How did this fat fuck live to 80?

post the story about him having a secret car to buy hotdogs

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>True Hollywood Tales 1997

fucking legend

what's in the bucket? KFC?

>*takes bite out of a live frog*

Pshh nothin personnel, kid

I look like a non-groos manlet version of Kurtz if I shave my hair

>get into a spitting war with a baboon at the zoo
>win

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based as fuck, post the one where he smashes the lock his wife had put on the fridge

>Marlon Brando had a used Volkswagen Beetle he purchased and used solely for late night runs to Pink's hot dog stand on Melrose and La Brea. The inconspicuous red beetle was parked at a sympathetic neighbors home near Brando's Hollywood hills residence in order to conceal Brando's late night snack runs from his second wife, Movita. Brando would sneak out of his home, walk to his parked car, and drive down to the hot dog stand where he would reportedly order a dozen or more hot dogs at each visit. Eventually, the neighbor had to call the authorities and have the Brando hot dog beetle removed from their property as Brando would simply toss the waste into the back seat, resulting in a beetle filled with countless soiled hot dog wrappers, and hundreds of partially consumed hot dog parts all rotting in the back seat of the car. The smell of rotting hot dogs eventually became overwhelming, however, Brando continued to use the car regardless, and failed to either clean or remove the car from the premises, resulting in the need for police to intervene on behalf of the neighbor to remove the car.

didn't he at one time during the shooting of a movie go out to the middle of a lake on a rowing boat to eat nothing but cake?

and before he died he used to shitpost in the early days of the internet

METAL GEAR BRANDO

one time he supposedly grabbed a frog off a pond and took a bite of it

It was like 2 gallons of ice cream. Not cake.

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke.
based

There's a robbery in Woolsworth!

Brando threads are always the best.

the second pic is so surreal. it looks like a fat suit and mask

>After being expelled from his local high school for reportedly riding a motorcycle through the halls, Marlon Brando was sent to Shattuck Military Academy in 1941. Brando’s father, Marlon Brando Sr. attended Shattuck in the early 1910s and hoped the rigid program would sort his son out.

>By all accounts, Brando was a popular but roguish cadet. Teachers at Shattuck have said that Brando was not disrespectful, but a prankster and a “character.” In his autobiography "Brando: Songs My Mother Taught Me,” he recalled the bell that rang every fifteen minutes to remind students to attend drills, meals, classes, and other duties. One night, Brando recalled that he climbed the bell tower, removed the 150-pound clapper and carried it about 200 yards away and buried it. When school authorities found it missing the next morning, Brando organized a student committee to find out who committed the crime to divert suspicion from himself. The ploy worked, and Brando said that he would take the burial place with him to his grave.

>Select all images with Marlon Brando.

Literally Captcha.

yet it's real

based

Sweet fucking Christ

By the power invested in my by the neckbeards, neets, memelords, and the high administration of moot2 I do here by declare Marlon Brando officially based AND redpilled.

>that time Jack Nicholson tossed him BK Whoppers over his garden wall
I think Nicholson himself is trying to become a late game Brando.

They don't make them like that anymore.

How do I get this handsome bros?

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>tfw they canceled the movie about his road trip with MJ
It could've been legend.

underrated

perform more butter buttrapes

a daring synthesis

Anybody have the greentext about the bucket on his head for island of Dr Moreau?

>By all accounts, making the movie ‘The Island Of Dr Moreau’ was a disaster; according to actor David Thewlis, he arrived on set to be greeted by Brando, who told him “Go home David, this is not a good film to work on. It’s cursed.” Brando, playing the eponymous crazed scientist, went method with his madness: outlandish requests, including his costume – a mumu dress, white makeup with lipstick and an ice bucket for a hat – were all granted, and he angered cast and crew by staying in his air-conditioned trailer while everyone else sweltered in the tropical heat. According to set reports, Brando became obsessed with co-star Nelson de la Rosa, the world’s smallest man, and made replacement director John Frankenheimer take lines from other characters to give to him. Thewlis also recalls that Brando would receive his lines via earpiece, which was prone to picking up police frequencies; at one point, he’s alleged to have recited the line: “There’s been a robbery at Woolworths”.

When Marlon Brando auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courtney Cox bought was a car. Marlon Brando bought a hot dinner.

Immeasurably based

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>t.

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it's pretty fitting really, they were friends after all

age 21 to age 31?

I think he was eating as some kind of coping mechanism. like stress or something. it seems abnormal

So he was basically an employed, famous NEET?

it reads like pasta but it's probably true

Based reality-check post.

He fucked more men than anyone on this board ever will , too. Don't forget about that

fucking kek

You ever seen pictures of women before 1960? They were fucking horrendous. Women were universally ugly as shit before female liberation really kicked in during the 1940s and widespread hotties only started to appear during the very late 50s and early 60s in the boomer generation. Brando was banging down syndrome looking trannies with nursing home haircuts like pic related.

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you don't think he slew pussy through the 60 and 70s?

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fpbp

LEGEND

How do I into Brando mode? How do I have his attitude?

And I thought Henry Cavill was handsome, this guy was a work of art

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Not only are you GAY, but you're fucking retarded
Shes beautiful

>Teachers at Shattuck have said that Brando was not disrespectful, but a prankster and a “character.”

Man the times have changed. At military school I was a prankster too but the teachers sure weren't call me roguish or a character. I even tried to explain that taking my dick and pud out everyday while I stood and ate during chowtime was just a prank but they refused to listen. If I hadve lived in the 40s I'd have been a movie star too.

No user. Roasties are still ugly. It's just that nowadays they constantly apply 40 times more makeup than they did in 1940 so you can never see their real me.

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looks like an airbrushed faggot

based

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Everyone looks good in Black and white

Give him a rest, instagram warped his perception of reality to the point he probably thinks women are born with applied eyeliner

>Coppola flew back to the U.S. in June 1976. He read a book about Genghis Khan to get a better handle on the character of Kurtz.[42] After filming commenced, Marlon Brando arrived in Manila very overweight and began working with Coppola to rewrite the ending. The director downplayed Brando's weight by dressing him in black, photographing only his face, and having another, taller actor double for him in an attempt to portray Kurtz as an almost mythical character.[44]

Wtf are you talking about

>Marlon Brando had a used Volkswagen Beetle he purchased and used solely for late night runs to Pink's hot dog stand on Melrose and La Brea. The inconspicuous red beetle was parked at a sympathetic neighbors home near Brando's Hollywood hills residence in order to conceal Brando's late night snack runs from his second wife, Movita. Brando would sneak out of his home, walk to his parked car, and drive down to the hot dog stand where he would reportedly order a dozen or more hot dogs at each visit. Eventually, the neighbor had to call the authorities and have the Brando hot dog beetle removed from their property as Brando would simply toss the waste into the back seat, resulting in a beetle filled with countless soiled hot dog wrappers, and hundreds of partially consumed hot dog parts all rotting in the back seat of the car. The smell of rotting hot dogs eventually became overwhelming, however, Brando continued to use the car regardless, and failed to either clean or remove the car from the premises, resulting in the need for police to intervene on behalf of the neighbor to remove the car.
>Long time associate and character actor T.H.
>True Hollywood Tales 1997

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unironically who the fuck is this ?

>implying Luke would be saddened by this

Not me

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are you jelous of marlon brandon, user? that post reaks of jelly roastie

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Coppola offered Brando $1,000,000 for a weeks work. He asked Brando to read the book, "Heart of Darkness", and to lose weight. Brando showed up without reading the book, and without loosing any weight, and arguing the script for several weeks, while taking in $1,000,000/week.

Marlon Brando was lazy, and a detriment to every production. The Wayans Brothers paid him $1,000,000 not to appear in Scary Movie 2.

Based

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the person who is considered the greatest actor of all time. now it's time to leave Yea Forums pleb.

Right pic is infinitely more beautiful than a 1950s "sex symbol". Seethe about it all you want but modern roasties are gorgeous compared to the man faced "feminine" females your great grandpa had to swoon. Once women actually got to choose their mates they chose chad and started breeding beautiful daughters. Until the 1930s society was dysegenic and forced women to clutch parasitically to "good suitors", who were almost universally just good goy weak betas with disgusting bodies that thrived in our wagie kikeocracy. As soon as women were allowed to earn their own wage and breed with NEET chads society finally started getting beautiful. We're the most fortunate men in history, or at least since the fall of Rome, since we live in a world absolutely full of beautiful women who know how to maximize their beauty with healthy diets and gym routines and hygiene. Just because you're all a bunching of ugly seething fatfucks who can't pull doesn't change the fact we're living in the golden age of beauty. I thank god I don't have to deal with the manjawed, flat assed, fat bellied, stinky pussed, smelly breathed, hair covered dwarves my male ancestors had to deal with.

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Maybe cappola should have shitcanned the fatfuck and got literally anyone else to play the part. Like what the fuck did brando need to be colonel for?

also, what the fuck are you talking about?
marlon brando is in scary movie 1 or something?

truly he was the greatest troll that ever did live

nah

>Actor Richard Erdman, a fellow actor in “The Men” (Brando’s first film), says Marlon’s diet at the time consisted of “junk food, take out, and peanut butter”, which he consumed by the jarful. By the mid-fifties, Marlon had become renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and Cinnamon Buns, and washing his sweet treats down with a quart of milk.

>He would subsequently gorge on huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup. (One of Brando’s nicknames for himself was “Branflakes”.)

>Carlos Fiore would be dispatched by Brando’s directors to fetch him out of local coffee shops. Kark Malden, a close friend, said that during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode, and a quart of milk” for dinner. This diet necessitated the constant altering of his costumes during filming. Because of this, at his birthday party that year, the crew gave Marlon a belt as his present with the card, “Hope it fits”.

>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese.

>Not surprisingly from these gorge-fests, the costumer on “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1962), James Taylor, claims Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.

>On the set of “The Apaloosa” (1966) Marlon’s double once had to be used in long shots simply because Marlon had eaten one of his gorge-fest lunches.

What about her?

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>disregarded the director
>acquired currency
>put on a kino performance
truly the best actor ever.

>Dick Loving (yes, that really was his name), who married Marlon’s sister, Frannie, said Marlon would eat “two chickens at a sitting and (go) through an entire Pepperidge Farm cookies [package]”.

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink.

>By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.

>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread.

>Living on the island of Tetiorova, Marlon liked to create his own “real life mounds bars”, cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it in the coconut for a tasty treat.

Branflakes was so based

>Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese.

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Im waiting for my Daves Triple and large fries to arrive. I'm going to gorge myself on tasty delights.

I'm going to think of Marlon as I eat them, and the tales of his friends sneaking and throwing bags of burgers over his fence

My man boobs are coming in quite nicely

>“real life mounds bars”, cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it in the coconut for a tasty treat.
not gonna lie that sounds dank

>marlon brando is in scary movie 1 or something?
They hired him for Scary Movie 2, and paid him up front, like he always demanded. He spent the cash, and felt too sick, so they let him go. If he could grab cash, and not work, he did so.

kek, based

Any backstory on the right-hand pic?

>Rage all you want: He fucked more women than you and those women were of higher quality than what you can pull.

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They are even uglier today

you have extremely shit taste in women if you think that women of the golden age of hollywood looked ugly

>there are people on Yea Forums who are unironically shitting on Brando
What had this world come to?

>how did this fat fuck live to 80?
Wishing you had you sad lefty arty pathetic cunt

It's totally a guy behind that post. I don't know how they rationalize this kind of cock-sucking. Idolizing freakazoids

theres nothing more based than being a chad in your youth and then slowly returning back to your initial state, that of a 300lb baby

Butter .. an fucking Top actresses ..

WONDERFUL ACTOR
his films tell that reddittor cunts ok

old souls have already known materialist excellence. transcendence is all they have left. every one has to walk through that final door alone.

Listen I top draw war hero at Falklands now old loser ..

haha holy shit

How did such a leap fucking happen, I merely told you that everyone looks better in black and white since you can hide imperfections, you instantly go full autism post
also
>Implying girls go on 4 channel
kek my mate

hot

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80 is not that old.

fucking based

haha holy shit

t. zoomer

>werehouse
This shouldn't be so fucking funny good God

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hmmm

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holy shit brando puts nicholson to shame

Holy shit you're a dumb faggot. Sure kid, hot women are an invention of the mid-twentieth century. Never before in human history have hot women ever existed. Do you actually believe this? You are the dumbest faggot I have seen on this board. Fuck off.

mair?

absolutely BASED and HOTDOGPILLED

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>yo lil Paulie I just ate 51 eggs. More than you ate in your stupid movie. I bet your real fuckin jealous now.

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>Dick Loving

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Brando got JUSTED so had he turned it around and became a badass.

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink… when you’re hungry, you’re hungry I guess.

Is this actually true?

kek

>gets rich
>sits inside home for rest of life living off ice cream and somethin somethin

>He doesn't know about the Victorian Era

What a fucking legend

I remember reading stories about jack nicolson throwing bags of burger king over his fence so based brando could cheat on his diet

It's a brain dead roastie trying to push a narrative that before every woman was on the pill and had an average of 60+ sexual partners, they were all ugly proto-grandmas. It's a way of haranguing men into believing that the change in dynamics between men and women to the current socially destructive modern norms is OK for us because there now exist hot chicks most of us won't be banging anyways.

For when he was born and his supposed diet it really is.

You're an idiot.

Also Brando shitposted on early chat-forums

Reminder that this so called anecdote has never been verified.

Shut the fuck up Paul you phony

10/10 post fucking kek

Food

gb

youtu.be/B-tXCu_apCo

autism

>good genetics
>based af
>BTFO hollywood phonies
>bisexual

pick all fucking four and you have your answer

This. If you haven't seen The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau it's some great shit.

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50 years later and phonies are still SEETHING

I'm STILL better than you Newman! Even DEAD I'm BETTER than you!

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>paul is posting from hell again

>acting is the best job in the world when you make a good movie. and it's worse than skin cancer when you make a shit movie.
Can't say he's wrong.

>doesn't learn any of his lines
>still gives a very profound performance that is remembered to this day

absolutley fucking based

even as a fat disgusting blob he ran circles around every other actor. he just gave up physically. he had all the sex he ever desired and in the end his only desire was too eat.
Orson Welles also got that fat too. Just goes to show you pussy is no match for a delicious meal.

>pic is real
Fucking legend

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>>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs
What

>le deranged handsome man who so randumb is like totally #based
He's the sjw you all hate. He literally forewent accepting the Oscar just so he could preach about native American rights

Yeah, it's like the old saying goes "the black and white camera adds four inches of jawline."

i hate the oscars way more than i hate injuns

time flies when ur havin fun

Even with a bad bout of food poisoning, meals will never give you feels.

It's literally the opposite. Modern roasties are hideous beasts without makeup. Even Arya mogs them - that's how low standards have become

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He killed everyone and went back for delicious food, not pussy, food.

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This post sums up Yea Forums of today more than anything I've ever seen, unadulterated weaponized zoomer autism in its truest form.

I think it was mutiny on the bounty. He'd go out with a bunch of coconuts and chocolate bars, melt the chocolate in the coconut milk, and drink like 20

Orson Welles wasn't rich though. At a point he had to make voice overs for shitty cartoons.

Yes. Just like most celebrities.

Even when your cock stops working, you can still eat.

Women still look exactly the fucking same, you retarded cunt. The only difference is that cosmetic products are now better to conceal their ugly features, and more women are applying more makeup than before.

Underneath those 5 layers of makeup rests the same ugly face as before the 1940s.

Ahhhhhh! The French...champagne hasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

abacus

This is a fantastic pic. Not only does it show the cue cards he used on The Godfather, it also shows him having a relatively svelt build. He must only we half of what he did in Apocalypse Now, which was just 7 years later.

>mfw I realized that +90% of women look almost exactly like men when they're not wearing makeup, and if not for their long hair, it would be next to impossible to discern the difference

Take your picture as an example. Remove the long hair and give them a manly haircut.

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he was fucked over by George Hearst
>she doesn't do anything?
youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ

If that were true it'd wouldn't be so impossible for trannies to pass.

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This is only true for black people.

>Women still look exactly the fucking same
Cosmetic surgery, breast implants, and male hormones have made the modern women that use them look like freaks. You didn't really have that shit back in the day.