*STOMP* *STOMP*

only the illegals and degens that work at walmart

He does it for free.

Not even the best song about Wal-Mart.

youtu.be/37-GbX3iKbU

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

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price waterhouse cooper orientation pep rally

GONNA BE AN ABUSED WAGIE ONE DAY

I'VE GOT BOURGIE SHIT ON MY FACE

A BIG DISGRACE

GONNA GET A $.10 RAISE ONE DAY

WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART

Do Americans really do this?

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no
when I worked at Target we'd have team meetings, but they were just to discuss the day's agenda/focuses/fixes

>today’s agenda: stack shit on the shelves and help customers

So this is Queen

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corporate hq did a study that found that healthy communities are more productive, so they decide to reenact scenes from the office because they are souless retards

TIME 4 AN ALLEY RALLY!!!!

>C-capitalism is fine guys! What do you mean?

>and be happy! nice big smiles everyone~

How do wagies keep from hanging themselves?

drugs

imagine having to sit through a meeting like this

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Unfortunately yes some of them do. At Joe's Crab shack they make their employees dance when not serving tables.

They should show this video in schools, to show what can happen to you if you don’t graduate

About 8 budweisers a day

Good job amerisharts

Why even work at Walmart? There are plenty of department stores/grocery stores that dont get any near as busy AND people generally dont look down on cashiers of grocery stores like they do to Walmart employees.

Apparently walmart tried to do the same corporate getup in Germany, only to have most of the staff quit rather than spend their time being humiliated

Human Resources was a fucking mistake

WIR SIND
WIR SIND
WALL MART

how awful

SIEG
MART
SIEG
MART

DANCE WAGIE DANCE!

This is why I'm going to break out of wagie life by being a freelance web dev and internet marketer.

>start first job at uni
>they try to tell me I’m gonna have to do that shit
>tell them I’m not going to do it
>they say I have to or they’ll be consequences
>are any of them me being terminated?
>no
>then I’m not doing it

Is this that new rammstein song?

>when american corporate culture gives you traumatic flashbacks

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>or they’ll be consequences
how ominous. why do they talk like DnD villains?

or we could just make it so having a decent job and earning a fair living not require having to spend 20+ years in school

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is he wearing one of those chrischan amuletts?

I literally refuse to sink myself to this level

I'd rather waste away on the governments teet. It's more honorable.

It's actually something Hitler would have apposed. Capitalism attempting to synthetically create a social experience to instill loyalty to the corporation instead of the nation.

men deserve this for allowing women to take over the workplace. We brought this on ourselves and only we have the power to fix it... brb going to jerk off on pornhub

Remember to put on your brightest smile wagies!

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They do this every morning in their schools too.

Why do Americans love to clap

slightly better pay or extra unpaid benefits would be my guess
or it's just closest from home