional response, its the same if a comedian claimed to be "funny" but then started tickling you for laughs, thats not comedy, thats a cheap trick.

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>Horror movie
>Girl out in middle of spooky woods
>Hand on her shoulder
>She turns around spooked
>It's her friend she hasn't seen since 3 days ago at the local cafe
>Her friend decided, without any warning to sneak up to her without saying hello and put his hand on her shoulder

Horror movies should not be scary

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this thread again

fucker just wants you's

cope

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>I hate effective things

Classic meme takeover? Classic meme takeover.

yes

>THE NUN IS PINNACLE OF HORROR!

Discord trannying? discord trannying.

oh fuck off that actually made me jump

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atleast post the complete version

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>the witch is le best horror movies of the decade

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yeah dude laughtracks are actually extremely good every comedy should have them

>laugh tracks bad

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>I don't need laugh track I am intelligent and know WHEN to laugh without them!

next you are gonna do a "capeshit bad" post
enjoy whatever trash you like, but don't get mad at people with better taste

>this bait again
excuse me for liking slow burn creepy movies more than cheep tricks

>my taste is friggin superior
Every time just lol

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give me some good horros movies im bored

(You)
(You)
The tranny is triggered I see.
Somebody just has to make a film with both laughtracks AND jumpscares and you'll finally get your true tranny masterpiece.

>slow burn

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You got that right.

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>jumpscare always good and effective

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