Why the FUCK isn’t my pizza here yet

Why the FUCK isn’t my pizza here yet

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I just finished mine I have 2 slices left you can have

because you do not tip good and they don't give a shit about your poorfag ass

remember lad, 30 minutes and it's free

post in my wholesome thread

I was actually feeling generous and gave them FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS for an $18 order, and fucking THIS is how they’re repaying me. If I didn’t love jet’s so much I would probably stop ordering from them

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dumb pizzalet frogposter

good goy

now i feel bad for you

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>tipping
Heehee, thanks for paying my employees for me, goy!

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We're out of cheese.

>I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA IT'S THE BEST FOOD EVER

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We deliberately go to nigger's houses last.

>plus taxes
>plus tip
why do Americans do this

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at this point I just tip out of paranoia that some psycho will spit in my food if I don't tip them well enough. Its like paying off the mafia with protection money.

>plus delivery charge
This is where I tip no more than a dollar ever.

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Delivery is for chumps, always do carryout. You'll get it faster and fresher, no delivery charge ("the delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver" lol) and no tipping. Honestly isn't delivery just for poor teenagers without a car who's mommy left them pizza money when she went out to the bar to find some tattooed biker's cock to suck?

YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY

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i was also raised by a single mother

An hour and 5 minutes. About FUCKING time. Looks like a good fucking ‘za tho

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what the FUCK is this

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that's a salad bro

I want do kill myself

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I'm going to be sick bros

The fuck?

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:^)

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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I hate liberals

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Was it still hot?

If i ordered a 'za and this showed up I would shove it in the delivery cucks face

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Why do you cry about /pol/ making blog posts yet do the same OP?

Absolutely gay

are you a woman or a gay

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Who was in the wrong here?

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shut up nigger these are the best threads.

I’m sorry guys I’m just really hungover and this tastes SO fucking good right now.

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Why is the tip of your fingernail yellow. Fucking disgusting.

go away triggered /pol/cel

Based. I don’t know about the other anons be but I just ate 7/11 pizza, even though I have a job now, I’m still stuck to my shroud life.

This looks delicious. Cheers m8.

Why are you so dishonest?

What's wrong with reddit?

janni aint gonna let you have it

why are you so triggered republishart

>just ate literally a pound of rare roast beef with au jus dipping sauce
today was good man

Shrewd*

>finished
>2 slices left
Holy cringe

Is this why moot never listened to you about deleting the board back when /q/ was up? or was this before your time?

Just make your own meals instead of wasting money.

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>jus

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Racist

going to order some shawarma later bros

Why no greens in your diet?

Oh God not you again

do americans actually do this, this isn't a cope thing it sounds great and i'm just curious, only ever seen it in films

Tortilla chips is made of corn, a vegetable.

give me a tummy ache

this actually looks delicious. could be even better if they threw some feta & olives on like a greek salad

>dude a little bit of onions sauce is bad lmao
I bet you don't even lift kid

Why?

never thought I'd see a homosexual pizza but amerisharts as always do not disappoint

You gotta melt the cheese

what the fuck is that called even. it’s not pizza it looks more like some taco bell slop. you should be ashamed.

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>Americans

>this actually looks delicious

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checked and also yea hes obviously a newfag

have a (You) among oldfags m8

for me it's a burg

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>He didn't use a promo code

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>I'm such a le oldfag XD

If a teaspoon is all it takes for you to turn into a girl then you're already incredibly low test to begin with lel.

I actually had them put jalapeños on it, gives it a nice kick. Otherwise it’s a BLT deep dish from jet’s if you have one in your area

back to r*ddit tranny shoo shoo

>amerilards will get angry and confused upon seeing this
OBESED

lmao what the fuck is this

>back to r*ddit tranny shoo shoo

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>some fat fuck eating nachos like it's a meal
>zero calorie soft drink
every time lmfao

user...what the fuck

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Oh you not replying to the get question makes sense now. It was before your time

based

>”dude I’m eating healthy it’s so good!”
>clearly store bought materials jam packed with preservatives and sodium and it nutritionally just as bad, if not worse than getting fast food
Why are Americans so fucking retarded?

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Pepsi Max is the best drink, seethe harder

lmao, I'm from Norway and you clearly have brain damage if you think I'm trying to be healthy

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This is our board now, there's nothing wrong with admitting he's from reddit, I am, and I bet everyone else ITT is from reddit too. Its a great website with some excellent information, and hating on people for no reason just proves you're a mean piece of shit.

This place isn't your secret club anymore, get over it and move on with your life.

His post was about wasting money. When making your own food you'll only have to tip the store and your landlord which saves you money in the long run.

>”dude i love being fat xD so quirky.
Seek help faggot. No human has the right to be an amateur in physical training.

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I'm 188cm tall, 80kg

stop projecting your life on me, seek help faggot

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Fuck off leftypol

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>tipping before your pizza arrives
do americans really do this?

do they not make the classic round pizza anymore?
this format is unaesthetic as fuck. also where is the border

how much you pay for this abomination?

lmao, fucking white people.