Why do people say only fags and women like Audrey?

Her movies are all amilie-tier wankery where suiters aren't quirky enough.

I think is not people, just guys that think peak woman is a slag-type.

I want to empty my balls in Audrey's womb though.

Have you tried to imagine you having sex with her the way the movies of that era would have allowed? kiss, music fade in, dissolve to two people smiling, every thing is covered by a white sheet. No cum, no humping, no anything.

Only fags can't appreciate perfection.

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Some of the age gaps in her movies were ridiculous – like 25-years-older Cary Grant in Charade, or 30-years-older Bogart in Sabrina. Props to Peter O'Toole in that silly heist movie How to Steal a Million for actually being younger than her.

It was a time when they conceal age gap with lighting

Her husband in Two for the Road was also younger than her, and her two partners in The Children's Hour were either younger or very slightly older

Personally, I want to lick her pusy.

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>Two for the Road
Underrated movie.

What's wrong with her face lmao

They don't want straight men prefering feminine and non-fat beautiful women. A goddes like Audrey is a threat to the modern woman.

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based

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Found the faggot

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>the queers ITT don't even notice the beak
I guess you're too busy feeling your way through life, Marys.

Because she’s a bad actress and she doesn’t have enough tits or ass for straight men to overlook it

Why are you this much of a fag in a Chinese cartoon board?

Have consensual soft cuddling.

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It's because you don't have a male brain.

Men were literally punching each other just for the chance to sit on the next table in the restaurant when Audrey was there.

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Based & CrimsonPilled

literally a jewwish boy

I died a little when I looked her up after I discovered her and saw that she was dead
I just wanted to cover her face in my dick juice
Could you imagine those eyes looking up at you, her voice softly begging you to cum on her face
MUH
I doubt she even has an intact skeleton at this point I would at least be happy with that if it was an option

I’m sure, but general audiences today aren’t interested in dead actresses who starred in mediocre movies of a bygone era unless they were sex symbols. I mean, even men and women under 30 who claim to be “fans” of Marilyn haven’t watched her shitty movies.

So yeah, the only people who are really into Audrey are fags or women.

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Real men act however they want to act. I respect you for fighting your corner but I think that it's gay that you care or want others to be the same way. Trying to equate 'my behavior' with 'male behavior' is just another form of virtue signaling, but the male form of it. It's like when women post thoughts & prayers. You might be a man, and even a real man - but you're also a total drone if you expect people to behave the same way as you do, and they would be too if they agreed to do it.

>t. fag apologist
You can be next against the wall.

Nice try rabi, here is one of yours

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>OPs point is proven with all these fags posting these tumblrtier sassy yassss queen reaction gifs of Audrey Hepburn

big kek

You are suspicious.

You are replying to different posters vaguely. Not man enough to actually say what you mean?

This lol

>but I think that it's gay that you care or want others to be the same way.

This never happened. Sharpen your bait, my friend.

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1000% better looking than dead whore

This is what I mean.
You sound like someone that was upset and bothered by the last black mirror episode and kept spamming "was this gay" threads.

That's an outstanding maxilla

fake lol

she's not that attractive and the quirky, randumb attitude is just cringe now

hahahahah

Her parents were radical fascist though

Because she's a filthy juden rat and not even attractive especially compared to other actresses of that time

>everyone who expresses an opinion is mad
If you're not a fag/female, then you're definitely autistic.

You are the autistic one. You did not get what I meant for "bothered".

>no u!
Certainly doing your best to prove me right, aren't you, Corky?

Just entered this thread and I just wanted to say that it's time to come out of the closet user.
Nobody who isn't gay cares this much about what's gay or not.

>no u!
Why do all gay have the brains of little black kids? Do they fuck the wrong whole due to a learning disability? What is it?

Found the Pajeet

>posted from my iPhone
Some of us just woke up and are doing things other than wrecking pedants, fagboi.

>OP likes Audrey
>OP is a fag

They might be onto something.

>I just botched every other word in my previous post, better say 'pedants', so my online friends don't think I'm a dum-dum

I still love you closet-kun

>2 words
Why did you start a greentext with a capital letter? Why is there an unnecessary empty line in your post? Did your phone which was specifically made for faggots do that? Yeah, it did. Disgusting queer. You have no arguments when you're not even supposed to be here on a phone. Gross and phonecancerpilled. Walk away, effeminate. You lost.

It's alright, you can say Reddit spacing, I know you want to

>using a lowercase 'I'
I don't think so Tim

>You lost.
Why are iPhone users illiterate? Is it the gay that causes that? Or does the illiteracy cause the gay/

wrong.

I have to cook dinner now, so I can't RP with you anymore.
I hope you still have nice day after waking up so angry.

>I have to do women's work now
You don't even realize what's wrong. Shameful.

See what I mean? You are unreasonably irritated.
Is because she is jewish?
Is because you are another closeted fag?

Is your inability to build paragraphs a result of your autism or the learning disability that caused your homosexual behavior?

Your inability to answer speaks volumes.
Flyover state fundamentalist? Shitskin?

NY. White. More of a man than your father, apparently. I noticed you still haven't figures out paragraphs. Did they teach that the same day they taught "penis goes in vagina" at your school? Were you sick that day? Did you skip school so you could pick flowers with mommy?

Dude, the fact that you keep insisting on masculinity sounds really weird.
Let alone hating on an actress for not being feminine enough in a website with people fapping to traps.
Confess, black mirror messed you up, am I right?

>NY.
>White.
So jew or wop

>Fags like their boys small
>Audrey Hepburn looks like one

Simple as that

A cursory glance at your formatting indicates you're not man enough to correct your behavior when confronted with its impropriety. I guess you auto lose.
>not white enough to end sentence properly or operate an adult computer
>plays faggy games of pile-on so he can grab dicks on the way to the bottom

lmao ok user, got it
thank you for the laugh

It really says something about the era where balding, alcoholic rubber face Bogart was considered top casting as a romantic interest for her. At least Grant was all "this age difference is ridiculous, it'll never work" but begrudgingly agreed to make the movie since it's more comedic than romantic.

I'm glad you can admit you're wrong. You might actually turn into a man someday.

Her movies aren't all that bad. I like a lot of them

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>he thinks tits and ass are all that the female form has to offer
Brainlet manchild detected

>i like boards and feet
>posted from my iPhone
Yep, you're gay/mentally ill.

Feet are gross
thighs, hips, midriff/waist, face, hair, and composure/mannerisms are all just as important as ass and titty

>composure/mannerisms
Treating women like people instead of objects is gay, kid. You just buried yourself. That's the thing about you gays - you never know when to stop talking.

Composure is object. You don't have to get to know a woman to appreciate how she walks, talks, etc

>continues talking like a fag
You don't seem to understand that nothing you say matters after being revealed for what you are, Suzy.

Retard boomer gets off on calling people fags on a japanese basket weaving forum and responds to all discussion with shitposting
Honestly based I wish I could be like you

what makes me a fag?

Lily Collins should play her in the inevitable biography. Her father can do the soundtrack.

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I can feel that in the air tonight.

because retards like this LARP as 'high class' and muh trad /pol/fags yet they want to blow loads in some disgusting brown 300lb instagram rat and they can't deal with the mental dissonance, which is why they have to resort to calling audrey a jew when her parents were hardcore fascists

Because its true

>gross man-jaw
>weird thick eyebrows
>flat-chested
>weirdly skinny
>short hair

these are things fags and women like and consider ideal, not normal straight men