Yea Forums humor plz

SNEED XDDDD

Reddit would love this

It did take incredible amounts of manpower which is why they fucking lost

>poster makes a joke
>another autist replies to him telling the same joke back at him
>he gets the replies
There's 0 fucking justice in this world

>tfw you wanted to say this is a recent favorite but it was actually two years ago
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83644687

It's considered good etiquette to wait at least a week after screencapping your own posts before starting a thread with them.

that would be funny if history channel wasn't all about aliens and ghosts

they're actually both the same autist replying to his own joke to farm (you)s

is he you?

samefagging piece of shit

Because the top poster was shitty at executing it

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Felt the same way about this. I've never seen a thread accomplish this much lmaoing since:
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/53466568/

the madlad

The first Bane post was literally the best Bane post. That haha at the end makes it

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/112512875/

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>CIA Agent
Why did they used to call CIA that? Was Agent his last name originally, did they retcon that?

sneed

that was pretty common knowledge prior to 2016

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Sneed seed feed fuck and suck

It reminds me of the "Wow!" signal, or something like that. A man realizing that he has stumbled upon something special, his disbelief expressed as minor surprise.

based

Dubs and I post webm of me fucking my gf

kek. i remember that. like a week ago?

I remember scrolling through this thread thinking there has got to be some fucking trips. And low and behold, there weren't

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we are all (you)

lolzzzzzzzz

based

That was amazing, thank you for posting it

Holy shit look at all those replies.

>Women never plowed the fields with the rest of the peasents
Incels actually believe this

There was after like 2 hours and 200+ replies.

seems small time to me. people are superstitious retards and reply to this thread or your mom dies in her sleep tonight posts often reach as many replies.

I remember being on Yea Forums when the scene was released, I think everyone knew immediately that these 4 lines were the epicenter of weirdness

did it get a shitton of (you)'s?

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That's true

You seem to be mistaken, Travel Channel is the ghost channel.

we're not talking about farming, user. many women plowed fields. we're talking about industrial grade construction, demolition, waste management, and other dangerous jobs in which people regularly died doing them. not many farmers died from hoeing accidents back in the day. more women probably get sick and die from a different kind of hoeing today, for that matter.

>Yea Forums
>ever being funny
youre misguided tourist leave this place

no arguing that

How can asians even see things with those eyes?

this hundo p

the classic that started it all

ramie posting is definitely up there in funny memes this board produced

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thats based as fuck

...

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clever desu

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haha how silly, who would reply to that haha

that recording is one of the best things this board has produced in the last 5 years

oh that's right. Dont know how i confused the 2

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I lost

this was like only like half of the supplies before they all got deleted

damn that user was pretty based and an absolute madlad

keky keky lel lel

Ah yes, I remember when we had literal live threads for children's shows on Disney Channel. Good times.

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both kekworthy

kek

I feel like I’m supposed to say yikes, but I dig your style

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What the fuck WAS he watching?

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.

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congrats on finally coming out of the closet, fellow gay user.

probably pearl harbor

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it’s probably and old copy pasta, user

I liked this one
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/113987424/

based

based

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D

>reddit spaced

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i don't get it

i dont get it

I don’t get it

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I get it but you should explain.

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Ones a set up ones a punch line you retard both are important

damn

It's a reference to Dark Knight Rises when Bane tells John Dagget "Are you fell in charge?"

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how did he know?

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only gay if the balls touch

well he was 8 years too early

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Fuck you did it again user

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I am retarded I just got the line For you was supposed to be right after "It would be Extremely Painful" I always thought for you was referring to his size.

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dark incel blood magick

SND.jpgEE?

Niggas call me the poop barber....cuz I cut da crap!

fpbp

I'm the one who wrote that.

based (formerly cringe)

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I don't get it.

keky keky lel lel

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No. Tom Hardy himself said it's "I'm a big guy for you"

i find it ironic that people say /LOST/ was the golden era of /tv. and yet the LOST verticals are some of the worst attempts at humor in the history of Yea Forums

I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS

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Guess what zoomer? Yea Forums has always been reddit

Every fan poll ever taken always confirms it too. The other guy just has some linguistical problem, perhaps related to autism.

fpbp

No, Tom Hardy said the script was written as "It would be extremely painful - for you" but he said it with the tone to make it sound "You're a big guy - For you"
The bastard was shitposting when the movie was in the making

Reddit zoomer opinion, discarded

FUCK

HAVE SEX

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fuck

>tourist
>the pc version of newfag
Hi, newfag!

I'm the person who always posts this video. There's usually an user or two who enjoy it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs

Even with the stones there wasn't enough time

dkie

youtube.com/watch?v=2JBOS4ZZcIY

This will hang in the Louvre one day

Tourists and newfags are different though

Why don't you already know this

Ha-hahaha
Imagine falling for this

>the post says "reply to this thread"
>people reply to this post as if it was the one with the curse
Come on, dudes

damn

no u

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Someone post the ogre hand Mad Max bluray pasta
I wheezed for an hour reading that fucking thread

Best in the thread

Not Yea Forums but good enough to get a pass

wut

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soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

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all the reaction images i want are always a 10x10 pixel thumbnail on a thread collage

I aspire to be as based as that

moe posters are still trying to recover.

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baste

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Had a dream last night I saw Death Grips live but due to dream bullshittery whenever MC Ride sang it came out sounding like Beyonce, and I thought it was the funniest goddamn thing. I sat with him afterwards and he was really embarrassed about it. Thanks for reading my dream blog.

filthy phoneposts coming through

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got them and me

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*crack* and based and bluepilled and cute and redpilled and cringe and basedpilled and bing bing wahoo youre a big guy for the popcorn mines yep gods I was a nigga who was finna get dabbed on no can do got a reservation at sneeds feed and seed formerly moes tavern everyone do the floss even though I think the cringe fuck and suck sucks cause the kinoplex tax policy is too strict especially for single strangers who well i wikipedia this and you wikipedia thatpilled and dishonest bisexual lighting fills my Yea Forums cells interlinked kino kino kino sneed seed feed BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP oh pardon me my dear I wasn't expecting the hippos to lose their appetite for a BURGAH mr bond so why doesn't thanos just pay 500 dorra and double their appetite for >catched
"No!"
okay this is epic ah all due respect T even though I'm thinkin' he's back I don't think crab legs are welcome in this trolley but her body of work i just don't WHIRRRRRR it the pan is nice and hot so C'MERE YOU and hand in your badge and your gun and your other pill and your other Monster™ and redpilled and your other gun and your other gun and grug think pointy nose tribe make NPC meme to trick and based and redpilled and and and and and Robert and frogs and kek and yikes and your other gun dab Ornella dab YO LIL DONNIE this was extremely painful to write I think I'm dying I'm so sorry ma I wanna go back to the feed and seed nowpilled

Fuck you

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The punch line is supposed to be implicit you pleb.

this closes it all for me

The script was leaked

news flash:

first post based post

hilarious. thanks user

Mods deleted it too lmao

Why take the risk, also screw you

momy

>off by one
Dude, just kys

Fuck you

based

...

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>huge GETs mattering when they are scripted
remember who the true power on Yea Forums is

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I’m sure everyone attracted to this website always read questions too quickly as a kid. Subtly clever bait though

Wow..... so this.... is the humor of Yea Forums.....

Back in high school I was getting pretty close to fucking some of my handsome friends just for the hilarity of teasing them about it in front of others h-ha...

Cool thanks bro

kek

Scripting doesn't guarantee GETs on a board as fast as this. There's probably a dozen ADHD zoomer posts behind a cooldown at any given instant.

no please ://

.

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bitch

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haha

Damnit

>update thread
>start reading this excitedly
>realize it was my post

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>
cunt

riley posting was so underrated
glad that every mew thread or name mention gets a reply of HOME WRECKING WHORE now

Wrong.

fuck you

I remember that thread

Don't have a screenshot on me but maybe someone can scour 4plebs for me
There was a thread some time ago, either 2013 or 15 about possible nu Simpsons plots and I think one poster imagined up an episode where the unsavory males of Springfield become men's rights activists.

Is it weird if I speak like a normal adult, but in my mind sometimes I regress to the sort of prose from this greentext? Something very primitive and simplistic?

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kek Elrond Hubbard didn’t do shit

Hey

7 and a half fucking years

This entire thread

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/431534827/#431536301

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schizoposting>strokeposting

source on bottom pic

Oh for fuck's sake user

haha

This should be taught in schools.

Rolling

being a mother is the hardest job in the world desu

Will never stop being funny.

Quads

ahahahaha

imagine getting paid to shitpost scripts like this lmao

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top titter, lad.

>There are actual people who are getting paid real money to write what is essentially a shitpost

clown world

Checked

Bet he was really dreaming of Mr. Clean.

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83644687
>that recording
10/10 thread

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they're both the same episode of black mirror.

Reminder: You are here forever. Except me, I'm outta here. Trips I summon thee!

huh

rolling

mods

Arghh

have sex

To play devil's advocate, it's not as bad as it used to be for men in that regard and if actually cared about this you'd have passed the ERA and had female draft.

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That character didn't have a filing cabinet. It was like a whole plot point.

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atleast post the damn gif

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>this amount of cope

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>jerking off to your sister's panties
get on my level scrubs, and masturbate to your mother's used panties

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250 posts and nobody posted the best one. Did the demographics really change that much in the past few years?

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Here, this is my first time making a gif on an image but if you can do better feel free.
photopea.com/tuts/add-gif-into-a-still-image/
photopea.com
Lurk more before posting if you don't know what a Script it, I could mention github and addons for 4chanX but I'd likely be waisting my time since your posting style outs you as a massive newfag who is probably phoneposting as well.
Breddy good, the Drive autism Scorpion jackets are my favorite Yea Forums screencap in recent memory.

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>whining about the state of Yea Forums
vs Yea Forums's heartwarming 100mill post

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So that's where Brooker got the inspiration for Black Mirror

>fake ass mod get
this was the real get

Nigger

She looks like the baby dinosaur from that liveaction tv show

I thought he got the idea after he finished getting fucked and asked the guy what he thought and Corbyn said it was like fucking a pig.

>still going on about which scripted get is less scripted

>two years ago
fucking hell stop

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she is hot, sauce please

has whe done any nudes btw?

Ugh

>no one's posted Flight 9525 yet
Redditors, all of you

epic

Sneed will be eternal

Ridiculously underrated post

HOLY SHIT

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im not falling for this one user :^)

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Based

I took a look at that twice, noted the name, and was still convinced that Elijah Wood just somehow really let himself go.

So much this. When the setup is already obviously containing the punchline and brainlets need to spell it out.

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This is more heartwarming than it should, dammit

>it's real

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fag

Ok

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these programs are literally NPC updates

Its no harder than being a young man in a sauna for red blooded tigers

That ending lol

So young, so innocent

Alright, GET ON WITH IT

I'm OP of that thread and I was literally the guy that got trips.
Mods went through deleted all get posts soon after.

Roll

>chad, stacy, normies and omegas
you just know this writer is an ex-Yea Forums or still shitposter

Rolling

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such is life

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90% of this site is shitposts, I'm not gonna analyze a random post for the hidden meaning, faggot.
>So much this
Kill yourself redditnigger

it's more creative therefore i agree. very funny even

I love history

what a year to be alive... when they made the prison music from TDKR play on Yea Forums when the lights went out during SB...pure kino

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I thought it was jonah hill from the left picture

then he screencaps it and makes a gay thread about it

>6
WWWW

Yea Forums used to be good

roll

underrated

that was unironically the best day on this board

OOF MARONE

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106111735/#106114092

based

it will be I

it will be me!

one more fuck niggerss!!

oke i'm aiming for triple 9s. damn i really wanna leave this website

Too quick. I'll try again after 40 seconds

I dont think you understand. It's not solved by having a female draft.

still too quick. now let's do a minute or two.

we're getting close to triple 9s, lads! wish me luck!

YES, THANK GOD, THANK JESUS UP IN THE HEAVENS FOR FREEING ME! I WILL HONOR THIS AGREEMENT AND THIS WILL BE THE FINAL THREAD I VIEW ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE. THANK YOU LORD.

based and hahapilled

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BASED AND REDPILLED

I love that YTP

dude i'm dying that ending is the school shooter insert, perfect cast

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...

I kinda wanna make a series where I wear a hidden cam and go out on dates and recreate these stories/be cringy as possible

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DO IT

kek. this is the only one that I have read ITT so far that I actually laughed at IRL.

EXTREMELY KEKKASTICC

What were the replies

They use a form of sonar actually, you know like a ... submarine

I'm here forever though. We all are.

Nigga you gay