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Mwaaaah, the French! Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle, and like the best French champagnes, it's vintage-dated, so Paul Masson's superb...

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I yell “m’waaahhhhh the French” at work all the time.
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ORSON ACTION PLEASE

he doesn't do anything?

And now for a little magic, I shall make this bottle of champagne dissapear

MWAAAAAA

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.........MWAAAAAAAAAH

*mwaaaahem*
FUCK PAIL MASSON AND FUCK THE FRENCH

one of his greatest works

mwaaah, the based excellence.

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>Has always been celebrated for it's sexcellence
What did he mean by this?

MWUAAOAOHAAATHEFENCHCHAMPANEALWAYSKNOWNFORITSEXCELLENCE

Paul Masson's champagne is the only thing left that gives Orson Welles a stiffy

Peas >>>>> French champagne

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>get me a jury and show me how you can say "IN July" and I'll go down on you

LMAO

GREEN PEA-NESS

MWAAAHAAAAAAA THE FROZEN PEAS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR THEIR PEANESS

Country goodness and green pea-ness

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Fine fine, no goblins.

>tfw you're living in age where zoomers only know Orson Welles, one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, from a silly commercial that became a meme on the internet
I want out of this Clown World

FULL OF *

Every July peas grow there.

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>watches Cotizen Kane for the first time in film class
Woah we have a real kinophile here

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>I yell “m’waaahhhhh the French” at work all the time.
Just randomly?
Do you shout it in anger,as in you hop on a forklift and realize it is out of fuel so you shout "M'WAAAAAAH THE FRENCH!"
Or maybe you are a police chief.
You:Your off the case!Turn in your mwahhh and your french! And your other french!
Give an example,pls.

>not make cheese for you
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he was a meme before the internet. those clips & outtakes of him being an ass were floating around and shown on tv since the 80s

I'm literally in awe

how fucking knew

i've seen it a billion times mate, i just enjoy being in awe

More like mwawe

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It's funny because he is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time getting shitfaced on television

I work at a liquor store, so when someone asks where the French wines are, or Paul Masson, or just when I’m bored in the back room.

I didn't think this was funny at first but it has really grown on me.

Does anybody managed to recognize the reference?

>or just when I’m bored in the back room.
Truck driver here,the amount of random shouting I do is unprecedented.
Wait,do they still make Paul Masson?