Heres your new scooby doo cast bro

It was probably as big as him

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Could they not find a camera with enough zoom to show Robert Downey Jr?

>Imagine the shit he took after eating that.

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This one has him

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I miss him

I THINK MIDGETS SUCK

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tiniest mystery machine I could find

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Imagine how glad DeVito must be to just barely escape the dwarf/midge height limit.

i've heard midges have normal-sized cocks, any midge experts wanna confirm?

I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.

Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.

Peter Dinklage is quite handsome

What's this pasta

Based bullshit story.

Not true but it's not a problem if they aren't sleeping with size queen whores aka American women.

Why don't more midgets get their legs broken and readjusted

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nice pasta

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why are actors so short?

costs less to feed them

I guess that's why they're into acting. Any taller and they might've become athletes. There were a few exceptions of course. I can't find the articke but I remember one actor in particular expressed his hate dor working in any films alongside another actor he towered over because the directors made him take his shoes off to film scened if they appeared together on-screen. Removing his shoes to compensate for the other star's lack of height really annoyed him.

It would be very painful.

they are big guys

She is.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

for you

not sure how true it is but apparently it's preferred to have actors and actresses close in height to make filming easier

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Always fit in frame.

Fit in frame better with female costars, then they can use camera angles to make them both look tall.

Agreed, I think she looks quite good.
Also helps she's Velma in this picture too.

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Daphne has always been best girl, go figure his disgusting wife chose to be the airheaded STD archive slut.

I want to court and marry Warwick's daughter. Should be easy, as a man of normal height she'll be awestruck that I treat her with an ounce of kindness, and don't run screaming or try to squish her under my foot. I want to make her feel loved. Feel normal, like she's not a freak. I want to marry her, and consumate our love with tender passion. I want to impregnate her with the seed of our passion.

Then I want to abuse her, starting with mild insults and demands, then going to full-fledged hardcore violence and soulcrushing humiliation. She'll never be able to contact help as I'll keep all phones and locks at least 6 feet above the ground.

All of this will culminate at the end of her 3rd trimester, 8 months pregnant. I'm going to shove my hand straight up her cunt and yank out her fetus. I'm too humane to allow another midge into the world. Then I'll hand her a fork and knife and order her to eat it, completely raw and possibly still alive. Refusal will result in increasingly savage punishments, and if she disobeys too much, I'll simply use my normal adult male strength to shove it straight down to the stomach in one piece, breaking out her teeth and ripping open her jaw and throat.

Maybe once that's done I'll let the little vermin know the sweet release of death. More likely I'll forcefully keep her alive for my own entertainment. Even if anyone notices she's missing, nobody would report it, because nobody cares.

I hope you're reading this, Warwick. This is the fate for both of your disgusting spawns. And the best part is, there's nothing you can do about it. This is inevitable, and you should be so lucky that I get my hands on her- my plan is unreasonably kind to you freakish midges. Literal non-human freaks.

Bazoinga.

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Stop it

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this post fuckin slayed me my dude

hmmm

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I hate this image so much it has to be bullshit. I'm 4"3" but Peter Dinkledge is a midget so how the fuck would he be taller than me?

I'm ok with this until the part you start abusing her.
She's just too cute to be treated bad. She's a CUTE.

>I'm 4"3"
pic pls

He's a big midge

You're a fucking faggot, and for reasons other than lusting after a literal goblin.

Pics or didn't happen

Because when you're a beta loser in highschool you end up in the drama class.
Acting is literally for people who want to pretend they're anybody else, this is also why so many actors are insufferable cunts with mental health issues.

It may not look like it, but she needs a grown man to satisfy her needs. Not an edgy 12yo with ADHD.

I'd love to stick Warwick's head in a moderate sized subwoofer and blow his ear drums out after playing bass boosted screams of his children being flayed and dismembered, it'll be the last thing he ever hears and reverberate in his mind. Fortunately for him that would not be for long because as he falls out of the subwoofer and sits in a daze from shock he would not be aware of the growls from the hungry pitbulls I just let loose.

fucking manlet scum. Elijah wood gets a pass he is based and kinopilled

Why do these people choose to breed.

Is he really this short?
OHNONONONONO

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velma too fat

Going outside has led me to wonder this same question every time. I have finally concluded that it's not a choice. They can't help it. Most people are animals blindly following their instincts in this samsaric game.

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Even if you're a femanon this is hard to believe

London?

I would fuck both

The state of midgets in this country is absolutely shameful. They've graduated from being a novelty at circuses to a novelty in acting.

Clonney is a manlet? I never realized

Absolutely fucking WOULD that Velma

Kek

>mfw all these people (except maybe woody allen) will have infinitely more sex than the average incel whining about manletism

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perfect

its mind boggling how tiny they are

a large house cat could kill all of them

>mfw you're a midge living vicariously through manlets

I'm 6', actually, I just think it's a load of bullshit by and for insecure faggots.
Keep at it, though.

Holy shit I want to stick my penis inside fat velma

So.. you're a manlet?

Ok, this is a little fucked up even for me. And I was raised on Yea Forums

they still have midget faces.

I see Warwick Davis as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a midge who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Warwick Davis is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed anus with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting anus as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of his rectum, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Warwick Davis does it for me.

I HEARD YOU BIG PEOPLE WERE PICKING ON MY FRIENDS.

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Get out

Looks kino

Devito is King of the Little People

Where are his legs in the first picture?

he doesn’t have legs in either picture mate

unironically based

remember

the 6 million little people

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he is sitting with his legs to his chest