What’s the best case scenario for this?
What’s the best case scenario for this?
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Oh it's going to be terrible. It will bomb, and DC will be surprised yet again.
Maybe we get a more Martial Artsy fluid movements Batman like Batman Beyond.
If it was a batman beyond movie starring Pattinson everyone would say it's kino
Best case is it's slightly less shitty than capeshit usually is
maybe he gets fucking jacked and surprises you faggot like ledger did
close minded incel fat fucks
No. Pattinson has the testosterone levels of a 4 year old girl. They picked a guy whose defining role was a prissy vampire getting cucked by a spic werewolf, and whose fiance openly cucked him with a director. The Soiman is gonna suck.
He bulks up and it turns out to be a great movie.
Batman movies have the best track record of successful DC movies if not capeshit movies in general about a specific character. It's like one unquestionably bad movie for every three or four that comes out.
Batman Beyond is supposed to be more lithe than Batman
Being a patrician British actor, it's in good hands.
That we all die before its released. Also maybe any les scenes between harley and cat woman they can shove in there.
True, but Terry is supposed to be tough. Not an over emotional faggot.
>estosterone levels of a 4 year old girl.
youre projecting, pablo you potbellied fuck
This.
You think the faggot from Twilight is manly?
Have you ever seen Pattinson in anything other than Twilight?
>Not an over emotional faggot.
I swear the people who don't like pattinson have only ever seen twilight (because they're obvious faggots)
he's a tremendous character actor with a lot of quality films under his belt
>Pattinson has the testosterone levels of a 4 year old girl
What little girl has this kind of manly jawline? You weirdo.
not even his fault that his character is a faggot in Twilight, he tried to act more like a vampire and the director told him to not do it.
>What little girl has this kind of manly jawline?
I would put money on Bruce Willis's kids when they were young.
Hire John Landis for the batcopter scene
I'm a better judge of what's manly better than you everyday of the week and twice on sundays, fuckboi
he's fucking great in twilight too, he made it very watchable and interesting - not mad at that movie one bit. way too many insecure, closeted half-a-fags these days
“I wouldn’t have taken the multi million dollar dream acting role, playing a character that millions of girls swoon over. That wouldn’t be manly”
People who HATE twilight and judge Pattenson based on it are mentally children.
>are mentally children.
ugly and fat too
My body is ready.
noice
I think all the people saying he’s too much of a pretty boy to be Batman are proving that he will be a good Bruce Wayne. The guy is handsome and brooding af. The problem is that he’s supposed to become this intimidating borderline psychotic dude that criminals are afraid of at the flip of a switch. I don’t see him pulling that off
>The guy is handsome and brooding af.
correct>intimidating borderline psychotic dude that criminals are afraid of at the flip of a switch. I don’t see him pulling that off
try watching something outside of capeshit, you simple normie faggot
But he's literally talking about capeshit. IMO Patrick Bateman wasn't even able to pull it off (his Batman was more ridiculously retarded than terrifying), I don't see Edward being able to do it. The Batman character isn't exactly scary though, he trained his whole life to be LESS dangerous to criminals than a regular cop.
His chin is perfect for Batman. I am mirin.
You know it.
pattinson is KINO
It's funny because it's true.
affleck is such a faggot, even george clooney was less gay
seriously, joel, why the nipples.
>affleck is such a faggot
delet this.
because 90's
It's Batman Beyond instead.
>The problem is that he’s supposed to become this intimidating borderline psychotic dude that criminals are afraid of at the flip of a switch. I don’t see him pulling that off
The Batman suit and how he movies does all the work in that area
Best case: Mega kino
Worst case: passable Reddit core
But it's Pattinson and Batman. As long as they don't fuck up the other castings it will be boss.
this is a based choice. Batman can finally go back to being art, and atmospheric like Batman returns.
sick to fucking death of chunky, clunky, robot square batman. so tired of it.
Pattinson might save Batman from 'capeshit' hell.
something like this if time truly is a flat circle
Pattinson is a pretty chill guy.
is Yea Forums certain theyre not jealous over KStew?
The film is a Hitchcockian murder mystery involving a Gotham figurehead's murder. All the villains are suspects for Batman. He'll come across each one to put together what happened. The entire film is POV of Bruce/Batman. He's been Batman for a few years.
You're welcome.
pattinson dies in a stunt accident
Ben is life, Ben is love
Batman Beyond
GIWTWM
This
oooo I think you're on to something there
He's gonna be great
>this nigga
DC, cast them and make the movie!
Dont fuck with me like that
movie exec insider here
we already did
i hope this is true
A good Batman is 80% the suit. It's how he plays Bruce Wayne that really matters
Pattinson is more than twice Terry's age
That hey focus more on investigation, stealth, and gadgets, rather than the usual muscle-Bat.
he looks more like the joker than the batman though. fuck
>fprp
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wrong
>Terry's
who?
He could pass for early-mid twenties. Change him from college student to journalist or some shit and it's fine.
It might work as a Batman Beyond movie with him playing Terry McGinnis and Micheal Keaton playing elderly Bruce Wayne.
Gtfo.
I agree. But still, I believe in Battinson.
you merely adopted the dark
this user gets it
dumb muscle bat is boring and not consistent with canon. he's supposed to be the worlds greatest detective, with genius intellect.
>casting
I don't trust dc NOT to fuck this up. It's what they're best at (it's a blessing all their actors quit). That said, you should be more concerned about is who the villains/story will be.
I guarantee you're looking at a combination of Penguin, Catwoman, or Ridder. Maybe Ra's Al Ghul. This is an utter certainty. Doesn't matter who they cast for these characters, because they will fail because the characters suck and have been played out.
Wrong what? How is a more intellectual focused gadget/investigation/martial arts Batman wrong, as opposed to the more one dimensional muscle-Batman they keep going with?
>he's supposed to be the worlds greatest detective
That's just what they tell Batman to make him feel better
>puts your poindexter skull in a headlock
sounds gay, weiner
Normal batman film. No cinematic universe crap and no negroid love interest.
The best case scenario is a 13-episode TV adaptation of the Long Halloween. We will never get the best case scenario.
>What’s the best case scenario for this?
Best case is his female fans from the sparkly vampire movies don't go see his batman movie.
How do we stop them?
This. Everybody knows a hero is only as good as it's villain. What we should get is Deathstroke, not the Magic Mike version. A legit Slade, I'm thinking Leo or Pitt. But instead they already said it's a low action detective story, so enjoy the Riddler who is canon gay now thanks to the show Gotham.
Pattinson is fuckin kino.
>What we should get is Deathstroke,
He's not even a real Batman villain
GO SUCK A DICK FAGGOT
All he needs to do is play his character in Cosmopolis but smiling a bit more in public and he's set.
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I honestly can't believe you guys are still so worked up about these movies. Pattinson himself shit talked them while they were being made.
kstew as the leading actress or cameo
How does focusing more on gadgets, stealth, and intellect turn him into a poindexter incapable of confronting a headlock? He doesn't have to looks like a juiced up body-builder to kick someone's ass.
Being mad about teenage girl romance movies, is just as fucking vapid and dumb as liking them.
Pattinson is a good actor.
Go see Cosmopolis or something.
Also has some cool connections to cool artists.
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>being this closeted
batman movies dont bomb its basically a license to print money
I was calling you that you autistic faggot
we want a batman that fucks, not thats good at math or some gay shit you limp wrists like
>DCucks are BOILING
It's so easy to work you libtards. Hey, how's Swamp Thing doing?? Hahhahaa!!!
Who is we? Also, learn to greentext appropriately.
>implying handsome twinks don't get more ass than autistic powerlifter batman with nasty protein farts
So?
You realize how comical and gay his immediate rouge's gallery is right? They're going for a smart, sophisticated Batman story. Shit is not gonna happen with fucking Scarecrow and Riddler.
They need to go off the reservation here. Deathstroke, Hush, even Lex Luthor. The film's gonna suck, idk why I'm even trying to save your film.
Yeah, but it's man-ass we don't want (most gays I know say they mostly do BJs anyway) so it doesn't count to us.
The most based guy I know is gay. Since he doesn't need them for sex, he has absolutely no use for women and sees them as nothing but trouble-making bitches.
>detective story means it has to be the Riddler
You can make an amazing detective story using Deathstroke as the villain. The whole point of Deathstroke originally was he's evil-Batman (complete with mansion, yachts, gadgets, and manservant), so play up that side. Deathstroke's doing hits around Gotham and Batman has to figure out who he is, who he's going to target next, and how to stop him, while Bruce meets Slade, a war hero now working in private security visiting Gotham to consult for Wayne Enterprises, neither knowing who the other is initially. Sherlock and Moriarty, but in tights. They won't use Deathstroke though because he's being used in Titans and the live-action department of DC is clinically retarded.
Riddler's only problem is that weird fucking costume, let's be clear on that. A criminal genius who keeps fucking himself over because he's so mentally deranged he can't help but make everything a riddle is actually pretty interesting.
You realise how comical and gay Batman is right? He wears tights as part of his Bat costume and punches clowns. If they can make him smart and sophisticated enough for you then they can make any of his villains smart and sophisticated enough for you. Scarecrow was great in Batman Begins.
They better cast a good villain and just keep Pattinson to a maximum of grunts.
>not a hard R kino of mad hatter going full pedo and Batman investigating child kidnappings
He looks like hes choking.
I'd be REAL fuckin down for this.
the only film that would be kino
too bad it will be a PG13 schlock fest with a female love interest, probably Catwoman again
>Batman Beyond film / sequel to '89 Batman and BR
Sooooo good oh I want this right now
Nightwing played by K Stew (as a boy). They have a heavily implied sexual relation, but most people accept it because Nightwing is technically a boy (female).
Checkmate, goyim.
this was kino
you need to dialate and have sex
Did you even see Flopzam? I expect this movie to fail as well.
>Have you ever seen Pattinson in anything other than Twilight?
Has anyone?
>he's seen twilight
>Has anyone?
yes, he's literally one of the best character actors of the last 50 years
>Hush
a fucking meme. Dr Strange did the whole stick years ago and is better Batman villain than Hush and Bane combine