FUCK

it was written awfully. it should be something like this

>If you're single, you're either:
>1.
>2
>3
>4

hole's a hole

Thank you

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>jerked off 3 times today
>all to mature and young boy porn

user, someone can want you even if they don't know you personally

there's a girl out there waiting to meet you

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Did you say "mommy" when you came?

youtu.be/1V92aq1FW_w

always happy to help, my amphibious friend

no i said you just lost the game

my high school gf ruined my life, so now i avoid relationships. it would be nice to have a gf, but i don't trust anyone who shows me any affection whatsoever

How does one find this girl?

I'm balding. It's just not fai, at least let me lose my virginity first God

Are you stuck in 2009?

Well, it involves going outside, particularly to bars and clubs, and making friends and shit like that.

Based, not gonna lie.

tfw no gf

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that's a boy

based

>bars and clubs
wow, what a great place to find wholesome lovely morally-upstanding woman who would make worthwhile mothers to your children...

I'm not referring to the girl in the image, smooth-brain.

Oh.
You want a church, then.

Kane?

Just go outside lmao

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5. Haven't left your house in months except to walk your dogs and get Chick Fil A from the drive thru window.

>Activate Find user a GF procedure

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Shit, I met a girl at the restaurant that was a total homebody, amazing ass, cute face, nice hair. If I wasn't so sleazy, she'd be my wife right now. I couldn't even bring myself to defile her.
Marriage and kids aren't for me. Those things are a prison.

no woman one under 45 goes to church here m8, unless it's a do-what-you-want liberal fun center megachurch that hardly know what constitutes a sin

based

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>special needs girl
>Black girl
>Asian girl
>Hunchback girl
Ok ok you proved your point. Shit

Oh, that's terrible. I live in the lower mid-west. It's a different story here.

yeah, this is australia (aka sodom). i'm happy for you that you live somewhere better than here

if you're truly desperate, you can convert to mormonism or similar churches and find a cute girl like pic related willing and desperate to marry you.

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unless you got your own place, a car, and a job you're gonna have to lower your standards

one more year until wizardhood boys

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Unalnigger

i won't discard the truth of christ to join a heretic group to get a heretic wife.
>also, mormons aren't really a "thing" here

unironically this, in my experience mormon girls are still very much wife material.

Based Chic-Fil-A poster.

How does one find a femcell that’s not abysmal looking and has relatively sane higiene?

You only have to avoid serious relationships. You can enjoy a few weeks, maybe even two months, with a girl. But I get it. My first major girlfriend had Borderline Personality disorder, and that seriously fucked me up when it comes to commitment.
The worst thing is, I know she's crazy. Shit, even she knows she's crazy at this point. But sometimes it's just like, damn it, I really did love that girl.

The girls at the drive thru window are really cute and are the only female interaction I experience anymore

i saw one of the most beautiful women ive seen for a while a couple days ago i dont really see many that makes me want look again and again

I want you aliceposter :3

You know what? Don't find a girl then

i only want serious relationships
>kscreamingredhue.png

I know a few mormon girls (friends of my sister) and this is true but they're incredibly stupid and fall for the weirdest guys. I feel like going after one would be equivalent to grooming an underaged girl.

Oklahoma. Like Australia, but with poisonous snakes rather than spiders, and these terrible things (pic related) that feel like someone shot you when they bite. Everything here looks like the African Savannah, but no lions, only a ton of cows.
Too much meth, but folks are polite, and the church girls are real wholesome, even if the others girls are not.

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no need to get sulky, user. i read your advice, and chose not to follow it. don't take it personally...

23 year old wizard in training here
Does it get any better?

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Oh...I'm sorry. It must be terrible not to have adapted. I was like that for a little after it happened--say until 24 or so. Then I learned to embrace the decay.
The meaning of life is that we're all fucked. Because life is a joke and that's the ultimate punchline.

yeah, i'm thinking this is based

If you’re not actively taking steps, no it only gets worse. In fact it’s a bottomless pit.

i congratulate you for overtaking my state as the meth capital

that sounds really comfy desu.
>get one shot at life
>not born in a red american state

my problem is that i'm an idealist and a romantic at heart

does tinder still work effectively for anyone?
i used to get worthwhile matches over a year ago but it seems now it got too popular and theres way too much of an oversaturation of thirsty dude profiles so the chances or having your profile being swiped left or right is almost impossible unless you get boosts

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ive never really tried at all. and it becomes much less cute to be clueless the older you get. feels like im doomed barring a miracle.

U dont

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