/wdg/ Warwick Davis General

I bet I could wear one of those gloves that go up to your elbow, then shove my hand so far up his ass it comes out of his mouth.

For me, I'd put Warwick in the Sharpshooter

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Lel

>play a goblin
>marry a goblin
>give birth to goblin children
Method actor.

AHHHHH NOOO STOP user MY SKULL AHH THE PRESSURE

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Midge

midge

I want to put him in a tumble dryer and leave it on for an hour. His frail body will slowly mangle and disfigure. Hilariously undersized bones breaking, toddler-like organs hemorrhaging, his ratty voice wailing for mercy.

A man can dream.

sides lost

Definitely buys childrens shoes. Imagine how humiliating that must be

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We should tie him to s rocket and fire him into space.

youtube.com/watch?v=zULauw4uRA8&t=47s

The fact that he could be at a playground and get bullied by kids is priceless to me. He'd try and act like a grown 'man' but the kids would shove him aside like a child.
I wonder how he could possibly go home and look his wife in the eye after a humiliation like that.

its just something about handicapped people that flusters me, the sight of their pathetic burden body makes me want to punch them to death.

He used to be self-deprecating and helped bring us one of the best comedy kino scenes of all time, what the fuck happened?

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Is it cruel and selfish to pass along your genes if you're a midge, or do they deserve the chance to procreate, as well?

I hope you're all aware I've just emailed your details to the cyber crime department. I have all of your addresses and you can expect a visit from your local police shortly.

i've been wondering about this myself but i think i lean more on the side of it being cruel.
i mean, warwick found happiness and success but what are the chances of his midge kids experiencing the same? pretty low i bet. he's basically dooming another human being to 40 years of suffering (or however long midgets live)

Its down right cruel
Backtrace dads on the job Lel

It is not about the size but all the medical complications many little people have, every step looks like pain why would they do that to their kids

His hands are normal size and his feet are probably near normal size

I'd like to see him as the wizard in a none sex role for a Dark Crystal Parody but who would play the gelfling girl

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The star, 48, and his wife Samantha's first children Lloyd and George inherited two forms of dwarfism from their parents, which proved fatal to the babies.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5892405/Star-Wars-actor-Warwick-Davis-reveals-heartbreak-death-two-children.html

dailymotion.com/video/xylhw

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YOU DUN GOOFED

I don’t get it. Clearly this guy is a piece of shit, but I clicked the link and read the comments and saw that everyone had nice things to say about him. How the fuck could someone rationalize his behavior?

PLEASE have sex. You SEETHING incels are starting to frighten me

>We are no longer accepting comments in this article

Pretty sure they just deleted every eational comment

Go to bed Warwick, you fucking midge

Useless fact some dwarves have the bone muscle ratio of a weight lifter, heavy line football player, wrestler and neanderthal

not davis though

People keep sending me dwarf porn. I'm not into dwarves just really really short women of normal proportions and pigtails

not Davis but that is why they can handle wrestling and circus stuff they are stronger than their height would suggest

>Spreading deseases and deformities is ok

Lose sex think rationally

Means nothing when your weight is

has she done porn ?

not yet but soon hopefully

lil midge cunt

Just google

Tiny Tasia Rodney

Back Room Casting Couch Olivia Glasses

He makes Kino

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He's still going

What's his end game?

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I'm a 4 Chan veteran, I'm also 3'7" and 43 years of age. I have a normal sized wife and normal sized children, the eldest is about to graduate with honors.

I get it, Yea Forums is edgy and 4 Chan is alternative. I get it.

But this hate filled venomous hate speech has to stop. STOP IT NOW. Otherwise you're no better than the racist while supremacists on Pol or the trap/loli fags on b.

This is Yea Forums, have some decorum for God's sake.

I may be a little person but believe me my cock is bigger than yours.

what? did they slip between the couch cushions or something?

2 Brock Lesnars in full plate armor with unlimited stamina

VS

a thousand Warwick's. Who wins?

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Too many unknowns here. Do the Warwicks have time to plan or are they all just spawned in the stadium, horrified by the roars of the crowd and the absurdity of seeing one thousand clones of themselves? Do they immediately know the situation and hivemind a strategy to topple the behemoths? How many have to fall before they realize what's happening and decide they have to fight to survive? The Brocks would need no explanation and instinctively be driven into a homicidal rage seeing an ocean of midges as any natural human being would.

The midge horde would use the honey bee method of killing invading hornets; they surround the target and kill it by roasting them to death with their own body heat.
That armour would be nothing more than an oven.

Honestly the Warwicks. Plate armor would slow Brock down

my gf buys children size sometimes because he feet are so small. They're cheaper.

Plate armor doesn't slow you down. You are still capable of running and fighting. This is a major historical inaccuracy movies and shows get wrong all the time.

Does she buy saddle shoes or Mary Janes then do you buy her little sun dresses and hair ribbons like a real man would

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Hmmm might need to see some feet pics to verify your story here

>I wonder how he could possibly go home and look his wife in the eye after a humiliation like that.

He probably uses a ladder

I want to launch a chemical, Biological AND strategic nuclear strike on Warwick Davis, his entire extended familly, employers, and accomplices. there's no way we can let this disgusting fucker continue to pollute the Earth and ruin it for the rest of us.

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>tfw she doesn't have DMs open
can't even send her a dick pic

Based

fucking hell

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"Ser Yea Forums, have they informed you as to the identity of the masked man who stands before you?"

"Some fucking midge."

"I am the famous actor of Warwick Davis.... Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking shit-pile of a city?"

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I hate midgets so god damn much. When I'm in power they will be the first to hang.

I'd like to shove Warwick Davis up a fighter jet's ass and drop him like a bomb on Iran. I mean, it wouldn't accomplish anything but it would be fucking hilarious.

I would love to take that fucking MIDGE and force him in to a jar. I'd strip him naked, lube his little deformed body up with butter and smile with glee as i put my whole body weight on to his little retard midget skull and slide him in to his new home. I'd hear his little toothpick bones snap and crackle as he cries in pain, just barely fitting in with all of his limbs flailed about in unatural positions. Then i'd put the lid on and put my new ornament on my mantle piece for all to see.

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Fucking talentless midge, all he plays are meme stereotype roles about his height. The fact he considers himself to have played a major role in Star Wars is quite frankly embarrassing.

NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO.

>protip: you can't.

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>the phonecall that saved Yea Forums

I really don't understand all the hate for Warwick Davis. He's a talented actor who always makes time for his fans.

Are you just jealous that he's overcome more adversity than any of you have ever faced in your lives and made a great success of himself?

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you edgy little cunt

Dwarves have short lifespans

What has he done to offend everyone?
And what scene?
i.e. I am totally fucking clueless

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his normal sized head freaks me out so much

Who you calling shorty?

I want to stomp on his knees and force him to watch me bang his midge wife

He makes his own shoes

Based and redpilled

>I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I’d be approached by somebody - I’m ashamed to say that - and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some midge bastard would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could kill him.

How I would love to have Warwick trapped inside a small little room just under ground inside the elephant habitat at the zoo. His subterranean prison would have a grate for a ceiling that opens up right beneath where the elephants eat. I'd stuff the elephants with fiber rich foods and plenty of water. Little Warwick would be just slightly uncomfortable at first, maybe a bit hot or dirty. But as the elephants consume, you'd just see this grim look on his face. A few hours later and the elephants and dropping midge sized shits on top of his cell. It would be like an avalanche to a midget. Just masses upon masses of raw fecal matter pouring into his cell. He'd try to dodge it for a bit, but soon would be forced to stand on the shit as his cell fills up. Liquid shits, solid shits - the elephants can't stop. Soon, he's being pressed against the top of his cell among the grate as feces has completely filled his cell. His little face caked in crap. He's being crushed between the poo and the bars, grasping for air. And just when he's caught his breath, a bull let's out a huge trumpet before positioning his anus over Warwick's little, smashed face. And the shit just pours out, suffocating the midge out of his sad excuse of a life.

Considering the miscarriages, I'd definitely say cruel

Cruel. They should be sterilised, or even better euthanised.

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its just memes, not serious

he deserves it for being so sensitive

do you think his parents wish they'd had an abortion

>no better than the racist while supremacists on Pol
Well obviously not. Can be better than a based comprehender of facts
>my cock is bigger than yours
False perspecive, Warwick.

I wonder what would make me more bitter, being a midget or having such a shit name.

The Warwicks. They'd swarm them then piss in the armour, drowning them. That or use the ewok tactics they learned in the return of the jedi.

>He's a talented actor
My sides.

some post the sleeping in a matchbox copypasta

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

>this cat is longer than you
based karl pioneered midgeposting to the midge's own face

based

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Why is it that I can't even take Warwick Davis seriously but still think Johnny Eck was cool as fuck? I mean, Eck was even more of a midge since he didn't even have a lower half.

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more like this pls

I want to lock this vile little goblin in a led-lined chamber and drop a sizeable lump of uranium-238 in it for an hour or so. I want to watch his body haemorrhage and bleed over the next couple of days as he vomits profusely and shits his child-sized trousers full of bloody, piping hot diarrhoea. As he looks up at me with his beady eyes he begs for mercy in a pathetic wheezy squeak. I look at his burned, hairless body, covered in necrotic flesh and laugh, then walk away and let this demonic little imp expire.

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FAKKKKIN MIDGE CUNT

I love how the Warwicks are lifted from the Auschwitz pic. It just somehow completes this image.

warwick is a pussy and they all would run away as the 2 brocks stomp on them.

its a meme born from the combination of several factors:
1) the hilarious autistic pasta of a deranged user with a vitriolic hatred of warwick
2) the inherent hilarity of watching a midge do anything, especially watching a midge suffer
3) the assblasted rustled jimmies of warwick himself threatening to sue Yea Forums because of the aforementioned pasta acting as a further accelerant to the meme burn

its not that he isnt talented its his attitude. and then after his tweet it blew up.

This is so tedious I actually fell asleep for a minute

just imagine brock laying out the midge with a gauntlet on. he turned frank mirs face into hamburger without a gauntlet, shit would be insanely kino.

And it still really hasn’t taken off. Even after all that. What’s wrong with is anons? Why can’t we meme anymore?

The fact that we live in a time where leaping strides and advances in VR technology and adaptive, learning AI mean that within our lifetimes, there is a strong possibility of any one of us being able to experience these scenarios first hand.

Imagine being there as the armed and armored Brocks just tear through the midge horde, the feel of the droplets of midge blood splattering on your face every time a warwick gets decapitated, the sounds of laughing Brocks and wailing midges. Absolute perfection.

It gives me hope for the future.

This just feels like you’re trying way too hard.

Little people usually don't last for very long

How much time does he have left?

my fucking sides,
can someone post the pasta?

t. warwick

>"midget" is offensive
>"little person" isn't
I don't get it, the latter has an actual dimunitive word in it, the former only through connotation, like Hobbit or Dwarf. I'd feel humiliated if people called me "little" all the time.

Why not "vertically challenged"?

Midge

it's offensive because it has a sad history of being used to describe midgets, much like blacks run their way through any polite nomenclature within about a decade

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>warwick davis has fans
wut

Don't little people have someone else to look up to? LIke pic related.

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I think he's quite a charming and talented fellow actually

based

alot of terms become offensive overtime and a new word is picked. example:retarded was replaced my moron which was then replaced by mentally challenged.

fucking kek

I like Warwick but Jesus he needs to take this shit on the chin

/our/guy

She's a dwarf too.

t. warwick

>be me with the lads on a friday evenin'
>talkin about football s'all good wid da world
>see sumfin in the cornah of me eye
>"BLIMEY LOOK THERE, JOHN, IT'S A MIDGE!!"
>the lads we all start runnin towards this fuckin' midge, right?
>we' 'avin' a right laff
>"MIDGE MIDGE MIDGE MIDGE!"
>'is tiny feet were running like a mad man!
>we caught 'im and kicked 'is arse, god save the queen

Feels good man

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Warwick, we's in trouble now. The big man says yes, yes you guilty. Oh, Warwick. You fucked up. Got your little stinkin peepee out. Every one else knocked out, you the only one live in the house.

I wanna strap a bunch of bottle rockets to Warwick Davis and see how many it takes to get liftoff.

why did he pass his genes to his kids, is he trying to breed a dwarf master race

God I wish I could do this to Warwick Davis.

He'd probably die of alcohol poisoning from a pint kek.

*arm spans

nah he makes them himself in a little gnome workshop

Jesus Christ my sides

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*knock at the bottom of the door.

HOLY BASE

You still tire faster you fucking imbecile. And endurance is way more important in this scenario.

Brock would just have to pick up one Warwick Davis and rip its head off to make the other 999 run away in fear.
If they did not run, Brock would rip the heads off every individual midge like they were chickens, Brock was raised as a farm boy after all.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Midge detected

Well then the guys with unlimited stamina wins.

Seconding this, I've never seen it

Has anyone ever seen an old dwarf, say over the age of 60?

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They hang out with all the Obese Seniors

This is amazing. Movie adaptation when?

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My girlfriend is only 4'3 and these threads are fucking starting to make me triggered. Midgets are fucking normal human beings - why should they be bullied?

For the record my girlfriend used to love this website but now she fucking cries every night because of some of the awful posts about Wawrick. Last night she fucking saw me using the washing machine and she thought the socks I was putting in had pictures of her in (they didn't, they were pictures of rats) and started crying that I 'wanted to put her in the washing machine like those guys on tv'. She fucking hates being bullied in such a vile way and I can't calm her down. Its probably going to be the end of our relationship.

8 fucking years and I'd just managed to get by without offending her and had managed to protect her from being a midget, it was something that never even came up in conversation. But now its all she fucking thinks about, all day, everyday, she just weeps and cries about how short she is and how I want to hurt her. I work on a fucking building site, but she has told me I'm not allowed to have steel toe cap boots 'in case Yea Forums makes me want to kick her in the head like in those posts about Wawrick Davis'. Its not fucking funny when real people are getting hurt.

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Deep Roy must be getting on a bit now.

pedo

>My girlfriend is only 4'3

Lucky

Your midge wife fucks black guys, cuckold boi.

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I have the chance to fuck a midget BUT it is FTM, should I go full degenerate and do it?

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Does acknowledging state sponsored replacement schemes count as being a white supremisist now?

Most of the time it's cruel and selfish enough even for normal people

>tfw 5'3"
h-haha fucken manlets...

Kill yourself midge. I know you can't climb high enough to hang yourself. I know your hands are too tiny to hold and fire a gun. I know pills don't fit in your contemptible wee little mouth. But figure something out and end it.

thoughts?

Pretty degenerate desu

shes getting up there
youtu.be/IoZey6cEGIw

Brock would just pick up the first Warwick to reach him and use it as a club to beat down every subsequent Warwick. And when the first club Warwick is reduced to a glob of boney gore too slippery to hold onto Brock will just grab another and repeat the process. Warwick is a weapon to be used against himself.

if she keeps whining about being a midge just kick her in the head, lock her in your basement and starve her

It's the only way user

Is it completely acceptable to pursue Annabelle Davis if I find her attractive? Or would it freak her family out?

Its pretty easy to make time for the 4 or 5 people who genuinely like your work Mr. Davis.

Would you even be able to cross his stubby little legs?

Karl is the greatest philosopher of our time

>My girlfriend is only 4'3
so shes a tall latina?

I mean its still a girl I guess, does she have the fake nightmare weiner?

Sauce on this vid? She looks like Chloe sevigny

no but a tiny neck beard
it's also 4'8 and only does anal and oral
gonna do it I think

I AM GOING TO EXECUTE THIS LITTLE FUCKING FREAK

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Pussy

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He looks like he deserves nothing but pain and misery.

Hello,

could anyone direct me to the complaints department of Yea Forums?

Davis should come here with a trip and start talking shit back.

He'd be utterly defenseless if you saw him waddling about and just grabbed him by the feet and started swinging him around.
I need this to happen.
Imagine his little midge screams lel.

WE WAS OURSELVES IN MIDGES BLOOD AND ALL THE HOBBITS TOO

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Hey, not saying anyone should do this, but there have to be some light commercial drones that can just snatch him up and carry him away, haha

I'd love to stick Warwick's head in a moderate sized subwoofer and blow his ear drums out after playing bass boosted screams of his children being flayed and dismembered, it'll be the last thing he ever hears and reverberate in his mind. Fortunately for him that would not be for long because as he falls out of the subwoofer and sits in a daze from shock he would not be aware of the growls from the hungry pitbulls I just let loose.

>SO LONG GAY MIDGE

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They are feeding off of their dead, it practically says it right there. What the fuck is wrong with this world?

He is an ill made, spiteful little creature. Full of envy, lust and low cunning. Men's laws give him the right to reproduce and force his suffering unto others. And to make me suffer further the jannies have condemned me to watch him waddle about, while I hold silence on his aberrations from nature. But neither mods nor jannies will compel me to let Warwick turn Yea Forums into his own fan forum. Now go, and speak no more about his rights to reproduce. And one more thing - the next kid he tries to have I'll abort personally.

Poor bait, faggot.

Kek that fucking last line.

>>she thought there were pictures of her on the socks
>They were pictures of rats
>Not allowed to have steel toed boots in case Yea Forums convinces you to kick her in the head
Absolutely fucking kino

...

>Warwick
>War
Truly a man at war with himself.

GTA V mod that turns all pedestrians into Warwick Davis?

kek

Only if you offer up a midge in sacrifice.

Criminally underrated.
shortlisted for best post in the thread

>honors

>that he's overcome more adversity than any of you have ever faced in your lives and made a great success of himself?
He's had sex, I haven't. Being an incel is far worse than being a midge, I mean shit, he and his wife probably put aside all their differences because they're one of the only few midges in England and said fuck it, let's not be lonely and have a few abominations. Not gonna find a lot of femcels anytime soon.

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underrated.

>he's overcome
Well he does need to crawl up a lot of stuff

sides blown Lel

>when your best friend is under 6ft

Cheers for posting.
I'm using my hacker skills to find you, and I'm going to fuck your midge gf and kick her with asteel toecap boot into a washing machine.
I'm going to stuff that cunt deep in her miniscule molecular puss, and stuff skyscraper sized cardigans all around her so she's held firmly in the machine, then I can just stand there completely still with my dick in her singularity as the washing machine rotates her like a fucking fleshlight for ants.

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>Roman Coliseum
>You get one complete set of historical armour of your choosing (historical only, no sci-fi /mech stuff)
>You get one weapon, from 500AD or earlier
>Every 5 seconds a naked, unarmed, feral Warwick Davis clone comes screaming at you
>There is an endless supply of clones, they just keep coming until you are overwhelmed
How many do you think you could take down until they got the better of you?

Is there such a thing as a congo pigmy dwarf? Would it still be taller than troyer?

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People tend to think that people with really bad illnesses/conditions can't also be massive cunts

He's still self-deprecating
If you can't see the difference between that stuff and vivid fantasies of torturing and killing the guy, I don't know what to say

Karl and Ricky both despise the tiny fucking Hampstead Heath Cunt

Classic kino

I choose a single spear. That things basically a mile long death stick for lil Warwick.

Kek

Would you do this FTM?(no weiner here)

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Kek, I wrote the Alexander pasta part of this letter. Warwick pls don't sue me.

LEL you're not in England. He can't do shit

>that fucking letter
My sides have left fucking orbit

its gonna be funny when they look back and regret having jump on this trans fad

>sincerely, /r/television

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>squared-off toe shoes
Dropped so hard. Yuck. Get me the fuck off this ride. Stop wearing those types of dress shoes.

We need more cleitus and alexander posting

I would worship that goblin pussy so boggy and silky mmm hmm goddamn I bet it tastes like Willy Wonka Taffy fuck I'm so horny just thinking about her reaching those Go Go Gadget Normal Sized Arms around my body into my asshole as she blows me standing fuuuuuuuuuuck.

For me, it's Wee man

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he actually looks like a giant next to verne, holy shit

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Wee Man is the most alpha midge out there. Dude lives in a van just driving from beach to beach skating wherever visiting whoever.

A pornstar could probably insert verne into her bum

>that poem
I cant breathe

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wait a beard? jesus christ user no, fuck no.

Two Brock Lesnars beat 1000 midges on their own! Did you conquer Warwick on your own?

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Would you punch her, Yea Forums?

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STARVE HIM

This is art

He was on a cooking show and he was a picky eater complaining about meat attached to bone. Tell me that is not worth loathing.

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the spear would evenually get caught up in the ribs, honestly a good sized pipe would work fine, and no armor, it isnt needed and would make you tired. just swing the pipe twice every 5 seconds. once in the body so you dont miss and then come down on the head and repeat.
she hasnt done any of the hormones or surgeries so why not I guess.

I wouldn't really need armor, but I'd take a polearm (of course)
The best strategy is to put your back against a wall and just impale/chop/bash each one as it comes. Each individual one shouldn't take much effort, as the polearm is known for its speed as much as its reach. Really it would be a simple matter of how long till I'm too exhausted to use the polearm. Considering this is a life or death scenario, I'll give myself 4 hours, or 240 minutes, or 14,400 seconds, by .2 midge per second yields 2,880 dead Warwicks.
I am not in the best of shape. Were I still in shape I'm sure I could put another two hours on there (another 1,440 dead Warwicks)
Although this brings up a better question, if I am near the wall of the Colosseum, then after the first couple of hours I should be surrounded by a wall of midge corpses at least a few feet high, making it much harder for the warwicks to get to me. Considering their small limbs and frail hearts, it's entirely possible that climbing over a massive bulwark of slippery midge corpses would cause their little hearts to go out, or else for them to slip and fall to their deaths, so that I would no longer be required to actually exert constant force to actually kill them, and considering their blood and meat, I have a large supply of food and drink. I
Taking this into account, it is entirely plausible that I could either outlast the entire Warwick hoard until their spawn point becomes lost under the crushing weight of dead midges so that they all spawn dead. At that point all I have to do is wait until the midgevator raises me up out of the Colliseum to my freedom and eternal glory.

Can she feel dick down there?

I would choose a mace and some plate armor, I think I could take around 100 before exhaustion overcomes me

what i would do would be alot darker user. sexually.

No, but she can get pregnant.

Where would he get all the materials from though? And how would he know if he was infringing on some copyrighted shoe's design that he had made by chance?

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Jethuth Cwith I'm dying

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id go naked and just use a gladius, its a short sword so to warwick it might as well be a greatsword, but its light and wouldnt tire me out. i reckon i could kill at least a few hundred of them.
can she feel dick in her mouth?

He’s doing the right thing

Kek well done