2019... i am forgotten

2019... i am forgotten

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I actually liked it, it was good kino

It was so, so boring.

Ill-humored sun of a gun detected.

i just wish there was more tense stuff like tom waits' part. buster scruggs sucked, liam neeson was predictable and that last part was so absolutely shit

LET ME TELL YOU, BUDDY!

Dadgummit. I really liked the first story. I watched it not knowing anything about it. Just when I started liking it, it changed to a short, boring part, then a long boring part, then I gave up. Maybe I'll give it another shot.

Buster Scruggs was the only decent short in that

Tom Waits story was great, Buster Scruggs was funny but so short it rendered it practically pointless. Liam Neeson story was predictable and repetitive. Saul Rubinek story was a piss poor note to end the movie on - Pretty much represented the movie on the whole, pointless, aimless, meandering

First time?

i liked the prospector story

you just repeated everything said

Ah yes, the whole purgatory symbolism in the last part and that whole dialogue was pointless, aimless, meandering.

I prefer the action-packed exquisite non-boring flicks myself, fellow brainlet fag user

B-BUT WHY DO GUN NO MAKE NOISE?

THERE'S A FASTER GUN

The movie stunk.

Whole thing is great tbqh

The shorts were of wildly varying quality. There were a few when I was just wanting it to end and move to the next one.

What is this?

I hate when faggots make a thread and give no clue of what is it they are talking about. Just a filename would suffice. But no, you need to make it as cryptic as possible because... you presume everyone on this forum would know what movie or series you are talking about even though you only provide a snapshot of the actual thing or some promotional material that doesn't contain the name of said thing.

Why do this? People are not obliged to know what every single thing that exists in the realm of entertainment is when you provide shit all to them. We take shits, we eat, listen to music, go to work, have sex, girlfriends, family, practice sports, lead fulfilling lives. If you don't, that's you problem. But please, provide more information next time you make a thread about something.

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COOL, CLEAR WATER

If you were artistically qualified to discuss this movie then you'd already know what it is.

So out of four stories you waited for 3 to end?

Have sex

just press the google button dumb-dumb

>not knowing The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Incredibly boring and only the first story was good.

>bang boom boom good
>other stuff bad

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>Buster Scruggs
>Tom Waits gold rush
>pure waifu wagon trail
KINO

Struggling to remember the rest

I agree user, the other stuff was terrible only the bang boom boom was good.

>want to like it

>That shitflix production quality destroying any immersion
>had little investment or care for the film at the half way point

>That shitflix production quality destroying any immersion
Explain

netflix have god awful production values, its almost always shot on awful digital cameras, with god awful coloring and cinematography with sets and costumes done by the base line industry entries with no budget.

netflix is the bargin bucket of the industry, they jew out to the max to save as much money because their original productions can barely get off the ground. no netflix product can complete with an actual full budget film by a real production company

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powerful bait

The 1st story was so upbeat and comedic that the other ones kinda suffered

You don't just give the Cohens a flip phone, $5 and a basement and tell them to make a movie. At this point their careers the movie is close to exactly how they wanted it. If anything they didn't take Netflix or it's audience very seriously.

The ending of the first story genuinely made me cry.

Martypilled

if netflix made high quality productions and original movies that rival the releases of the year, and then released this film from the coen brothers, you could easily say it was a conscious decision to make the film look so low quality, low budget and weird, but when everything else made by netflix does, I dont think you can say its a creative decision, rather its a budgetary and skill restraint.

Fag

normally i'd agree if you can't reverse image search the OP to find out the movie
but in this case you can and you only have your own retardation to thank for not being able to figure out what OP is talking about

I liked the one with the woman who suicides because she thinks the indians will get her.

It's an anthology, so the look is going to be inconsistent. You could tell the third story is where the meat was and incidentally it shows.

Could Mr. Pocket have saved the wagon train?

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She was too pure for this world partners.

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because if you don't know what it is you're not wanted here
however if this is bait i would say this man is a welcome cohort to this here board and i am no better a judge of human character than i am a specimen of one

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Surley Joe! (SURELY JOE!)

The Gal Who Got Rattled > All Gold Canyon > The Mortal Remains > Near Algodones > The Ballad of Buster Scruggs > Meal Ticket

>spoon feeding the retard
What's wrong with you?

Nah, you're just a starfucker that accepts anything the media jew broadcasts over your greasy 13" sansui HDTV.

That short made me tear up.

>powerful
(you)

During the entire ordeal I had one thought gnawing away at the back of my head... why does this look like such shit?

Why couldn't I save her bros?

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Probably because the Coens didn't know what they were doing with digital and weren't working with Deakins.

COMIN' OVER YONDER

ALL DAY I FACE THE BARREN WASTES
WITHOUT A TASTE OF WATER
COOL WATER

Goddamn it this bitch is so fucking ugly and also she sould fix her adenoids cuz she disgusts me when she speaks.

Not remotely.
Maybe try Wes Anderson's stuff, might be more your speed.

Cos it fucken gay af nigga
Geek ass trash BOOOOOOOOOORIN
lil baby BITCH flick for fags who want to stroke their brain's baby dick and feel above capeshit
Eat a dick you child fucking pajeets

You should unironically consider browsing reddit or going back to facebook. Maybe this place isn't for you. Or come back when you've hit 18.

She looks better in Monster(2016)

Go back to watching whatever marvel movie disney shits out next.

Jesus Christ you are retarded. Stop posting.

I'm not even saying this on here normally, but you should really go and have sex with another human being

why do you think that user is retarded? i'm not as critical as him but i think it's very evident that netflix film/tv series production quality is not very good. it especially shows when they use green screens

I MET A STRANGER FROM A FAR AND DISTANT LAND

>He doesn't like Ms. Classic

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when was the last time the Coen brothers made a good movie?

2018 user

Based zoomer

The first one was kino and then it went to absolute shit.

It was one of the high points of the Cohen bros career.

MY favourite vignette was actually the gal who got rattled

>buster scruggs sucked
Absolutely fucking wrong you faggot