*strides towards you*

You going to the beach too Tex?

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Got that wagon

It almost seems fake. The way he reaches out to grab her at the beginning but then when she steps away he proceeds to have the most awkward and non-aggressive conversation with her before Hansen pops in.

look at him, he's naturally assuming that people flinch away from his hug. it's nothing suspicious to him, he just assumes that everybody hates him just as much as he hates himself

YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
JESUS

When did you know that we were dealing with a legend?

TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

I RECKON THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US HANSEN

absolute unit

Heard you been goin round takin names, pardner.

HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM, DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY, NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP
THE STRANGER THERE AMONG HAD A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.

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You need a count, friend?

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INTO AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

Say when..

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Hansen...he's a rat...a traitor...

DON'T YA LISTEN TO HIM DAN
HE'S A DEVIL NOT A MAN

DRAW... me some butter.

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HANSEN
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT

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WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!

DO NOT FORSAKE ME
OH MY DECOY.
ON THIS OUR
BEDDING DAAAYYYYYY.

DO NOT FORSAKE ME
OH MY DECOOOOY
HOME, HOME ALONE

A link maybe? I want to witness.

Anybody else think about purposely getting caught by Hansen to meet the qt decoy? I know they dont do it anymore but i wonder how they would react to somebody like that had they written down their intentions or something beforehand.

If I’d been in Ringo’s shoes, I think I’d have just shot myself,

let me tell you vinny
there's more pedo scum
coming through the front door
when tomorrow comes

let me tell you vinny
and it won't be long
til you find yourself taking
a black convict dong

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>Hey Hansen! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a b-[gets cut off by police sirens]

hey polcels, what is he feeling here?

rest easy young cowboy

>When the chime ends, pick up your gun, just try and shoot me Hansen.

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

That girl is definitely not a virgin
He did nothing wrong
This is entrapment they took a fine young mans future away

There's a live action resident evil 2 movie?

did he died?

Of a broken heart? Yes.

Desperado...why don’t you come to your senses?

>Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway.
Fucking hell, a perfect metaphor for Vince meeting that decoy.

Anyone know how Vincent is doing nowadays? All this was a couple years ago.

hope thats real

This was the last picture they took of him as they released him from the county jail.
Hasn't been seen since.

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I love when the female cop interrogating him talks about the dangers of sending dick pics.

He looks pretty hansom. If he worked out and stayed in shape he would be chad af

>gosh darn it, I reckon I yeed my last haw

What did he mean by this?

>Jenna: Hey y u change ur name to bye and a gun?
>Vincent: I thought it said my name and a beer glass
>Jenna: No.. it says bye and a frowny face and a gun

Kek

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>HANSON? WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?

Wanted dead to rights.
If you see the kiddy diddler out there bring em in and we'll offer a HEFTY REWARD.
Be warey though he's said to have diddled a hundred kids in the blink of an eye

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Good thing he's a Ram Ranch cowboy.

I'm so glad this show's back.

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Ain't no way Ol' Tex is wriggling his way out of this one

>THEY'RE ENTRAPPING ME TONIGHT

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> DRAW

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youtube.com/watch?v=ce5zaDhvhm4

Kino

Why would you attempt something like this knowing how shit american prisons are and how they deal with chomos?

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Revolver Fatsolot, Special Operations Pedohound

Is this what peak american body looks like?

He's not even crying convincingly enough,he's like he just fucking gave up when he saw the camera.

Me on the right(cute, built good)

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Damn... You got me Hansen...
I'll see you in Hell...

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>peak
Thus what all american bodies look like.
That's wht America is the greatest county in the world. Every citizen has hit his/her peak.

Do you think he posts on Yea Forums? I wonder if he knows he's a meme now

Howdy feller...

Based and martypilled

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>Hey,Tex, how ya doin'?

“Hansen you lily-livered son of a bitch, this cunny ain’t big enough for the two of us!”

>Knows his /fa/ is shit
>Doesn't change it
Why?

THIS GOOD OL REBEL DOESN'T RUN

these colours don't run, yankee

He probably thought he looked really cool in that outfit.

Watch your tone round here partner

>Be a fat pedo
>Become a laughing stock of entire wild west

>In The Hairless Valley

>CUNNY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

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How does he look even fatter

Watch it, punk.

>YOU KNOW, JOHNNY ALWAYS WORE BLACK

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when he reached for the knife it was pure kino. Chris was legitimately scared.

>BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

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What episode is this from

>/fa/

cringe

Showdown at the Lil’ Cun Corral

10/10

The Good, The Bad and The Cunny

wait, so originally they didnt even plan on releasing this episode?

Stalker Tex Stranger

Thanks a bunch

pale (cunny) rider

based retard

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Can someone photoshop Chris hanson wearing a sheriffs hat in this photo? Thanks.

this is the best meme Yea Forums has made in a long while

well howdy there buster

ive never watched this show.
how are they so dumb? how do they get so obviously trapped? and why cant they just fap to porn like normal people?
someone explain this to me plz?

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"Know how much your worth, Vince?"

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*BANG*
See ya space cowboy

>go tell that long tongue liar

The Wide V

>Ambrosio shat first

They are the retards that keep the few normal cunnyoisseurs safe.

Wasn't Chris Hanson in prison for fraud or something?

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trying to distract our guy with cupcakes like he isn't more hungry for cunny

hes spending some time in debtors jail but that inst unusual for an american

Yeah, I know my worth, so you better know that I ain't givin up my cunny easily.

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has this ever happened to you, Yea Forums

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Howdy little lady *tips hat*

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Life imitates art

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to lust over a child is reflective of a seriously damaged person, it's not just 'part of who they are'. they refuse to engage with life and the people around them and ultimately refuse to know a healthy, fulfilling sexual desire.

WHY DID HE HAVE THE KNIFE
WHY

he knew what he was doing was bad. at best to play into his fantasy of feeling like a desperado, at worst to coerce the child to have sex with him if they rejected him.

to fend off niggers and spics

He thought it was cool and wanted to look tougher than he really was. He's insecure basically

What does he put down

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

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It looks like a flip phone

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS KID TO THE HOTEL ROOM I'M GONNA RIDE TIL I CUM NO MORE

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it's car keys you retards

>be American
>go to meet girl you met on internet
>no girl exists
>find out it’s a sting to entrap you and you’re going to be humiliated by the media on national television
>spend 5 years in jail for crime with no victim
>fellow countrymen will cheer on this injustice

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

no, when I try to hug little girls they hug me back. Realizing kids weren't scared of me really helped my self esteem.

>This cunny ain't big enough for both of us, Chris

>high heels

do all american men wear these?

3:10 to Federal Prison

Howdy Tex

He did 30 months

this girl messages you and there's a 10% chance it could be this girl or 90% chance it's the cops do you still take the risk to have a chance to fuck this cunny?

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I take the chance. I have nothing to live for anyway. Deep down I would know that it is a trap, and I would still go.

That's pretty much the thought process of everyone on this show.

Then they find out that it's better to have nothing to live for outside of prison than inside

Only Ram Ranch cowboys like Tex do.

A YOUNG COWBOY STRODE IN
WILD AS THE WEST TEXAS WIIIIIIIIIIIND

[don draper jpeg]

fucking dead

Possibly for self defense but was too much of a pussy to get a gun.

he was gonna put a smile on her face

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Holy fucking shit.

>wearing that much makeup
yikes

howdy

Yea i'm getting that his confidence gets shattered when she recoils,that's why he withdraws

howdy pardnah

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kek

rest in peace sweet prince ;_;7

>"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne
Tex was a true cowboy.

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howdy there feller

>wanted to be a cop
what a modern tragedy, wanted to do the right thing but was set on the path of crime and cunny because of circumstances out of his control

there's an alternate universe out there where Vince became a sheriff and saved the same girls he would've been molesting otherwise

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>Hey X, how ya doin?

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Did it seem like the cops all sort of felt bad for him just like Hansen

Howdy

all pedos should hang

It’s not retard. This is from 16.

A Fistful of Cunny

>ITT:

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He does faggot. More confidence than you will ever have.

Oh this looks too sad what have they done to this poor man?

They were probably wishing he didn't show up also, the fucking decoy tried ghosting him, but Tex was determined to saddle up and meet her.

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Well met padnah

To take in scalps for bounties

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>the path of crime and cunny
Isn't that a book by Hansen?

He was truly a real human bean

I just feel more for Vincent than this Hansen character. What am I supposed to do about that?

--
--

Arrested?!!!!!! What?!
'To Catch a Predator' host Chris Hansen arrested over $13,000 in bounced checks

the literal what?!

how old was the decoy supposed to be?

If bonbi messaged me (it's legal in my country), but even if she was still 15 I'd go for it 100%. She's literally perfect

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This. He looks based as fuck. Fuck these entrapment niggers.

No, she looks unattractive to me

12-14

because he got stabbed before

>"I'm not that big but i can fit inside you."
>"I know, don't remind me..."

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She usually plays 11-14. I think she's 13 in the Vincent episode, she's actually 19.

Read all his charges

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Why did he just do some side quests to pay his bills? Town needed clearing of some desperados.

pretty bad move from vinnie mac then hey, no symmpy

Oh my god.

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youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Fuck I actually have to pause this every 20 seconds the cringe is too strong. He's all the /r9k/ tropes.

>big boy wore a cowboy hat, a duster, and brought a knife
He can't be serious.

I hate the way he crosses his arms

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>i'm not that big but i could fit inside you

lol i knew he had child porn and was a straight up pedo. how can anyone sympathize with this absolute fucking trash? he told the detective he had pics and vids of underage girls on his phone. anyone who sympathizes with this trash deserves to be with him getting your asses pounded by tyrone.

All of Human History Has Led to This Moment...

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And then bounces those bloody checks. I bet he says "you do that and I'll get a few quid and see you outside" I bet they say that.

youtube.com/watch?v=vDN4L7cAQf0

>deelinf bad for an aexial pedigree

Literally had cop on his phone would have walked if not front that guy is an idiot, like yeah soup has hurt a real kid if he whatever gotten caught

>we even put a hidden camera, under a leaf

THIS

I GOT THE HORSES IN BACK

can someone post the one where at the end the cop in a gillie suit tackles him

youtube.com/watch?v=FQ83XBojGUA

Like I said, I'm so glad this show's back.

So long... Big Hoss

their is literally nothing with being a pedosexual

Cast it

>big hip with an iron

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Howdy!

Oh Vincent.

top of the mornin to ya big tex!

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holy shit, they threw the book at him.

Howdy friend

For a few dickpicks more

>3rd degree
what does that mean

did you suddenly get parkinson's trying to type this out?

They put my grandson in jail so he can't help me type on Yea Forums any more

he posted in a cunny thread once

>drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view
this guy is b incarnate

His little dick must be hard as fuck walking in there...went limp as soon as she rejects him.

WHEN THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU

no money hes a neet

*sneeds towards you*

10/10

murder

He served 30 months of a 10-year suspended prison sentence.

Do you think his experience changed him?

> 2019
> not being a pedo
LMAO

Probably did what all the based Pedos do, move to Thailand or Cambodia and change your identity, do remote online work and slay cunny.

t. Macafee

What remote online work can I do as an unqualified neet?

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Yes, I've got cunny's by the number.
Yet a cunny I can't win.
But the day that I stop counting them.
That's the day Chris Hansen will make my world end..

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Go to Upwork and do data entry / translation / usertesting / dogshit jobs. Then take courses online in presentation making, SEO, adsense, etc. UX Design etc. Once you realize money = cunny, you will become motivated brah. Rent in Cambodia is just $200/month. If you already have NEET bucks/disability you're good to go already.

High Plains Diddler

Last I heard there were wanted posters lookin for a man named big red...

>be european
>kidnap white six year old
>take her back to the mosque and rape her with 6 other men
>police find out
>they don't even care because child rape is a part of your culture

>/fa/
We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here

No because I'm not dressed as a fucking cowboy

How many years you think he'll serve?

Howdy

None.

A true Cattleman goes out fightin'

>that was a bad fit
virgin detected

hes serving two and a half but its possible that he could get out early if hes a good boy

the magnificent seven year old

>allloveislove
You cant pin paedo shit on us.

2 years damn I wouldn't want to serve 1 week being charged with what he has. Probably checked into PC.

howdy

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>he identified with the young and underage

this desu

feels wrong idk
you want to catch a pedo do it but dont make him it a national past time
at least blur his face

Still can't believe that this guy wore that to his date with a 12-year old.

lmao this is america, they will ruin people's lives for entertainment, doesn't matter if they're guilty or not (in this case he was, but still). they'll even put your name/face if you're nothing but a suspect

>ruining pedos' lives is a bad thing now
They already knew he was guilty from the conversations, which is why the police already had warrants before he even walks out. Pedos don't deserve sympathy and he lost all expectations of privacy the second he entered another person's private residence.

good goy

but what does humiliating him achieve?
pedos are bad yeah okay there are other worse shit going on that need the spotlight

>boo fucking hoo I failed high school and that makes it ok for me to fuck children
He’s a piece of shit

>implying that normalizing pedophilia isn't the most good goy thing out there
>pedos are bad yeah okay there are other worse shit going on that need the spotlight
And? A show about starving African children or whatever isn't going to draw in viewers, and saying that something shouldn't be done about one issue because there's always something worse out there is foolish. Showing pedos to be the pathetic dregs of society that they are serves a clear purpose even independent of finding and arresting them

I remember reading an article about the intelligence of criminals. Pedophiles were ranked as having the lowest IQ. Probably because the ones they catch are like this big cowboy here.

>post is about america's lack of privacy for all suspects/convicts
>PEDOS PEDOS PEDOS PEDOS PEDOS

This thread is about pedos, and your post was obviously including them. Regardless, though, there isn't anything wrong with not blurring out their faces when in public places or another person's private residence. Saying that there is to say that the rights of others to film in such places is limited for some arbitrary reason

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No Country for Fat Men.

Kek nice

i feel that it's different when they're making a tv show out of it for milions of people to watch. even if it's legal i don't think it's ethical. but i guess no one would want to watch blurred faces.

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holy fuck

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LEMME TELL YOU BUDDY
THERE'S A FATTER GUN

it took ages to drop and now you can't find it on youtube, wonder what the story is

Hansen isn't good with computer, so I wouldn't be surprised if he, or someone associated with him, did it on accident.

OLD ENOUGH FOR KISSES

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I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT

It's not a duster, it's just a regular overcoat.

IT'S UP

cdn.hansenvspredators.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/john_dupee.mp4

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If you watch the actual episodes and quit being an idiot, you know that a lot of the guys will write a letter or a journal or something stupid like that in their car about how they don’t intend to do anything with the girl, in case they get caught. It’s just another trick pedophiles use to try and get out of the punishment they so richly deserve

THERE WAS NEVER A MAN, LIKE MY VINNY

HEY THERE MISTER

too close to home (expect im not a pedo)

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well hey der, tex

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Not /pol/ myself, but you out yourself pretty hard as a newfaggot when it's all you can think about and bring it up randomly.

Why did he have a knife?

The Assassination of Vincent Ambrosio By The Coward Chris Hanson

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio By The Coward Chris Hanson

Howby big guy

why does chris call him tex

Chris recognized him as a friend from a past life

DON’T YOU DARE GO RUNNING DOWN
MY LITTLE TOWN WHERE I GREW UP
AND I WON’T CUSS YOUR CITY LIGHTS
IF YOU AIN’T EVER TOOK A RIDE AROUND
AND CRUISED RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MY TOWN
ANYTHING YOU SAY WOULD BE A LIE
WE MAY LIVE OUR LIVES A LITTLE SLOWER
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I WOULDN’T BE PROUD TO SHOW YA
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM

I think they thought he was a suicide risk.

"I'm your fuckleberry."

>COMMIT SEX

have sex posters BTFO

Oceans 11 Year Old

Yikes. This guy is much creepier than Vincent.

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

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nasser

This guy seems to have some mental issues outside of the hebephilia.

it's actually a knife lol, watch the full episode he throws it into his hat when talking with chris

I think they said he served 30 months of a 10 yr suspended sentence and hasn't reoffended as far as they know

30 months in prison, 10 years if he breaks whatever parole order he got.

This is an old one, what's the difference here?

>How odd... my father... he also had a weight problem... is that you, father?

youtube.com/watch?v=IxsnK5TzG9c

Big Iron (knife)

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Top quality.

I just want you to know that the phenomenon of people thinking that carrying a knife is literally 20 years old at most.

For the vast majority of human history, 99% most likely, carrying a knife was entirely normal and expected. Outside of major cities it is often still the norm. At least in most countries where carrying knives is illegal for some reason.

Howdy there hoss

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In Fairfield there lived a pedo
By the name of Vincent A
No women tried to bed him
And that many he did lay
He was searchin for some cunny
Though of youth of twenty four
And the chat girls that he sought
Aged one and eleven more
One and eleven more

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Police are so ridiculous. Even the ones in the new series threaten people with tasers and shit while they're surrounded by a dozen cops and have their hands cuffed.

The genuine problem here was that he didn't class it up.

Even lower than random blacks that rob convenience stores?

>try to pull your pants up to retain some dignity
>the state now has grounds to murder you
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

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BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

What if the suspect is a muslim and has an explosive vest? Cops gotta be careful.

>walked in 2 minutes ago
>forgot where the door is and has to ask

Is he retarded?

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HOWDY DO BIG TEX

Didn't he claim in the chat logs he's only 21 ?

This is the first time I've actually seen Hansen feel sorry for the guy and start being nice to him, almost like a father to son moment.

a long fucking time ago I saw a comic someone drew of this where he ended up just going to the store and buying normal shit afterward, does anyone have it?

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IT SEEMS WE HAVE OURSELVES A LITTLE GOLDEN CORRAL, PARTNER

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HE SHOUTS AND HE SINGGGGGGGGGGSS