RLM: Why doesn't Jay stand by his opinions?

Jay has probably been bullied before and Mike, despite his sadsackedness, is both the alpha of the two and the larger of the two.

Autism. Mike didn't say he loved it and Jay didn't say he hated it.

this review showed why mike is the alpha and jay is the beta

>well, it was okay

Jay is the beta follower of the group. He doesn't have the courage to really contest Mike on anything.

Mike has really, really bad taste in movies

we all knows who wins in the end

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damn... pruane2forever looks like that?

What every one of the fuckheads that watches this looks like.

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Mike did say he loved it

I think he gets brain damage from time to time

Have sex

Because Mike uses Star Trek headcannon as he watches anything

Holy fuck thats so funny

Yes it's so much funnier this time than it was the last 5000 times it's been posted

Just because youve been here for years and dont even enjoy it anymore but still come out of the sheer habit, doesnt mean you have to make me feel bad for being new. Ill be bitter like you one day too so relax, okay?

Jay should be bald considering how fast his hairline is going

Daily reminder that RLM has had NO good content for 5 FUCKING years in a row now.

stop lying

that video where Rich reacts to a liveleak machete execution was pretty high tier

Jay is like the zoomers of Yea Forums in many ways. Has no real opinions and just jumps on whatever the "accepted" position is at the time.
Mike on the other hand doesn't care about popular opinion and will like something, schlock, or otherwise, and say that he did if he genuinely enjoyed it.

i want to hear Jay say that after i forcefully suck his dick and slurp up his jizz

It unironically is

>Has no real opinions and just jumps on whatever the "accepted" position is at the time.
In the newest BOTW he says both Godzilla and Dark Phoenix are "okay" but the accepted position on both is that they're shit.

When did Mike cut his hair?

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Did you just realize that today?

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Based Rick poster

>complain about the state of hollywood....still promote all soulless dumb hollywood blockbusters and even give good reviews to a lot of them.

Mike bullies Rich to compensate for Rick bullying him.

mike said he enjoyed Justice League and then in their commentary he sounded like he hated it and didn't gave two shits about it

REMINDER
>Mike never seen any godzilla movie before 2014
>Mike HATES pain and gain
>Mike does not like Cameron
>Mike does not like Mission Impossible series and Tom Cruise
>Mike created space cop - absolute garbage but its ok because it was supposed to be shit except pay us money you pay pigs
>Mike says he loves schlock but hates aquaman, venom, blade runner 2049
>Mike LOVED force awakens "Its everything I wanted it to be!"
>Mike loves JJ Abrams and shilled for him to be the next lucas
>Hates star trek discovery but cant stop talking about it
>hides behind irony and cynicism because too afraid to say honest things

>2018
>"we love the MCU!"
>2019
>"oh we hate the MCU now"

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>make fun of sellouts
>be a sellout hack fraud who only recommends Disney shit

Most of those movies are shit

Here's what I noticed after being a previous fan: roughly around 2015 it began to slide downhill.
>they stopped being edgy and extremely hostile in their reviews, refusing to call shit exactly what it was
>they stopped putting effort into the sitcom part of the show, where past episodes had them fucking around with Plinkett and doing crazy shit as they talked about the movies, they had either a 2 minute setup that immediately switched to reviewing for the rest of the episode, or just ignored the sitcom stuff completely and was just them talking from start to finish
>they stopped reviewing obviously bad movies in order to mock them, and instead settled on popular movies that would give them more clicks
>they stopped reviewing cool movies nobody had ever heard of for the same reason
and the worst part
>their analysis got weaker and weaker; where as before they would autistically pick apart techincal stuff in the movie in an interesting way, they switched to a reviewing style with nothing interesting or insightful to say about anything in the movie, just "the story was weird, I didn't like it lol", reallly obvious and boring reviewing
>they simply stopped being funny, nothing clever or amusing in their new stuff
They used to be a couple of film nerds that looked at movies on technical levels beyond plot, while participating in an absurdist plot centerted around them reviewing and drinking beer. Now they're just two dudes talking about a film with nothing really interesting to say.

I'll still watch the old episodes like the Sinister/Paranormal Activity 4 review, when their mockery knew no bounds. As of right now however the series sucks, and every time I watch it it's just boring and I don't see any fresh perspective on anything, not to mention they review mainstream clickbait movies that I have zero interest in.

>>Mike does not like Cameron
Yes he does. He loves the Terminator films, Aliens, and Titanic.

>>Mike does not like Mission Impossible series and Tom Cruise
Mike has expressed his love for those movies many times.

>>Mike says he loves schlock but hates aquaman, venom, blade runner 2049
You don't seem to know what schlock is.

>>Mike loves JJ Abrams and shilled for him to be the next lucas
He also ripped apart Star Trek Into Darkness.

>>Hates star trek discovery but cant stop talking about it
You hate RLM but can't stop talking about them

>>hides behind irony and cynicism because too afraid to say honest things
He expresses his honest opinion in literally every HITB.

You have some serious issues, user.

pain and gain is legitimately good

yeah space cop is shit

t. they don't do exactly what I want them to do and don't validate my opinion on every movie they review

they trashed T2 in their terminator commentary

He also doesn't hate blade runner 2049. Where did that one come from? He liked it a lot more than the original.

lmao look at this damage control. back to rlm subreddit pal

No they didn't. They just said they preferred the first movie. The first movie was also directed by Cameron btw

DUDE IT WAS MEANT TO BE SHIT LMFAO IT'S IRONIC!

anyone know what these guys mouths do?

The more you watch their other content, the more their behaviour will make sense. They are actually consistenly aweful movie critics. They like to get high and mighty about how much better they are than others and do these endlessly long fake podcasts, but at the core of it all they are just the exact same. They are grade A hypocrites . And pretty lackluster movie reviewers in addition.
You can pretty much predict exactly how they are going to react. The only thing they are good at is detecting a bandwagon starting to roll, so they always jump on it the first chance they get, and if they can't get on fast enough but sense potential for an anti-bandwagon, they will try and start that. That is exactly what they did with TFA. When the wind started turning after TLJ and fans suddenly hated Disney again, they turned right around and "admitted to their mistake" to get onto the bandwagon nice and early while people didn't realize whether the "love it" or "hate it" faction was going to win out yet.
They are good social manipulators, I will give you that, but they pretty much just say what ever will get their audience nodding, and they know how to make a tear-down entertaining whether substantiated or not. In that regard, they are just the edgy """high brow""" mirror image to all those shill-casts they like to mock.
And they do that with every movie, not just Star Wars, I got sick and tired of them real fast. The more I watched of them, the more they reminded me of the higher tier corporate bullshitters I have encountered in large companies, you know, the type that don't just rise through hot air and convincing other bullshitters, but that can hide their unsophisticated behind sophisticated wording. In the end, you develop a nose for that nonsense anyways. RLM are the same, beating dead horses and unsophisticated "criticism" hidden behind nice wording.

>>their analysis got weaker and weaker; where as before they would autistically pick apart techincal stuff in the movie in an interesting way, they switched to a reviewing style with nothing interesting or insightful to say about anything in the movie, just "the story was weird, I didn't like it lol", reallly obvious and boring reviewing

this 100%

>LOOK AT ALL THESE SHITTY MOVIES URG
>Shitty movie comes out
>I LOVED THIS MOVIE WHY CAN'T MOVIE JUST BE ALLOWED TO NOT BE GOOD ANYMORE I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
>ALSO I REFUSE TO WATCH ANY NON AMERICAN MOVIES!
>ALSO I HATE MARVEL AND DISNEY EVEN THOUGH I LIKED THEM LAST WEEK AND CAN'T EVEN BE CONSISTENT LOL
>MAKES FUN OF PEOPLE OF PEOPLE WHO ASK YOU TO LIKE AND SUBSCIBE OR DONATE TO PATREON WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DO THE SAME THING

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A lot of hate for RLM in this thread. Maybe you should just stop watching them instead of autistically obsessing over everything they do and making threads about them multiple times a day.

rent free

if you make something funny and then you start making things that aren't as funny or are far apart, people are going to fly into a hot rage and spend hours a day trying to ruin your life. that's just how it is

>A lot of hate for RLM in this thread.
then fuck off back to rlm subreddit where any criticism is banned

>NO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HEROES!

>hid their patreon numbers
greedy fucks

Reddit Letter Media defence force in full swing I see.

How does that make them any more or less greedy than showing their Patreon numbers?

Lmao

Sweet threesomes Mike

>lmao
Yes back to the reddit hive with you pal

Most people in this shit hole seem to despise RLM and yet they are most likely the most Yea Forums jewtubers out there. Especially Mike, he tends to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian which should mirror most of you faggots behavior well enough.

Who is Rick?

holy fucking based

Name 3 times

Mike’s brother. Not much is known about him aside fromhimbeing a GigaChad who was in a few popular bands in the Chicago area.

How did you find out about him?

So did Jay watch Shin Godzilla in sub or dub?

>ALSO I REFUSE TO WATCH ANY NON AMERICAN MOVIES!
But Jay has watched non.american movies.

>they stopped putting effort into the sitcom part of the show, where past episodes had them fucking around with Plinkett and doing crazy shit as they talked about the movies, they had either a 2 minute setup that immediately switched to reviewing for the rest of the episode, or just ignored the sitcom stuff completely and was just them talking from start to finish
I am glad that there someone else who misses the skits.
>they stopped reviewing cool movies nobody had ever heard of for the same reason
They still do that though just not as much as they used. They mostly talk about them in their yearly catch up videos.

Rick beato, the guy from the picture

>this movie is consistent within itself
>but this movie doesn't exist in a vaccuum
>who cares?

aw man, the alcohol has moved from mike's liver to his brain

I liked Jay's reaction to that but then a few seconds later he went to submissive mode again, he should've told Mike how fucking wrong he was

Space Cop is terrible and dishonest. They didn't even have the courage to try because they were afraid for it to fall completely flat, which it did anyway.

In their minds Space Cop is a genuine comedy, not a "so bad it's good" movie.

jay is a cuck

>daisy ridley is charismatic as HELL

That’s literally what he does. Every time Mike tried to compliment the movie, Jay rebuffs it with a reason nothing about the story works. Do you faggots even pay attention or just look for minutia to blow out of proportion?

It's not even "so bad it's good". It's just terrible.

>mike said he enjoyed Justice League
I don't think he did

I'm unironically their patreon and look nothing like this

Jay is a low-test beta cuck

>>ALSO I REFUSE TO WATCH ANY NON AMERICAN MOVIES!
jay watches plenty of giallo and japanese horror films you casual

His brain is damaged from all the years of drinking alcohol

The Star Trek Discovery part is weird because I assumed they cancelled their CBS streaming subscriptions and would be done talking about the show. Then they make a video saying they are gonna talk more about it in the future?

this guy isn't even unattractive. he's got clear skin, well groomed hair/beard, looks middle class at least so hes got money. probably gets laid more than the people who make fun of him.

To be honest, Jay clearly doesn't give a shit about star wars and only goes to watch those movies because of the video.

Jay is handsome fit and youthful and he gets all the hot women.
Mike and Rich are not so they overcompensate to hide their loneliness.
Based Jay, a real alpha male.

>GRILL IT OFF

anyone got an up to date list of their patreon vids?

>Why doesn't Jay stand by his opinions?
because aidsmoby told him not to

jay please....

The handsome Jay and the fat Mike show.
>featuring depressed rich

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I can understand not liking Aquaman but liking Dark Phoenix and still hating Aquaman? That makes no sense

They don’t post them to YouTube anymore specifically so you faggots can’t keep reposting them.

>handsome Jay
he's fat again. jayfags btfo

He's bulking to lift heavy.

when are Aids-Moby and unfunny Louis Anderson getting their own show?

he hates dubs

Isn’t Louie Anderson the unfunny Louie Anderson?

>Haha it was schlock so funney

Can you fucking faggots stop posting like this? Blow your fucking brains out.

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They didn't watch shin godzilla so no.

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I am literally quoting Mike

>Jack is an unfunny tumor growing out of Rich's back
I wonder how he's feeding Myson now that PreRec died

Watch Baskets, then get back to me.