How to acquire goth gf?

How to acquire goth gf?

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Acquire wealth

Deal drugs and occasionally use them. Goth girls love former heroin addicts.

It has to be damp.

>trump

I'll do you a better one, how to acquire ballet dancer gf?

Guess the movie

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Acquire a normal gf and ask her to dress up for you

be a skinny pale goth guy. thats it.
or grow a beard and grow your hair long.
they will fall for you

build time machine

>Deal drugs and occasionally use them

Never get high on your own supply.

she's fucking PERFECT!!

No. Those who would have been goths are SJWs now.

where the FUCK are the goth girls lads

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Goth girls look attractive but they arent decent human beings, you would want to strangle these dumb cunts when you learn of their personality

Yes it is.

>where the FUCK are the goth girls lads
Wearing Handmaiden's Tale costumes and protesting for trannies

Yeah but they're into that

Mr. White I know you've seen a lot of movies on the subject but I can promise you that absolutely no drug dealer in the world follows this rule

what a shit goth

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Back in the late 90s/early 2000s. Now all the girls who would've been goth are arthoes who occasionally take up a "goth style" in a desperate plea for attention.

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Not on Yea Forums you buffoon.
Try /soc/ though.

black metal gigs

At least she's a goth. Your picture has nothing to do with it

Destroy sony

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>At least she's a goth
no

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Which wave was the best?

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I met mine at a German restaurant we both worked at.

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You could have posted this first instead of someone in a spiderman onsie

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sansa?

she actually looks hot for once. she needs to do a vampire movie to resuscitate her career

this. had a "virgin" goth gf who fell for the first drugdealer she met. he was a middle eastern lanklet who liked to punch her in the face and choke her out. she still made excuses.

t. beta

black metal thots > gothots

she looks like she fucks user
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>be me
>look for movie recommendations on Yea Forums
>first thread I see
>"How to acquire goth gf?"
>Yea Forums

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these are so rare though, marduk only shows up in town like once a year if you're lucky, where are you guys finding these rare breeds ffs

me in the back

middle
right is fucking aids and lefts hair sucks
i hate big hair but like the cloths the best on the left

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Keep dreaming, incel. Goth qts only go for Vlads.

nigger i'm a fucking virgin, i have literally never touched a blackmetalthot or a gothot or a girl for that matter i'm just trying to fantasize about having a darkthrone worshiping retard gf

Is that what I am? What's that?

>lefts hair sucks
Pleb

soon user, soon

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Go watch Elvira Mistress of the Dark. And Addams Family. And Addams Family Values. And Dark Shadows.

In OP's pic, Sophie Turner (from GOT, Dark Phoenix) is dressed up as Morticia (from the Addams Family).

I can’t stop laughing fuck

spidy is nice though

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>nose wring
oink oink

you can buy them in lots of 12 from Russia.

Pretty much every alt-culture appeal guy is tall, gangly, good face with a few of the appropriate accessories. Sometimes twink works too.

How many goth gfs does Yea Forums have?

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>How to acquire goth gf?
Easy, goth chicks actually prefer normie guys. What they want is a guy who will be non-judgmental to their "Lifestyle" but will still give them a link to socialization and of course free meals.
All women respond positively to masculinity, even goths. So don't act like a faggot, be a man.

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there is, but we keep it hidden so that hot topic normie fucks can't horn in on it.

It's fake.

0

1 (one)

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That boy at the end is cute as fuck no homo
Kinda looks like a young frank zappa

>mexican goth
These are still fair in population and also, doesn’t count.

Gonna need a link

What Eastern Bloc hellhole does this poor girl live in?

rip mommyanon

Post your sister's feet

Right needs to fuck right off.

big hair is fucking hideous
the fuck is wrong with you

Elvira mommy.

one at the left is better no homo

Gay

where do i find a gf like this?

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Huh

depressing thread

Have sex

where do i get my invite ? tumblr ? pintrest ?

Be goth, it doesn’t matter if you’re an ugly greasy lank haired rat either because goth girls have shit taste

Russian dating sites or wealth

be throbbin robin

>Get decent or at least good enough on an instrument where. Women wouldn't know the difference
>Wear a dumb hat
>be skinny
>Be tall (preferably)
>Have a weird nose
>Dress in dark clothes
>be young enough to be her peer or old enough to be her father
>Have your own place (roommates are ok)
>be kinda a jerk but not an asshole

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gib sauce

Looks like an sjw lesbian, I hope she’s more feminine normally

>arthritis so can never play one well
>hats look shit on me
>fat
>short
>have an eastern euro hawknose
>wear hipster clothes
>32
>live with parents
>shy nice boi

The dream is over I guess.

Hats dont look good on them either, and if it's big I'm counting that as weird

Big nose I mean

Nope, medium sized but ugly.
Thanks mom, dad has Chad Nordic genes but I got all the trash Slavic traits.

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not be a white supremacist that's for sure

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Left is so good.

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Girls making the epic meme porn face piss me off.

Then where the fuck was she when they sacked Rome?

Left is the thinking mans choice

Please tell me you have more than that

I wish I was old enough in the 80s to go to goth clubs. Never got into it until I was in high school and college.

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literally just get a normal gf and convert her into a goth

How do I acquire MatPat’s wife Stephanie as my GF?

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AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I JUST WANNA BUSTY GOTH CHICK TO GIMME A LAPDANCE THEN BEND ME OVER HER KNEE AND SPANK ME HARD!!!!!! WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?

How does one get women to obey?

I miss her bros

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Be careful, goth girls are violent.

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slurp

can you blame him?

natalia is cute

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>used jewish as white model
seriously what was going throught their minds?

Be a neo-nazi.

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God, I love MILFS, but you know that.

owo
those eyebrows

Built for insemination.

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Which is exactly what happened, she got married and had a kid so deleted all her titcow vids

Here's your goth gf.

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Go to a ballet class

Things we lost.

But what makes a goth a goth?

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Aesthetics and the media they tend to flock towards.

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MatPat’s wife Stephanie is quite literally a MILF now.

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W-what's happening?

Ballerinas have ugly feet. Go for models.

Drugs. Be hot. Be willing to put up with their kids

Media?

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It's what happens when you try to reject a goth girl.

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You know, entertainment media: music, movies, all that stuff.

Yeah I was asking what media specifically.

Well, I don't know much, but my sister was goth and liked Tim Burton movies, The Crow, listened to plenty of metal, Evanescence, etc.

I guess young Justin Bieber wasn't into goth scene.

nice

>have horny & cutie goth gf
>she wants sex
>no honey I'm feeling really gay today
Who does this?

Have an eating and or mental disorder

>no honey I'm feeling really gay today
my sides

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>Girl Yea Forums hates
> slaps on goth makeup
>OMG such a qt 3.14.
She was always hot you fuckwads.

Reminder that this is her boyfriend.
This fat neckbeard managed to get himself a horny, pale goth gf.
You have literally no excuses, Yea Forums

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looks like maybe shoreditch.

Is MatPat gonna get ProJareded/MumkeyJonesed?

Goth looks make all non-fat girls a 8/10 at least.

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>this is the face of a man who can say no to a cute horny goth girl
What's his secret?

>that overall slight jiggle

hnggggggg

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

uhhhh was her name Dinn by any chance?

>It's what happens when you try to reject a goth girl.
>Hernandez
There's you're real problem, she's hispanic. Crazy fucking jealous women.

Heavy makeup done right makes girls look good.
What a surprise, duh.

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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Fair enough. But she's a 8/10 without it. 10/10 with it.

>But what makes a goth a goth?
Dresses funny and is a bit of a social outcast, but that can apply to a jewish girl too.

holy shit! Yes it was.
:^)

>fat neckbeard
he looks like a regular dude

Specifically goth one.
Eye shadow, for example, looks terrible if it's not black.

Face and height 10/10
Ass 2/10
Bitch needs to do some squats.

I don’t know. Do you think MatPat’s wife Stephanie cucks him?

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Also acting skills 1/10

Why not both?

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It doesn't really add anything, it only works when girls are young enough where it doesn't really matter what they do anyway. When they cling to it past 25 it gets GRIM real, real fast.

Fair enough. I'm a face/hair fag. If the leaks are for real, great tits, too

Nah, that's when it gets interesting.

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>that pudge
>regular
Americans really have no idea what a normal, healthy person looks like? He's morbidly obese.

'ate thots
'ate slags
'ate preps

love short hair
love bobs
love bangs

simple as

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please. Ksenia Solo is in the top .00001% no matter what she does fashion, makeup or hair wise.

You are aware that milfs don't walk around fully groomed like that 24/7, right?

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Damn, skinheads still exist?

The only part of Elvira you can see her age are her hands.

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She looks extremely hot like that.

that guys a solid 6/10 at least
at how is that a neckbeard

Yeah I'm thinking she cute

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>Americans

If I knew, I'd tell you

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I wanna big tiddy goth gf.

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Literally so hot that ever when they try to make her looks like she's a run-over road whore, she smokes almost every girl you've seen in real life.

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Dude you don't get it just because you have a lack of sex.

>import qt younger eastern euro goth gf
>wake up to fellatio constantly
>get lewds throughout the day
>tries to fuck as soon as I get home from work tired

Getting your balls drained multiple times a day gets tiresome if you are a normal dude with a tiring job.

she looks like a hooker
trashy slut only looks alright as sansa

I had one once. Bitch was a crazy feminazi. Wouldn't even let me titfuck her. A total waste.

What is some essential Ksenia kino?

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maise is the one that should be goth

I want to take my goth gf to the beach

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Can goths have tans? Can black girls be goth?

Pet--good movie, though you grow to see the main as pathetic as she does.
Lost girl, obviously.
Project Bluebook--good show even without her, thought it's kind of a slow-burn.

There's black goths, but pale skin tends to be one of the goths' main characteristics.

Honestly, the 'near glow in the dark' aspect of my skin, my high cheekbones and the fact that I once overheard a debaste as to whether I looked more like Billy Idol or Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer are all things that let me to the subculture in my youth.
I cleaned up, though, so it all worked out.

Lost girl has the bonus of having a lot of other hot chicks in it, including the tit-goddess main character. Some feminazi themes, but a lot of weird rebukes of that same ideology as weel.

>goth
>beach
goths explore the mountains at night

The night should be exclusively for fucking.

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mallgoths > gothots > power gap > billie eyelash

Also she changes her outfit and hair as a 'disguise' every few episodes so lots of varied looks

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Silly whitey bois.

just imagine how many black guys have cummed inside her

Someone shop 1 with 2s hair.

I've seen pics of my aunt in her teens who looked like the left pic, her favourite band is Siouxsie and the Banshees lmao

None?

none you faggot cuck kill yourself

Is she single?

>all these zoomers lusting after goths

they were fucking dorks dude, even normal nerds thought they were special needs

you just know it's dozens

> billie eyelash
How hot is she now? Ever fantasized about her?

nah she married not long after finishing school

Some goths took the bimbopill

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As a certified boomer (never had a social media account, my phone has no camera or internet) I feel compelled to point out that the goth aesthetic is amazing and it should be adored and worshiped.

Okay.
I traded in my V-card at 14. How about you?
I wasn't single for more than 2-weeks at any point during highschool.
Life was good to at that age.

To be fair this is probably the tamest denouncement of being used in "racist" propaganda that she could have given.

She still looks ugly.

>my phone has no camera
So it's like 20 years old?
Didn't get my first phone until my internship in 2007, and it had a camera. Not a video one, honestly, but it took pictures.

get /fit/

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why would you go on the internet and lie user?

Most Goths I knew at school were dumb as fuck and very uninteresting even for teenagers. I hung out with a group of them once and all they did was sit around the backend of old Churches and listen to terrible music for hours.

Poor girl probably can't cut herself because her abs are too hard.

Some of them like doing knife play when doing threesomes. You'll be all covered up in blood and cuts when their done with you.

> all that makeup effort only to be washed off after gym
The things girls do for attention.

>they were fucking dorks dude
good
wish they where still around

>bois
Millennial detected.