Black Mirror

It ain't gay if it's asian, baby.

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Kill yourself faggot scum

Wouldn't bang my bros, but would opt for fucking the millions of randos online.

It ain't gay if ain't gay

Fucking rights I would

Kill yourself faggot scum

have virtual sex

No why the fuck would you bother to ruin a perfectly fine computer-waifu by putting a human into it?

And why did a mainstream 2D-Fighter turn into a porno game? Are all VR-games in the future porno-games?

I'm halfway through the episode. Is the clone Ryu player even gay? Through his view he is having sex with an attractive woman

checked and kek'd

im a girl and I would be the ninja dude or asuma dude or w/e just a total demon
fuck your nerdy manpussy
fuck you geek dykes

>Are all VR-games in the future porno-games?
yes.

Would you be the guy or the girl?

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I wanna know what that dick does

I would try both.

only if female is biological female.

what does it DO

You already know

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Anyone who wouldn't try both is full smooth brain.

>game comes out
>five minutes later some guy is raping some kid playing the game
This is exactly what would happen
Why would they program in working sex organs?
Seems unnecessary for a fighting game

Asset flip, didn't bother.

I would choose furries last but pick lance first
I am grill

Unnescessary?

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what mod is this?

well obviously kids wouldnt be allowed to play VR games if they worked like they do in that world.

Sony PS triple not even once

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I really need to get laid bros. This episode is hard to watch because I haven't had the pleasure of a woman interacting with me in a sexual manner.

with randoms or girls, as the male character - yes
anything else is fucking gay

No wonder I jacked it so hard.

Yes. All I want is to have sex.

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>Watched the ending of this episode
>This """man""" is letting another human male in the real world fuck his wife
>it's supposed to be a """fair""" trade since he gets to experience VR sex
2019 everyone
1/10, ruined the episode. Who's pushing this cuck shit?

cute Asian waifu>roastie black sheboon

It's not as if I haven't erped dudes in goldshire, if what im doing is functionally fucking something in a virtual world I don't give a shit

I'm attracted to Asian women. Vina Sky is my favorite.

id assume a replay system is present and spectating each player is an option

I mean I guess, but that's YOUR wife. The mother of your children. And you let Tyrone nut in her while you mentally jack off to your hentai? Then she's going to come home at night after receiving his cum in her mouth and kiss you with the same mouth that sucked his dick. If a woman ever did that to me she is getting stoned.

Nah son.

imagine being the actor in this scene

Serious question, is this guy's physique achievable naturally? I mean he isn't that big, but everyone's on something nowadays so I dont' know anymore

Of course

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That's the problem I had

Tbh, the VR is as good.

And it's better for both than being stuck in a boring marriage

if you are referring to the sissy hypno shit that has been around for awhile on /gif/, that is mostly a straight male fantasy, not discord tranny stuff, especially since it predates discord by some time

this

>tfw you are 42% body fat and have 70-80 lbs to lose so even when you eventually lose the weight you will have lose skin and stretchmarks that will forever prevent you from looking like that
I blame my parents for raising me with poor dietary habits

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Yes, of course.

Why would you want to stay natural? Get on tren

Haha, classic american

It would depend quite a bit on genetics, but should absolutely be doable with the right diet and training regiment. And flattering lighting of course.

The VR probably feels better, but in the end it's virtual reality. it's like really intense porn. This dude is literally letting a whole other nigga bone his wife in the real 3D world. His non-virtual semen is probably in his wife's vagina right now making Tyrone's kid which he will no doubt raise out of guilt, solidfying his position as a cuck.

That's unironically disgusting and shame on the media for promoting this filth

>Blaming your parents for providing you an abundance of calories and not realizing you could say no to a doughnut or two along the way
Kys fatty. Your mental disease needs to be removed from the gene pool.

Im thinkin its a half life 2 nude mod for alyx vance. Prolly many by now... This says 2015 but I remember nude modding it way way back maybe even a decade now. fml

>t. some white middle class suburban shit head who was raised by a stay at home mom that raised him on chicken breast and kale
Fuck off

I hate this picture so much. His eyes are completely blank. He looks like an idiot.

only if there is a futa

>"I blame my parents for raising me with poor dietary habits"
>"Haha you were fed lean meat and vegetables instead of the junk food and sugary snacks I was"
You mental disease is even worse than I originally thought. Please proceed to get a knife and jam it right into your neck as quickly as possible. The human race depends on it.

Studies have shown that close to 100% of married women have an affair. That's just reality.

Based and Redpilled.

It would be the only way I'd ever have sex. Nobody would want me in real life, so I'd just live in the game.

and that's a good thing

Do they nut IRL?

It's fakefactory, have you anons been living under a rock for the last decade and a half?

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yes

>they don’t even try to make it look at all real
He looks like his cock would be entering her somewhere above her tailbone.

Men are wired to enjoy fucking with whomever.
It's just bros being bros.

No they don’t but thinking they do helps you COPE if you can’t have sex

damn I wanna fuck those sexy pokemon so bad

If I found a white silky goddess like that in real life I would fuck the shit out of her. That bony face, pure beauty

newest season is pure shit. wtf happened?

Of course I'll pick the loli and be Yea Forums's personal toilet.

It's miles better than the last few ones.

based

I dont understand. Its virtual reality right? U cant stimulate in vr so why would they fuck? Why would a fighting game have characters that can strip down?

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Maybe they just know what their audience wants?

no its not wtf.

Jews. Don't get married point

>Why would a fighting game have characters that can strip down?
I had this problem with the episode as well, something that goes into that much detail would be applied solely as a sex simulator, then maybe someone would adapt it for fighting games

Do most women like sucking on your fingers during sex?

>USS Callister
>MUH WHOLE PERSONALITY AND MEMORIES FROM A DNA SAMPLE

>Arkangel
>Literally nothing to do with technology, would have happened independently of the tracking shit, like it happened for hundreds of years now. The whole first part was irrelevant

>Crocodile
ok

>Hang the DJ
ok

>Metalhead
good until >MUH LETS RISK OUR LIVES FOR A TEDDY BEAR

>Black Museum
>Putting a mind in a limited computer is very cruel, no matter of the intentions
>I put my mother in a limited computer, haha :) Also eternal suffering, haha :) I'm going to sleep very good tonight as well as hundreds of other absolutely normal people who thought that a souvenir like this is absolutely normal and fun :)

I think that's the same way with sex, when you do it for first time it feels amazing and so different but as time goes one it wanes off, then you try anal its amazing and it goes off, then you try bdsm its amazing but with time no etc etc... All depends on the brain hormones and chemicals

Asking for a friend

Anal maybe

>you will never get paid to constantly make out with and dry-hump Pom Klementieff
life isn't fair

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This would not be possible if it's an actual programmed game and not some strange neural experience where your imagination actually creates the visuals/environment. It's no different from any VR game today. I can't lick the space lady's feet no matter how many sensors and feedback doohickeys I place on my tongue.

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Most of them yeah, also choking and hair pulling

oi wot if ur m8 'ad ah cyberpusy tho

I was laughing so hard watching this episode, fucking brilliant.
When he punched the neon sign i was hoping some pop up will appear or something will jump and make a mario like sound for comic relief even though i was already bawling my eyes out.

Fpbp

No one on this board can possibly answer that question

I would do it all the times, switching roles.

anyone who says otherwise is an insecure fag

Why would a fighting game have female characters with gigantic tits and asses and wear skimpy clothing that obviously makes no sense?

Fellow 42%bro here. Why do I keep feeling hungry through every second of my life? It really does drain your willpower.

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Would you?

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I can. Had sex with 35 women. Most of them liked sucking finger, few of them liked really light beatings. Choking and hair pulling is a common thing, and everyone tends to either bite or put their nails in you to drive you crazy. Even few of them asked for rough sex, never experienced rape fantasy though.

Your stomach is big. It's a muscle. It will shrink with time, give it some time. Fasting helps to control the impulses, our brains are easy to reprogram.

>Who's pushing this cuck shit?

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Yes. Biting is another thing chicks are into.

lol it has been like that since the dawn of gaming. Sex sells user.

Ye that was the user's point, genius.

The episode already sucked, but it's a good example of progressive conservatism. That is, progressive attitudes that do just enough to conform to tradition that happens to work out for the "progressives" in question. Stuff like having no white characters, but the "successful" black dude living the whitest 1950's kind of American Dream. Or stuff like the wife being almost completely passive as their marriage falls apart, but all the blame being put on the dude's shoulders. And, of course, her cheating being seen as comparable to having VR sex.

You end up with this weird message of "it's OK to have weird gender-bender fantasies and pursue them, as long as you don't make the precious angel uncomfortable, and also you must telepathically be aware of this".

Exactly. just another self masturbation for libs and lefties

>episode of Black Mirror is bad because of muh bad science

Mate, I've got news for you. They all suck if you believe that. And you suck if you think the new season was good in any way. It completely dumps the entire premise of the fucking show. Technology has NOTHING to do with anything happened in any of the new episodes. NOTHING. Every one of them could take place in the fucking Bronze Age.

you don't know about the whole "core values" shit?

get a load of this retard thinking Grug used FaceTablet after daily mammoth hunting

Well... if it weren't self masturbation, it wouldn't be masturbation.

But the show already leaned left since day 1. And frankly, the more politically motivated episodes also tend to be the worse ones. Not always, but often. Political commentary is often worryingly simplistic. And with Striking Vipers you can see this very well. It's self-serving, and it's boring. It's a good example of shallow, surface level commentary that fails to follow through with its own logic and rules.

nuclear cope

If you think the new season was about technology, you're an idiot.

also
>it's the future
>games can still be bought in physical
??? it's already a travesty to try and get them like that now

>>Arkangel
>>Literally nothing to do with technology, would have happened independently of the tracking shit, like it happened for hundreds of years now. The whole first part was irrelevant
I mean, that's debatable. The girl being cockblocked during her whole childhood made her go full slut later wishing for more extreme experiences to compensate.
Plus the tracking device was a ticking bomb in the hands of a mom like that.

I don't, but the Bronze Age hyperbole sounds very silly, it's what I pointed out.

One thing is to invent a magical SD card with your whole brain on it. Who knows what we'll have in the future? The other thing is to claim that DNA has all of our personality and memory, which is completely false.

That's the thing. She wasn't cockblocked. She grew up to be a normal teenage girl, to my surprise. What was the message there? Extreme surveillance doesn't harm anyone?

I was in your position too and while it fucking sucks it's a good reminder to not get that fat again. You'll unironically feel better.

besides, fitness can't cure crippling autism.

Yeah I know, most of the episodes analyze the same subject just in different genders or ages etc. It's an okay show but I stream it pirate it and never pay jack shit for it, wouldn't pay a dime.

He's asian, they seem to have an easier time getting to low bf%. That said, he is most certainly natty.

*that* said, just inject some low dose test and lie to everyone.

The game is called Striking Vipers so why do they spend the whole episode playing Super Smash Bros.

Except it's not. All those stories were stories of personal drama with next to no involvement of modern technology. Most of it could have been dudes exchanging letters. Striking Vipers? Could have been two dudes writing letters with way too much Bronze Age porn to each other. Smithereens? I demand to speak to the king! The town crier made me crash my chariot! Miley Cyrus? Yeah, we're actually keeping the Oracle constantly drugged. We've trained some bitches to oracle for smaller villages, too. She was too smart for her own good.

It doesn't require any real change in the story.

No, I get it. But it doesn't make it a bad episode. It just makes that scene bad. But it doesn't really matter to the narrative. They could have just given him some brain scanner doohickey, and it would have been fine. I prefer bold ideas that may have flaws in execution over boring shit that doesn't even try.

haha imagine a 600bls bastard playing as a 100% accurate 16yo bonbi.
I would

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have

Brigador has ruined me. I see yellow raincoats, and all I think is collateral damage.

sex

Imagine fucking mario in vr

kek

fag

got

>Wot if you use a computah but it turns you GAY?????
pure genius brooker

>But it doesn't make it a bad episode
maybe not but you can't expect me to enjoy it when every single thing about the technology of this world is absolutely retarded

like how the fuck did the black hole warp shit even work? Why were they still alive when the guy wasn't in the game? Or when he paused it? how big is the update that needs an entire night to download it?

It's small shit like that that makes me don't buy a single fucking thing of that episode, and if on top of that you put the most unlikeable fucking characters ever and a boring parody setting well I'm just gonna think it's shit

FULLY

>Wow guys black mirror is so deep

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Those are fair and well reasoned opinions. I can understand why you would see it that way.

I mean, isn't that how Yea Forums works

What happened to Black Mirror? What's with all the happy endings?

Wouldn't it be more like the original BM especially if episode 1 went this way:

Danny’s son would go online by mistake and use the VR plug and Karl would think that Danny is online. Karl invites Danny’s son to “play” and Karl does his things and the son is a bit resistant because he’s confused but Karl thinks he’s just guilty of cheating. The son makes odd statements like “isn’t this a fighting game?!” and Karl thinks he is joking.

The very next day Karl asks why he was resistant the day before and Danny responds:”What are you talking about, I was at a wedding anniversary with my wife”.

Karl slowly puts the pieces in his head and stops going online.

Instead we have all these happy endings. Even in episode 2 everybody gets what they want.

kek

glad we understand eachother

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Nah, Yea Forums makes you way more imaginative. I think everyone here was wondering why they'd just stick to their mains all the time. It's weird because one of them is now a girl in the game? I'm wondering why he isn't a motherfucking dragon.

The constant references to other episodes are beyond grating now.

>haha Skillane Street, get it? so clever

first thing I thought of while watching the episode was why the fuck would they make a VR game of a 2D fighter and how much I wanted to play as fucking Broly in something like that

no.

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Not only would I try it, few people would actually fight in that game.

It would be 95% fucking and 5% VR chat.
Also, the bar his wife goes to would be completely fucking empty.

If the fighting games are that much of a high quality fuck-sim, imagine the filthy bullshit the japs would have put out. Why would any guy be in a bar at that point?

I especially hate how a lot of people seem to think those easter eggs are so very clever. No, you idiots, it's just Brooker going "we named this thing after the other thing". It's not smart.

hurr hurr

name a show that is more up its own arse but also braindead retarded at the same time

Star Trek: Discovery
Santa Clarita Diet
Russian Doll

>you'll never take that polar bear cock deep enough in your ass to feel the tufts of rigid pubic fur pressing against your tailbone
Why the fuck am I even alive, bros?

marco polo

It's just reflective of what's going on in the real world, ignoramus.

>he thinks interracial relationships are in any way commonplace

Pretty much any Netflix original series. They have a bottomless pit of money but no way to secure any good shows. WTF?

Mr.Wizard doesn't make fighting games.

based bonbi poster

I would rather rape the computer opponent with a stronger player the fight back and struggle will just make it better desu

You can dry fast to lose the skin you fat pig

I love the ultracompetent Paki policewoman archetype Brooker has going.

What i also didn't get was he's only allowed those uss callister things once a year and has to give them back to his wife when he's finished. Couldn't he just buy some himself and fuck Karl whenever his wife's out?

Polar bear

Yeah, but only if the other person was controlled by an Ai, if I'm going to get fucked in my virtual pussy, It's going to be by a few million lines of code telling the other dick to thrust in and out and not by my fucking bro

Tell us how it fell.

*upvotes comment*

>mfw I join the server, stealthily spectate and get the achievement unlocked with no effort involved

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just turn your brain off, bro.

It's a cool show but they are tapped out on originality. That's why they are focusing heavily on the PC content.
>lesbians in VR
>gays in VR
>every other episode is black man white woman couples
>e-thots
>let's have sex

Did they do a trap episode yet or are they saving that for the next season?

He lets his wife go out and fuck real men while he basically jerks it to porn. He's a cuck.

No, why the hell would i play as a girl character.

haha imagine that being a hot girl in a fighting game surrounded by handsome bulky sweaty men all grasping at you haha

EDIT: Thanks for the Silver!
EDIT 2: GOLD? Thanks dear fellow redditor!
EDIT 3: PLATINUM?? *faints*

>>gays in VR
Technically it's a virtual tranny. Big nig is fascinated with being a girl and having a pussy

Answer me this, Yea Forums. At the start of the episode when Karl comes to the party the wife wipes something off her shirt after she hugs him. This is never brought up again.

How do you know they talk like that faggot?

>ma'am we don't have a clear shot
>can't just move 5 metres in the 360 degree open field they have to get a different angle

What the FUCK

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*upvotes comment*

you know what it was

Yeah. I'd also be the girl.

Not with a real person, just with ai.
And not as a female.

>I especially hate how a lot of people seem to think those easter eggs are so very clever. No, you idiots, it's just Brooker going "we named this thing after the other thing". It's not smart.
It's fun watching brainlets confuse Easter eggs with references.

>I have a clear shot
>take it
>hit no vitals while standing with a literal stone's throw distance
>it's just a flesh wound ma'am
>high caliber rifle round does no lasting damage

The entire season was full of this sort of city-dwelling baby boomer writing about shit he doesn't know about... shit.

sex

>zoomer kids never moved on despite there being an armed hostage situation
>cordon never actually established despite the superintendent asking them to do so

Because I've been browsing that website since 2010.

>U cant stimulate in vr so why would they fuck?
This is already possible in real life and you're forgetting this is a tv show.

because mental relaxation and physical ejaculation is different user. That's why we still try to have sex instead of watching porn every day or putting vr while taking a fleshlight etc

don't watch this shit
can anyone give a quick rundown?

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Stay off twitter and you'll never see that

lol yeah is that cum ?

Go back to biz linklet

Now that would be some prime material for a Black Mirror episode.

just watch the first episode for asian white goddess. rest is shit.

yes

why would you throw away the opportunity to fuck a hot asian blonde?

yes

why would you throw away the opportunity to get fucked as a hot asian blonde?

Oh shit. Based i guess

so this the only decent shit from that?

Asian men/white women is the new thing Jews are pushing heavily. White women, whatever their faults, can never be turned en masse towards black men. But towards Asian men? Possibly, if you make them out to be like this.

It can't be summaried without it sounding like a parody copypasta

Lot easier on the eyesthan a blackie

no

ok

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water fasting is a thing. And ffs stop blaming people for your own mistakes.

>asian white goddess

kek

>Striking Vipers
Two black guys discover they like ERP as their mains in a fighting game they used to play. Leads to one to neglect his already unhappy marriage and both to question their sexuality. Wife eventually finds out, and they settle for allowing it only on their anniversary, while the wife goes out to fuck real dudes in real bars. This is presented as a good, hopeful ending.

>Smithereens
A depressed man who has experienced personal loss stakes out a social media company to kidnap one of the employees, who turns out to be a lowly intern. Because he hasn't thought things through he gets surrounded by the cops in a field, and a standoff situation develops. He threatens to shoot the hostage unless he gets to talk to the head of Smithereens, the social media company. Eventually this happens, and he admits having moral guilt over looking at the app while driving, leading to an accident that killed his fiancé. Having admitted his guilt, he attempts to off himself. People briefly take note of the story on social media and move on with their lives. The most futuristic aspect of this story is that there are two equally successful Facebook analogues.

>Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too
Dumb teen bitch is fan of Miley Cyrus, and buys new Miley Cyrus product, a little robot with her personality. Miley Cyrus is also drugged by her bitch aunt to keep her under control, and her bitch aunt puts her in a medically induced coma so they can just rip music straight from her head with future technology. SOmehow limiters on the robot are removed, and it's revealed these things have her full personality. The dumb teen, her sister, and the robot then go to Miley Cyrus' house and get her out of the coma like that. Then they go to a presentation of a new, virtual Miley Cyrus to confront the aunt, and spread the message that real, raw music straight from the creator is better than overproduced crap. This message is brought to you by Miley Cyrus.

go outside and get some sun user, you spend too much time on the computer

Vr porn is significantly better than 2d porn, but vr porn is a world away from having sex. You're dealing with something that is indistinguishable from real life in the show.

All of those gay guys on dating websites who are trying to convince straight guys to let them suck them off are going to be a lot more convincing when they can do it on the realistic body of a 10/10 woman.

That's before you even get into a discussion of CPU controlled characters. How realistic does a VR girl have to be for you to enjoy fucking her? Probably much less than you assume, when you really think about it.

If she has 100 ways of saying "put your dick inside me" and some sort of moan generation algorithm, you're going to have a lot of happy men.

>making this much effort to help some faggot from /biz/

He's literally the problem with our society and the reason why capitalism is failing.

bruh nobody wants a 7 or 8cm dick, even japanese girls haye japanese guys. Source : fucked japanese, chinese, taiwanese, korean, indonesian and vietnamese. They hate asian men with their guts. So white roasties who are all about sex ? No chance

thanks, it sounds like shit as I expected. good that I didn't waste time watching it.

buy chainlink you poorfag nigger

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I'm sorry that you have shit taste in women user. Let me guess, you like overweight white whales ? or maybe skinny twink traps ?

I'd be playing the game for straight people where you're only fucking fully virtual women and not men pretending to be women.

>Who's pushing this cuck shit?

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