First wife 42 years old

>first wife 127lbs
>same wife 261lbs

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the best part is how he gets happier as the photos progress

I just slammed a mosquito from midair to the ground and it died, guys

when's his hairline gonna recede i been waiting years for this

the virgin legitimate heir vs the chad bastard

OH NO NO NO NO

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Ten years your junior is ideal. You don't want her to start thinking she has more experience than you but you don't want her to be too culturally detached from you. I get that generally speaking the wealthy have more luck bagging those young ladies when they themselves are in their thirties but if you're not at least gunning for a 5 year age difference you're selling yourself short.

did not realize his first wife died

Would take probably 5-10 years if he does Natty lifting. 2 months if Gunn forces him to do roids

I'm a millennial. I don't think I can date a zoomer.

It doesn't happen to hollywood actors unless they let it. They get hair implants, treatments, etc..

She ate her. Very tragic.

Like he doesn't have a team of physicians to maintain it, and/or a team of makeup artists to cover it if it goes.

I think Schwarzenegger is Kennedy now

lol, he wont skip leg day even for essentially a royal wedding

Do you think he didn't get invited? He's probably an outcast in the family and everyone except Arnie treats him like shit

damn she looks like she could dam a river with those chompers

Gym over a wedding. He made a good decision.

Millennials are the most retarded generation of pseuds to ever exist. Zoomers are probably an upgrade.

No fucking chance he got invited. At best they prob all go out to lunch or some shit with Arnold to appease him but inviting your dads bastard love child to your wedding when you’re a high end power family. Doubtful. Those types are hardcore assholes and petty as shit.

i doubt he's treated like shit, even before it was public. i feel like we would have heard if he had family problems. he appears to be a completely average dude who accepted his genes and is trying to min-max his potential. a celebrity wedding is probably a chore to him, but i bet he sent a gift anyway.

so she didnt invite her half brother? pretty shiity.

fuck them for not including joseph, it's not his fault, he didn't ask to be born. karma is real and joseph is arnold's favorite . of course when his other sons are: a) gay b) obese. those kennedy genes failed all those kids

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Zoomers are already your product, user. Yes they're the children of Gen Xers but they are culturally controlled by millennials on social media. You know what zoomers like, and have a deeper understanding of why they like it, before they do.

they really arnt that different, millenials dominate the internet and meme making so they are on the same page for alot of things. desu i felt kinda gross being 30 and dating an 18 year old. imo the girl needs to be 5-6 years younger.

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Look at those killer calves on that unit on the right

based
castizo futurism is the way forward

>Although Joseph follows his half-siblings Katherine and Patrick on Instagram, neither of them follows him back.
lol fucking hell, hope he dabs on them all. what little shits.

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the successor to the muscle legacy.

literally an IRL Jon Snow

you monster

>haggard bitch leaves him over jealously of his faith
>ends up with a better, younger, and hotter wife
The Lord provides
Roasties seethe

Pierce is so unequivocally based. Here's a man who's living his truth and his best life. He just looks so damn happy

has there ever been much talk about her? does she interview often? i dont even know her name

She recently lost a bit of weight and he stop smiling, it's pottery

You call her Magnum Opus

She said that Pierce threatened to divorce her if she got fat reduction surgery. She's an ex-model I think

i wanna say he's a nutjob, but damn is he dedicated to his craftsmanship.

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Damn I feel bad for Joseph Baena. He didnt ask to be put in such a shit situation. Good thing he takes after Arnold so much. Clearly he idolizes him and hes 100% Arnold's favorite, which probably making his siblings hate him even more.

Based Arnold loving his bastard rhe most

Based and Christ-Pilled

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He made the right decision.

>21 minutes ago
>over 800k likes
Jesus...

How long until he cheates on her and has a bastard child of his own? Karma will get her, she's been nasty to Joseph for a while now

They have tge Kennedy name because it's more iconic

>"Pratt reportedly met Katherine through Shriver, who he knew through church."

Shriver didn't want the bastard there

im still cracking up that he outwardly doesnt show any disdain for his siblings, but they wont even follow him on instagram. he seems honest and totally devoid of any hollywood bullshit. i bet he's hard enough this shit doesnt phase him in the slightest, since he still gets to hang with dad

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It already has. I can't find it now but I saw some behind the scenes Avengers clips recently and they interviewed him under harsh studio lights, he's very clearly got plugs or perhaps a transplant. His hairline is too unnaturally even.

Aegon V = Arnold
Joseph Baena = Daemon Blackfyre
Kennedys = House Targaryen

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Is that Ocasio Cortez?

Arnold's genetics = Blackfyre

Yes, Mel Gibson is dating Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, didn't you know?

The fucking legend.

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>thanks god, family, and friends
>and Giorgio Armani
was he contractually obligated to mention who made the clothes in a post about his wedding?
what a weird thing to choose to mention unprompted

>be in your 60s
>new wife is in her 20s
>have a total of 9 children
L E G E N D

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She's slimming down now tho.

The real reason Arnold cant have a political career anymore.

watch your back, kathy

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>armani
imagine shilling for your wedding

Probably he was. And probably his new wife wanted to have a fancy designer dress and made his do this shit.

sugartiiiiiiits

All Instagram is is shillposting. Literally every single post on Instagram by anyone even remotely famous is an advertisement for something buried within false sentimentality.

>Chad and Stacie McChaddington
Holy fukin based

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he fucks her again behind his new wife's back.

Arnold always had tiny calves. His fat son was the result of a wish from a monkey's paw.

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>That part where we find out his maid mother was the rightful heir to El Chapo's cartel

Lucky escape given what the Kennedy's did to Rosemary.

>hey chris, just calling again
>saw your wedding pics, they look great
>so happy for you! you look so handsome in that suit
>so I didn't get an invitation but rsvpd anyways figuring it was a mistake
>i think your people never got back to me? oh well, no big deal mistakes happen haha
>hey remember that time we stayed up all night rehearsing for that parks and rec audition?
>haha good times
>anyways, it's anna again, give me a call if you get this

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Katherine was born and raised in Los Angeles, California. She is the eldest child of actor and politician Arnold Schwarzenegger (Austrian-born), and journalist and author Maria Shriver (of Irish and German descent), whose mother Eunice is a younger sister of former President John F. Kennedy, and father Sargent Shriver was a U.S. Ambassador

>His brother died in a car accident on 20 May 1971. The following year, his father also died due to a stroke. Arnold did not attend either of the funerals. In an interview to Fortune in 2004 he stated child abuse at the hands of his father as the reason for not attending the funeral.

You can't skip gym for minor events

i know my father has bastard son which he hid my entire life ( my sister found out by accident when we were 25+) and i felt betrayed, desu would not want him invited in any of my family weddings..

>Ten years your junior is ideal
BULL.
SHIT.

The window for females is 18-25 (30-35 if you absolutely must).
AFTER they ARE absolutely useless, from a pair bonding perspective and of course the plain biological aspects.

It´s LITERALLY IRRELEVANT how old the male is.

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>divorced his wife to marry a thot

The eternal fire awaits him

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have sex

You fucking moron.
Blood is thicker than water and in this fucked up world you need as many people on your side as possible.

Sex is only for procreating, degenerate scum sucker.

t. virgin

Unironically, he fucked up imo. Anna Faris loved him even when he was a fat, broke nobody. You can't buy that kind of relationship and loyalty. He let his sudden skyrocket to fame and improved looks go to his head and threw away probably the only real thing he had in his life. It's going to suck for him when he actually realizes it and regrets it. I doubt this marriage will last either, seems pretty fucking rushed into.

>Damn I feel bad for Joseph Baena
Yeah must be awful having those Arnold genetics, access to dads wealth/connections. Must be really shitty. Boo hoo.

literally the sins of the father. you dont have to hang out with him every weekend, but at least do the courtesy of having a drink with him and find out what his life is like.

men produce sperm their entire lives, but you're delusional if you think that sperm doesn't start going bad after 40

>Rosemary
she cursed her entire family in retribution

>Anna Faris
She divorced him because of that Rapestein´s cock sucker whore, IRC.

Dark hair and light eyes is truly the patrician combo

Based melly mel

You know, Anna cheated on him. Not everyone wants to be a cuck.

No. There's literally no relationship there, why would that user invite some random asshole to family events just because they have the same father? They never knew each other or about each other, they aren't family at all. Literally no obligation or reason to acknowledge him as a brother because effectively they aren't in any ways that matter.

Think boomer. Or he'll beat you to it, trophy wives are a thing.

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Then how did Mick Jagger just have another kid?

Then it was a mutual cheating and they both went full retard because he definitely fucked Jennifer Lawrence behind her back when they were still married.

>sperm doesn't start going bad
You´re ABSOLUTELY clueless.
Studies shown that old men´s sperm actually showed increased telomere length.
Indicating that old men´s offspring could be longer lived.

He married a younger woman because he wants kids and his older wife created a retard child

Uhhhh Chris Pratt is so creepy. He's very Christian and his new wife is WAY to young for him. How can they have interesting conversations? Men are so creepy sometimes...

the bastard will inherit it all

he's genetically closer with his bastard brother than anyone and their cousins.

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Dab on em Joseph

You know, people can have a lot of priviledge and advantages in life but also deal with shitty problems. Try not being an autistic sociopath and develop some empathy like a functioning human being.

kek, based chris

she's Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter you fucking idiots. kill yourselves

the virgin heir vs the chad bastard

This happened after the fact. It was likely a fuck you to her.

>yfw the fat son has the better lifting genetics but will never see his potential

>how can they have interesting conversations

I guarantee they don't, but that sure as hell doesn't matter to him. He married for love and conversations once, it didn't work out. Now it's purely to have a hot wife to pump babies into and for status. She most likely won't be his last.

Pic related is the ideal.

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I'm 26yo and there's this 18yo at my work. Good idea?

Fucking based catholic

>that age difference

Those kids are gonna be autistic no matter what

OUR Lord Jesus has already forgiven him, how about your god?

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All posts on instagram are advertising or attempts to pup up your follow numbers so you can command more money when advertising.

KEK

My first gf, the woman I lost my virginity to, was 10 years older than me. Fucking an older woman is an absolutely kino, unparalleled experience, no doubt about it.

>outcast
Yes.

>everyone except Arnie treats him like shit
I doubt that.

based and cougarpilled

Means nothing.

No, ancient eggs from old roasties like that just increased likelihood of genetic defects, like Trisomy.
Autism is caused by the insane heavy metal laced poison cocktail, sold to you as (((vaccine))).

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virgin gymcel vs stacy royalty

>vaccination causes autism

Please adopt a trip so I never have to see your worthless posts again

k

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>absolutely kino
Of course, you´re literally in the same seat as MANY OTHERS before you.
That seat has KNOWN quite A LOT of other asses.

get vaxxinated...

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hep b vaccine causes brain damage in rats.

I can imagine the three-way arguments that unfold every time he is around Arnold and Maria. Arnold insisting that he lose some weight, Maria arrogantly contesting for the sake of being against Arnold, and absolute unit here being frustrated at both of them as well as himself, causing him to eat even more

based and statutory raped pilled

Who is she?

he's going to be severely autistic nytimes.com/2019/03/25/well/family/the-risks-to-babies-of-older-fathers.html

lazy cunt

>dailshitonline

yikes

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wrong

Who is Arnold Kennedy?

He gets happier each year because it's another year where she hasn't died of cancer. Like his first wife and step daughter.
:(

If that's the case, why worry about sex appeal? If sex is truly only for procreation, then she'd have until menopause before she's useless.

I wasn't underage when it happened

Awww muh life is so terrible I have a rich as fuck influential father but my half siblings don't wanna hang out with me and invite me to shit. Waaaaaa.

This angers women so much, why?

He couldn't shave for his wedding day? fucking slob, wears an Armani suit and doesn't shave

Because it makes them aware of how close their expiration date is and how replaceable they are.

His mexican Bastard is called Joe Beaner?

and she gets more disappointed as she gets fatter lol.

oh shit guys the fat one has a wrist brace, how did he get that I wonder?

This whole "bastard son is more like his father and a better choice to carry his legacy than his legitimate son" scenario would be a great plot for King Conan. I wonder if Joseph can act..

>Christ-Pilled
He cheated on his wife. He also probably had sex with his new one before they became an actual couple. He's not christpilled, he's just pretending to be. He's the same as every other degenerate in Hollywood.

How is that his fault?

Pretty cinematic, like Rocky working out in the meat freezer while Apollo does mall openings.

Not that user but I can't really blame him. Who wants the reminder of your dads big time fuck up at your wedding.

All christians are degenerates, they pretend to be better then everyone else through their self-congratulating religion when in reality they are some of the most vile people imaginable.

me on the right

basado

How incredibly immature.

>implying any other religion is any better

Establecido y carmesí pastillado

They're just jealous of Arnold's true heir, whenever Arnold is with Joseph he lights up, compared to his other son who looks like a pampered manchild living off his dad.

>attending Hellsong
>christian

Millennials and Zoomers are more similar than either one likes to admit.

I'm dating 7 years younger than me and can attest to the rule about your age/2+7 being about the lowest you should go
>t. 26 year old

I agree. It was very immature for him to cheat on his wife and family and have a side kid. Not cool.

kek

Pierce is a feeder?

It's very Christian to cheat on and divorce the wife that supported you for years while you were an unemployed beach bum as soon as you start earning some money on your own.

Why would she want some mexican at her wedding?

COPE

service staff

Her cousins are white so she shares more in common with them than some mexican

Anna Farris is still adorable and she'll be fine.
youtu.be/M20qEVP9aNc
There is no real TMZ drama from the Anna and Chris's split for moronic celebrity life chasers to latch onto

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Giga cope. Bet a chad christian swept your oneitis off her feet. Get dunked on, atheist faggot

what a legend

our lad

It’s super easy dude. I’m 27 and my last gf was 18-19. Like putty in the palm of my hand

they didn't get into a big fight over money because they didn't want the lawyers to end up with a huge chunk of it, so more than not considering their relationship, they'll both be fine.

at least there won't be an aubrey plaza around to distract him this time

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Then she matured and dated a Chad

>Those types are hardcore assholes and petty as shit

So you'd invite a bastard love child that was in the news famously for being a horrible blotch of a mistake? When you get older you realize you need to avoid bullshit.

Front squat 225 is impressive indeed.

>implying I would ever have a lasting relationship with a woman that turns into a marriage
Kek but I see your point.

He’s on a smith machine pussy

Based.

I'd argue that younger women are better for casual sex, and older are 10x better for relationshit.

My experience has been older women expect more in bed (not in terms of effort, so much as they have a very specific criteria of things they want, while younger women are more "open,") but expect less in a relationship. Younger women are usually entitled little shits who see you as more of a tool than a human being.

Of course, if you want kids anyone 36 and older is a no go.

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That's obviously a squat rack. You can see the bar in the mirror.

Which is on a smith machine you retard. He’s not free front squatting 225

I dun goof’d. I’m the retard. He is front squatting 225. Impressive.

lol wut. I have shit genetics and I was doing 315 for reps. nothing impressive about 225. he looks way better than me of course

He just got Jon Snowed.

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>Maria Shriver

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Try to keep up

Just because something shitty happened with your family doesn't change the fact that you're an asshole. You're no better than tragic villains. All the Stark children still loved their bro Jon.

If you cut days to attends weddings you're NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.

Joseph is based

>29
That's a hard 29

What a bitch. Hope Joseph uses that to channel some gains.

Chris even when he was fat had enough charisma to get a qt

I’ve had multiple MCL and ACL tears in both knees I’d be elated to front squat 225. My legs are so fucked I have so much work to do on re-strengthening my knees. Even when healthy my pr squat was 365.

Wasn't Arnold treated like a bastard by his dad? I bet that's why he likes Joseph the best, he knows what it feels like to be rant of the litter.

What was Emilia advertising here?

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gross

>grateful to Mr. Giorgio Armani
What would God think?

Christians are ‘spiritual’ materialists.

What a joke of a religion. A play thing for mental inferiors that don’t know how to think properly and contemplate the mysteries.

Nah, Pratt is Christpilled.

glad he divorced this hag

>14 percent higher chance of fathers 45 and older to have children to have a....

I wonder how much this study is thrown off by the fact that fathers that have children at age 45 typically have wives that are within 5 years of them, aka a 40-45 year old wife

he can come to my wedding.

Quite Shakespearean if you will.

Arnold’s true son. His other kids are SEETHING.

I wouldn’t invite this threat to my wedding either. Fuck.

forgot pic

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>get a wedding dress and tux for free
>just have to shill on instagram to the peasants
famous people probably get so much free crap

cougars eat ass

Oh fuck bro that gif

>29 year old wife

Even if my dick wants it i'd barely be able to rationalize it and I'm 34 and can barely stand 30 year olds. He must be planning on doing a lot of cheating.

Incorrect pratt was fucking around with j law and treatin anna like shit. The guys a snake in the grass.

What's wrong with it?

No one cares about you. You aren't even in the running with the busted chicks your own age.

Rule of pussy: If you aren't fucking it, someone is. Nothing snake about it.

that nigga looks so much like arnold that it was a wonder he hid it for so long.

>You aren't even in the running with the busted chicks your own age

Says the guy who thinks slayers use retarded bumper stickers like "Rule of pussy."

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Beard.
Hes banging the Hillsong church pastor, who is bi.

>"gays? abortions? no way, that goes against my christian beliefs"

>*gets married 5 times*

the utter hypocrisy of christcucks

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>everything deteriorates as you get older except your sperm which gets better

Makes sense

Schwarzenegger fucks up but it's the kid he is actually the most proud of. Any other movies with this feel

>new wife 29 years old
To old, she's literally a grandma in hollyjew years

God rewards his loyal followers.

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One day, his life will be a movie.
The bastard Son of a real champion, a champion in everything he done, nothing could stop his fathe. Raised without him, seeking his approval, seeking to emulate him. Shunned by his half siblings who are soft and lavish, Joseph worked for all he has, all he could have. Finally his father spends time with im, this pushes his extended family further, shunned with social events, Joseph did what his father did, pump iron - Pumping Daddies Iron, the Joseph Baena story.

She cheated on him, he left as a result.

>I'm 34 and can barely stand 30 year olds
stop acting like women mature past 16

I wonder how his old wife feels getting married so quick

I'm not. In fact that's the opposite of what I was implying. You can stop maturing and still accumulate knowledge. Conversations with 30 year old MALES are almost too vapid for me. Now imagine a female. And before you ask, yes I know where I am and no I do not think I spend my time wisely.

VERY much so.
Welcome to the wonderful world of mother nature, ya commie brainlette bitch.
Older males are by definition survivors, nature giving their offspring a leg up totally makes sense.

Also learn some fucking biology.
Sperms just carry DNA, which by definition cannot be anything but perfect or else you have nut cancer.

The church (and by extension God) does not recognize divorce. If you divorce someone you will literally go to hell according to scripture.

>Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery
Luke 16:18

>non-denominational Christian
Ah, so the liberals of Christianity.

>durrr christpilled durrr so based based
You're all a bunch of retarded faggots.

empowad and stronk, totally woke

genes man

some autist says this in every thread
how is it even remotely true?

yea so this 20 year old girl with her life ahead of her should date a 50 year old man! never mind he will be long dead and she will become a single mother.

absolutely based and feeder-pilled

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> Old testament
> Catholic
> King James translation

wew.

Not that user but his frame is massive. If he wasn’t a fat fucker and was serious into lifting/going hard on gear and diet he could be doing bodybuilding or powerlifting.

THIS!!!
Especially the feminiazies, because it shows their REAL mortal enemies (young fertile girls) the stark reality of life.

GIRLS LITERALLY have just ONE shot at life.

Wasting it on hobo-chads and education is quite the WORST thing they can do.

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>man dies 25 years into the marriage
>single mother
?
you can have a kid more often than once every 5 years you idiot

Oh, didn't anyone tell you?
God as described in the bible isn't real and most of the stories and morals described in the bible is bullshit.

A 50 year old who knows how to preserve his body can literally watch his oh so young wifey hit the wall and turn into a shriveled up prune.

Now do it with Allah, kike.

Allah as described in the Quran isn't real, and msot of the stories and morals described in the Quran is bullshit. Also, Mohammad was a pedophile.

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Projecting much, Kike?
You shitnoses literally haggle with your false god over a dead chicken and call it silly names.

first wife also cheated on him and was a turbo slut "born again" christian.
I dont blame him for trying something new and nubile.

NOW Marx.

Arnold's genetics: azor ahai

All these losers missing the bigger picture. Free, high quality, custom shit for your wedding all for a shoutout on social media. Celebrities are winning here.

Christianity is a proto-marxist doctrine that was written by foreigners to get Romans to accept them

I was watching the first episode from season 5 of parks and rec when she's in washington and meets him wearing that purple dress.

The shot pans over to him rubbing her pussy from behind in her dress and she's just going with it.

So yeah they got away with a lot of naughty stuff on camera.

based

The old blood finds a way

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Yeah but it’s not the 90s anymore who gives a fuck about Armani but gaudy middle easterners and select eastern euros. Much rather have a Thom Browne suit or Ford

just like in my got

Wish we all had Joe's problems

well pardon us, mr gucci loafers

You better not be lying. I'm going to check that out and look for it when I get home.

It's right after they meet up and andy is jumping off of the train engine. April surprises him from behind and jumps on him. It pans over to her laying on him. Watch his hand placement.

youtube.com/watch?v=LiwPBdJ7JcU

>Gucci loafers
user pls

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Kek, Arnie about to get violently neck'd.com.

The Tully Blood runs strong through Maria Shriver's veins. Tully Fucking Shits

oh that's nothing. He just lightly brushes her tailbone. She does kinda look like she grinded on him though

looks like comfykino

You fucking virgins, Christ Almighty.

>this fucking shit made itself into a news article
I didn't realize Instagram follows was this crucial to normies.

As much as I like Chris Pratt, I think he rushed into this way too much. Take a break from relationships dude, enjoy being a single dad worth millions.

Considering his babies comment and all, he was looking for a woman that wanted to have kids, which will be rare since all women' he's around will be career oriented.

Did he cheat on his ex wife with Aubrey plaza?

I'm honestly starting to understand American atheists. I'm Catholic but in my country, we don't do constant "oh I'm so much better than you" like Chris is pulling here.

Son! You sunnuva, bitch! *Hands Slap and Clench together*

You made that last part up.

He also cheated with jlaw.

Sorry I'm late to the party but wanted to add my two pennies: Anna Faris is a whore, pothead, cigarette smoker, and sired a retard.

Chris is based for upgrading to someone pure.

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She's the reason their characters were paired up together on the show and spent 8 years hanging out and doing side project together besides the show.

I wish all of the side promotional material for the show was still around. Back before either of them blew up popularity wise, they used to say so much more. She was talking to an interviewer about how he used to hang out in her trailer and play music for her and a bunch of other stuff. It was the kind of stuff a guy would do if he was trying to hook up with a girl. He looked shy when she said it. It was the season 2 promo stuff back when they were nobodies.

I'm too drunk to understand what the fuck is going on. So arnie's son works out at a gym. While someone is getting married. wat

She was also incredibly insecure. The podcasts that she does where she invited aubrey on and grilled her on air about if she was in love with her husband was great.

unqualified.com/2016/01/11/episode-09-aubrey-plaza/

the someone is his half sister

The bastard come to take the throne. Shit's like a movie.

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>great

I'm a podcast junkie and I wouldn't waste my time on Anna's podcast no matter the guest or gossip. And yes, she was insecure - hence the quickie marriage the quickie divorce (pre Pratt) and the quickie rebound (people seem to forget she was in a relationship before their divorce was even announced).

I listened to that podcast before. You know it was a lot of sarcasm and joking, right?

lmao are you retards still on loose

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You're just a retard
>t. 28 and dating an 18 year old
Shit's kino. She knows fuck all about anything and I'm like a superhero to her. I'll never date another girl older than 23 the rest of my life.

Women are completely interchangeable baby makers, you're better off just changing them when they get old and busted

has anyone ever been so based?

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You don't ask those questions unless you're worried. She didn't ask it for jokes, you can tell when she uses sexual humor.

She's asking pointed questions about loving him and his balls.

there was a study. google it, pseud

it warms my heart how close he is with his bastard son. arnie is the most based person to ever cheat on their wife.

Wtf I am his fan now

What a shame, his big son could have outshone his father, he has a bigger frame and better legs than prime Arnie.

Karma is real.

Their father making deals with bad actors and causing all of their problems doesn't mean some kid should live a half life.

The kennedy's having a child with mental issues and being locked away, making all of her issues worse when reality is she could have lived a normal life is no different than a lot of women suffered over the centuries. The only difference is you know about it now.

Women have made heroes out of women like Emily Dickinson

Don't listen to these dicks user, don't hate the guy for existing but if you really don't know him you aren't responsible to include him in anything

He's the bastard love child the father had with the help.
There is no fucking way on Earth he got invited. I doubt he's even spoken about in open conversation.

this needs to be updated with the new one where he looks so visibly upset that she lost weight

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You don´t know women at all, don´t you.

>virgin detected

Where does it say you go to hell for it?

>those knees
>that downcast, disaffected stare
i wonder what she's been up to...

My father had 3 bastard children he didn't know about until I was 21. One of them is like family now, but the other 2 don't want to meet my dad or my family. I was never mad at my dad for it, they were all from long before I was born.

girls born in 2000 are 19, user.

fucked tyrone and the boys and just remembered they had their phones out

He's had plastic surgery done on his nose. Wtf

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Sometimes the road is long and uncertain. But the Architect never gives up on his dream

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Catholics don't divorce, Mel is going to hell

>years of precision engineering pays off, now gets to smash thicc ass nightly whole stuffing her face with cupcakes
>probably licks the frosting off his fingers while going balls deep
Absolutely fucking based

Based. Feel pity for the progressives stuck with saggy vags.

I don’t think ai could do this. I’d be staring into her eyes, making jokes, and being a flirt, while in my head I’d be picturing my ex-wife. All the times we had together. All the words I said to her that I now say to this new person. It’d eat away at my soul.

Same, except she wasn't my gf, just a very close fuck friend. She was 36 and ridiculously tight. Very kino indeed. I miss her

The father deserves the family's hate. The child is sinless for this.

This is why mestizos deserve to displace the soft and decadent wh*Tes

That girl gets me SO HORNY HNGG

he would have never pulled this chick prior to his current fame. Sad path desu.

honestly so damn funny. I just imagine the two of them back home after a long day of hitting the town and trying various restaurants. She resolves herself to finally workout and eat better. The next morning she wakes to the smell of pancakes. Breakfast in bed. An entire case of homemade cupcakes mysteriously having appeared overnight. Her will tested and broken. While Pierce looks on enraptured in bliss at his masterpiece.