Keanu @ E3

whatever he lacks in acting talent rolled into being likeable

He’s 55

That's bullshit and I DON'T believe it

the sad truth is Keanu is now john wick not our neo

the guy bangs trannies. i hate him.

I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface.

As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless.

We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

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Just when I thought he couldn't get any more based

OHHH MY GODDD!!!
KEANU REEVES!!!!

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>Keanu has been popular online since like 2008 or something
Try 1999, zoom zoom.

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>I can't possibly like anything other people like

this

He wasn't memed to this extent with sad keanu and shit until much later numbnuts

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Is Keanu a Gamer ??

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Try 1991 doomer

>In October 2001, Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

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>After completing the movie 'Speed', Reeves disappeared from public view for 6 months to complete a project he called his "life's calling". In August of 1995, Reeves gained notoriety for hijacking a school bus in Los Angeles and leading police on a 10 hour chase, ending in tragedy. Reeves, who appeared mentally disturbed and sporting a full beard, reportedly spent 6 months planning the hijacking. Due to the nature of the hijacking, police assumed it filming for a sequel to the Speed movie, and didn't respond until Reeves drove through a crowded marketplace, killing 16 and injuring over 100. Despite their best efforts, police were not able to stop Reeves, who drove the bus full of 44 elementary school children off the Santa Monica Pier. All the children died, and autopsies showed that all 44 had been sexually molested by Reeves during the chase.

Bullshit. He's over 500.

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> during filming of the Replacements Keanu Reeves was offered a tryout with the Baltimore Ravens.

There was no internet back then, sport.

Here it comes,now since everyone likes him the inevitable contrarian faggots are turning on him

No, he was on every faggot's geocities webpage, along with a matrix screensaver. Go back to bed, you have highschool tomorrow.

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kill yourself newfag/zoomer

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he also said johnny mnemonic was dogshit when out promoting the matrix. he's not perfect.

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clips.twitch.tv/BashfulHelpfulSalamanderPrimeMe

Dude was obviously a bit tipsy but it was great.

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Who was on everyone's angel fire and tripod tho

Here's the full thing
youtube.com/watch?v=FwZByksfC4s

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You are so fucking new I want to kick your fucking ass. Keanu-posting has been a thing since forever.

Keanu’s life is unironically sad as fuck, so he spends all his time helping people and trying to bring joy into the world
A genuinely better person than almost anyone

True. I try do the same by participating with local non-profits and working in soup kitchens when I have time off. Keanu really is inspiring.

How do you get involved in such things? I have always wanted to volunteer but it feels awkward to go down there. What if I spill my spaghetti
I’m retarded or something

Oh shit we are seeing 1530 Keanu right now, he will be traveling to the past to be that guy for awhile

Nah they're always in need of staff, soup kitchens etc I mean, especially if you live in a big city. Just go down there and ask how you can help. There's some paperwork but not that difficult to get in.

Doesn’t it feel kind of condescending to go offer that though

oh no. however will we cope...

Nah dude. There'll be a staff there working, with people just like you and me

I guess I meant for the people that actually use the service.
>hey I’m user I have 2 hours a week to throw away
>oh cool I’m literally starving
>nice here’s your gruel
Etc
Very mixed feelings about it though I’d be interested in helping out

That was fake news

No man, not at all. They're very thankful and it's not awkward at all. Definitely get involved. You'll feel great.

I like keanu but cyberpunk is just crap. Looks like generic walmart tier plot

having volunteered several hundred hours over the years with a local food pantry type deal, the staff will likely be overjoyed at having a non-retiree or invalid helping out for any length of time at all. the "clients" or whatever you'd like to call them, especially in the case of people closer to your age might be pretty happy. tough to relate to someone 40 years older and some people need a word or two along with whatever material help they're getting.

besides severe natural disaster, you're not gonna get folk that are "literally starving", the poorest of our poor really do eat better than whole swathes of the Earth.

He's a chomo

pretty much.
I've dreamed of being a guest speaker at e3 and I always do stuff like this.
Once time I was supposed to talk about Legend of Zelda and I got a boner and everyone pointed and laughed chanting "faggot".
I was relieved to wake up and not being on stage.

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Does he get pity roles? Like he can perform action well, but he’s just so bad at acting. I can’t figure out his draw besides the collective of people just want him to succeed.
>I’m gonna speed it up.
>Trinity... help!
>I’m thinkin’ I’m back!
>You came onto me! And now you’re gonna kill me?!

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Keanu seems to be everywhere, now, not that I'm complaining. Did he get a new agent or something?

cyberpunk marketers working overtime to make sure the cameo budget they gave to keanu pays off

#dontbuythiscrap

Kys. I’ve been waiting for yours to buy cyberpunk, Keanu is just an added bonus

I literally buy every game released on GOG.com on day 1 to support DRM-free.
Steamshills can suck my nuts.

You're gonna have to wait 58 more years retard. It's coming in 2077.

"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities.

A man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?

A feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face.

That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world.

For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member.

...a graceful penis.

...a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed.

A penis to be licked

A penis to be sucked

...to twist and twirl with your tongue

and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

How can it be gay?

Shit

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Keanu is a reason why I might not actually wait a year for it to go on sale before buying it.

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Fuck you bitch, I've been waiting half a decade to buy this crap.

Jesus christ that's pathetic

I’ve seen a lot of posts in my day and this is certainly one of them

Take a look at this newfag here. I bet you weren't even born in 90s, you fucking faggot

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Are incentives a foreign concept to you?

>dreaming of speaking at E3
You might have autism, my man. Or maybe not if you haven't comprehended that E3 is total shit these days.