Uh, apparently it's the mammal, right, that's got...sort of the pointiest eyes

>Uh, apparently it's the mammal, right, that's got...sort of the pointiest eyes
>Eyes that pop out of their head
Steve

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play a fucking record

something's said

mad innit

the flea can jump over the london eye

I love these threads.

we’re running out of noises, aren’t we?

das weird innit

he could be your brother

Head like a fuckin orange

a don like avin me ead squoze

He still never answered who he would save off the sinking ship, Ricky or Steve

TO COME BACK AROUND

so I saw this little fella, little midge. thot I might bash his ead' in, are you in?

she ad... a fawlty toothe

Underrated

>little gang o.. little gang!
The bit where Karl finally laughs is the greatest moment from all XFM, so fucking funny and lovable

Whoops
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I get the sense that he's not that close to Steve but on the other hand he would like nothing more than to be free of Ricky's grip forever so on the balance of things, probably Steve

Which one of these is Rickydiculous?

>There are more moves in a game of chess than there are particles in the universe.
>You can't get any colder than liquid nitrogen.
>The Honey Badger has got skin so loose, that if you grabbed it by the neck it could come away from its skin, turn around, and bite you out of its anus.

>Right, so in china, because it such a big country, and there's so many of them running about about now a days-

>so many of WHAT

>you know, chinese fellas
>anyway, because of better healthcare and living longer and what have you, they havn't got enough doctors to go around
>so this one fella in the city-

>WHICH city

>I think it was somewhere in Shandong Provience

>oh of course, the large ancient historical city of DONG, you're an idiot.

>So this fella says, right we haven't got enough people to do the job, what's next best thing to a human?
>And its got to be something that you know like, is used to doing a bit of graft with its hands, carrying things, picking things up, inspecting them.
>So they've hired the groups of monkeys to carry sick people to the hospital

>DONT. TALK. SHIT.

>Its all right there, Qilu Evening News, and they've even designed them uniforms

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>People are thumpin' other people all the time, no one bats an eyelid. Thump a monkey, people go, "You thumped a monkey."

mental innit?

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stealth midge thread?
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John has a long moustache