What’s your opinion on Dan Bilzerian as an actor??

We're all actors.

How is Mel so buffed at that age?

No nigger he gives out a major insecurity vibe

Hi dan, how are the hookers doing today?

I don’t think that many people know of him

Why is that faggot is the same room as Mel?

Genetics, my dad has arms like that too and he s never worked out

Yea man nobody really knows him

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How many heart attacks has he had now? and how old is he?

He was great in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad

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A beta hiding behind a alpha facade

BASED, go shower zoomers and millies

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>yfw you are so fucking rich that you held a birthday party at a $110 million mansion for your pet alligator and you wear its mothers skin as boots

Absolute KINO

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I've never understood why people want to follow a nigger that just flashes his money all the time. Same thing in rap, why do you want to hear about how much bling a literal nigger has when you struggle to pay the bills?

Who?

Where the fuck did he get all that money anyway?

See insecurity

If someone posts fresh ass on insta, they get a follow, regardless of who it is.

Hi bilzerian

faggot

Fuck you Dan, I take showers when I want, how I want.

hey Dan, what's hanging?

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thats fuckin hilarious he shapes his beard to make it look like that's his jaw

Probably his parents or some con scheme. It doesn’t help that he continues to snowball as he makes more contacts.

he inherited a shitload, but is insecure about it so lies about high stakes poker for some reason

yikes no wonder he always has one

Fake af now fuck off

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he's got some kind of inferiority complex. guy looks like he could have a great satisfying life but is always seeking approval from anons.

Dan is based af and approved by /our/guy

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Dan, dont you have anything better to do?
You’re a faggot.

honest looks like a normal dude that keeps in really good shape
most dudes could attain that level with 10-15 years dedication

Fake af now fuck off

Is Dan based??

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Fake

Absolutely based af BTFO SJW fags

its frustrating my dad is like that too his wrists and hands are twice as mine and he never worked out, meanwhile i look like a fucking joke and to make things even more pathetic im 12cm shorter than him.
Genetic lottery is bullshit

would've been based if joe knew more about him before he got on the podcast so he could've called him out on all the shit he was spewin

Look he is looking for approval

Holy kek

Lmao how isn’t he /our/guy? He BTFO some random nigger with SJW tactics

He's notorious for constantly overcompensating and hiring models to be with him in photographs on his yacht etc. And he helped popularize that squared-off fake-jawline beard all these social media "alphas" get lately.

That’s his (nonwhite?) friend commenting you retards

I love that time he live streamed during the vegas murder spree and was pestering that cop to give him a gun because reasons. Academy Award material.

holy shit, maybe he did manual labor
my dad had a massive arms and shoulders and he never worked out, but he was a trucker
i have big arms and shoulders too but my hands look girly, my wrists are fine tho
how tall are you? no offense but having a manlet son must suck

fuck off Dan, u will never find love or true meaning in life. i feel sorry for u, but then i dont bc u are the apex of douchebaggery.

absolute mad man

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I'd be more interested in seeing him produce movies with all the whores he pays to hang around him.

Hm, I'll give him points for that at least.

>seething incels jealous because they never got a role in lone survivor

Based and redpilled

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u are not my mom Dan

his dad was a financial speculator, you can guess that money comes from ripping off poorfags

He's like a real life Gaston

im 178cm, he worked on construction sites when he was younger then was truck driver later, i believe it gave him muscle mass but no amount of gym would help me get his bone structure his wrists are twice as wide as mine i look like a kid next to him

Hey Dan

Why do I see this guy getting spammed here so much?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/bilzerian/order/asc/

lol they've been doing it since 2014

Why is this literal who considered masculine and worshipped and shilled by fanboys? Shouldn't they love Justin Bieber instead who genuinely exemplifies the virtues of an All Canadian red blooded white man?

Bilz: trust fund babby
Bieb: self-made, earned his money, still puts out hits proving his original success was in large part due to merit

Bilz: basic looking escorts only have sex with him if he pays extra using money from the trust fund daddy set up for him
Bieb: hot women want sex with him backstage just because he is Bieber

Bilz: juices up, now has heart problems and chronic diarrhea and will probably die earlier than his wealthy father
Bieb: ottermode, works out, all natural, no insecurities about his changing appearance as he matures

Bilz: neurotic because he failed to achieve the strength of character of his father from whence all his wealth came
Bieb: actually going his own way, simply woke up one day and decided to be superior, banishing the comforts of a simple life to achieve it

Bilz: fans are multi-level marketing scheme "distributors", gamblers, walter mitties, people who read self-help books, balding men going through a mid-life crisis, people who dream of getting rich with no effort like Bilzerian did
Bieb: fans are giggling popular fashionable young women with pert breasts who developed a deeply engrained fetish for him as teenage girls

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He used to be a king pin. Any coke you did in the last decade was likely brought over by Dans crew. He got out and invested wisely. Pretty alpha.

>trust fund baby
>has failed at everything he’s ever tried to do
>just buys hookers all day
>doesn’t have any real accomplishments of his own

Yea, he’s a fucking loser

insecure as fuck and his "career" was started off his dad's criminal money

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His Daddy

>pic

Absolutely based alpha male Dan, putting the pathetic incel in his place.

Tbqh that was pretty kino.

Hello dan

Didn't this guy PAY to be in a movie?

100% of his money was inherited from his criminal father. That’s right, all of that money wasn’t even obtained rightfully through hard work.

>those filenames

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>he’s a fucking loser
this cope

Yea man he is totally pathetic and depressed. He must probably cry himself to sleep every night. What a poor guy. Look at his sad face, look how depressed he is. Poor, poor Dan.

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You’re even more pathetic for worshipping a trust fund baby who has never earned a thing in his life. He is the Complete opposite of “alpha”

He probably is depressed with all those health problems

>trading stocks isn’t rightfully money

Back to your cage, wagie cagie

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The las vegas shooting video should tell you that this guy is purely and only driven by ego. He is compensating for his youth or whatever.
Women are not the best barometer you can find, Id trust my male instinct over female admiration

>5'8
oh nononono

>health problems

Yea look how sick Bilzerian looks. These abs and those biceps yikes! A REAL healthy American man must look like this right??

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explain? what is wrong with him

Damn how tall is he?

Shit, that girl to his left has some really huge tits.

Are you retarded? He’s on TRT or some other shit

He’s lying about not paying though. He’s paying them even if it’s not directly with money. This is a business opportunity for any of those girls.

>8/10
Kek. I think more people know and might even answer Blaziken than Blizerien. But for real, look at OP’s pic. Women would probably say Mel.

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>stock parking
>rightful money
Why are you so bent on defending bilzerians honor you sad drooling retard?

>as tall as Mel

how will Yea Forums reconcile this ?

>pay a million smackeroos to get a part in a shit military movie
>acting is so bad they cut your part and keep your money

"""""Alpha""""" indeed

Fuck off Dan, no everyone admires you. Most people don’t give a fuck about you hanging out with whores or your gay crocodile.

He’s like a male Kardashian, no talent other than spending money for losers to live vicariously through him.

Same effect as the Kardashians and Paris Hilton before them, spending daddies money to maintain a facade for retards.

literally pushing 170cm

He looks about two inches shorter in OP’s pic

He's a manlet
from what I can see it's stage 4, which is 100% fatal

Dan is literally pushing his 170cm cock in your mothers pussy as we talking now.

Doesn’t he have a pace maker? Dude isn’t even 40 yet....

He def has HPV from unprotected sex.

the guy is a moron with a lot of money that he uses to pay for bullshit and a revolving door of vapid sluts that are mostly just using him for instagram exposure. its not like the guy is some rock star or anything, he just has money with zero talent

>always feel like he is compensating for something
he's a chinlet. His beard is shaved in that gnome-like style to give the illusion of a chad jawline

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What are the 4 stages of manletism?

If that’s compensating then count me in.

>alpha male

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Why don’t you incels post pics of yourself so we can see how people look like that criticize Bilzerian?

he's hardly a chinlet

And don't forget his reply to his own post I don't know what's more pathetic that Dan himself would come here to make people here like him or that some sad Bilzarian fan made this thread

Mel is 175cm

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I wonder who could be behind this post

>Dan is so insecure that he has to defend himself in Yea Forums threads
lmao

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you know who fucked more women than dan and he didn't have to pay for it? gene simmons. think about that for a minute lmao.

>Haha I will call user Dan to disapprove his argument

Yea man I’m obviously Dan and trying to flex on a bunch of incels on a Greek silent movie forum, duh.

cope

heh

DONT WORRY
ILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTER

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Literally looks like an orc

No no man, I’m definitely Dan! You guys caught me there! Instead of working out, shooting guns, traveling the world in my private jet, fucking ransoms hoes etc. That I should defend myself in an Albanian kidney marketplace. Jeez you guys are damn good at exposing me!

He's had two heart attacks as far as I know.

role models and living vicariously

>fucking ransoms hoes
someone call the FBI, this guy is holding women for ransom

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Despite all that you are still insecure and have to shill for yourself

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This has to be a fucking joke

I know you guys are all virgins and think this is heaven on Earth or whatever, but try to think for five seconds about just how fucking annoying hanging around all these useless bitches all day would be

How’s Dan feel about Sneed?

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fucking kekked.

HE is a loser who tries to compensate with money because no one really loves him

looks like he's farting on the bitches

my brother is married to a vapid airhead like one of those retards. i can't deal with being around her for more than 10 minutes because she's so fucking annoying and loud.

Yea I guess you are right guys. I’m totally pathetic and compensating. Look how depressed I look in pic related. Can you guys teach how to stop being pathetic and sad??

-Dan

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based dan the man

Lol Dan isn’t pathetic

No, as soon as you give into hedonistic ways you eventually catch an STD and sex becomes painful and a chore.
Sheen contracted AIDS and Jim Carrey's ex-gf killed herself after she got STDs and was dumped.

Have fun in your own biological personal hell while chugging antibiotics.

>cool chicks you pay to hang out with you

no, he actually pays. even has screenshots of women blowing his money on his instagram.

it's called financial femdom

>imagine being this insecure

You aren’t wrong

He is

Kek

>ears different, eye color different, brow ridge different, hairline different, eye shape different, blemish over right eyebrow on the orc isn't present on dan

Just a couple of vaguely similar features such as the nose and small lips, helped with an incredibly low res picture of dan and a beard to obscure the rest. I can literally sense the seething from the incel who wasted their time making this.

His ears and nose are identical though

How can you say that when the one on the left protrudes outward, and dan's are clearly not pointing towards the back? I'll give you the nose, but the picture posted earlier of him in boot shows this divot on the left side that is clearly present in the more recent ones.

Because the lack of hair in the left photo, and the angle in the right, gives an illusion

>pay women to hang out with you
>they're constantly on their phones
this is somehow worse than paying to be in a movie and then being cut out of it

I would attack him from behind, he would never see me coming.

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This guy lost the genetic lottery

if i remember correctly this is a female to male transgender

Kek, his instagram followers are a bunch of 13 year olds, Arabs, and Indians.

He isn't one

never heard of him till copelets started posting him a year ago

doesn’t he pay women to hang out with him? Chad would get them for free

what an ugly fuck... he definitely needs that beard
also 1488 check’d

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a Chad would never need to pay women to hang out with him. he’s just a rich beta bitch. being rich is nice, but it won’t buy you love.

surround yourself with fake people and all of your emotions are fake as well
he's going to kill himself one day, screencap this

fuck off Dan. stop making threads about yourself here

>making this
they put two pictures next to each other in mspaint and pressed save. are you retarded?

Why did seething incels get this triggered??

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How is living off the money your criminal dad stole alpha?

seething Armenian

His dad was a wolf of Wall Street in the 80's

he’s a insecure, mentality stunted retard. he pays women to hang out around him, runs from shootings and LARPs as a professional gambler

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Remember

youtube.com/watch?v=2Bd3qgLsqJs

In all honesty, it would be less sad if you actually were Dan instead of some loser whiteknighting for this Armenian midget.

>runs from shootings

Dan the man could've saved countless life's if that cop gave him a gun

Not only that, but when he was in the service he tried to enter special forces, was rejected once, gets reassigned but claims injury because he doesn't want to do what he was told to do, THEN he begs and begs for a second chance to enter special forces and fails again. He claims he passed the qualifying twice, but he is such a poisonous person staff saw through his bullshit and failed him. Also his money comes from his criminally brilliant father.

did he just lie and say he was a cop? isn't that a federal crime?

He's a reserve deputy or something in real life.

Does this dude think he's an operator or some shit?

ah ok

Femanon here, when i traveled to vegas i fucked him. Ask me anything.

Mel mogs that twink

based mel makes me feel OK about aging

what a mang

Hey Claire

What’s up Dan? Invite me your secret sex party ok?

>it's never leg day

He was a Navy SEAL in this movie, does that count?

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You are retarded.

>Shooting blindly at night like a retard, while the gun man carries out his massacre
Lies

you know those women are hookers right?

Autistic anons actually believe celebrities and others come defend themselves here.

It's amazing.

Dude I was almost a navy SEAL lmao
My creds though

all women are hookers if you think about it. IG thots will fuck him for his money just like a hooker would. The payment is just indirect rather than direct.

Because the people they envy underline their failures and shortcomings, and the dishonest man refuses to face his problems and deal with them, so, instead, he displaces his anger from the problems to the people who underline them, and try to pretend, to themselves and others, that they hate the people.

In reality, they hate themselves.

>Bilz: basic looking escorts only have sex with him if he pays extra using money from the trust fund daddy set up for him
>Bieb: hot women want sex with him backstage just because he is Bieber

but bieb is superior, agree? so why spam bilz

Oh Dan Blirinilerin, Yeah, I loved him in....and....and also.....!

youtube “celebs” have just as much followers as him. i still don’t know who some of them are

I dun a poo and I need wipin. Err, my nigga.

They gave the pictures a nice white border to make it look clean. They put a modicum of effort into this, and that alone is pathetic. It's fucking clearly not him.

>that profile pic

oh no no no no

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i dont care about neither of them but kind of respect beiber if he actually made money from 0, read vast majority of celebrities you see in tv are only there thanks to connections and rich parents

Anyone else fantasizing about blowing Dan in front of all the hookers while they laugh at you?? Haha that would be crazy haha.

You need help user. This guy is a horrible person who pretends to be tough.

I bet he is hung like a horse though :-)

You still need help user.

Have sex

Have children

A tryhard poser faggot

How to get forearms like that??

t. Dan

hi dan

Yup he fucked her

he's not, there's leaked nudes

How's the Armenian armed forces going dan?

These pictures are so obviously staged. Even actual icons like DiCaprio only keep 3-5 women around at one time, at that point its literally half freeloaders there for booze since Bilzerian has no actual "fame" to absorb. Unless he just pays them directly, which is likely.

DiCaprio actually gets paid instead of paying like Dan. Modeling agencies pay him to party with newer models and be seen with them on social media so they can raise their media exposure and fame.

>they hate themselves
no shit genius.
congratulations on being the lowest tier of psychologist, doing it for free on the internet.

>professional photographer in the background

Yes I actually believe can tell asleep just like that.

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.” The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her. “Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”

>t. never made anything in paint
it takes less than 5 minutes, if that.
the background is white by default and you would need to either change the color yourself or click the option to make the canvas transparent. so either three clicks or two respectively.
then you insert one picture, then the other one. then you resize them, then you crop it to be the size you want.

it’s obviously not him, I’m pretty sure that’s the joke. but don’t act like making that isn’t the lowest possible effort they could’ve expended to mock this guy. I suppose the only way they could’ve gone lower was if they didn’t resize the pics or crop it.

Lucky ass bastard.

Hey Dan

it’s still funny
based leo making the money grubbing famewhores feel like the whores that they are but like to pretend that they’re not

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>Look I'm drinking whiskey and smoking cigars and hanging out with 4 bikini-clad women on a jet with a caption about money or not caring about what people think aren't I so alpha???? I genuinely believe this is what an alpha male is

>483▶
> (You)
>>they hate themselves
>no shit genius.
>congratulations on being the lowest tier of psychologist, doing it for free on the internet.
It hurts when someone pinpoints the truth, doesn't it?

BASED

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mask u sumtin leo

New Vegas 2 looking great

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>listening to MGMT
I DREAM IN STEREO

literally me
>gf prefers being on top

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>being submissive as a male
absolutely pathetic lol

He's not famous irl. 9/10 women wouldn't know who the fuck he is if you asked them

>girl so ravenous for my dick that I barely even have to try to satisfy her
>"submissive"

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I think you mean that your girl barely wants you involved so he can think about Chad because you're so beta lmfao

Wtf I love Dan now

Not true, Hardy is 175cm

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the jews made mel a manlet

i already fucked her like six times

I was telling you that you were right. I try to be honest with myself at least.
but it’s totally based that you’re out here trying to make people feel worse than they already do. you definitely shouldn’t look at your own behavior and ask yourself why you would do that. don’t do that at all, that would be fucking cringe and no fun at all.

i am chad, dweeboid

>my "girl"friend goes on top and becomes the dominant one during sex
>I'm chad
lol no

>Leo is a beta
news to me

>fat
>manlet
>wristlet
>chinlet
>no forearms or muscle mass
yes he's definitely a beta lmao

>not lying there while you get a nut and having her do all the work
have sex, because you clearly never have before

You realize he had two heart attacks right?

fpbp as per usual

He's an inch shorter. Mel is 5'10" and Dan is 5'9"

>1. have large wrists
>2. lift

If you don't have 1, you're fucked

>fresh

let me guess, you're young, relatively sexually inexperienced, and you've only been dating a short while.

>incels
Nah mate. Dan's literally an incel who got money and power, but didn't grow in any other capacity. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl, as they say.

yes yes and no

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how long?

>your

Nah. When you're big all around people don't notice.
t. yolked guy with thin wrists

How much money did you make off him?

Not her, but I'm an actual femanon and you'd have to pay me at least 20k to sleep with that guy.

average people maybe. lifters notice. I lift so I definitely notice my gay ass fucking wrists. You can increase your forearm size but you will never have forearms like those without the bone structure

Unless you made a few thousand or got at least 5-10k legit followers you should kys

Wow you must be really hot

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bonus points for admitting that at the end of the day, you're ultimately a whore

about 8.5 inches

based whore

You're baiting me into appearing narcissistic, I ain't falling for that.
Just being honest. If I knew I could make 20k, was single, and he proposed that, I'd be down. He's hardly the ugliest dude on the planet, just not appealing in any way other than the physical.

Very good bait, well done.

>He's hardly the ugliest dude on the planet, just not appealing in any way other than the physical.
So if he smooth talked you at the bar and flashed his wealth, you probably would fuck him. Fuck off, roastie. Keep your internal monologue to yourself.

thank you for your honesty, based whore

You didn't understand my original post. If I HAD to fuck him, you'd have to pay me at least 20k. Simple as that. Otherwise, there are much better options out there.
I'd rather fuck someone who isn't rich but is attractive to me through their personality/looks/whatever. If being rich is the only thing you have going for you, very few women will actually like you.

"I'd rather" bla bla. Yes, life is your buffet. Point is, if big dick Bilzerian came up to you with wads of 100s you'd fuck him. Stop lying.

>replying to yourself
>trying to save face by claiming that it was obvious bate
LMAO NOPE

There's a lot of guys this is a bullshit thing to say about, but holy shit does he really seem to hold his failure to become a SEAL personally.

That and the people who did pass seem to hate him.

Calm down, Dan.

Would you stupid faggots shut up? I'm not Dan.

>point is
No, you didn't understand the point at all. All I'm saying is, If I had to fuck Dan Bilzerian, he would have to pay me a large some of money, something that normally wouldn't be required of a man.

BUDs pass rates have really gone up in recent years. You should give it another go if you still want it

PFFFFTTT!

Alright, that's pretty based.

He's a manwhore and hardly Alpha, but that ain't a chinlet user.

Who?

What's up Dan?

His dad was an alpha male. Bliz comes off as very insecure and hiding something.

You do know instagram has as many bots as twitter right?

What a cuck

That was hard to watch. How can a man be this cringe?

I'm convinced these posts are actually by Bloatzerian

>No one will notice I'm wearing cowboy boots with shorts like an off duty stripper to add 3" to my height

This is just sad Dan, like honestly it's really sad.

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what a fucking clown

mel gibson, who supposedly hates ALL jews, is BEST FRIENDS with dan blitzeran.
think about that.

what in god's name happened here

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S-Sauce?

I hope so. I legitimately feel sorry for him otherwise. Weightlifting could save him, maybe.

>tfw 6" dicklet
>tfw will never be able to be bottom
Girls have it easy, they can lie down, think of England. We have to be England...

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im 6" and dont have problems

I wouldn't know, I'm a KHV. But dunno, I feel like it's not enough for a woman to ride on, especially with my upwards curve (it's like a boomerang facing my stomach). Positions like the power pose, mating press, the one where you stand upwards, hold her up and power-fuck her seem more suited or at least easier to pull off.

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7.75 inch dicklet here, too. Sucks to be us. The above average now is 10. Unfair, but whatever.

You're a huge faggot, Dan, it shows.
Also, who the fuck are you anyway?

we all do, that's why they call it a lottery.

I know 6" ain't real dicklet territory, I didn't mean to go all porn or whatever. It's just that a porncock would've been easier. Dunno, I've gotten fat (working on slimming down; lost 5kgs the last week or so) and the fatpad makes it seem smaller, since it's 6" bonepressed. Then there's the curve and it doesn't look like all that much. Then you go to /gif/ and there are some monstrous things out there.

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What a man let

i agree with this user. dan is trying too hard to look like he doesnt care how people see him

when it comes to porn, remember that most of the women are around 5 feet tall, and the men are generally 5'5-5'7. They still have big dicks, but they look way bigger than they are because the sense of scale is skewed by the actors heights. An 8" dick on a 6'5 guy isn't going to look nearly as impressive as a 7" dick on a 5'7 guy.

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Yeah, but I'm 6'1"... It comes and goes. Some days I think I'm alright, others I think I'm a freak of nature and will never get to marry, whatever. We'll see, I guess. But I wasn't talking specifically about porn, I was referring to all those amateur vids on /gif/. Some real fucking horsecocks there. And all of them are either straight arrows or downwards curved, so I can't really get a real sense of comparison with mine.

wtf is this, a plane for ants?

>And all of them are either straight arrows or downwards curved
cause they got their ligament cut so they can hang downward

Once I found out he went to my university it made a lot more sense. So many people are south Florida douchebags so it’s pretty on par with things desu

Doesn't that create problems with hardons and the like?

when I was a virgin I never really took into account how heavy even a 120 women is. im 6'1, 190 and have worked out for years. They are still not a light pillow you can swing around like you may fantasize.

not really but it's shit for fucking on missionary or any other position where you face each other

Lel is this a meme?

jared harris is our new /ourguy/ sorry

I guess that's why power pose and the mating press exist. Doggy too. Either way, I'm way too insecure to not work out, so I'll build up strength until that day comes. Or I'll end up like Dennis, who knows...
I don't know. I just know there are some really huge dongers out there, and they're all arrows/downwards, and I can't even compere my somewhat average peenor, creating more angst.

Oh lordy, there's no way he's 5'8", the girls are bearly even wearing heels. Given that the three men are the same height you can assume they're about 5'9-10", Stretch is about 6'5" and the girls are 5'1" to 5'6", Dan must only be 5'5" and I bet he's height maxing

Nah Bill Perkins is one of Dans best friends, hes a half black billionaire fund manager. Hes also incredibly based and likes to banter.

>bearly even wearing heels
every last one of them is wearing heels. bilzerian is a manlet but you don't need to exaggerate. he's taller than the average woman. let him have that much.

steroids for sure, and he's quite short

those pictures where he has 10 women in bikinis in his apartment? Alphas dont hang out with huge groups of women when they're not fucking. Bimbos are annoying as fuck. He puts up with their shit just so he can upload the photos, im sure of it.

>tfw when my gf is 100 lbs.

Feels good man.