If you could remake ONE a movie with an R rating, what would it be?

Event Horizon

it is r rated dummy

Me and the boys

I wouldn't rate it that with the lack of Hell scenes.

Detective Pikachu

lolita

based

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Oldboy

This

Nice. Imagine Judy sucking off the fox guy

a comedy called kinoplex where the incel hero is trying to watch the new capeshit summer hit, but faces many hurdles- like having to pass his aunt off as his girlfriend to avoid the no singles policy, getting raped by a tranny in the showers, and doing a stint in the popcorn mines, paying $300 for a bucket of crab legs only to have them stolen by a flock of falcons, etc. maybe starring Andy Samberg.

based

>The Bill Murray Garfield movies. I know that's two, but they are simply two half of a large, beautiful cinematic tapestry that can out be unbound
>Don't know if a show counts, but Paw Patrol with a TV-M rating would be pretty great too.

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What movie theater has showers?

All the shit that happened in Congo during King Leopold II's reign. I'd do it in the style of Come and See.

Yes. It even has an underground economy for Falcon trading and getting past the mandatory penis inspections.

I hate cars, I once went to a movie threater to watch it and a bunch of niggers laught at me for eating beans

why imagine, it already exist

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You deserve it.
That and Nachos.

based and yiffpilled

It's a painting by Oleg Vdovenko.

>painting

Shrek

this or the original jurassic park

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Alita: Battle Angel
Add a couple nude scenes, a sex scene or two and more swear words.

It doesn't matter what your peabrain wants the movie to be rated. Its already R you fucking retard.

MK / AVP1

I'm really glad you remembered the falcons, that's always been my favorite one. Thanks mate, big lel

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lel, imagine being this new XD

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who are you quoting?