> character orders a latte coffee at Starbucks
> coffee artist makes it in less than 5 seconds and hands it to him
I'm in the trade and it takes much longer to make a latte
> character orders a latte coffee at Starbucks
> coffee artist makes it in less than 5 seconds and hands it to him
I'm in the trade and it takes much longer to make a latte
>I'm in the trade
lol
>character dips teabag in an instant coffee mix
When Limmy goes on a tangent when he's telling a story on Twitch then forgets what he's talking about.
>character eats doritos with a spoon from a bowl of milk
>sex scene
>guy doesn't cum in 30 seconds
>Sex scene
>The woman enjoys it
How am I supposed to relate to this?
>sex scene
>guy doesn't lie next to the girl masturbating furiously until he's ready to cum and then rolls over and sticks it into her so he can finish before the disgust of feeling a vagina on his penis makes him soft
It's like they've never seen two people make love before.
>the trade
>coffee artist
>coffee artist
>I'm in the trade
I bet you have a humanities degree
My sides
>"I'll have a coffee, black"
>doesn't add 4 sugars to it to make it remotely drinkable
>coffee artist
>"I'm in the trade"
I know this is bait but there are people who really do fancy themselves this way.
to be fair most people working minimum wage at a starbucks did spend several years of their life and a hundred grand to get a liberal ARTS degree at college
>sex scene
>girl doesn't show tits
THESE, THESE WERE MEN WI A TRADE
Barista is a trade?
Coffee shops you mutt
Sugar in coffee is disgusting
>europe pre2000.
>negros and arabs everywhere
>character is so nervous to try something new in case he orders it wrong so he just gets an americano
>there's a guy
>he isn't called Craig
AYE BUT AT WHAT COST?
>big guy
>no one calls him a big guy
>character ‘cuts power to the building’
>cuts clearly undersized wire that shoots a few sparks instead of an explosive arc that would give character severe burns
I’m in the trade
Fuck off it's no worse than drinking an awful bitter liquid just because it's """supposed""" to be that way
Why even drink coffee then? There are other options, especially if you wantvsomething sweet.
Because I enjoy the taste when it has sugar in it you fucking brainlet. Use your obviously undersized head.
>Coffee artist
That's great, could I get one of those vanilla mocha chai what-the-fuck-evers?
>characters pees
>doesn't pee blood
Movie takes place in any major American city. Characters drive from place to place and ALWAYS find free, easy, instant parking space right in front of every building they go to.
This in any major city desu. I live in a """big""" Scottish city in the Highlands and can I fuck find parking.
>character shits
>the blast of diarrhea spraying out of his asshole doesn't propel him into the stratosphere
>characters sit down to eat
>start arguing
>stand up and leave without eating a single bite
>character eats brocolis
DISGUSTING!
>Pees
>No blood
The fuck?
>horror movie
>atmospheric sets
>spooky music
>good editing
>black character
>aw shit nigga! damn nigga!
:|
>character eats doritos with a spoon from a bowl of mountain dew
fixed
Where is that from
>characters orders a latte
>new hire doesn't know how to make it
I once had sex with a girl who refused to take her shirt off.
Memorized lines. No, really, the lack of stuttering, remakrs, change of words and characters not talking at the same time totally fucks the realism for me.
Ledger's Joker's for you.
Start the dialog in a foreign language, switch to english two lines later and pretend they are continuing the conversation in the first language. Bonus point if the room is filled with anglophones complaining these characters can't speak english.
It's the dementia.
>tries to make a sjw joke
>fails at it
Friday the 13th remake
Do you ever tell THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE? I would if I lived there desu
I have no idea what you're referring to
I meant "yell". And I'm referring to the movie Highlander.
It is a reference to the movie "The One" in which Jet Li travels to alternate earths to kill his other selves and each time he does the remaining hims get stronger. Basically when you become the one you are a god.
oh. Never seen it