ITT: television kino

nice

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based

berluskinomind

youtube.com/watch?v=iViMrXn5IIs

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Gosh, I have so many low-res Alizee gifs.

youtube.com/watch?v=3aWK0EkYgg0&feature=youtu.be

ultimate end-all-be-all live television kino right here look no further this it and it will never be topped
youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU

Jesus, how much cocaine did they busy out prior to filming?

youtube.com/watch?v=3aWK0EkYgg0&feature=youtu.be

absolutely based

wow this is some gay satanic shit considering all we know now

Do we actually like this song or is it just the revealing outfit?

she's hot as fuck and my dick goes diamonds every time i see that music video, but the song itself isn't that bad itself

looks fun

>there is an alt-universe where Alizee is your loving wife and never got those shitty tattoos
>you will never live in that universe

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>there is an alt-universe where Alizee is your loving wife and never got those shitty tattoos
LOL, not within the infinite multiverse does that reality exist.

youtube.com/watch?v=xq-aTe77bkA

She’s still not as beautiful or sexy as Tom Holland in drag.

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Absolutely based.

I don’t like their little piggy Latino faces. Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande look like ploppy pigs with no bone structure.

Elune be praised!

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wtf I love Corsica now

Had such the crush on her back in the day

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>Med
>Latino
retard alert

wow I didn't know italians had so many blondes

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honestly her songs are pretty decent for cunnypop standards, especially compared to all the awful tween shite at the time. also better than kpop and jpop garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=P0FKzPfsxA4

dailymotion.com/video/x10xjfm

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youtu.be/B8uoyPZhuUw

youtube.com/watch?v=yUyt3oTNI90

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>ywn use her bum for a pillow

Fuck you Yea Forums my youtube homepage is now filled with lolis what the fuck this is a family computer fuck you

>lolis
She's thirty something.

Man, i dident even think of that before, now i cant stop imagining it...

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move out of your fucking parents house then you fucking loser

I can't believe she ripped off the WoW night elf dance

>
>Moi Lolita
I've always wondered this, do women fantasize about being lolis and getting with older men like Lolita?

You're not the only one

Good one Jimmy!

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La Isla Bonita, with Madonna seething bitterness and envy at the young carefree and popular Alizee at the start is really something. The juxtaposition of has been and youthfully fresh is brutal. She just knows that everyday she's going to get older and more wrinkly, drifting further and further away Alizee.

youtube.com/watch?v=xq-aTe77bkA

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>blondes

I love the little shuffle she does.

>La Isla Bonita, with Madonna seething bitterness and envy at the young carefree and popular Alizee at the start is really something. The juxtaposition of has been and youthfully fresh is brutal. She just knows that everyday she's going to get older and more wrinkly, drifting further and further away Alizee.
this could be in a tarantino flick

Hate med girls and I live in a med country

Not nearly as much as this guy youtube.com/watch?v=otna9Pe3jWg

She won the French version of Dancing with the Stars in 2013

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youtube.com/watch?v=wxJSiDQh5lo

Of course. You can see more of her ass in Moi Lolita.

Fuckin' Boney M man
That shit is nuclear

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Their like small if plump hams. I doubt she could choke a puppy.

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Imagine ruining this with tattoos

How well she perfectly represents the subject matter is absolute kino. She can't now, but in her prime Alita was the embodiment of Lolita, a jailbait young girl who knows she attracts men and flaunts it.

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God I imagine just the same thing.

She's...different after 08

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>Alita
kek

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>cunnypop

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JUST cartoon my shit up.

Not as hot as Alizee, still, the blonde has a pair of legs on her: youtube.com/watch?v=eO-q_97c4QA

Fuck I just realized how similar the names and girls are.
Alizee + Lolita = Alita.

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I have never seen a kpop, jpop, or anglo idol move like this. Med girls have rhythm and an innate sensuality.

How come no one posted this yet, it's basically Yea Forums: the music video

youtube.com/watch?v=-vR0jpfOW94

I want those fucking boots

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shut the fuck up /int/ there are girls in the north of france with alizees everything but on top of that blue eyes and chesnut hair
>Muh med
literally a meme in "med countries" northern european look is preffered even in Italy

SEETHING nordcuck

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youtu.be/K0TteFWblMU

I'm a spanish man living in france you dumb american cunt, I'm just telling you how reality is

Nordic girls are the uggos of Europe, only germanic ones are worse looking.
The scandinavian hotties you so often hear about are due to vikings stealing all the attractive females during raids into the baltics and slavlands.
Face it, you're not the untermensch you thought you were.

Blessed video OP

t. Branden Anderson, suburbanite kid from middle America that has never left his continent.

actually a polak here, we know slav males are shit-tier but our females are godess-tier
suck it up la krautura

youtube.com/watch?v=tl-fevkocS8

what went wrong lads?

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is this the kino you are after?
youtube.com/watch?v=Zn22vE2YQXc
youtube.com/watch?v=RLwcmwIOfRM

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There is a weird old guy named Edward that comments on all her videos saying she is "the strongest case for human cloning."

Okay.

>Face it, you're not the untermensch you thought you were.
Kek, you don't even know what you're saying.

The wall. It hasn't lost once.

Halley Berry is 52.

>the strongest case for human cloning
also the strongest case for human kidnapping and raping

Based Edward

Black, it would seem, does not crack.

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I want to colonize this

Some other strapping young lad already beat you to it. She gets bullied on twitter for being married to a white man.

hello nurse!

Alizee is for protecting and headpats only

Nogs are vicious when their top 1% women get colonized because they don't want to deal with their deadbeat males and know even a lower-middle class white guy will offer stability far outside what she can reasonably get in her own race

Fugg he's like a deity

Sabrina Salerno was such a turboslut.
We didn't deserve her

My chest hurts when I watch Alizee videos

She got stupid tattoos, the rest is fine

>Getting unflattering tattoos = the wall
hurr

i mean hes not wrong

is headpats another way of saying fellatio?

Imagine being another woman in the crowd. You stand there, clap as you can only look around and see every single man in the room focused on Alizee. Like horny dogs frothing from the mouth. Then Alizee does the bum twirl and everyone cheers woo but you're dying inside because you're not the center of attention

Nobody said anything about tattoos. Tattoos are shit though and you have bad taste.

Patriciandom is realising Julien Doré sing it better

This. He existence just brutally mogs all the girls in the room. Or perhaps even the world.

I'm literally saying that she looks bad because of the tattoos

Same way guys like Arnold and Jason Momoa mog every man in existence. There's always a bigger fish, no need to dwell on it.

>t. Sven al-Moorani.

Was that one Alizee's song popular in USA too? I thought she was one hit wonder only in Europe

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Those legs and ass will never be dated.

gangnam style and du hast are the only two non-english songs americans ever gave a fuck about

la macarena?

99 Luftballons
Shit ton of BTS and Kpop stuff
And of course fucking Despacito
In Europe at least after Moi Lolita she had Jen Ai Marre and Gourmandises which did well. Her cover of La Isla Bonita was also decently popular. After that she just sucked. Bad.

Leben heisst Leben
ton of Rammstein
Tons of K-pop and Japanese pop stuff too

sometimes a head pat is just a head pat user

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I was but a child back then, but man, were those times innocent and promising. We are only soulless automatas now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AZKzq_fKops

Sad she let herself go like this. She only ever looked good as a teenager while her metabolism kept her thin.

I thought was Paul Rudd in the picture.

>Tons of K-pop and Japanese pop stuff too
>popular in the US
No, gangnam style is the only thing that gained traction. all that other k/jpop stuff is niche as fuck.

Head=dick shaped
Head pat=patting dick head aka masturbation
Dick=goes in and out of vagina
You=came out of a vagina
Headpats=you want to masturbate to your moms penis

I have fapped so many times to prime Alizee

Prime Alizee was so hot she probably masturbated to her mirror reflection many times too.

More girls probably do that than you think.

>Sabrina was at her prime for about 4 or 5 years in the late 80's
>Constantly searching for more grainy VHS recordings I havent seen before
>Will one day have to accept that I've seen all there is to see

It's sad because I think Sabrina is the closest I've come to having a waifu. Her brand of lewdness is so specific and yet so easy for anyone to get into. True italo-slut kino.

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most girls are lezbeens???

Some sciency people did a study a few years back that concluded that literally every single women was bisexual. 100%
Compared to like 20-40% of men.

All the female friends I've had who have admitted they watch porn tell me that they frequently watch lesbian porn despite being "straight". You can even check pornhub's stats to see that.

>You can even check pornhub's stats to see that.
Do you think people telling pornhub their gender is a reliable statistic

>Some sciency (((people)))

Mediterranean women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scandinavian plain Janes

seething incel lmao

Nice dubs, Shlomo

most people don't have the intellect required to lie about what they think is private information

>those tits
>those legs
>that hip movement
BREHS

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sexxy alizee

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I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

pause search suggestions and clear cookies

>those shitty tattoos
>every time

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I bet she jets like a fuck fighter

sophie ellis bextor is hotterer
youtube.com/watch?v=cJVBokrRqbY

They don't make french music like they used to.

youtu.be/TAAriJDYWlg

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Imagine the embarrassment if she sat on your face like that

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This is a nice thread for people tired of yellow fever fags trying to convince us that some flat assed gook dancing robotically is sexy.

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She's been in a few Italian movies and tv shows. I ought to make webms for them sometime but it's hard to find high quality rips for old foreign tv.

You would be doing god's work user.

youtu.be/mzCUk64ANFk

I can't

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Fuuuuuuuuuck
Move over Krysten Ritter. I've got a new mommy gf.
Her thighs in this video literally brought tears to my eyes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ME_rrjIODTE

Hyuna thread?

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for me, it's shakira
youtube.com/watch?v=a9KpGp-ffBs

youtube.com/watch?v=VN78ZY2_nEo

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it also brought tears to my eye