It's 2002 late summer

>it's 2002 late summer
>parents drop you off at friends place
>you walk into their doublewide
>cig smoke hits your face
>pic related is on
>too shy to introduce yourself
>you realize friends sister is hot af and think 'she's probably too old for me, got a bf'
>you follow friend down hall to his room
>starts blasting Chop Suey!
>he's got Sting and Steve Austin posters on every wall
>he asks if you wanna skate
>you say no because you secretly suck
>you see a stack of Blockbuster cases under a pizza box
>Gladiator? or X-Men? or the Matrix?

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Hard choice but I'm gonna have to go with Gladiator.

fuck off back to watch MTV and chain smoke with the mom

get my idiot friend to find me some pepperoni

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that time period was so weird, a lot of rapid changes in media, fashion, tech

Damn son. All very much related without the trailer bit. Throw in PlayStation or Dreamcast and we're solid.

hilarious that EVERYONE skated in those days, in 2050s the old fucks of the future will be droning on "back in my day kids stayed outside and skateboarded, stayed active!"

>ywn get to relive playing ps2 gta3 with your bros and marathoning Jackass then Real Sex

people like to whine about capeshit but WWE shit was far worse

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>grandpa what were the 2010s like?
>in those days I hopped onto the old internet forums and typed 'sneed' a lot, can't remember why. ....who are you? go get the nurse.

>tfw saw my friend's hot sister's tits as she was getting out of the shower one time

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lucky

it's sad knowing we're all going to have Alzheimers by 45

My friend had a hot single mom that would leave us alone all night while she went out on dates. She always used to tease me and call me handsome, etc. Unfortunately she didn’t groom me though.

>Gladiator? or X-Men? or the Matrix?
Gladiator or Matrix. Coin toss.

had a similar neighbor friend and we went through his stepmom's drawers and found her dildos. funniest thing- my parents had to take him to an urgent care because he tore some dick skin from jacking it too much.

>used to rub penis on friend's hot mom's pillow and then blow a load knowing she'll sleep with her face against my seed
>managed to film her getting out of the shower and saw her tits
>deleted video because afraid friend would see and too stupid to just hide it
>one day lose weight and start looking good and she can't stop talking about how cute and good I look
>she drops me off at my house, and asks what I'm doing
>tell her I'm gonna have a few beers and just chill to which she replies "tempting"
>she debates coming up but ultimately doesn't
>tfw possibly could have pushed the issue and had some milf pussy

It feels so long ago now, but maybe there's still a chance...

>not having a friend with loli sisters

did the same with a hs teacher's lunch. only did it twice- jizzed in her chowder. the second time I felt so guilty I just threw her lunch out.

>not having a bi-curious twink friend

Whole 00s decade was yikes

>not fucking your own dad in missionary