Can't read or write

half of that isnt even bad

>can't read or write
being a millionaire who can't read or write is pretty based
>threw his toddler across the room in a fit of rage
We all make mistakes
>said he'd beat his son to death because of marijuana
Based. Fuck potheads
>chinese govt. mouthpiece
He's loves his country. Nothing wrong with that.

REMINDER THAT JACKIE CHANS DAUGHTER IS DATING A

WHITE

SOUTH AFRICAN

WHO IMMIGRATED INTO CANADA

VIA CIA PARENTS

WHITE

SOUTH AFRICAN

IMMIGRANT

>can't read or write
unpozzable

>Why do we like this guy again?

for those exact reasons?

South Africans are all niggers. Some temporary South African farm helpers come through here every harvest season and they all go looking for bar fights and shit. My town is less than 15,000 people and these white niggers aren't welcome here.

You really are an idiot.

p-p-prease no trabble

>>chinese govt. mouthpiece

I thought he was a proud Hong Kongese. I mean he made all his good films for HK production companies when Britain ruled over the place, giving him much more freedom compared to China. He's even got an MBE from Britain.

he probably has investments in china so he has to shill like crazy

To be forgiven you must have at least one 10/10 flick. He has Police Story so back off.

Shanghai noon was his best film

>threw his toddler across the room in a fit of rage
Story?

White guys? Where do you live?

nope. he is a top tier Beijing dick sucker.

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>DUDE CELEBRITY'S PERSONAL LIFE LMAO
who fucking cares you tmz watching retard

Some small state you learned the name of in middle school but I won't repeat because I don't want anyone to remember we exist.

t. vermont

>Story?
Jackie had a fit of rage and threw his toddler across the room.

that toddler should not have provoked a battle

Terrible guess. You weren't paying attention to what I said. Why would Vermont need white South African farmers during harvest season? Do they even grow crops in their 3 square miles of land they have?

Is all that true? Is there a source?

Good fuck Hong Kong and hongkoners in general

>millionaire despite illiteracy
>destroys insect larvae
>promises to defeat drug-abusers
>proudly nationalistic
>has nothing to do with LGBT family member
Sounds like concentrated based to me.

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Kek

all that seems pretty based and redpilled to me

I have a friend (ex friend?) who according the state freaked out on his baby and punched or kicked it a few times, killed the baby, and now he’s in prison for the rest of his life.

lmao drug addict libshit detected

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Thanks? Did I ask to know that?

he released a memoir last year titled Never Grow Up.

you have to go back. we dont have any redditgold here

why did that post generate such butthurt

Weed smuggling actually. So Jackie had to become the Chinese governments mouthpiece or lose his kid to a hard labor camp for a few years.

Said no one outside of Central Chinese command.

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Ask flips malays viets Japs and Indonesians they are annoying effeminate fags

BASED

Because he don't want no trouble.

>threw his toddler across the room in a fit of rage
wut?

>said he'd beat his son to death because of marijuana
This. This is why we like him.
Fuck off pot head degenerate.

serves crackers right for living in a country filled with monkeys

Holy FREAKING Based and Redpilled. Jackie Chan is immortally engraved into history while you'll die unloved, irrelevant incel.

OP is baiting and actually thinks Jackie is based

Came here to post this

>not smashing a bowl after work and getting completely immersed in your favorite show/movie/vidya
>2019

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Must suck that you have to drug yourself for something as basic as a dopamine rush.

>illegitimate daughter
>dyke

The fact that she's estranged makes me like him more

>needing weed to immerse yourself in your favorite media
>CURRENT YEAR
You are small time.

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I'm sure Jackie warned him that he didn't want any trouble

Yet he is still more likeable then Brie Larson.

He kicked out at 18 his lesbian daughter of the house too

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>that one time Jackie was in a standoff against Triads while armed with guns and grenades

I don't watch actors for their backgrounds/history. I watch them for their ability to act. Specifically in Jackie Chan's case, his martial art abilities and his ability to make a comedic situation out of a fight.

I have the Chinese mafia in my neighborhood who followed, since I don't speak cantonese I don't know what to do, theses guys are scary.

Unironically based

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but how did he write it ?

call the police

>being dude weed lmao
>2019
Y
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K
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S

because he does a funny face when he jumps onto a bicycle with no seat

>being ugly
>being fat
>2019

fuck...

he had a scribe probably.

>Jackie was in a standoff against Triads
He's friends with Triads and associates of triads. Jimmy Wang Yu (Kung Pow) was immersed in the triads and was a close friend of Jackie.

>That cap
Fucking SVU, I swear

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Lol who hurt you?

One couldn't have a movie career in Hong Kong without owing favors to the Triads.

who made you so fat?
yourself or was it what your parents fed you?

>He want no trouble
>Kids give him trouble
>Beat the shit out of them because of trouble

He did the right thing

triggered stoners are the worst. don't claw your eyes out broski.

>estranged dyke daughter from an affair he had
based
>said he'd beat his son to death because of marijuana
based
>chinese govt. mouthpiece
based and patriotpilled

>being fat
>being ugly
>2019

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I remember reading that Jackie Chan was actually blackmailed by the triads back in the day because he walked out on a movie and the director or producer had triad connections.

Are you describing yourself or...?

I'm describing you you fucking clown lol
Why the hell would I describe myself that way?
Self-deprecating bullshit is what that it

>>can't read or write
[citation needed]

>can't read or write

Based, that shit is for nerds.

>threw his toddler across the room in a fit of rage

Based.

>said he'd beat his son to death because of marijuana

Being anti-weed is gay but beating people to death is based, so overall still based.

>chinese govt. mouthpiece

Gay.

>estranged dyke daughter from an affair he had

Knocking up random sluts and making them raise your kids on their own is based.

I gotta say, he's still looking pretty based to me.

Rhode Island

>being a millionaire who can't read or write is pretty based
so a majority of "certain-hued" basketball and football players are based?

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Yep, he's a chink

>85 replies
>no mention of filename
baka desu, step up senpaitachi

>said he'd beat his son to death because of marijuana
thats why

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Some more to add to the list:
>is a drug addict
>is a transvestite
>tortured animals when he was a child
>has aids
>has an iq of 38
>has one testicle
>was born with a tail that was surgically removed
>drank babies blood
>favourite film is moulin rouge

>being a millionaire who can't read or write is pretty based
Wrong. Nothing says "this person doesn't deserve that much money" than a rich guy who can't write properly

how's your kung fu poorfag?

could he be any more based

well I didn't like him, before this post

>Oh yeah? Don't like weed? Well you're fat and ugly!

Dude, stop mistaking drug use for having a personality.

What is it that causes people to beat babies and toddlers. Just ordinary subhuman behaviour or do they just freak out one day and vent on the closest target to them at the time

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Wut?

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Some people can't handle the stress of having a kid. Apparently for the first few weeks you get very little sleep, and the baby cries a lot. I hope someone in jail gives this guy some fractured bones though.