How would you save her career? Nothing's off the table

How would you save her career? Nothing's off the table.

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Have her die during filming,its the only way

That doesn't save shit.

She was terrible in Umbrella Academy, you just got annoyed by her then you should have been rooting for her.

strictly monitor her hair stylist and a diet plan to maintain healthly follicles. it might barely be enough

She was the only decent actor.

How the fuck did she age like 30 years so quickly?

She's 32. That looks like a 32 year old to me. I ask this in all seriousness, are people on Yea Forums retarded?

Have her sit on my cock

Probably witchcraft.

yes you are

How does getting AIDS help her?

she looks late 40ies/early 50ies

She played her role terribly.

act

The show was terrible.

Put her in Marvel films

She is a living argument against veganism, it's ruining her body at lightspeed. Veganism is just a form of satanism. These people believe we are no different than animals therefore no right to kill them for food. They haven't read their Bible. god created Adam and Eve and gave them dominion on earth and it's animals and nature. What does she think lambs are for if not just feeding us? Why do horses exist just in the right dimension to serve us as transport? What's the purpose of cows? Does she even realize if everyone went vegan we would have to exterminate millions if not all of these animals because they would proliferate and would be useless to us so nobody would take care of them. I guess that's too much thinking for someone on a vegan diet.

IVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING LATELY

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is he balding?

Whenever I eat only salads and fruits, I feel great, Clean and energized. I still eat meat, but I go back and forth.

Just retire. She had a good run. 15+ years of stardom with some solid roles is more than most stars get.

She looks absolute wizened garbage in Hard Candy. It was hilarious she was playing pedo-bait, in what universe are young girls that ugly and barrel bodied?

put her back of a dick diet and get her healthy again, fucking vegan diets fuck up your looks

She's supposed to be bland as fuck and then suddenly really emotionally unstable due to her being on mood-control pills for the first half and then gets tricked into not taking them anymore by Harold Jenkins. If you're looking at it solely from her POV, yes its very sympathetic, but actually being around someone going through that would actually be a huge pain in the ass to deal with, no matter how justified.

Vegans are most likely furries.

>Whenever I eat only salads and fruits, I feel great, Clean and energized. I still eat meat, but I go back and forth.
That's healthy, people eat way too much meat, you should not eat meat everyday especially the processed one. Veganism not only avoid meat but also fish, eggs, milk and even honey! They're crazy , it's an ideology!

She needs some semen in her body. Its already proven that women absorb semen genetics and it keeps them healthy.

Porn should do it.

She needs semen suppliments and lots of it. I recommend daily doses taken orally, anally and vaginally.

A new aliens film where instead of it coming out of her small chest, it comes out of her large forehead.

Like the zombies in RE IV/V

Hair transplant, conversion therapy, then I'd marry her off to one of you fine gentleman and she can have a nice career as a housewife.

>That looks like a 32 year old to me

Clearly you don't know many people. She looks waaay older than her age.

Wtf man. I’m a virgin. Not cool.

Veganism, not even once

you're not wrong. i think a lot of people in this thread are in for a rude awakening in their late 20s/early 30s with respect to what women in that age range look like.

especially this dumbfuck

Yeah

There’s no solution. She’s finished.

Rosa Salazar is 33 and she looks fiiiine

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Is she related to Peyton Manning?

she looks better than 99% of 32 year olds in my area by virtue of not being an obese lard shit with multiple kids.

Gettin at it with Manuel Ferrara

Speaking of 33 years old, even Ana Kendrick and Daddario looks younger than Page. It's just weird

this bitch is 37

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>She was terrible in Umbrella Academy,
the worst part of the series, even worse than the monkey

Maybe she could pick up where Sasha Grey quitted.

I know women who are in their 40s that look younger than her.

All the women I know in their 30s look much younger than her.

I mean as long as they haven't done drugs or chain smoked.

>That looks like a 32 year old to me.
Stop hanging out with meth addicts.

>I know women who are in their 40s that look younger than her.
I'm 41 and a woman I went to high school with seriously still looks like she could pass for 25, it's fucking nuts.

You mean 37lbs of make up. Have you seen her running pic?

>that hairline
big oof

Semen also has antidepressant properties.

it's dead jim

Bukake.

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Noice

I would tongue punch her fart box. Just saying!

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Oh you don't need to say it friend we're all on the same page

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TIL I'm the same age as her, I thought she was like 26 for some reason
>save her career
become a wacky character actor. Can't be a love interest / hot girl anymore

Make her wear bangs

Should it be saved?

What was her Xman power again? Something about going through walls?

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