For what purpose?
For what purpose?
Christian Myers
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Adam Davis
It's wish fulfillment for children. Like when you go to 7-11 with a ten dollar bill and say god damn I'm gonna eat a lot of gummi worms tonight.
Liam Wood
did you manage to grow up without being a child OP
Cameron Cox
what did ron have in his lunch bag?
Jace Myers
Maggoty bread
Ayden Taylor
when you ballin' you share wit da squad too
Matthew Carter
These drones can't grow up
peter pan syndrome infecting everyone was their end game
Caleb Wright
asserting dominance, something you betas would never understand
Jack Richardson
a ham sandwich
Dylan Allen
he took the lot in the vain hope of ending up in an episode of My 600lb Life rather than cast as the lead actor in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anthony Edwards
I'LL TAKE A CHEEKY WANK IF YOU DON'T MIND ;) NOW PULL UP THAT DRESS
Ian Martinez
A better question would be what's the point of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Thomas Taylor
Well one of you has to go home and change
Jace Howard
best pasta in the history of pasta
Justin Young
That's bullshit. This was 100% a flex to show that Ron nigga just who was in charge in this friendship. Men do this shit all the time just so you know whose the alpha, usually it's a handshake to show that shit but there are other flexes. Getting a bitch. Taking your bitch. Fighting that nigga just so he knows what's up. Look at all your friends, there's always a leader in that shit. See some niggas say "I wanna eat" and other niggas say "shit I wanna eat too". What is you? You wanna eat or you wanna eat too? This the difference between a general and a soldier. That's why Harry eats. That's why Harry takes the lot.
This was the moment I lost all fucking respect for Ron and he never really recovered from this point in the story. This shit would eat at him for 7 years and he didn't even know why.
Nathan King
Nigger
Aiden Jackson
Nigga you just lost the have sex
Alexander Thompson
I have to agree with this big lipped baboon here
Harry mogged the fuck out of that ginger that as he rightfully should have
Lincoln Perez
Jeremiah Bennett
They were his first friends and he wanted to treat them and himself pretty much.
Gabriel Butler
kek
Tyler Evans
by showing them the fuck up?
Jeremiah Ross
bix nood mofugga
Gavin Smith
this is what I believe as well
Jacob Lee
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(part 29+ you have to search on youtube since its missing from the playlist)
Kevin Sanders
youtube.com
Here is a direct link to the playlist since I'm a fucking retarded nigggger.
Nathaniel Rogers
i've never got this meme. I mean in terms of posting it daily. It's not even really shit posting like sneed, it's just "uh, he posted it again."
Hunter Campbell
have sex
Grayson Rogers
Imagine being the kid in the next car. Like seriously imagine you're on your first trip to Hogwarts, and you're all scared because you're just 11 on a trip far away to boarding school, and because you're just a little kid the only thing that's really going to comfort you is snacks.
And you hear the trolley lady coming, with chocolate and sweets and magical little treats that a little kid would kill for.
And then some trust fund kiddie just buys the whole thing. He buys it. Everything. There's nothing left for you.
Fucking trust fund kids.
Jace Sanders
Harry was flexing on Ron
Kayden Robinson
I thought niggers were supposed to be stupid
Jayden Hernandez
Cringe and wrongpilled
Jacob Jones
He didn't say anything about niggers though?
Andrew Evans
BASED
Cringe
Evan Taylor
To flex on Ron and make fun of him for being poor
Christopher Ross
>the whole cart
Are you guys retarded or is this a meme?
He just bought one of every item, or two of every item.
How could (pic related) be the whole cart?
Cooper Watson
>two of every candy
Oh so hes fucking Noah now?
Angel Lee
What a forward young man you are