We're gonna check everybody's numbers... 'cause we're gonna find out who's The Thing.
We're gonna check everybody's numbers... 'cause we're gonna find out who's The Thing
Carson Rodriguez
Gavin Davis
Is Kurt Russel the most kino actor of all time?
Jonathan King
this is my new favorite thread here. also don't look at my fucking numbers
Noah Thomas
>we all know if it rolls trips it's the thing
David Morales
H-h-hey man just chill, there’s no need to check my numbers. After all, only the Thing can get dubs and we all have singles right?
Benjamin Gutierrez
...
Nicholas Clark
>off by one
Hmmmmm
Parker James
Jace Collins
That may be the sole time a movie's title got worked into dialogue correctly, with a perfect delivery no less.
Eli Perez
Asher Phillips
Andrew Rivera
WINDOWS! BLAST HIM!
Kevin Johnson
I know I'm human!
Evan Morris
WATCH CIA. He was around that big guy a lot.
Carson James
You did it wrong user...you had one job!
Angel Robinson
Nope, no thing here. Only good ol' micolash just passing the time, polishing his trust ol' cage.
I can't be the thing, after all I don't have any trips.
Liam Reyes
Gabriel King
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mason Cruz
Hey guys i'm not the thing
Jeremiah Morris
nothing to see here
Anthony Morgan
I think it's Macready!
Camden Young
Hi, fellow human beings. :|
Gabriel Perez
Woof! Woof! I'm just a dog.
Zachary Ortiz
I'm watching you.
Aiden Rodriguez
well if you're gonna do it then just fucking do it
Lucas Hernandez
Fug
Isaac Roberts
Information acknowledged.
Colton Morales
Reeeee
Luis Bell
Kurt, would I know if I'm a... a thing?
Gabriel Martinez
So... "Mike"...
Mason Fisher
*whistles nervously* heh hehe say, guys, ever fuck a fact chick?
Brayden Richardson
No.
Jose Allen
This test doesn't work! Macready for god sakes, untie me.
Cooper Carter
SO..."Jay"
Nathan Torres
I'm not a THING
Jonathan White
Yes
Eli Fisher
Hoho close.
Benjamin Sullivan
We're gonna check everybody's virginity... 'cause we're gonna find out who's The Incel freak.
Matthew Evans
I'M NOT THE THING!
Chase Williams
0_0 Jay....how's all that straight sex you've been having with female women of the human species?
Jason Morales
have you not seen my wife
Liam Gomez
SEE
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Gabriel Torres
h-he's morphing!
Hudson Campbell
Hello pretty boys!
Lucas Bennett
now I'll show you what I already know
Chase Long
Oh, not again...
Parker Moore
What's happening in here?
Chase Reyes
RArrrrrrereeeeeeeeeeeee *ahem* just clearing my throat.
James Gutierrez
I'm still me. I didn't bring any friends.
Anthony Miller
I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE YOUR STUPID TEST BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT A THING
Liam Jenkins
KILL THE THING!
Lucas Thomas
hi guize im a doggo that can type good
can you be my freinds i want to chase the ball!
Oliver Allen
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUU
Lucas Butler
You just wanted to see Britney burn, huh? Time to die, freak.
Brandon Nguyen
OH FUCK I'M THE THING NOW AAAAAAAAAARGH
Angel Smith
It ain't me
Samuel Evans
and now you! AAHHHH!
Levi Cooper
thing or no thing
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
Nolan Morales
Um nut duh thung, I neva wuz
David Peterson
Anybody seen the Thing? Anyone know why the Thing did Norris?
Brody Murphy
It leached onto Hans!~ oh the humanity! I'm out of here. *stumbles over gasoline drum, drops cigarette, catches others on fire*
Ooops sorry! Bye!
Anthony Barnes
I'm not the thing. Good numbers never happen to me.
Bentley Bennett
YOURE BREATHTAKING
Aaron Campbell
tbqh he deserved it
Jose Richardson
The Last Jedi was awesome. Wasn't it?
Lucas Butler
I'm not a witch, I'm NOT a witch!
Jonathan Gomez
good to see you're still you pepe
Owen Sanders
Just let me handle this here Thing, pards
James Young
Luis Adams
*pets*
good doggo
Benjamin Edwards
kek
Elijah Diaz
user, that user....
he...
he wasn't a thing...
Nathaniel Davis
*sniffs hand* *pants* *farts* *pants* *smiles*
Kevin Ramirez
I'LL KILL YOU
Justin Fisher
he was something far worse i'm afraid
Evan Davis
So anonymous wasn't the Thing... making you a murderer
Kayden Adams
we're all fucked anyway, you know that right? we're all fucking dead already
Cooper Foster
Guess that makes a murderer.
Blake Ward
did you get that THING I sent you?
Zachary Howard
>SHSTHSSSSSSSSSSSSFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Robert Thomas
Still alive and not the thing, bitches. I'm going to survive this, you hear me?
Julian Price
save us keanu
Evan Turner
...!
Ryan Carter
THE DEBATE IS SETTLED
Cooper Richardson
What will we do with him?
Juan Hughes
mac wants the flamethrower
Ian Green
get the fuck up anons
we got a thing to burn
Brody Rogers
Elon no! He's just a dog!
Evan Martin
I knew you'd say that Childs.
Dylan Howard
I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
James Cruz
>I said, watch Clark...and watch him close, you hear me?
Gabriel Rodriguez
when the fuck did her tits get so huge?
Jace Morales
>2012
>implying I am the Thing
Samuel Harris
hey guys, im not a thing just letting you know.
Connor Hall
These threads are so stupid and not funny. Besides you could never detected me with dubs anyways.
Juan Bell
Nothing the matter with my tiger blood.
Elijah Flores
did everyone have a good 6/9 day today
Gavin Green
How many Things are there? Would you say, 10 million?
Isaac Peterson
I can sense who is the Thing.
Ian Rodriguez
>MOLOTOV GOING OUT
Nolan Murphy
This shit wouldn’t have happened if Ricky had just left the trailer park for good, ain’t that right Randy?
Nicholas Hall
Hey guys, what's going on here?
Hudson Ward
No, he was a Thing. That should be the last of them. We're safe now.
Dominic Torres
A celebrity television host is actually absorbed and replicated by an alien lifeform from another world? Not this time, we made it up.
Lucas Campbell
anyone got a light bros?
Noah Russell
Uhhh...No, not 10 million.
Xavier Adams
Trips hate dubs.
Alexander Kelly
nice
I sure can't wait to get back to civilization..
Caleb Myers
I think when it takes you over, it rips through your clothes
Noah Collins
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Noah Ward
MEES JAR JAR BINKS
Landon Flores
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jayden Bell
TURN THAT FUCKING BELT-SANDER OFF! It's 3AM.
Ethan Cruz
I'M NOT GOING TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE
THOSE
THOSE
T H I N G S
Christian Barnes
DIABEETUS
Ayden Scott
It was me.
I did all the poops.
Brody Sanchez
They Live has nothing to do with Jews or Jewish control of the mass media.
Benjamin Gray
It's probably long gone by now.
Mason Allen
did you know he has high functioning aspergers syndrome?
Asher Mitchell
Or literal reptiles in disguise. Also ignore the fact that Roddy Piper died immediately after telling people that the movie is literal.
Luis Bell
Connor Nelson
I don't want to stay banned anymore. I want to come back to Yea Forums and post. I'm all better now, Janny.
Justin Long
Get him! Untie me! Untie me!
Nathan James
if dubs I watch The Thing right now in my bathroom
Justin Wood
It’s in that place where I put that Thing that time
Jaxson Wilson
I'm not the Thing, just a xenomorph. No cause for alarm
Joshua Murphy
We’ll get them next time
Mason Brooks
>Its Tatopolus Yea Forums
P.S godzilla thread now
Jackson Thomas
Joshua Baker
It's an older horror-sci-fi alien, sirs, but it checks out.
Angel Rodriguez
So what IS the thing?
Blake Parker
sneed
Adam Butler
Odds are
Aiden Ward
Space Jew
Carson Ramirez
Ryan Diaz
Confirmed last human woman. Welp, we best get to breedin'...
Zachary Bailey
extraterrestrial gypsy
Austin Hill
I’m so tired, I’m calling it a night.
Daniel Torres
Who?
Oliver Parker
Ethan Martinez
Nighty night, fren.
Dominic Garcia
Arby
Jonathan Reyes
Someone told me you guys are lookin for a monster..
Caleb Walker
Owen Walker
Joe take the dubs test
Asher Barnes
Zachary Reed
Juan Cox
Things are great, and at Yea Forums we have the best things. Great things.
Charles Scott
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Robert Gonzalez
It's clobbering time.
Elijah Campbell
Her cunt is fucking disgusting but that smug look...
Blake Gutierrez
that's clear by the way he relentlessly prepares for his roles
Jayden White
We are here to hunt things Mein Herr.
Connor Gomez
>"We're gonna check everybody's numbers... 'cause we're gonna find out who's The Thing Nineteen Eighty Two."
Seemed kinda awkward to me
Cooper Sullivan
How you doing, fellow humans?
Nathan Ross
BASED AMERICAN DIGITS
James Collins
Mac wants the what?
Jose Powell
NOOB
Ryder Foster
I ain't no Thing.
Jacob White
a colony of sapient cells
Chase James
I went to the base and I saw that thing and tell you what, it was beautiful
Parker Richardson
Looks like a nice dog. We should let him hang out with us for awhile.
Anthony Barnes
Mac wants the flamethrower.
Grayson Perry
Just go home boys theres nothing here
Cameron Flores
I’LL KILL YEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Adam Hernandez
I know you gentleman have been through a lot, but if you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this thread TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH.
Nathan Kelly
s-sorry guys
yeah, hold it for a minute
Hunter Powell
oh shit, oh shit
ok I got it
Isaiah Watson
Hey, guys, is that Roger Ebert over there? I think it is! He’s saying something about this movie... sucking, I think?
Asher Perez
I SURRENDER I AM THE THING
Levi Robinson
Sure thing
Kevin Lee
it's always nice to see a fellow flight captain
Eli Mitchell
Trust me, I'm a human.
Lucas Thomas
This is some voodoo bullshit
Owen Collins
This is a crock of shit.
Jeremiah Bell
If dubs I'm the thing, if trips OP is the thing. If quads we're all safe, but next dubs decide which board has the thing in it.
Ethan Torres
and that's a good thing
Chase Cox
Absolutely and we must absorb him into us...is what I would say if I was the thing...which I'm not.
Jacob Gray
Now I'll show you what I already know.
Chase Sanders
MacReady thing confirmed
Jaxon Adams
im normal
Jordan Johnson
Nothing wrong with me
Kayden Bell
Okay, I assure you you have nothing to fear from me.
Eli Lewis
I know I'm human, now get me out of these god damned ropes!
Aaron Richardson
I’m just a birdie too
Jaxson Moore
I are a good boy.
Juan Cooper
Nothing to see here anons
Chase King
I'm definitely not the thing.
Hunter Smith
>slices a huge deep cut right on the thumb
but why
Carson Sullivan
Hi mistress tay
Colton Jenkins
We are all going to make it guys
Aaron Taylor
>no more Things
James Gray
I think we're safe
we should all take a nap
Jonathan Lewis
Now, me.. I've got a light.
Christopher Barnes
i know i'm not the thing. so it has to be one of you
Nolan Mitchell
Hello, fellow humans. Sure feels good to be human, am I right? I'd much rather be human than one part of a perfect hivemind that can and must take over this planet.
Hunter Nelson
Hey, I'm gonna go see the chopper.
Parker Mitchell
stick your thing in girls
Josiah Wilson
>hey I know you, you're that lawnmower man's dad... got any diet snacks on ya?
Julian Mitchell
After all this time its finally gone.
Hunter Scott
check this
*unzips dick*
Jeremiah Rogers
It's obviously not me. I'm not the Thing.
Liam Morgan
based
Henry Nguyen
NO YOU
Grayson Powell
I am absolutely not the Thing.
Now, who has a gun they can lend me?
Leo Ramirez
I’m jacking off to Brittany right now post more of her
Carson Morales
Logan Flores
Jayden Clark
Human here
Jeremiah James
Yeah... burn all these Things... heh
Josiah Miller
Parker Martinez
H-hello! H-how goes it fellow humans!
Brayden Rodriguez
i saw bennigans slurping up real big spaghetti
James Sullivan
Kill it!
Cooper Brooks
WATCH CLARK
Jack Cruz
Checks out
Liam Richardson
>Oh Marone, T get a load of this fuckin guy with the flamethrower. This lumberjack cocksucka really think he's gettin any blood from me?
Dylan Price
El thing goblino
Elijah Martin
Haha none of you retards have realised yet you’re all to busy rp’ing to realise
Christopher Harris
SOMEONE BURN THIS SHIT
Luis Moore
what do you mean i might be a thing-chan?
Carson Bell
The blood of the dragon is not so easily corrupted.
Benjamin Torres
THEY'RE SPREADING
Tyler Ortiz
i am not it, i swear
Daniel Ward
>trips
Joshua Thompson
this 3 proves I'm human
Sebastian Wood
...
Grayson Murphy
DIE MUTT, DIE!
Jaxon Thompson
I'm not a thing! I don't want no trabble!
Owen Perry
Made me chuckle.
Noah Green
Your ass is toast fucker
Mason Sanders
Did we get them all?
Sebastian Taylor
You are breathtaking, Keanu! And I assure that there's no way I'm a thing who is plotting to kill you.
Brandon Jackson
That's the last of them
Tyler Miller
Are you 100% sure?
Chase Watson
Coast is clear, lets go back to bed.
Hudson Lee
i'll tuck you in, fren.
Jayden Carter
Don't mind me, I'm just the resident AI
Juan Ortiz
He's one of the most charismatic imo
Brayden Russell
Hey guys let’s pair up and search for clues
Jordan Ramirez
We found some strange alien technology.
Jordan Harris
>Jamie, pull up a search on Things
Jeremiah Howard
Now that there're no more things left, let's drink this bottle of gasol- I mean whiskey to celebrate.
Ryan Mitchell
If anybody needs me I'll be in my shack
Grayson Ortiz
I'm not the thing goys!
Landon Adams
epic for the win
Hunter Ward
ITS YOU! ITS THE THING!
KILL IT NOW!
Zachary Moore
No need to check me out OP you have known me for 25 years I’m your friend. That said let’s go drink some whiskey and watch a movie just the two of us
Nolan Miller
i will end this.... thing.
Adam Powell
That sounds like just the kind of thing the Thing would say
Luke Foster
I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk.
Isaiah Harris
23sszcbls6250lpwx
Benjamin Young
This is pure nonsense, it doesn't prove a THING!
Joseph Brooks
Ghey
Austin Bennett
I know I’m human
Noah Adams
Why don't you put down the flamethrower and take a seat Mr MacReady.
Adrian Brown
I thought you think that, so we’ll do you last..
Jace Morris
Elijah Hughes
Nolan Gutierrez
Same for you, Wojack my friend.
Levi Evans
>imblign im a thign
otp jel
Connor Gray
Don't worry, I'll find this Thing
>zap
Jayden Murphy
I'm not the thing
Thomas Murphy
based
Grayson Perez
A black creature from beyond the stars, here to taste your dna.
A gay nigger from outer space, if you will
Austin Ross
burn the finland pedophile
Joseph Davis
Thank God, dr Paul is safe
Justin Morales
I ain't the thing. Promise ;)
Andrew Evans
THIS IS FOR NOT RELEASING THE GAME SAM!
Blake Rogers
Put those torches on the floor and back off. WAY OFF
Ethan Baker
It's using our weapons! Someone get something more powerful!
Josiah Evans
Hurry up!
David Anderson
whats going on here guys
Grayson Bell
REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeughaha ahem just clearing my throat again.
Christopher Powell
Iam not the thing
Nolan Garcia
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Josiah Cox
my sides
Hudson Gonzalez
HOW THE FUCK DID WE MISS THIS THING?
John Murphy
Luis Gonzalez
You mean the numbers tatooed on the forearm?
Cooper Hernandez
Did we incinerate all the space jews yet?
Bentley Gutierrez
Based Murdoch-chan poster
Mason Robinson
I fucking love you guys :')
Joshua Scott
>"Y-you don't really think I'm the thing, do you, user?"
Thomas Kelly
*ahmmm*
since its confirmed im not the thing everyone hand over their flamethrowers and guns now
Nathaniel Murphy
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO
Nathaniel Thomas
NO, FUCK YOU
Isaiah Parker
[collateral damage]
Nolan Bell
...
Isaiah Rivera
Childs... Childs... Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. Taught the Incas everything they know.
Chase Miller
glad to see the thing was finally defeated
Brayden Phillips
I'm not the thing, I promise
Asher Ross
Last thread, even though I posted multiple times, the system knew to give me Dubs every time. Surely that can't happen again, right? It's not a fool proof test...
Hudson Rivera
look at my digits
they prove I'm not the thing
Elijah Russell
...
Zachary Foster
just keep calm buddy
Sebastian Ward
Based
Hunter Hernandez
No dubs here, pally. Besides, aliums only hide behind trips.
Ethan Sullivan
bro was one of us why did you do him like that??
Elijah Morris
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPER SATAN THING!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BURN THIS BASTARD ALREADY!!!!!
Joseph Clark
Nathaniel Martinez
Henry Phillips
Well guys, the thread seems okay now. Its gone.
Brandon Mitchell
somethings fucky
Alexander Howard
Did we make it? Can we catch this resupply helicopter that's flying in?
Dominic Barnes
What’s going on in this thread, fellas?
Jacob Long
TOP JEJ
Lincoln Price
WHY HAS NOBODY ROASTED THIS FUCKER YET?
Carter Sullivan
Hey guys what's going on?
Jordan Allen
No one check me numbers or else
Angel Davis
I'm in the mood to sing
Simply because I'm the THINGGGGGGG