TIL Americans actually have butter fountains...

TIL Americans actually have butter fountains, and they even have gaurds to keep people from drinking directly out of them.

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not real butter in fact

Who in their right mind puts butter on popcorn? Just put a bit of sugar on it you retarded fat fucks.

kettle corn

Doesn't this make the popcorn damp? Why not just use powdered butter and salt?

Do Americans really eat during their cinema viewing?

the guard and signage are for commercial use, home installations are much more free

most americans don't get a lunch break at work, so most entertainment has eating involved

>Grabbing soggy moist popcorn while you watch a movie and your hands get all nasty without an option to wash them
What the fuck

Of course we have butter fountains at the movies, how else would I get butter for my crabs? It's also a good treat for the hawks.

This image is very relevant with the current climate of the world.

Unironically this
Look all those little bloated belly having nigglets in Africa, they probably eat about 100 calories a day (from cow shit and dirty) and they're dying from obesity with their big bellies
Meanwhile I consume 3k calories of processed meats, high fat food and corn syrup sweets and I have a dad bod

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Amerifats eat during everything. I was at the tennis in Paris the other day and an american woman was shocked no one was eating hot dogs

kek

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>Baked Beans

>Americans actually have butter fountains
True
>they even have gaurds to keep people from drinking directly out of them
Wat

You americans don't mind your fingers being sticky and dirty for god knows how long until you wash them? You seriously don't?

Everyone knows this is fake and made up right? Black Licorice is great but in no universe is it popular

Sorry this is actually just an American hate/obsessed thread. Nobody actually wants to talk about popcorn

>Kraft Cheese slices
>Candy
What the fuck? Is Wisconsin really the cheese meme it's made out to be?

>aquire unneeded calories from sugar
>burn absolutely nothing because sitting on your ass
"But muh it's Mexico that is the most fat country in the world"

one time I was walking through the park across from my university to get to my bus stop and i saw a guy i knew in high school sitting by the fountain and i saw him point to me and overheard him say to this guy he was sitting with that i didnt know "...biggest fag youll ever meet..." and i didnt know what to do so i just looked down and kept walking but anyway this comic gave me serious vibes of that moment in my life

>he doesnt use napkins
>he doesnt wipe his hand on the condensation of his drink

I like processed cheese as much as the next red-blooded american, but I hate that orange crap.

ITT: extreme levels of plebbitry

It’s a terrible candy.

Shut up popcornpleb, you're not fooling anyone

It's also a laxative, not great for movies.

The USA was founded by industrious, freethinking visionaries. Now look at you: Mobility scooters, butter fountains, Dr. Phil and pedophile entrapment shows. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

its not fake

The only thing I'm ashamed of is our tendency toward interventionism. Stay jealous

I'm an American and yes I do feel deeply ashamed. I wish Europe would take over the US and govern us. You guys have a lot more experience.

Thanks brah. Glad you see it that way. Yes, we Europeans are more mature as nation-states.

>soft pretzel
>choice between cheese and mustard

choose wisely

Eating releases dopamines, so the movie you're watching is unconsciously persceived to be better than without. Your unconscious mind will crate a craving to go to cinemas where a dopamine release is anticipated.

You're a slave to neural marketing. This is not somo new age meme word.

You can use napkins but even the wet ones will leave you sticky if you stick your fingers into a melted butter.

>fat bad
>sugar good

>american
>friends and family often eat while in the bathroom.
I know, we are gross :/

>banana laffy taffy
>good'n'plenty
>circus peanuts
>black licorice
gonna need some proof

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yellow mustard or brown mustard? this will directly influence my choice.

North Dakota here. Can confirm baked beans are delicious. If you're friends with the staff you can get them to warm your bowl up in the pizza carousel.

I live in a big city and some cinemas have special Napkins to put on your legs like in restaurants so you dont spill or drop anything on your pants and stain them.
For really good movies me and my friends used to skill eating during the day to get to the movie while really hungry.

No it isn’t. It literally isn’t sweet at all.

tfw popcorn used to use tasty palm oil but literal vegan terrorists complained at the saturated fat and made them switch to hydrogenated basedbean oil

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>is used to so much sugar in his diet he cant feel the milder sweetness of popcorn

Depends on where you live. Here in Burgerland popcorn isn't sweet, but in Yuropoor it's sweet and closer to Kettle Corn.

>he doesnt take in sandwich and soda to pass the time while taking a dump.
Its boring otherwise.

>provincial euro doesn't know about different styles of popcorn

brown

>paying to go to a theater instead of watching a free stream
do Americans really do this?

>lol just put literal poison on your food bro lol

kek i hope this actually happened

>order a large milkshake
>pour a long string of melted butter into it and half my bag of M&Ms
have to run at least 7ks to break even but it's so worth it

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It's §oybean oil in fact

I just get the pizza delivery guy to get me a medium pan pepperone.

Why all americans are so fat and stupid?

THESE NIGGAS EATIN BEANS

Why all non-Americans are so jealous and triggered by our success?

>Why all non-Americans are so jealous and triggered by our success?

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you’re just supposed to pour a little and then shake the bag, my man. I mean some monsters glaze it, but unless you are your hands aren’t that greasy

Oh wow, this cherry-picked photo sure showed me. Europe doesn't have an obesity problem at all, oh wait

AYO

>posts a Canadian

Obesity is seen as an illness around here that needs to be treated, while in America it's against the law to say anything bad about a fat subhuman and is even supported.
You won't see fat people scooters in supermarkets in any European country.

It did happen
And this is a woman who has actually been abroad so is likely more civilised than the average

>it's against the law to say anything bad
Haha look at this yuropoor projecting. Here in the US we have something called free speech, which doesn't exist in your shithole country. Try posting an anti-muslim comment on Fakebook and see how long it takes before your local constabulary shows up at your house

The Queen (many blessings of Allah be upon her) help you if you misgender xomeone.

my based CT and eatin' natures candy

>TIL
Die reddit fag

Absolutely blessed based post. M&Ms belong on popcorn and youre a pleb if you dont do this

>Maine
>Buncha Crunch
the fuck? I have never seen anyone with that shit in my life besides me when I go to a Family Dollar for the theaters. It’s the only places that sells it.

why would any sane person willingly sit in an enclosed room full of strangers (who statistically atleast 50% of are fat) eating the most gass producing food imaginable?

you’d see it more often in the 90s

I'm sorry your country can only allocate theaters with low ceilings and no ventilation.

>the thread about D-Day is deleted but the American hate thread stays up

what did the mod mean by this

there are places in the world were people abstain from over-using electronics to lessen their individual so called "carbon footprint". a futile gesture, some will argue, but never the less an honorable one. americans on the other hand use what i assume are industrial strenght fans and ventilation systems to be able to gorge on beans without having to walow in eachothers putrid gasses. they do this because it's "normal".

Modesty is for people who can't do better.

>not cooking a giant paella at the front that anyone can go down to grab a plate of if they get hungry
american cinemas are fucking nasty

thinkin about them beans

>flavored coconut oil fountains
get your facts straight
and the guards are only there for show, i hardly see them beat patrons

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>Oi! Stop right there and show us yer tv license!
Imagine having to be licensed to watch tv.

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and who the fuck eats dumdums at the movies? or candy dots?
they dont even sell those things at the kinoplex.

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