Cast her

Cast her.

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>character designs that can't be made today

in 2 years

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MOMMY

Kristen stewart

Purple waifu from br2049

i love bonbi

Alexandra Daddario.

Some butt slut

Leslie Jones

She's cute, who is it?

>who is it?
bonbi

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This is the Steven Universe girl, not Cortana.

This

What did they mean by this?

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Why does an AI need tits or a belly button?

Naomi Watts, like 20 years ago

Lupita Nyong'o

No, that's a girl cosplaying.

>girl

To make pee pee hard

Makes men listen to what you say.

It was neat to learn that windows 10 has a hidden cortana voice that can be used for text to speech.

They had to appeal to incel gamers.

because men are pigs

wtf i love incel gamers now

It was only 7 years ago as well.

In two years shes gonna hit the wall

Maeve Tomalty

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Yikes

oy.
>In two years shes gonna hit the wall
perfect to play cortana then.

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Real talk, she'd be one of the least offensive nogs to cast. Hell, if they painted her blue and made her up authentically like you could barely tell.

Brie Larson. I wish there was a better choice. Based to imagine Brie being emotionally supportive but she'd do a better job playing a convincing villain/child experimenting mad scientist.

much as I hate every other redesign in Halo 4, Cortana was peak
of course then they went and ruined her in Halo 5 anyway

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>character designs that can't be made today
How would they make it today?

Look at the size of that lass, absolute unit

They've changed the design again for Halo 5 to please the feminists and the gamejournos.

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Isn't that a tranny?

>digital clothes
this is absolutely disgusting

More RAM and a USB slot

is that girl from henry danger?

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anna kendrick

>Yikes
Yikes.

delete

perfect to disney lmao

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You think that because it's what trannies try to emulate

Its not too far off from Mystique.

bump

>thick legs
>beefy feet
Yeah, nothing's topping this Cortana

holy shit, bonbi would need to go eat every day for 2 months at an average american restaurant to become this FAT.

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based

she should desu

>wanting cute girls to become fat

Biel

Mammario

Adrianne Palicki

>she

why would you need a dick, incel

>"John, I've brought you some chicken tendies"

Why do you like this 2 second gif shit? Fucking zoomers

Enji

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happy faggot?

proabably a better choice.

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>hits the wall in the 4th game
women, everyone

t. low test

she's got the thighs for it

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>>character designs that can't be made today
Just like take a person with the body type and paint them blue.

based

I love my wife Cortana! By the way, reminder that Halo 5 is not a thing and doesn't exist.

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Never heard of him.

white don't crack

if you only look into trannies and faggots like you, you won't find this girl, that's for sure.

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this

yeah

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Cortana changes in every entry, stop being a faggot.

Right, they melt LMAO

so cringe dude stop spammin this shit for no reason

You're the faggot, they were on the road to perfection (Halo 4) then they ruined it.

The true choice

footjob dispenser

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>Halo 6
>lewd pre-teen cortana

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Not fully.
She appears as the Halo 4 naked version in the beginning cutscene. Conservative Cortana is what she looks like when she's gone mad.

>I have defied gods and demons. I am your shield; I am your sword.
The Halo 3 announcement trailer still gives me goosebumps. Has it really been 13 years?

youtube.com/watch?v=qyPQDGmJoCk

stop whining like a little bitch faggot. go back to r.e.d.d.i.t if you are not happy.

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Brie Larson or...

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That's the plan, user, and I've become exceedingly good at it.

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You've earned some good Master Chief points.

Incredibly based

Cast him.

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Rob Lowe

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Idris Elba, of course.

Alexandra Daddario

Because her "physical" projection and personality is built from a living person's mind...
...

>digital clothes
First of all, pretty much every AI uses clothes, Cortana is the only canonically whore AI. And second, she's isn't digital in H5 anymore.

>isn't digital
I'm kinda glad I didn't play H5 now, seems like 343 threw the franchise off a cliff.

The multiplayer was fun and they're soft-rebooting campaign so I'm optimistic.