Who will win this shitposting war?

Who will win this shitposting war?

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me
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>lurking Yea Forums at least 19h/day nonstop
>doing so for years
>constantly attempting to shift attention to absolute garbage (movies and series)
>Shill not widely known films that look like if they may be hidden gems but are in reality complete dogshit
>Brutally shit on actual cinematic masterpieces in a credible manner
>if actual artistically valuable stuff is discussed, shitpost such an inane bullshit that all attention is shifted to my stupidity and the original discussion dissipates
>Almost all pro Captain Marvel posts were me
>At least(!) 95% of all anti alita posts and threads are me
>Inventor of the "name X kinos" countermeme to the unimpressed pepe tv trope greentext meme
>All my pictures are 8(!) bit PNG but still take a lot of disk space because I found a way to convert them in such a way that they waste as much space as possible
>I am one of the most active sneedposters and by that i mean sneeding into oblivion any thread honestly trying to get a good Simpsons discussion going
>As soon as actually great films are discussed, I shift the attention to dogshit films if possible, lame trivia about involved actors if not
>ALL posts claiming that GoT got better after Season 4 and that Season 7 was the high water mark are me (and there are quite a few)
>At least 30% of all "have sex" or anti Drumpf posts are me ("have sex" posts: formerly 80% but it caught on)
>Shit on Kubrick relentlessly except for Eyes Wide Shut which I meanwhile pretty much established as his greatest masterpieces (after years of intense shilling)
>Current project: Getting BR2049 universally reviled
>samefagging heavily in threads
>my contribution to this board going to shit: at least 60% (conservative estimate)

Alright, so which side are you on?

Big Tex will stop him.

Let's just say I'm Pavlov, Eyes Wide Shut is the bell and Yea Forums is the dog

Sneedposting doesn't need weaponizing since it was already a weapon against the /reylo/ viral marketers and EWS has never been hailed as Kubricks best not here nor anywhere else.

I fucking despise EWS so I'm participating just to spite you

>Getting BR2049 universally reviled
Yeah we saw your cringe crusade and it still got voted MOTY. Yea Forums still hates Captain Marvel (rightfully) too. Lmao what kind of a failed memester are you buddy?

Wasn't me. I'm still in the planning phase. When I finally strike against BR2049, it will be with high memetic payload.

Care to tell us the steps of your master plan?

Three-pronged approach:
1. Basically the Maario Naharis angle. Only more blatant, more recognizable and dumber, therefore more attractive for others to repost.
2. Find plot weaknesses (of which there are several) and amplify them, just enough to warrant the "Bravo, Denis Villeneuve" meme. I will find at least 5 such weaknesses, in order to astroturf a natural disgust with the overall plot quality of the film.
3. The histogram stratagem. BR2049's color grading is pretty recognizable and (yet) considered pleasing: By means of histograms and statistical analysis, I will cherry-pick unfavorable graphs pertaining to the colors (averages, dominant primary colors, contrast ratio, gradients etc.) which can be framed into a "hack" narrative. Which I will relentlessly leverage.

I feel quite confident with my true, tried and tested strategy - so much so that I feel confident to spill the beans beforehand.

Peak autism. Entertaining tho

whats your endgoal?

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Only Peepee Poopoo Pepe posts in all boards of Yea Forums. Next stop will be Yea Forums, this should prove as a challenge. But I guess I will yank the crowbar in there by shitting on Dostoyevsky will apotheosizing Thomas Mann. We'll see. First things first.

Woah-hoh.. You're pretty badass buddy!

based

okay but what do you think about niggers and trannies friend?

you know mods/janies take extra satisfaction from deleting threads made by people who insist they're not breaking the rules, right?

I don't use words of sedition, hate or sectarianism.

cringe
fuck niggers

yikes

Really glad I don’t give a shit about King Kong

Are you the guy shilling 'jumpscares bad' meme?
How do you look IRL?