How do you discover pseuds around you? I found that most pseuds fall into one or more of these categories:
>hates Prometheus
>hates Man of Steel
>can't understand Batman vs Superman, prefers Marvel
>dislikes Detective Pikachu
How do you discover cinematic pseuds?
I discored one already. ^^^
>loves game of thrones
>loves american gods
>hasn't seen true detective
>hasn't heard of the americans
>thinks homecoming is "conspiracy theorizing"
A pseud is anyone who has an opinion on those movies. They're not worth seeing or thinking about.
Biggest tell is liking Arno Breker sculptures.
post on Yea Forums for a better pseud detector. Pseuds are way better than midwits though.
>Biggest tell is liking Arno Breker sculptures unironically not homoerotically
ftfy
>can't understand Batman vs Superman, prefers Marvel
>literally can't conceive that someone would stay away from all sorts of capeshit
Well, Yea Forums just overrates american "classics". There's nothing pseud about that.
It's just incredibly basic and of really poor taste.
Has different opinions than myself.
You don't post on Yea Forums Yea Forums looks down on the vast majority of fiction and it's considered shameful to make threads about fiction.
fpbp
>caring about anything
Fucking tryhard cunt
Do you guys unironically legitimately enjoy capeshit flicks?
I don't, but most room tempature IQ fags seem to, and think it's a guilty pleasure or some shit. The only capeshit I saw was iron man 2008 and didn't like it. Tried to watch avengers on a plane and had to turn that shit off before the opening was over.
If you avoid a movie based on genre you’re close-minded and pretentious, making you a pseud
People who think there is some deeper meaning to David Lynch films
Based and checked
They can't question anything opinion that's trending on twitter no matter how hard they try. If you watch their faces sometimes you can see them try really hard and then give up. If you can't muster up anything better than "let's agree to disagree" you might be an NPC.
A pseud lacks self-awareness and can’t process deliberate irony
>Prometheus is so bad! They’re supposed to be scientists but they’re dumb!
>Batman v Superman sucked! Superman isn’t supposed to be dark!
>Fight Club and Starship Troopers are fascist propaganda!
>Ryan Gosling is so bad in Drive, he looks like he has autism or something
>Inherent Vice’s story was hard to follow
>that Miley Cyrus Black Mirror episode felt like a Disney Channel movie
>style over substance
>there were no likable characters
Anything subversive or unconventional is seen as a flaw. The pseud may believe they have taste because they enjoy critically acclaimed or award-winning films, but they cannot appreciate art that is divisive.
/lit is one of the strangest mixes I have ever seen. There will be threads with 150 straight pseud replies, and other threads with9/10 replies from actual smart, insightful people. Not sure how that even habbens.
>Detective Pikachu
wait what
>people who like things *I* don't like are pseuds!
>*I* am patrician, my taste is OBJECTIVELY CORRECT
>bow before me, peons!
>doesn't watch Babylon 5
>doesn't watch any Star Trek
>doesn't watch any Stargate
>probably doesn't even like watching space documentaries
>likes Star Wars
Fuck all the people like that