How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone todrag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.
How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so...
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THAT'LL BE $15 MILLION NOW MR. Yea Forums.
You'd better quit, or else!
stop posting this shit - it's libel.
Clean it up janny
Expect a knock at the door
Why do you hate him so much
it's just a meme
Let them come.
The things I would do to Warwick Davis. I would love to sprint with a pair of steel toed boots and kick him in the face while next to a fenced in area of pigs. The impact would explode his fun sized skull all over my jeans while his tiny body gets jammed into a fence. I would proceed to stomp his body into the fence so the pigs could shred and rip his body through the fence line. I would love to pick up Warwick Davis and throw him into piles of dirt and hay and make him pretend he was some kind of freak hobbit shit cleaner.
I would also feed him baby food, but hand him large jars of it, so he has no feasible way to open the jars, and he would have to look at me and say “D-dada, open the jar for me” and I'd pick the jar up and open it and throw the jar into a trash can that was too tall for him to realistically climb in, so he'd have to topple the can over and climb in to get the food he needed. I would also force him to use giant wooden spoons to eat, so he looks ridiculous. I would stuff him into a dresser drawer and proceed to slam large books on the dresser and wiggle the dresser vigorously so he would get scared. I would force him to bathe inside a 5 gallon bucket and occasionally slide the bucket as hard as I can into a wall so he would flop out like a fish. Maybe I would hold him down while saying midge and make him pretend he was a mouse so I could throw wedges of cheese at him. I would also like to stick him in a bird cage and hang the cage on my ceiling and make him mimic what I say. It would be so easy to pick him up and throw him over a bridge. It would make the smallest plop sound as he smashed into the water. Midge.
Ill be reporting this to Mr. Davis immediately on twitter.
Yikes
Midge
Based and yikespilled, moar
This is very reminiscent of the starvation pasta, right down to the evil laughs and deceiving Warwick into thinking you're a friend when really it's all a part of your torture plan.
Let's settle this once and for all
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>almost 400 votes
someone really should show Warwick these results
STRAWPOLLIAMA EXPELLIANUS!
I would like to dress Warwick Davis like a little baby. His clothes would somehow be a little too small even for him and make him suck on a pacifier and call him my son. I would carry him around like an actual baby and make him call me daddy. We would stop for ice cream and I'd give him a three scoop ice-cream cone. When he would inevitably would drop this, I would start screaming at him as loud as possible about how he was wasting his food and make him apologize to the young lady who works at the ice cream vendor and I would wink at her. She would be like “Aww it's okay little baby” and hand him another cone. I would talk about how my life is blessed for caring for a little boy as a single father and she would come over that night. Warwick Davis would be watching under the bed or in the closet how a real man fucks and he would whimper, but it would sound like an “eek eek eek”. The next day, he would be back in his baby clothes and she would call him a special little man and give him a smile. Then when she would leave, I would mock him by calling him a special little man all day long until he cried, then I would lock him in a crib.
SMASH THAT RAPE AND TORTURE BUTTON BOYS!
Warwick Davis. Imagine this guy yelling at you. No, this isn’t just a meme post, just imagine it. You’ve had some kind of altercation in public, and before you is this deformed little creature, this sickeningly morphed little fucking gnome, screaming at you. The veins on his forehead popping out, his eyes bloodshot and his infuriating little brick head bright red as he spits out his curses. Modern society would have you believe this gruesome, odious midget it your equal, that you should stand here and take this. But that’s counter to your intuition and you know it. Your mind races back to the days of your ancestors, how their burning souls would have been inflamed by such a confrontation, this freak, this hideous little THING thinking it has right to talk to you in such a manner. That primal instinct kicks in, and without hesitation you do the sensible thing and let the foul goblin know it’s place- you stride forward with righteous zeal, his shouts cease for a moment. This is unexpected to the annoying little fuck, a flash of panic crosses his malformed, elongated cartoonish face as it contorts suddenly into a comical farce of what on a normal human would resemble fear. He almost trips stepping backward, the illusion of his right to speak, right to live, manufactured authority over you shattering as he can only let out a brief plea “No!” before you are upon him. A hook cracks right, that satisfying crunch as it connects with the hideous creature, the feeling of a bullet ripped from the barrel of a gun as your rage explodes into controlled, refined physical force. You feel his weak and unnatural bones twist and crunch around your knuckles, his flesh contort as you see his terrified and utterly shocked face fold around your fist. All for a glorious moment, before he crumples and folds like some kind of warped fleshy paper, his deformed little freak cartoon body falling like sand over the ground as the facade of his equality dissolves under nature.
I'd have Warwick and all midgets with his specific strain relocated to a single lush and bountiful island, where they will build a prosperous society over the years in which Warwick reigns as high king. When the island reaches its peak, its wondrous golden age, and is ruled wisely by Warwick the old king, then big folk will arrive with their tanks, guns, machetes, helicopters, fighter jets, and blow that island to smithereens. Burn all that is precious to them, slaughter most and enslave the rest, and make Warwick watch as his empire and people burn. I will make Warwick suffer as Priam did before driving a stake into his black heart.
based
I enjoy those sotories more then proportional dwarfism in porn.
imagine spit-roasting this imp over a roaring fire haha
Fucking kek
PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK
This is amazing
This is high Yea Forums culture right here.
midgets are disgusting and ghastly to look at.
Someone send this to him I don't have a twitter account
Imagine forcing a cheap hooker to sleep with Warwick Davis under the stipulation that she has to pretend to enjoy being with this little fucking hobbit. You'd pay her half her usual rates because you justified that he's half a man and she wouldn't feel anything so it's no sweat off her back. After weeks of piddly little fuck sessions, you would stop paying her and eventually her pimp would start looking to collect. You could redirect the pimp to world renown Ewok, Warwick Davis and watch Davis get stomped by some black guy wearing an all purple felt suit. As his leopard skinned boots crush Warwick's tic-tac sized knees, you can swear that you hear squeaking and so can the pimp. You realize alongside with the pimp that Warwick Davis squeaks when pressed or is being punched. A look comes across your face and the pimp's face. The two of you look at the midge who looks at you with worry. You test this out by holding Warwick by the stomach and squeezing him. He squeals but when you loosen your grip, you hear a squeak. This guy actually squeaks to your astonishment. The hooker looks at the three of you and recommends that he should be placed in the circus, because “that's where freaks belong.” So for the rest of his life, he is carried off by the pimp to be a squeak toy for crackheads and other undesirables for a week at a time. When it's your turn to carry Warwick, you send him off to be a sensory toy for autistic children who beat on him. Man, imagine if he really did squeak.
>before he crumples and folds like some kind of warped fleshy paper
Fug
Who runs Bartertown?
Why is he so easy to hate, lads?
Kino
Reproducing when you have this condition is unironically cruel to the kids.
based
Does anybody really hate him or is it just fun to read about people goofing on him?
torture him like this men
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i do dislike him for the single fact he's decided to doom 2 children to being deformed for their entire lives just because he wanted children.
I'm going to show this thread to Warwick. Have fun in jail
IDK I loved Willow growing up. I guess midgets are too fucking funny.
Do you think Warwick gets the spray bottle when he jumps onto the furniture?
I hate him
fuck
why's he throwing that grape?
Kid:Dad,I can't wait to grow up.
Warwick:Yeah,about that...
I agree he probably shouldn't have but I suppose he felt fairly successful and hadn't suffered many medical problems so assumed it'd be fine for his children.
user who wrote it here, based
You wrote that?
Have a cat pic,this one is on the house,fren.
Lmao
I never minded him until he shitted up Idiot Abroad
Karl was dead nuts on in everything and we're supposed to pretend like this fucking goblin is a normal human
He's PC to a fault
I prefer dogs but thanks
DAMNIT!
Why didn't I get a (you) from your post?
*calls lawyer*
More importanly,your post was funny,here is your second
Is this okay?
Very good thank you.
uno mas. That's chinese for "Hey pal,hear is a dog pic."
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
Thanks to you too
T. Doesnt know what libel is
This one isn't even cruel or hurtful. If Warwick has any kind of sense of humour at all, he should even laugh at this himself.
This is a libel, say something nice about it.
damn son, did a midge rape you when you were a kid?
That would make a cool Black Mirror episode
If I was a midge I would so up late to work every day.
Boss:You're late!
Midge:It rained last night and I had to swim across that puddle on the sidewalk!
one more,pal.Seriously,would you also react the same?Gonna give you another dog pic,just gotta do some stuff around the house(apartment)
Include me in the screenshot
that's a darner
his first two kids died, you know
I’d say most, if not all, are goofing. The only thing people might have against him is him having kids when he knew how their lives would turn out. He’s got money. What stopped him from adopting?
Dude,your dog has a but boner. Don't post this pic ever again,please.
just found out about this little midge faggots "lawsuit" against anons from Yea Forums - gotta say im really proud of you bois.
havent been back on this board since that mini-series called The Terror was on but this whole midget thinking he can sue anons for libel bc of shitposts is the most hilarious shit i think has ever come out of Yea Forums
i genuinely respect all of you, frens.
>how their lives would turn out.
I get it,but he seems to have a good life,until he heard of Yea Forums.
oh! Imagine how much money you would save if every store had a counter you couldn't reach!
>>hey guys I'm going to poke the bear because he is mean
>walks up and jabs it with a twig because a stick would be too heavy
what you should be asking is why is he such a little bitch?
This is all a little harsh isn't it ? Warwick seems like a down to earth guy.
I'm sure you have seen this gif,but this doggo looks so much like my doggo.
SPOILER:Spot was a good boy,he walked me to school and din't afraid of nothing!
He's very close to the earth, but not close enough. He can keep going down.
Of course he is down to earth,he is only 1/16 scale model.
Sir,that is a good setup,You deserve so many (you)s.
I wish the best life has to offer unto you,may you continue to spread joy throughout the world.
You are a beacon of joy and love.
newfag
This is fucking funny
>newfag
You know how easy it would be to just throw light things at Warwick Davis and watch him struggle to catch them? You could throw a baseball at him and he would not be able to grasp the ball. Maybe it would slip and crack him in the teeth, maybe it wouldn't. Either way, imagine hitting him with a pillow, not a daki or a throw pillow. Just a normal pillow. A regular person would maybe move a little bit, but Warwick would fall down. He would probably scream at you to stop it, but you could always lift your feet up and he would probably go quiet.
It would be fun just to have him around. You could put a baby walker on him or a dog leash and he'd probably complain about how he was being humiliated, but it's no worries, you can tug on the leash and he'd fall down. You can even scold him like a dog as well. He is essentially the pug of the human condition. And like all pugs and bulldogs, he is an abomination of this world. But he's your burden to carry. Make sure to feed him regularly and give him water. A Dixie cup of both is all that is needed for the day. Be sure to spay your Warwick Davis as well.
>I get it,but he seems to have a good life,until he heard of Yea Forums.
I’m not not really versed on that guy’s life... but I can imagine it wasn’t a nonstop picnic.
>>newfag
They pesos on to catch a predatory should say "I-it was just a meme!" They everyone will like them and let them go free :^)
A lot of them do say that, and it keeps them out of jail
Newfag posting and reddit posting are the worst.
I get it it,you have posted before and a fellow student told you about Yea Forums.
Nobody cares that you have found this shit site a few months ago.
The internet has 1 billion channels,why do you think this one is special?
One more
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Space
Fucking based
Imagine being Ricky Gervais and being like "Ooh Gervais, you so smart" not believing in God and thinking Warwick is the next big moneymaker after Karl, selling out Steve and sending Karl around with a disgusting midge who's hateful and sour all the time on camera.
You fucked up, Gervais. We all saw what a piece of shit that midge was. You let him bully Karl. No one bullies Karl.
reminds me that Ricky mocked Karl on the podcast for knowing about CB radio but a 1998 conversation with his mother on the radio saw her reveal that Ricky's CB handle was "Gervais".
Top acting
midge
because this is Yea Forums(nel)
I'd fuck him. That's right, I'd fuck him. I would rub my cock until I was rock hard, I'd hold that fucking creature against the cold bitumin and I'd shove myself so far up his malformed asshole my throbbing, cum-filled fuck organ would poke through this tiny faggot's twisted, disproportioned mouth. I'd fuck my cock right through him, and there's not a single fucking thing he could do about it. He sits in his little home with his little midge family, living off royalties from his freakshow displays in Hollywood. Because let's not fool ourselves, he doesn't "act", he's in movies because freakshows are frowned upon and everybody knows it, including him and his goblin family. His disgusting misshapen family, what a sickening thought. Can you believe those things can actually breed? I can't imagine those godforsaken creatures spawned from anything greater than a lab experiment gone wrong, an amalgamation of a human being and some kind of insect or sea plankton. I hate them. He'd never see any of them again, not once I was through with him. Even if he did, they would recognise him. After the first half hour his internal organs would be so mangled and distorted, his body wouldn't be able to support his abhorrent, inhuman frame. I fuck him relentlessly, his only breaths would be sucked in through the tiny gap my cock leaves as I retreat before the next thrust. After an hour he'd be so loose, the only friction my cock would receive from thrusting would be against the pulpy organ mince and pools of blood clogging every crevice of his demonic inner workings. I hate that fucking midge, and I'd fuck my hate right through him. I'd fuck him until my cum was the most distinguishable feature in the squishy pool of remains left when I was finished, then I'd fuck him some more. I'd promise that as long as there is air in my lungs and cum in my balls, I will not allow these demons to roam the Earth. I'd then leave to find his kin, and let the rain wash him down the drainpipe.
>You're so small you can see every individual ray of light
lmao
big guy
based weeni
Jesus user, do you need help?
Because he can't reach the door bell?
I'd like to strap Warwick to a table and smash his little freak head with a mallet like Gallagher.
>gnome
lol'd right there.
This can't be healthy, kek.
My goodness
moar
Beautiful.
post yfw Yea Forums is the board that finally gets Yea Forums shut down
@Yea Forums remove this immediately or you will hear from my solicitor!
midge
Nonce
Hopefully Warwick reports this thread to the mods and this discussion is cut short
>sickeningly morphed little fucking gnome
I believe the joke is the absurdity of hating a genuinely good and admirable person.
Has he seen this one?
Jesus Christ
Why is the first one so violent compared to the others. Seems out of order
I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
Dear Warwick Davis, I often find myself fantasizing about you and your daughter. I imagine kidnapping you and your beautiful daughter, and bringing you to my own private torture chamber. This fantasy of mine always plays out exactly the same. I you're strapped to the chair screaming, while your daughter.....your lovely little tight daughter, i penetrate her little virgin pussy, and i pound her in front of you. Yes, Warwick, i pound her BALLS deep. She's bleeding all over herself and my cock. In and out, harder, faster, stronger, i RAPE HER. I RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE HOLDING HER IN A FULL NELSON, I DESTROY HER VIRGIN PUSSY, AND THEN I SQUEEZE ON HER SKULL UNTIL HER LITTLE MIDGE HEAD EXPLODES. HER BRAIN MATTER AND SKULL FRAGMENTS BLAST ALL OVER THE ROOM AND ONTO US. MY COCK IS NEVER AS SO FUCKING HARD AS IT IS WHEN I IMAGINE ME RAPING YOUR DAUGHTER TO DEATH, DAVIS.
You fags are good writers. What the fuck are you doing here?
It's the absurdity of writing these lengthy and vivid stories depicting these cruelties in detail.
Shit
Great thread....NOT
imagine kidnapping him and his daughter, strapping davis to a chair, and forcing him to watch you go BALLS DEEP into his daughter. she's small and light enough that you can just grab her by the waist and hold her up in the air. you take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last pieces of her garment until she's standing there completely naked infront of you and her father. her tight little pussy looks especially tasty, and you can tell she has never been with a man before. you pick her up and enter her. your average sized cock poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different story. she's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! "THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of just pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. a once pristine virgin pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you. as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave the torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.
Pls enjoy this (you)
TWO MONTHS LATER.
You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.
Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.
You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.
He does it for free
>Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him
Thank you.
WAAACCCKKKKKK!
His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional tourture his daughter puts him through in order to recive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....
You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surpised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.
I make twice as much as that.
It's becaise he is a know it all, holier than thou cunt with an inflated ego
God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's releived to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angery, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experieced this.
As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanetly gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her father. It's clear that despite her former father's best wishes, she has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.
"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.
7 YEARS LATER.
You make your long awaited return to that old torture chamber that once held Warwick Davis and his once beautiful daughter. These were the very firsty torture subjects you kidnapped, a life time ago when you were just a novice torturer. You expect to be greated once again by that feisty little gnome woman that you fucked countless times all those years ago, only you're faced with dead silence and a darkly lit room. You see the fully decayed corpse of David Warwick, still strapped to that chair. you take a good long look at his skull, and it brings you the utmost satisfaction. That little fucking midge finally got what was coming to him. you turn on the lights only to be faced with a pile of dead babies. each horibly deformed, and a few looked like they had been bitten into. These were once your offspring, even for the brief moments they were alive.
There must be 9 or 10 of them. you didn't really give enough of a shit to count. Staring at you from the otherside of the room was her, your little fleshlight. The years have not been kind to her physically and mentally. All the pregnancies, misscarriages, and being forced to stare at her dead babies and the bones of her former father took a serious toll on her.
Her belly was long and bloated from the 7 years of pregnancy, her pussy didn't look like a pussy. it looked like a mangled corpse. god knows how loose she was now, after poping out 10 babies. her eye lids were droopy, and her skin was saggy and dry. the few remaining hairs on her head were snow white, and nails were yellow, black, and way too long. She starts screaming like a banshee. She starts to sprint twoards you, For a moment you fear for your safety, but she runs right past you and slams face first into the wall. All these years of living in total darkness has blinded her.
You begin to question why you returned here in the first place. 7 years of neglecting the subjects, why return now? Maybe you hoped for some closure, or did you want sex with that beautiful little midget you once knew? As you begin to turn around and leave the chamber, you feel something on your leg, then CHOMP. THE LITTLE WHORE BIT YOUR FUCKING ANKLE. You try to shake her off but she has an iron grip. you waddle over to the wall and raise your leg up, slamming the little freak into the wall to try and get her off. BAM. BAM. BAAAAMMM. thre times you slam her against the wall and she finally lets go. she's on the floor gasping for air. the last slam knocked the wind out of her tiny little lungs. you raise your leg and stomp on her chest as hard as you can. CRUNCH! She's panicking and gasping for air. you caved in her chest with almost no effort. You decide to have a little fun before you remove these subjects and clean this torture chamber to make room for your next victim.
7 years with hardly any food or water has turned her crazy and brittle. you wonder how she's even still alive. you have to assume she's been eating rats and bugs for the last 7 years straight. how she was getting water, you have no clue. as she lies there on the ground, inches away from death, you stop on her hands until they look like rubber. Her screams only entice you to hurt her more. "STUPID FUCKING MIDGE BITCH" you say, as you grab her by the legs, lift her over your head, and slam her down onto the ground. Black and yellow teeth roll around and bounce off the concrete floor.
As you walk past her mangled corpse, you give warwick davis's bones a good kicking, just for old times sake.Goodbye, Warwick. You thought too yourself.
Death by firing squad.
These last three are nowhere near as good as the first, they’re just tasteless. Funny how much of a difference a good writer makes
*ahem*
Why u-238? That stuff is not dangerous.
I'd like to take Warwick Davis out to a restaurant and have a nice hearty meal while I ask him questions about all the things he's seen and done in his career and get his thoughts on the movie industry, where things are headed, and what kinds of changes or different things he would like to see coming out of hollywood these days. He seems like he would be a pleasant guy to have a good conversation with, and probably isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be.
I'm not Warwick Davis.
SIR,you misspelled farting squad.
Go sit in the corner,you are on a time out.
>tasteless
midge
Yes that too.
You can tell thees memes are made by zoomers who didn't grow up with based Warwick in such classics as Willow and the Leprechaun movies.
dude...
You are a nice person and the world is better for you being alive!
Cope. You have shit vocabulary, and your syntax is the same as a third grader. Learn difference sentence patterns and use different types of meanings, that’s why the first pastas are so fucking good.
he didnt write it motherfucker, it was part of an old screencap
>based croaky voiced Warrick
>he thinks I wrote all that shit
hahahahahahahahahahaha. get out summer tourist
>0 results on plebs.
Sure faggot. Keep seething that you can’t write a lick of compelling dialogue for your life, and keep glorifying these anons that actually can use their words.
faggot
Impressive.
You are so stupid it hurts
Hi all, the real Warwick Davis, I got a text about this thread.
Look, I know you are all young guys that like to be wild and say rude and crude things. I get that. Part of life, part of growing up. I just want you to realize that hurtful things that you say, if its in person, or on the internet, are still hurtful things. I believe the internet doesn't make you realize how hurtful you are being, the pain doesn't seem real to you. It is real. You all need some reflection in reality to understand wht you are all doing. It seems all of you spend a lot of time on the internet and this place, and it is not good for you, it is not good for your future, to behave this way. You are going down a road that is going to be very hard to get off of, and you can say mean things about me all you want, but I have a wonderful life and a family I cherish, and it fills my soul with so much contentment and happiness. I dont think any of you are happy saying these things on Yea Forums. I think all these things you are saying is all you anger and sadness that you are trying to get rid of by making these hateful comments.
Make a change. Before it is too late.
midge
please sir, just another crumb of dog pics sir
He is a small mindeded spiteful wretch, has a huge chip on shoulder about his tiny life yet brings other creatures into the world to make him feels manlet , irl his mate Ricky who got him the Tenable gig doesnt talk to him any more , he pokes fun at him on his kikebook calling him the Hampstead Heath Cunt .
ok.
But you had better eat you vegetables if you want another pic.
I think you're gonna find, when all this shitposting is over and done, I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling midget. The thing is, Warwick, right now you got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life, but that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic midgets. Midgets who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides, Warwick, how many films do you think you got in you anyhow? Two? Midgets don't have an Old Timers day. You came close - but you never made it. And if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now.
(holds out Yea Forums gold pass to warwick, just out of his reach)
You my midge?
Warwick: it certainly appears so.
An actual midge would double space between sentences to make himself seem more big.
This was so Cruel and unforgivable he could of adopted normal real life human babies
Lol
Justice
get back in the rape dungeon midge
i liked the one where the leprechaun smokes weed and becomes a rap artist.
I wish they still made that apple lucozade, that shit was good
>Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope
my favorite part of these is how easily Warwick is tricked and scared