IT'S HAPPENING!

>anonymous
good luck with that lol

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imagine going out and buying a 6 foot long sandwich

that's what it would be like to be vern troyer at lunch

>thinking Yea Forums will pay 14 million or even argue
they're gonna give him your ip's... shit, I would. If Yea Forums was my site i wouldn't pay 14 million just because of some autists, fuckkkk that

What’s a midge gonna spend all that money on

His lawyer is taking him for a ride. Threats need to be directed and viable to be actionable. And defamation against public figures is very hard to commit for randos on the internet.

Is there a plan in place to murder, rape, dismember and eat the Warwick family? Who’s in charge, is that discord channel still the communication platform for organising Yea Forums abductions and a what stage of delivery are we at on this one?

Fucking Warwick taking the hotpockets out of Janny's mouth with this one

>

but I don't have 14 million dollars!

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>work 40 hours a week
>get 40k a year
vs
>get called a faggot
>want 14000k

jannys pay cut

Makes me unironically want to kill the entitled little gremlin

Fake news.

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Meh, Yea Forums has given out IPs for breaching US law from day 1

If you choose to do it without a VPN you deserve to get caught.

youtube.com/watch?v=R1Nd6LU4ImQ

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Fucking kek

But how are they gonna afford their hot pockets then???

>from day 1
[Citation Needed]

When will they learn?

The didn't even cut it in half. Those Subway works are cruel.

...

It’s real and it serves all you sickos right. Hiro will be glad to hand over your IPs in a flash. I hope one of you losers does some real hard time. And don’t forget – it’ll be federal.

VPNs do the same if asked by law enforcement. They log everything too.

do it faggot

>cut it in half
For all we know, Vern Troyer wanted it that way because he's a big boy and big boys don't need to have their sandwiches cut

jej

got sucked off by a 4'8 ftm midge in a field yesterday
worst thing I have ever done

>It’s real
Post a link to the source. Oh wait, you can't because it's not real.

we've all been there

I always thought that midgets (like trannys) have a high percentage of suicides. Why doesn’t Yea Forums just let nature take care of this Warwick meme?

No results found for "actor warwick davis asks for $14 million".

No brainer. Just report it for trolling outside of b and move on.

probably gonna build some scrooge mcduck style money bin, only for him it's just gonna be a mason jar full of pennies

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There should be more height trannies. That would be hilarious. Fucking having midges demand to be recognised as tall by law, and anyone who disagrees goes to the gulag.

This is what happens when you live in bongistan and are used to being able to press charges on people calling you an "idiot".

1) Yea Forums has stated in it's guidelines for 15 years that it's not responsible for the words of people who post here, it's a host of free speech and nothing more
so they aren't liable to pay anything
2) the only people who would POTENTIALLY have to pay are the ones who directed words at him, but good fucking luck finding them, because the FBI isn't going to start tracking IP addresses for a civil lawsuit about name-calling
3) even if those people were found, they are likely not in any position to pay such a stupid amount
4) on the topic of that, he thinks people insulting him is worth $14 million? that's a lot of arrogance for someone whose most famous works have consistently hidden his face behind a costume
6) the only reason "threats" were made against his family is because he aggravated the matter by not ignoring the hate; am I saying the people making these comments are in the right? no, but Davis himself is to blame for even bothering to respond to them, causing them to up the ante with each encounter

all he had to do was look up what Yea Forums is, go "lol @ those losers, I'm a film star with money" and then move on, but because he has a chip on his shoulder, he pressed the issue until it got more caustic

So can I get money as well am constantly being harassed on this site.

>he has a chip on his shoulder
Oh man that thing's gotta be weighing him down

What are the charges?

it's made me rethink my entire life

lel

Plus the website's culture is centered around edgy humor. You don't understand Yea Forums at all if you think the pastas are indicative of the site being an hotbed for wackos with real plans to hurt him and his family.

Shut up faggot and go kill yourself.

Oh boy, you jokers sure have done it this time!

Midge

Yea well tell that to the janny who got killed

I never seen that libelous thread.

guys can I unironically sue 4channel if an user told me he would rape me

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>Be Warwick
>Make an anonymous post behind a VPN about how you would kill yourself
>Sue
>Profit

Not all do, NordVPN, PIA and ExpressVPN have all had cases where authorities wanted to take a look inside their servers. They were like "sure take a look, there is nothing there for you to find". And lo and behold the authorities found nothing.

Since like 2010-2011, moot established a contract with the fbi and google. Everything is logged, and IPs are recorded. They know who to go after. Expect a rude ass kicking like that scene at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back only it's not your physical ass that is going to be kicked but rather your wallets (implying underageb&s have any money of their own)

Every user could simply mail his lawyer cum tissues as payment.

You think Warwick has seen all the pastas? The kicking one is actually the most tame one by far. Even if OP is fake, I have to wonder if he has actually the more sick and sadistic ones.

>this fake bullshit thread still up
>stealth /ecg/ thread still up
>three quarters of the catalog consists of threads unrelated to film & TV
the fucking state of Yea Forums

go to r*ddit faggot

I remember you from the other thread, so you went through with it, fucking kek.

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Anons go into threads all the time with the picture being from a film they don't know and will ask what it is even when the title is contained right there within the fucking file name. Yea Forums is riddled with these dense fuckers.

Well that is the only appropriate reaction to have at that point.

>I never seen that libelous thread.
Does anyone have enough balls to repost it?

My favorite is the one where he shrinks to subatomic size and drifts off into the abyss between particles

Story?

>No one has posted it yet
WHERE'S MY PASTA

The original isn't even about Warwick specifically, only midgets and doing some Ant-Man shit where they shrink into a different dimension. But knowing Warwick, he'd still be pissed and rage over that pasta too.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

And the battle rages on, never change 4channel

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There are dozens of Warwick pastas. Which one?

Dreaming of kicking him in the head PLEASE

Why a field?

Anybody know where I can collect the doubles bonus payment?

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Hell, that one was about Verner Troyer originally I think. It got altered to include people that are not Troyer, like Warwick. Same with the mastiff one. Warwick REEEing about it over twitter is what made warwickposting a thing.

What a retard

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Thanks, also found my one:

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

do you think i'm bringing a midge back to my house?

I will rape you, and then leave a bad yelp review about the ordeal.

Once upon a time I murdered a janny. And we all lived happily ever after. You're welcome.

>Sues your website into oblivion

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don't know if you're being facetious or not but what you're talking about is reality

thesmokinggun.com/buster/Yea Forums-user-felony-plea-deal-097632
thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/another-Yea Forums-user-gets-busted-fbi

Hey jannie, remember when I said you would get paid?

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Fair enough.

Ricky was laughing at him not with

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He seems like the kind of guy that if someone saw him in that costume from behind and assumed it was a cute toddler as you would, he'd then act like a dick to you or try to make you feel awkward/guilty about your assumption and wouldn't let up.

I would love to know if this is true bud but that's going to be a hard
[Citation Needed]
from me

I'm putting together a lawsuit

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kek

His lawyer tried giving him legal advice to as why suing anonymous people is a bad idea, but it all went over his head.

The charge is your satire is unfunny and gay

Bit short there, Warwick?

IT'S JUST SATIRE BRO

I would like to take this opportunity to make clear that everything I post here is satire, thanks.

I'm going to rape you to death tonight.

It can feed him for a month.

Yea Forums is not near as bad as /x/.
Atleast the off topic threads here are fun.

I'd love to kick warwick davis in the head. just take a few steps and run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. as he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, i stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. he finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life

His lawyer told him the chances of winning this lawsuit were too small to be considered seriously. Warwick told him to thing big.

>confirmed for shitposting cross-poster
/x/ doesn't have an off-topic problem because nobody on the site treats it like a toilet, as they do with Yea Forums.

shit should i actually be worried about that knock on the door?

No

When will they learn?

Maybe the britfags who didn't use a vpn. Gook moot doesn't care. No other anons care either.

I'd love to kick user in the head. just take a few steps and run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. as he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, i stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. he finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life

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kek

i’m not even from america and warwick post everyday

hot pockets are not a currency.

Warwick, please, it was just a joke

Warwick I don't HAVE 14 million dollars PLEASE

I'll treat you like a toilet, my darling little slut.

It's not just the height that does it for me, it's that face of his that just shouts he's an insufferable prick. His height is actually a blessing for him, because if he was normal he'd be just a regular boring annoying cunt.

NONE OF THE POSTS I PUBLISHED ON THIS WEBSITE REFLECT MY PERSONAL BELIEFS BUT WERE JOKES SAID IN JEST AND THE HOLOCAUST WAS A HISTORICAL TRAGEDY THAT COST 6 MILLION JEWISH LIVES OR MORE AND THE AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE 21

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Lazy edit. He should have kicked user in the shins and made that average sized faggot fall over.

He actually moved! Heres probably huddled in a panic room right now while his family is escorted back and forth from wherever midgets go during the night. The real shame about this is whoever made those threats didn't make them during a movie or tour he was in at the moment so we could actually see him surrounded by guards and being interviewed about it. By the time he's in something else this will be over

And gay

Hi Warrick. I want to cook and eat your daughter. Come at me.

I for one like Warwick, I think we should lay off him guys

FUCK ME ITS REAL

>stealth /ecg/ thread still up
The jannies are so fucking stupid they can't tell. I report them all the time but whatever. Can't wait for the reylo threads to return

i've fucked a 4ft 3 girl.....
strange experience

Went through similar thought process after bro.
I hope she ends up finding someone nice though

there was one user that wrote several paragraphs about abducting him and his daughter and imprisoning them in a rape/torture dungeon, and he rapes his daughter daily and makes warwick watch, and much more.

Based

I would never feed my baby a subway

OBJECTION
Your Honor if you look at my shitposting career you'll see it was all a goof for the thousands of (You)s I've received over the years

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>14 million from Yea Forums
Tall order

>implying I'm under American jurisdiction

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its fake, but if Yea Forums went down, but for some reason, if it ever did, i HOPE it would be because of an angry midget?

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whats the original one that started it all?

Would be hard to even get 10$

nice to know Yea Forums hasn't lost it's touch

Link it faggot

BASED BOOMER MIDGE

HES REALLY GOT THIS INTERNET THING FIGURED OUT

HOW MUCH DOES EACH OF US HAVE TO PAY

How tall is Warwick? 5'7"?

Well shit, I never thought to sue Yea Forums when anons repeatedly threatened to rape my mother for more than a decade. I estimate the mental trauma it has caused exceeds $80 million.

can you idiots stop using the term midget? i don't want this place to go down

Anything under 6' looks the same so he may as well be 5'7".

I see Warwick Davis as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a midge who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Warwick Davis is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed midget anus with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting anus as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of his rectum, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Warwick Davis does it for me.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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It’s not fake fren.

midge scum

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>all these replies to a fake article
what the fuck

>Yea Forums.org
thank god i'm on 4channel

It would be the funniest turn of events of this millenium if one of Snow White's dwarfs was responsible for taking down 4ching-chong because of some copypasta.

Also we would finally be free of the shackles of this pool of piss and shit.

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Fuck off Warwick

I got blown by a midget in a field on halloween about 20 years ago. My bros said they'd give me their candy if I went through with it, so I did. I just looked up at the stars while she was blowing me, and couldnt help but think that with the billions of people that have lived on earth, I was the only one who has ever gotten a blowjob from a midget dressed up as a nurse while wearing a jesus costume

LMFAO
A daring synthesis

second most maybe. funniest would be some Yea Forums autist appearing in a court of law

Where the fuck will I get 14 millions? Im fucking broke, I was saving 3k for a new camera but now im 14 millions in debt. Thanks Yea Forums!

Well, bugger me.
Next month, I've got to pay for a wank licence. Month after that, I'll have to pay for insulting dwarves. Where's it all goin' to bleedin' end?
I'm right vexed. I think I'll wipe mi bum with mi TV licence.

I'm gonna rape this ugly little midge shit so hard the room will stink
And then i'm gonna rape his daughter. To death
I'm not even shitposting
I'm gonna find him and teach him than he is a subhuman than still lives only because i allow it
I'm gonna destory his smurf village in the most violent possible way

As long as you didn't post it yourself, you won't be liable to pay anything. They might cut off your internet though.

>And then i'm gonna rape his daughter. To death
>inb4 that long copypasta

Not afraid of it. My Yea Forums post-ironic humor will lighten up the mood of the prison. That and my 3 digits IQ will easily make me the king of the prison, maybe of the whole drug cartel. I say bring it on fucker

This is a real good fake article. Good work, OP.

Not only I posted it but I actually invented at least 3 pastas you fucker. Hell, Im actually admitting it here in this post

Judging by your grammar, you sound like you are from a third world shithole who couldn't even afford the bus fare.

>of all celebrities who admittedly could be browsing Yea Forums
>of all the entire pantheon of hollywood, the indie scene and the british film industry
>it's fucking Warwick Davis
Shatner was probably his PR

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5'11

It sounds like he's suing for death threats, not libel.
I.e. You're still allowed to say mean things about people on the internet.
The media is memeing this to try to make people afraid.

I'm just drunk (:
>again ):

whoever made this fake article doesn't even fucking know what "libel" is, he probably heard it as soem meme term on /pol/ regarding censorship and has no fucking clue that it refers to something specific.

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It's for the best. Let's be honest: Is chinkmoot doing a good job?

He'll buy a long trenchcoat and hire other midges to hide inside it so he can finally get into movie theatres

> Taking anything on Yea Forums seriously.

Based

This. Wtf where the sticky at?

TBF most journalists have no fucking clue, either.

in gold coins?
he only hates this

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I don't trust like that

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I think he's really reaching asking for that much.

Imagine having to deal with the consequences of shit posting clear satire like this as if it was actually intended in real life. Imagine having to explain that shit post to your family

Sad world. I preferred online being a safe fantasy world. Why did the normies have to ruin it

2 Brock Lesners
>Plate armor
>Unlimited stamina

VS
S

Warwick Davis x 1000

WHO WOULD WIN

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Char siu

They're putting manlets in gay porn now?

NO MORE Yea Forums STAYVUN

Why you gotta bring /pol/ into this?

I hope he wins but the judge puts the money on top of a table and Warwick can't reach it.

To quote Gordon Ramsay (known and base midge hater), "That's not a chip on your shoulder, it's a boulder!"

>21
Fucking pedo. The real age should AT LEAST be 25.

>user is running scared. I cannot hold a grudge toward him, I would not want to face me either!

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>TAKE MIDGETS SERIOUSLY

>Be American
>Sue internet
I know it's fake, yet it still feels plausible given how retarded the US legal system is.

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OUT OF MY WAY YOU MIDGE HATING SHITS!

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Ewoks were fucking stupid, someone should seriosuly rape that guys daughter infront of him

Good luck I'm behind seven VPNs

>American

Pretty much everything is out of his reach.

even if this was true, the disclaimer at the bottom of the page that states that comments belong to their owners totally prevent him from doing ANYTHING to Yea Forums

Warwick is chill decent guy. You edgy tourists should run scared for harassing him.

Yeah I agree, it's a tall order.

Y-yeah!
Please, Warwick! I was only joking about the gladiators, impressively large dogs and the Grand Canyon!
No! He’s brought a midge brigade through a crack in the door! Help!

THATS WHY EVERY SINGLE POSTER HAS TO PAY HIM 14 MILLION DOLLARS

YOU ARE ALL COMPLICIT IN THIS ATROCITY

"What are you in for, Murder?"
"No I posted some mean comments online about Warwick Davis a-"
The little guy from Star Wars? Fuck you man, I did 24 rapes, 7 murders, and 3 armed robberies, even I wouldn't do that. Yo! This guy thinks Star Wars is gay.

rather make a sequel to willow you misshapen goofy midget

Is she a "little person" too?

Good goy
Just find a chink VPN, they ought to be the most dependable.

This but unironically

You could have at least used 4channel.org

oh fuck bros i dont have that kind of money. would he accept a payment plan?

How will they feed their wives and children?

My money is on the midge swarm. Armor is nice but it won't save you from being crushed to death under the weight of 1,000 midgets, that's the equivalent of six regular sized guys.

From what I understand NordVPN is based in panama, and they have no legal obligation to keep any logs

what hapoened?

We just had this thread. Come up with something original

>no ones posted the extremely long story where the guy locks him and his daughter in the basement as sex slaves yet

>I feel the chans are going to see something they haven’t seen before. I’m going to toy with user. I will rearrange his facial structure. His 2-D waifus won’t recognise him again. His fellow anons will know he’s not the same after this contest … You’re never, ever going to be the same!

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link OP?
Can’t seem to find the article online.

>Help!

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this comic reminds me of something

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For you

You don't have to fight all of them, when the warwicks see what happens to just a couple of them that get hit by a mailed brock lesner fist the rest willl lose what little fighting spirit they had to begin with.
Even when faced with their own deaths they'll be mentally incapable of putting up the necessary organized front to stop it.

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and redpilled

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

loled

Hey Faggots,

My name is Warwick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the midget football team, and starter on my midget basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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The midge swarm will just use the honey bee technique of dealing with hornets.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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NOT THE HOT POCKET FUNDS

very based

its real

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based warwick will finally shut this place down! We will all be free!

p-please don't beat me up Sir Warwick

Lmao

too late now, to the rape dungeon with the rest of you's

nah, he's an actual manlet

Based, he'll produce Willow 2 with that money.

Eating a meal.

Who's laughing now?

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MIDGE

>historical
>tragedy

The LET US GO! part always makes me laugh a little. The imagine of him trying to sound so bold and authoritative in that chair is funny.

Fuck off you midge, i'll have your ewok kids for soup. Cook em real nice for a good broth. Right down to the bone.

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out of all the fucking things to take down Yea Forums it's gonna be because some autistic piece of fucking shit had to spam hourly a copypasta about kicking the guy who played an Ewok to death? This is the fucking hill that Yea Forums is ready and willing to die on? This is what ends it after all these years? Sued to oblivion by a fucking midget?

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1000 is too many each Brock Lesner could handle maybe 10 midges.

a fitting end

Stop posting this gif you fucking faggot, it triggers me how cute and nice she looks but how much of a whore she is, this reminds me that my nice cute gf can do the dirtiest shit with tyrone and I'd never find out about it.
please user, this gif fucks up with my mental health

Imagine living in the dystopian post apocalyptic wasteland known as the UK where such things are a reality.

t. gullible retard too dim to look this up to verify it

You retards really do take it all at face value if some fucker posts it on Yea Forums and it gets more than 20 users posting on the thread?

$3.50

youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M

>tfw given UK's "free speech" laws he's guaranteed to win
>there's a chance that Yea Forums gets shut down or at least blocked in the EU
We're free from this Hell bros. Thank you based midget for liberating us.

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>4 leaf clover
Cheeky

>getting a pay cut from precisely 0 dollars an hour

Are you really so stupid you haven't checked or realised this is fake and a shitpost?

go to fucking reddit if you want facts

Big figure.

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a succulent chinese meal

The twitter post was real.

Yeah, that one is. He's definitely read one or two of the pastas.

All of them and more, considering he didn't delete it and anons flocked to it to shitpost in the comments. One of the first comments was a poll asking whether you wanted to kick him or starve him.

Any user that has to go to court for this, Please jump on the table, rip off your shirt and scream "BANE SNEED BASED CRINGE" off the top of your lungs until security moves you out

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS

>be 3'6"
>pockets are still too small

I'll bring in a ton of ramen to crash the prison economy

based

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midge

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I have to admit this one was way to far.

Isn't Bellator the second most prestigious promotion after the UFC? Why the fuck are they matching a fucking midget against a healthy fighter as if they don't have an endless list of men wanting to take part in their events? The absolute state of this "sport". Will they have trannies fighting women next?