How do they always know when we look bros

At 00:14 Keanu is 100% looking (because who the fuck would not?) and automatically, instinctively turns his head at the same exact time she begins to look in his direction.

Remember kids: You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

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>they
who, stupid whores with their tits out?

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this.. the microphone looks like a dick and she smiles when she sees it
I don't see anything else here

>You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
you're supposed to wear sunglasses, dumdum

There are a dozen long videos from this event so more webms later today after I look through them

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Based .webm OC user, godspeed

Wait Keanu is in Toy Story, who's he playing?

and mirrors on your shoes!

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I don't even look away in public these days. If I get caught, I just smile at them and keep looking at their ass.

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No meme here, just true 1080p 60 fps close ups of Christina's heaving cleavage
youtu.be/neEWqSHw8Ho

now that is a woman

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Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

Because we're always looking

Big milky floppy tits.

I love it.

god she's so fucking sexy

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So what's the worse that could happen if you just lost all control and got hypnotized by those sweater pups and couldn't look away until she noticed.

Would you lose your career over it if she made a fuss on twitter or something?

god imagine her holding a black cock like that

there could be monitors for the crowd that she can also see

You know the internet, mainly Buzzfeed and Huffpo would write article and article over it.

Because they need to justify having these shitty careers.

Fuck, what's her size?

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jesus christ now these are tits built for black cock

ima cow
ima cow
im not a cat
i dont say meow
i go mooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooo

a woman who can only be satisfied by black cock

have sex

based BLACKED posters

I don't have a black cock or I could

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My poor little penis is going to be raw tonight

cool deepfake

your little white dick wouldn't be able to please her, put that shit away it's fucking worthless
you serve black cock now

You literally have to be gay to get through a performance with her in this situation.
Any sane straight man would lose his cool and rip her clothes off and mount her right then and there in front of the audience until security tazes him off.

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We live in the future

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4658860/Lingerie-expert-analyses-stars-REAL-bra-sizes.html

>She puts Mad Men star Christina Hendricks at a 32K rather than rumoured 38DD

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>"and the black cock was THIS big, way bigger than any white dick I've ever seen"

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>Remember kids: You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
Why? Women don't fuck me anyway

Tim Allen likes thicc women. Look at the wife and daughter on his show.

>that samefagging kike posting his blacked cuckold fantasies

I dated a girl with milkers that big. My favorite memories were her straddling me while I was on my back and rubbing those glorious white chesticles in my face.

Kek, I love how no one even gets triggered by this shit anymore. It's gotten so old and boring.

>Only woman on the stage