Shawn when you edit this

i miss the joker updates

nah rocco is pretty chill...it's shawn that has beef with derrick

Revival when?

idk man, I started watching the pod again after taking a break for a few years and there's a weird tension between derrick and rocco now. Fucking uncomfortable

>weird tension between derrick and rocco now
they already talked about this million times before...it's shawn and derrick that has a problem. shawn had a fucking meltdown with derrick and they had to cut the podcast. it was pretty fucking bad and real.

>shawn had a fucking meltdown with derrick and they had to cut the podcast.
Shawn deserves every bit of that. Why can't they just get someone else to edit podcast if Shawn has such a problem with it?

aren't they doing a thing for netflix?

links?

>No more variety in the themesongs because of youtube

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youtube.com/watch?v=99LaKNonQPw
At around 8:03 is when Derrick makes the joke and at 9:04 is when Rocco cuts different conservation to defend himself.

>116379193
Source is his ass.

You fucking heard what I said? Or did you just leave this thread like a little bitch? I'm talking to YOU, CAWKSUCKA

do these losers have real jobs

>mfw there are STILL redditors ITT that think everyone in mega64 hate each other

I don't think anyone hates anybody in mega64 but Derrick clearly wants out and Shawn doesn't get that if this shit falls apart he is gonna be the one who is gonna get fucked the most.

>Derrick clearly wants out

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I have to mute the intro, I hate that aquabats song

user, if he gets directing gig from big company and it is success he is not gonna come back.

>He strikes me as one of those guys that got into drugs/parties too early in life and has since calmed down/sobered up what do you guys think
He's admitted to exactly that. He said he got into drugs in middle school, so by the time his other friends started getting into shit in high school, he was already way past it and bored of it since he pretty much got it out of the way early

Hes a lazy jewboy

youtube.com/watch?v=q7ezp2BvXO4

>it's a figure update episode

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"Why so serious?" - Guess the movie :)

>personal channel upload
>doesn't say 'this is a video'
>know I can safely close the tab and go back to my day

>It's a same pathetic betamale calls into Heartslayers.

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People watch that?

Season 1 was alright when there were some actual relationships, but season 2 was complete dogshit. I feel bad for Derrick and Meg that they have to deal with these losers.

I have the original DVDs released by Something Awful and followed these guys just right up the point they started the podcast and didn't care anymore and it's sad they haven't grown or developed any further in like a decade

Yeah but that’s not gonna happen if he’s just directing lame ass music videos on YouTube.

They've literally talked on the podcast before about how their community thinks Derrick hates Rocco or vice versa and how it's completely false

never forget he got triggered as shit one time on the podcast when someone mentioned cuck. He's just somewhat lucky that his wife's kids somehow look like him
youtube.com/watch?v=beFwhvN03LA

I don’t doubt Emma and Bucket are Jenny’s kids from another guy but when was that ever said definitively?

I'm really bummed that I didn't see that happen live. And then they deleted the archive of it on their twitch immediately

You can definitely tell that Derrick and Rocco aren't friends anymore. Any ambiguity is taken as hostility. I saw the same thing in Two Best Friends Play.

Del mar fair is this weekend so I hope we get a faircast but im not expecting it because they did one last year. I wish they would do more podcasts outside of the studio, they are always guaranteed kino.

they're not experienced

This. The faircast intros alone are godlike. All the way back to when I started watching in 2008 youtube.com/watch?v=MJUTE040ChA

Joker Updates were the best thing to come out of the podcast.

What the fuck is he a cuck? LOL

Rocco got weirdly angry when Derrick said the parappa demo sucked ass a few podcasts ago. Rocco shut down for the last 5 minutes of the podcast and didn’t even say goodnight or anything

Why do they all have the worst opinions I've ever seen. Derrick is the only one who has good taste and says it how it is.

>Derrick spent several podcasts being a political mouthpiece
No thanks he’s the worst for me

Derrick is kind of a cynic, so it's not that weird that people here would share his taste.

When? Whenever I hear him mention politics he's being ironic. To be fair I stopped watching for about half a year until recently.

He is kind of a cynic but everyone else just sucks the dick of everything they remotely liked at some point. Rocco being "Apple cucked" and Garret defending fucking METAL GEAR SURVIVE is so bullshit.

What else did they expect? No self-respecting man is going to be calling into internet relationship show

Yeah. The only reason why Rocco is such an "apple cuck" is probably the same reason why he was so strongly against GoT before watching it.
If other people have opinions on something he hasn't tried/experienced, like using phones other than iPhones, then he is of the opinion that everyone else is just stupid plebeians. But then if he actually experiences it, he'll probably like it more.

He's raising another mans kids

Didn't they say that 4.1 would be feature length?

Not the person you replied to, but he's definitely gotten worse since he started going out with Meg

They aren't dating.

>real quick
>talks for 40 mins

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Bullshit, she's sucking someone's dick there

I don't know why they limit it to an hour other than Shawn being a little bitch who doesn't know how to edit efficiently

This shit honestly sucks

I think it's Rocco she's going out with she also seems like a "strong independent female"

Will the Boyz start paroding movies and tv series too?

I'm glad. The other theme songs were always WAYYYY too fucking loud because they're still incompetent at editing audio.

No way, she's too old for his liking

Garrett's huge Rei tattoo is proof that you can be based as heck but still have shit taste in waifus

Quads of truth
t. Ashley fan

What's with the influx of Mega64 threads lately? Is it just one guy making these?

This. Misato is best girl

Fuck pro bug stunters

They already did?

youtu.be/UdY80YvH9C8

Truly sickening

They tried and no one would pick it up.

cringe

>tfw they removed the animated "garrett and crispy" animated story because they say faggot in it.

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>the bit where Derrick says he's going to run for president and Garrett immediately asks if he's born in the US

Who will stop this racist monster

You do realize that Rocco actually liked that stunt and only joked about disliking it right? Now you know.

Pro bug stunt history revisionists can get out

I bet Frank put them up to it.

wait really?

yeah, look at the official playlist for them. 2/6 of the videos are private

Have they addressed it at all? It's possible it was a Youtube thing

Also the "HELLU?" one. For obvious reasons.

I don't think they ever did, I took a few year break from them so when I came back and saw those vids were gone I was pissed. I think they were just trying to aim to be less controversial and younger audience. Which sucks because them in 2007-2011 was peak Mega64. After that they became really jaded and boring.

this is literally the moment where I stopped watching the podcast forever. not even because of the moment so much itself, just happened to be when realized I was tired of this friend group.

That shit gets your channel demonitized now so they were probably just playing it safe

This was around election time, everyone was insufferable then.

You’re a cuck. Pretty much cried laughing at this part, instant classic

a cuck is someone doing it unknowingly though

there was a forced "le shawn has an ebic meltdown xD" moment on every fucking podcast episode for years my dude. shit gets old.

No it isn't, you sound like a cuck

Guaranteed. He’s a resetera shill. In a few years he will probably start to transition.

>forced
I really just think he’s a giant sensitive cuck desu

It's funny, because he apparently used to be a chaner. But something or someone must have whipped him into the "nice ally" he seems to be now.

>has yellow fever
>could only land Rose from the Last Jedi

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He's gay so he probably drank the koolaid

cuckold (n.)

derisive name for a man whose wife is false to him, "husband of an adulteress," early 13c., kukewald, cokewold, from Old French cucuault, from cocu (see cuckoo) + pejorative suffix -ault, of Germanic origin. So called from the female bird's alleged habit of changing mates, or her authentic habit of leaving eggs in another bird's nest.

In Modern French the identity is more obvious: Coucou for the bird and cocu for the betrayed husband. German Hahnrei (13c.), from Low German, is of obscure origin. The second element seems to be connected to words for "ardent," and suggests perhaps "sexually aggressive hen," with transferal to humans, but Kluge suggests rather a connection to words for "capon" and "castrated." The female equivalent, cuckquean, is attested by 1560s.

cuckold (v.)

of a wife or her paramour, "to dishonor (a husband) by adultery," 1580s, from cuckold (n.).

cuckoldry (n.)

1520s, "adultery as affecting the honor of the husband," from cuckold (n.) + -ery.

I don't really see how the term applies when a guy meets and marries a woman who already has kids. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't do that and I don't mind if people think someone who does is pathetic or whatever. But a cuck is someone who is already together with someone who then is unfaithful. Made worse if she gets pregnant and the husband who has been cheated on raises the kids. That's not what happened with Shawn right? He just met a girl who had kids.

The term literally comes from the cuckoo bird which lays its eggs in another birds nest so the other bird will raise its offspring

Is that true or is that fanfiction?

Yes but if you go purely on that then the female or the person impregnating the woman is the proverbial cuck. The word as a pejorative for the weak-willed man has always been related to the betrayal of his wife. Shawn's wife hasn't betrayed him, and the kid(s) she had before they were together is still in their original nest.

It seems to be true, but could be hearsay. According to discussions on the sub (which is generally pretty favourable towards the group), Shawn's wife had kids before they married. Still, unless she has cheated on him, he still has more biological children than any of the groups other guys.

I'll believe the dubs of truth then. That's weird that he got a vasectomy then.

He has 2 or 3 confirmed biological children and didn't want more

I mean, unless he got cucked, then two of the children are still guaranteed his.

Only because if the birds where this term originated from did know, they'd kill the chicks that weren't their own.

Knowingly raising someone else's kids is worse than just being a cuck because you know.

>Knowingly raising someone else's kids is worse than just being a cuck because you know.
Only if she was unfaithful and got pregnant during their relationship

No, if you're using up resources (food, shelter, money, time) to raise a child that isn't yours genetically, then you are a cuck.

What do you want his wife to do with her former kid/kids?

Then why do men who lose custody/visitation rights of their kids most often kill themselves instead of being happy his ex's new husband is spending his own resources?

Shouldn't have had them in the first place, especially out of wedlock.

Shawn shouldn't have married a woman who already had kids.

woody allen if a girl

And yet he has probably had greater success in spreading his genes than you have...

Oh man you got me. If only I could find some used up sow so that I could get some sloppy seconds in there.

>who doesn't know how to edit efficiently
It is not even just that. He thinks he doesn't have to do anything expect show up to do video or podcast.

t.shawn

Why is such a fucking bitch?

I'm not even sure what edits he even puts in other than some spliced in images and the link to their store every week. If it's taking him more than half an hour to actively edit it, then he should take a class or something.

so uh guys...I think Frank just quit Mega64 twitter.com/FrankHowley/status/1137754671207014401

Dude, I mean... I generally agree with you, that you shouldn't have children "out of wedlock", and that you should be avoidant of "used women".
But sometimes situations can happen where the woman isn't just a "slut", and the guy isn't just a "cuck".
Like, if Shawn is happy, and he's actually managed to get biological children, then what's the problem?

Who owns the rights to flame war theater?

For a few weeks he went on about Trump. Largest rant was about “feel like I’m in a haunted house, and I just want out”

He stopped a week or two later. You could tell there were some words from Rocco. Definitely for the best, cause politics ruin podcast pretty quick.

Plenty of people are happy being cucks, they make porn for them specifically

Was he even in mega64, I thought he's just a friend who works with them sometimes

I think the reason why they haven't gotten someone else to do editing for podcast is because then Shawn would not be doing anything to the company outside of being in videos and podcasts.

Truth. Fuck bugstunt

Are they friends with Kevin as a joke? He is the most bland and boring person ive ever seen

Also bryan needs to stop his high pitch laughter during the podcast - its so obnoxious and hes trying to copy Eric

I think Shawn still handles shipping for their merch

Yeah he was an official member. Which always pissed me off that they hired him and that fat girl with pink hair who to this day I don't know what she does, but took a decade to hire Garrett

Pretty sure Kevin was handling that now

Honestly, I think Garrett was hesitant to quit his other job. He was probably getting paid pretty well at his shop.

First Eric and now Frank. The next one is gonna be some of the main guys probably.

He seems like chill dude who just likes to hang out. Can't really see how that kind of dude would be bad to have in your social group.
Garrett had a pretty decent job at the side, with what I assume was some great benefits. He didn't wan't to quit it just to work mega64 full time, unless they could match those benefits.

>it's a "Shawn starts crying when someone brings up Eric" episode

Apparently he edits the podcast in REAL TIME lol. He will watch from beginning to end and pause to splice in a jpeg. Not even musical intros, because thats all live stuff.

I will never understand why he cant make a note or something. There has to be a better way.

Derrick for sure had the derangement syndrome for a while. He was even buying anti-trump merchandise and would never shut up about it on twitter. Glad he has it under control now.

Maybe he realized his streams on the podcast channel get a steady stream of dislikes. Nothibg crazy, but often around the 85% like to dislike ratio. Pretty bad in terms of youtube, and even worse considering mega64 is mainly a small niche fanbase.

Nah. Rocco would never leave the group unless it literally fell apart, Shawn seems to have nothing else going for him so he wouldn't leave. Maybe Derrick would jump ship at some point, but unless he's hitting it big elsewhere, then he'll probably stick around but be in less stuff.

Shawn is a terrible actor - his plug in the latest flamewar theatre is cringe.

Hes lucky he was friends with rocco or else he would have been working at chilis all his life

Can I get a closeup on shawn please

they deleted it from the podcast. they do this all the time now tha they are treading lightly they will delete any "problematic" discussion.

rocco said he's happy where he's at
it's derrick who has delusional dreams, one million subs, being a big e-celeb
he almost cried once because of that

it's 100% true. He met her when working at Chilli's. He had a crush on her, but she was already dating a dude. She popped out two kids and her fiance eventually left her for a friend of her's. Her rebound was Shawn and she ended up keeping him around.

they still do them with joaquin joker
it's actually retarded because there's lot of copyright free music they can use.

the meme that's not true is rocco hating derrick
they just have different perspectives on mega64
but it's true that shawn/derrick have some problems with each other.

it's not even men calling to that show. it's mega64 fans. the most beta males possible. don't know what derrick was expecting.

they obviously not going to say "dude my kids are not technically mine" but it's still kinda fucking obvious
rocco has the most pleb taste ever
shawn has the most cucked taste ever
derrick is the ultimate contrarian, always was. always will be
it's garrett who has the best most genuine taste...but he's the best guy in the whole group so it's not surprising.

they delete any problematic moment from the podcast on youtube all the time. the times they say nigger, faggot etc I mean the podcast nowadays is PC as fuck. They don't want to have any troubles because of that.
he has a gf, but she looks like a fucking boy

I don't think so. Rocco will never leave because he wants to stay "main guy", Shawn is too incompetent to do anything else, Derrick would love to leave but seems to have come to terms that he's stuck and just does passion projects on the side, and Garrett left his old job to do what he loves.

frank was only there to replace derrick, but I don't really think they need him now, they have bryan

and besides a lot of people hates frank due to how much of a faggot he is.
if any of the main guys leave it's fucking over

it feels like he's mega64 clown. they keep him around to have to make them laugh. I don't think he might be around for too long, he's getting married.

youtube.com/watch?v=T3JIpPqE_oE

get out of the fucking shot

I want to suk her pusy

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Kevin is getting married?

Im honestly surprised he isnt a virgin

Who said he isn't?

he's getting married to that british chick with glasses

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literally every thread for christmast is just mariel posting.

Lmao - this is the equivalent of that aussie chick marrying jack from roosterteeth. Having sex with guys they normally wouldnt just to be able to stay close to their group

Kevin's face and facial hair bothers me so badly and i want to bully him

Do you think garrett did sex on her?

wrestling fans like Eric are always annoying faggots who try to start shit for no reason

I can't blame him for wanting to do more different kinda stuff and be more famous.

When Shawn tries to sound like a 'bad ass' and goea on his ebin rants he sounds like a whiney faggot throwing a tantrum.

I really cannot stand shawn

To be honest, Shawn did overreact as always.

>those gums

Shawn on monday after effects that out

Was he always like this or do i just have bad memory because it seems like after he got married and had his first kid he started to become more and more bitchy.

Didn’t Garrett only recently play and beat the first MGS? Kinda embarrassing for a Metal Gear autist.

Oh absolutely it is gonna fall apart if any main guys leave.

From what i recall he was always like this. Its what he thinks hos brand of comedy is - him yelling and swearing about things.

Even in the old podcasts there was that time where he starts crying about how rocco made fub of him for not noticing something in evangelion

He overacts and overreacts and its very off putting.

Reminds me of this classic

youtube.com/watch?v=2lq9P9xuWbs

Shawn has probably changed the most out of all of them. I remember that one time he told any girls listening to the podcast to kill themselves, I think he was drunk though.

Were there any really stand out podcast eps recently? I haven't watched the boys in about a year besides the christmascast.

Are there any like the ep were they were grilling in Garrett's yard? That episode was apex comfy with everyone shitting on rocco and his herpdog.

They all did

youtube.com/watch?v=QLJtJ53m4Dw
This thread needs more posi vibes

That is a classic. There was a more recent outdoorcast i think but it was nowhere near as fun as that one because shawns wife and her kids were there.

I think it took a step back when they went to the new set

Do you think she would touch my weiner?

Man I miss this, what happened to the podcast? Feels like they're all just passive aggressive now, trying to argue with each other.

He was definitely edgier in his long hair days, but his attempts at being badass or pissed off always come across as kind of pathetic and whiny.

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AHHHHHHH AWOOOGAAAAHHHHHH UNGA BUNGA DUNGA WWEEEWWOOOO AAWWWHHHHAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GIB MARIEL GF I WANT TO BE BULLIED BY MARIEL SIT ON MY FACE PLS OH YES DEAR BULLY MY PENIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Doc Ryan should not be allowed in anything related to Mega64

garrett fucked barbara, so he had the best possible chance at fucking her. rocco relies on fangirls to get that dick wet. the rest are too beta.

youtube.com/watch?v=wbleu47w94Y

i-im saving myself for shawns sister...

why do they keep releasing shitty skits

also this Shakespeare shit is embarrassing. The fact "Frank" is behind it pisses me off greatly.

Why don't they just go back to public video game skits on a monthly basis or whatever. If they kept that up they'd be in the millions subscriber count by now.

did he? I assume he played all of them multiple times. I mean he was playing MGSV for like 3 years non stop

yeah the older two arnt his but they resemble Jenny and Shawn. He's lucky he got to blow his beans inside prime jenny and get 3 kids out of her of his own before snipping.

Huh? The oldest boy and girl arent his. The other 3 girls are.

What's weird is they met really young.. So did they have a break or something where she got knocked up twice and then they got back together? That's some serious cuckholdry. He must have got back with her whilst she was pregnant with someone else. There's pics of them together at like age 18.

They're all going through mid-life crisis

public skits made sense when they were the only ones doing it. now it's million channels doing it.

Derricks girlfriend is the slim red head chick one one of the fair cast videos. Can't remember her Instagram.

YouTube ruined public skits. Really hard to get good reactions now, especially in California.

I hope rocco is at e3 2019. I love that Geoff Keighley and Rooster Gays always invite him.

shawn was ALWAYS crushing on jenny. she was his one true love. it was obvious he would end up with her even if she got knocked up by other dudes.

How many viewers do they generally pull on a podcast stream? I know derrick has been upset they aren't more popular, but like, they aren't doing themselves any favors by still using 15 year old in-jokes that you will never understand if you didn't follow roccos favorited youtube playlist like hotdurgers or 3 2 1 fuck it

Yeah, why can’t he be a no family having virgin on 4channel like you?

instagram.com/joykathleen/

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Still.. How could you look at a woman you had a crush on have 2 kids and be OK with that lol

based user

sexy lil bitch

derrick has a gf
garrett too
rocco has history of pimpin his fangirls
shawn has wife obviously
frank and kevin taken to
wouldn't be surprised if it's bryan that's fucking her....

rocco needs to go back to what he knows youtube.com/watch?v=6iwujeQ5Gug

that's what love does to a man. logic out of the window.
youtube.com/watch?v=p3793EvTskg

Maybe 500-1,000. They'll never be more popular unless they resort to shitty comedy and clickbait.

>Shawn’s terrible acting ability and autistic speech patterns fumbles another funny monologue

Every video. Every single one.

>you know what cuck means
>it's racist
fuck you rocco

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derrick really makes me jelly with all these white girls he fucks. he looks more like an indian than a puerto rican

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RT isn't going to E3 this year

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlRjnkyWKQ&feature=youtu.be&t=6m52s

rocco knows what's up

Meg has a photographer bf, she posted on her Instagram about how he did a lingerie shoot with her

She only posted one pic, and it wasn’t even a good one. I NEED THOSE PICS.

Rocco fucked that one lol

>rocco fucked mariel
doubt.jpg

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They need to do skita that aren't video game related. They'd be much better.

He has bde

he fuck he does
nigga look like he got a tiny chode

youtube.com/watch?v=NyEQkxwKQ4I

what did he meant by this

they do them sometimes

Can someone post a link to the Derrick - Shawn blowout?

2nd, seen pretty much every podcast, but dont remember this