My name is Buck and I'm here to

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uncle buck
formerly del griffith

watch my nephew and nieces while their parents are on vacation

hit you with balls

I really could have done without the graphic power drill rape scene.

Formerly Uncle Beed

I really could have done without the Broken washing machine mistaken for a rape scene.

The field of local LIVE entertainment I'M A GOD!

By why RAPE the washing machine?!

Why are there no John Hughes style comfy comedies like this any more?

Hardcore Henry was pretty funny.

politics, diversity quota

...make giant pancakes?

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Well he died so...

>tfw no massive buttermilk pancake on my birthday

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why are you such a bigot?

>tfw John Candy was actually GOD in the John Hughesiverse

He was God in THIS universe, had to go back for some reason. Still mad about it...

WAGONS EAST!!!!!

succ and fucc

i had an uncle who fucked me. his name wasnt buck though. went on for 3 years because my mom wouldnt believe me. im 32 year old who cant get an erection around women now unless im taking massive amounts of drugs. i wish my mom would have believed me

What a fag

Squeeze lemons