Fucking get a haircut and a shave already

fucking get a haircut and a shave already

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don’t tell me what to do

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chad does as he pleases

Seething

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True. He really doesn't suit that look.

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Hey guys, did you see the new Cyberpunk 2077 trailer??? Holy shit that was unexpected!!!

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pretty sure he keeps that appearance to look older. He probably looks like 30ish without the beard

I have a similar beard situation where I can only grow a thin goatee; is it better to shave those side parts off and just rock a moustache?

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well their viral campaign sure is working
everyone thinks that 'heckling' was genuine

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It depends on multiple factors. Yes, that patchy beards don't look good on anyone, including Keanu - but she can get away with that, as he's Keanu. Besides, I respect him for owing this shit.

The biggest issue with patchy beards is that while some fill in after a while (2-3 months at max from scratch), most don't. Moreover, they only enhance the patchiness further as the length increases.

Moustaches are one of the hardest to pull off, you really need a certain kind of look (preferably pretty wide, linear mouth) for that. If it looks good on you, goatee with shaven sides is the sure fire solution.

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>All these faggots hating on based Keanu now that the normies have made some memes about him

Look, I know you're sad because that girl you wanted to marry in high school is probably fucking a nigger right now and you feel the existential crisis setting in further as you sit at your monitor, but you don't have to be so mad and take it out on anyone else. That's what a fucking teenage girl does.

>*-that
>*he
>(...)

Fuck, I need some sleep. Hopefully, you got the point.

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*blocks your path*

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It seriously is perfect casting, although I always imagined Johnny to be blonde.

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I got it. Have a good sleep, user.

Haha Keeanu is so based, btfo'ing SJWs by supporting Israel

>supporting israel
based and trumppillled

>I always imagined Johnny to be blonde
why

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That game is not going to live up to the hype

not a chance. Combat will suck I fear too, but it will look amazing

The original art in the gamebooks depicts him as such anyway
But then it also sort of shows him as a Japanese Bon Jovi and it was 1989, so yeah

>art in the gamebooks
got pics or a link?

This is from the 2e Rulebook

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and this is from a later sourcebook

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god i hate these faggots with their phones

And now he is a hapa

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This is problematic.

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ahh fair enough, I thought you meant concept art or something from 2077. I'd think of him as blonde too from them. Reminds me of jem from the holograms

how long until he reveals himself to be the god emperor

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it sure is

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wtf i just voted for trump in 2020

>Reminds me of jem from the holograms
Definitely that era; all mullets, neon and hair metal, which was the trendy thing at the time
Like I said though Keanu is a perfect choice to play him

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wtf I love cyberpunk 2077 now

This guy needs some hard dicking

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you mean beating

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Nothing wrong with the hair but the beard is truly disgusting.
The only reason he wears that shit is to hide his age and keep the immortal meme alive.

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He didn't look good in John Wick 3. His beard sucks, and his hair was in a weird in-between stage between short and long. He should have shaved once he got the all-black suit in the desert.

he's finally starting to show his age, he's 54 ffs

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this is the biggest cancer I've read all year

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hoes mad

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This fucking meme is so cringey

Reddit

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except you user

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have sex

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>radical leftist
>trans

Is this a parody account?

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it isn't
"it" on the left

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You know I fucking hate Trump and his ZOGged neocon boomer ways, but I'll still vote for him (if there's no other option of course) in vain hopes of pushing "people" like this over the rhetorical and actual edge.

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no homo

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Why is her so weird? Mel Gibson too, some celebs look like they don't know how to act in public

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Note you can literally see the whip rope weapon being used in the release date announce trailer after Keanu.

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He seems to forget the game has character customization, but that would actually require him to use those two brain cells of his for something that isn't promoting his radical agenda.

WHo is this girl

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yep hes now ruined by Yea Forumsedditors

>based in tokyo
What do the japanese think of these vermin?

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>now
He's always been beloved by all, hitting mainstream popularity in the 90s. There have been memes with him for more than a decade with sad Keanu or how he looked young as fuck as if not aging.
Keanu won't be ruined, faggot.

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I read like 3 posts and I already want to kick his teeth in, not like he will commit suicide within 6 months

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I'd like to have a beer with this cover art, he seems like a pretty reasonable guy.

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Sleep tight, user.

I also have fucked up facial hair. My mustache and goatee really don't fill out but i can grow a whole ass beard on my cheeks. So when I don't shave I just embrace it and decide to embrace the colonial look.

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>On Facebook
See a girl I knew from a time ago. Ask her"are you a bitch" and "do you like anal?"
She didn't answer and blocked me

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just got the collector's edition, fuck trannies and fuck niggers too

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>This box art thinks it can stop Nazis by proving their ideas are bad.
Wait, yes? I don’t get this one.

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>listens to chapo trap house once

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>girl

other way around for me. i can grow a stache and goatee but my cheeks are shit

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lmao fuck off nerd

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That's rough. I can't look at goatees without thinking of the Steve Austin or Pawn Stars stereotype of fat angry redneck.

the ABSOLUTE fucking state of this board

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You’re breathtaking Keanu Chan desu

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>Take my breath away

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Why are zooms and millenniels unable to enjoy a moment without missing it by staring a phone screen the whole time?

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I'm not sure what hes angry about, but it must be some type of debilitating austism.

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they can't enjoy anything unless its through a screen

autism. It will, it's not a soulless western studio filled with PC culture.

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Unironically this. Screen now function as a new retina. Anything that doesn't appear there is invisible.

No man has a shape like that