Indian in the cupboard

I could web you up and make you my bitch lol.

toy smallpox blankets.

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toy gun ;)

All my dinosaur toys.

hot glue videos would be 1000x better

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Will it turn fake gold bars into real gold bars?

if I made a disembodied pussy out of clay and put it in the cupboard would it make a living fleshlight?

Jesse from Toy Story

I remember there was a scene with his poo friend that pissed me off when I was a kid.I think it made me racist.

fleshlight

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I would buy a tub of figurines, turn them all sentient, pack them into a blender, and turn it on

My toy time machine, then go back to 1939 and help Hitler win with my knowledge of the future.

Megamasturbator

Warhammer 40K figures

dragon dildo

Oh yeah.

>Tells poo not to tell anybody about his cowboy
>As soon as they get to class he tries to show people

20lbs of pussy and ass

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Better take that gun away. She might shoot you for pulling out your ding dong.

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for real?

Sauce?

in the books iirc correctly he can only make real things come to life, but then in the movie he makes vader come to life so w/e

>having a waifu that is only six inches tall

Literally zero point.

this
though you'd have to stick to small arms and melee figures if you don't want to lose fingers to plasma and whatnot
>throw in an entire bin of boyz

>

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Kind of want to see this now. Could be like a darker and more hardcore version of Small Soldiers.

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That’s a terrible looking Finn doll

I would tie her up and hotglue her every night.

>having no imagination..

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I think it was just the key iirc. So in theory you could lure people into a wood locked shed and turn them into plastic with it.

love that one

Nice movie idea user

>not putting your tiny wife on a cum-only diet
>not going about your daily business while your tiny wife is secretly wrapped around your cock, lapping precum out of the tip of your dick
>not making your tiny wife jerk you off, collect the cum in a syringe, inject it rectally and cork it off with a tiny buttplug, load after load until her stomach is swollen and distended from all the cum lodged in her guts
not all of us can be visionaries, I suppose

Lol all I can think of is it really being a Indian and every time I open it he had shit everywhere

>designated shitting cupboard

Who is ready for the reboot native in the cabinet

I just want to climb in it and be turned into a toy so maybe someone will play with me

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>we built the villagers a cupboard to shit in, but they started worshiping it instead

C-can you pull down her shorts...?

dude I had that, thanks for the hugeass nostalgia

I would employ you to clean beneath my foreskin while I sleep in return for a theme park built from matchsticks.

the funniest part is she'd probably be the healthiest person on the planet from all that organic, filtered, non-oxidised protein

dumb horseface

cups probably

bulma and some hot guy from the dragonball world. i'd have them appear in their own mini house without knowing of the external giant world. i'd secretely give them all the comforts they'd ever want and watch their love flourish but i'd also spy on them having sex

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so we know that the cupboard makes things work as they "should" in the sense that even fictional weapons such as the lightsaber Darth Vader has becomes real.

As such, I would put all my Gundam models inside it, because many of them come with nuclear reactors, and then I'd power shit for free for my city, and no one would be able to figure out how I'd done it with only a small box that has some cables coming out of it. I'd then offer to sell the tech to specific nations. Not China or America, because that'd be funny. And then be rich enough to do dumb shit for the rest of my days.

Do you think that weird kid that wrote essays on JFK voted Trump?

China and America would just send a spy to your house to seduce you and steal your shit.

ur mom's dildo

I read all the books in elementary school. In one of the books some skinheads break into the kids house and we’re gonna piss on the parents bed before the cupboard figures came to life

I'd get a custom-made Miss Alice figurine and then put it in there.

that's some black mirror shit

Is that RDJ playing the Indian?

That's the sequel

Put a chet shit monster from weird science in it and then they would worship it for sure

>tiny Hitler causes the birth of the Fourth Reich and inevitably World War 3
It would be the comedy movie of the decade, why is Hollywood not jumping on this?

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agent cooper funko pop

bits of dead girls that i cannot eat

>Funko pops

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Underated

My Cthulhu, red dragon and Zilla figurines. Let them fight.

A toy genie lamp.

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BASED

Winner. And use it to make your own battery.

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Secret of the Indian.

Goddamn ...

Isn't that the fucked up movie where a kid plays God?

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