What the hell was Tom supposed to be? A soldier/ archeologist/ thief who was looking for ancient relics in a war zone?
And since when do the military airlift random ass sarcophagi from newly discovered archeology sites?
What the hell was Tom supposed to be? A soldier/ archeologist/ thief who was looking for ancient relics in a war zone?
Angel Lewis
Daniel Perry
The last question is easily answered, of course they would
Jack Ramirez
Bentley Richardson
Universal's Dark Universe defies logic, silly man. And business sense. Just go with it.
Xavier Morris
Tom was supposed to be a soldier. He had nearly zero archeological knowledge. Just steals stuff and sells to rich people.
Lifting sarcophagus would make sense since they were in hurry but it is impossible to do as this kind of helicopter can not lift something that heavy.
Jeremiah Roberts
Why do you think we invaded Iraq after 9/11? It sure as hell wasn't because of anything related to terrorism or Saddam.
Ethan Gray
STOP POSTING THIS!
Those markings, her eyes it all draws something out in me that I don't want to think about.
Ethan Wright
Well Saddam was literally Hitler and we know what happens when you let Hitler do what he wants
Ethan Brown
She cute.
Based.
Carter Barnes
Have you heard about a mysterious sarcophagus found recently?
Daniel Jackson
She's in bare feet, but nearly as tall as he is
Juan Brooks
smol x2
Aiden Scott
>And since when do the military airlift random ass sarcophagi from newly discovered archeology sites?
All the time. When ISIS was destroying every site within reach you had US and other nations militaries airlifting statues and other important relics out of the area to preserve them.
Noah Edwards
damn, he smol too
Gabriel Allen
Yes, actually.
Just last year, a black sarcophagus was discovered in Egypt with none of the usual ritual carvings, and inside there was a skeleton lying in a pool of blood.
Chase Harris
Creepy. They should've used this in marketing.
Andrew Cooper
wasn't blood tho, some mummy juices
Tyler Phillips
That wasn't blood, it was raw sewage that had leaked in.
Jeremiah Morales
>opening the obviously cursed sarcophagus
>nobody's armed
>nobody's even wearing biohazard protective gear
It's like they want to get killed by the ancient evil.
Tyler Diaz
I wouldn't mind drinking her mummy juices if you catch my drift
Ryder Baker
>Well Saddam was literally Hitler and we know what happens when you let Hitler do what he wants
Frees white people from slavery?
Nathan Hall
Imagine that she is your femdom mistress and forces you to drink her mummy juices, wow.
Gabriel Jackson
sure some wanted to drink that shit for mystic reasons or something
Jordan Jackson
a rugged heterosexual adventurer of normal height
Nathan Powell
There is something unsettling about her, as if she really is the mummy
Brandon Russell
That's liquefied flesh. Sealed inside, there as no bacteria to break down the body so the cells just collapsed over time into a liquid state.
Gavin Sanders
Indeed. Plus she's like 35 years old and still looks like a teenager.
Liam Sanchez
This is the truth. When I look at her something calls to me. I can't shake it.
Anthony Hernandez
>And since when do the military airlift random ass sarcophagi from newly discovered archeology sites?
You think they don't?
Charles Gray
You're a fucking idiot.
Luke Martinez
just that particular look in the photoshoot I guess.
Brandon Johnson
Sauce?
Xavier Price
can't remember now, there's a shot of angourie rice in the same elevator
Jonathan Lee
Why is she so perfect?
Aiden Powell
She's evil don't say I didn't warn you.
Angel Baker
I'm telling you man something isn't right about her.
Isaac Bell
BURN THE WITCH
Christopher Hughes
HUG THE GODDESS