Gigolo here, will be visiting my first client (female, 31) in 2 hours. What are some gigolo-kinos?

Serious question, how much is she going to pay you?

two double cheeseburgers

>straight gigolo
yeah ok

I can't imagine the number of STDs you have

The speed and detail of this reply makes me wonder how many male prostitutes are on Yea Forums

Hm hm (hm) does this mean that you are very attractive?

>straight
>gigolo
lmao get the fuck out of here with that nonsense

>9. If you live in a major city you WILL be paid to deflower some rich Middle Eastern woman who thinks western men are hot and will treat you like a machine
How many times have you had that happen?

that one dude hangs out with a turner syndrome bitch and takes her to a stadium and then the fishtank breaks
jk
that's a good movie on how not to be a gigolo
for that all you need is to listen to Rico Suave

Fuck off Randy

I've never even heard of fiction like #9 before, so it's even more hilarious if true. Good post, real or fake

all male prostitutes are fags and fuck other fags for money

test

Chances are the women who can't get laid without paying are way cleaner than some club thots.

interesting post. how attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10?

Good luck.

gigolos don't only fuck women

Women don't actually want sex, they want company and romance. Charge them more for that.

In japan they have clubs where men do nothing more than drink and chat with women, the women pay exorbitant prices for the liquor just to hang with a cute guy who acts like he's interested in her.
youtu.be/iPhr6N-c8as

This man has sex

Is this for rizzle?

I'm incredibly good looking, fit, 6'6, and charming. I want in. A gay bro of mine has told me about his escort escapades but I figured only dudes were desperate enough to pay... I live in Vancouver so there is a lot of potential wealth to spend on muh dick. Where the fuck do I begin?

Yes, they do, just not the pretty kind you would want.

based gigolanon
pls go into great detail on #9, it's always fascinating to hear about autistic sexually repressed muzzies trying to get some

some might be pretty like the disabled ones, but online dating would be a lot more dangerous for them, and it's probably hard to meet guys through their social network since disabilities will scale that network back considerably. I can see why some would pay a gigolo

A.I: Artificial Intelligence

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you are delusional

incels aren't allowed to call others delusional

>Be Gigolo
>Advertise as only for women
>Sometimes Fags contact you anyway
>Say no
Huh that wasn't hard

incels are naive loser like you, get real

>delusional calling others delusional
>incel calling others incel
you gonna call me a faggot next, faggot?

dilate

For youolo.

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This is way to nuanced to be made up on the fly. Excellent work user

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>gay bro
enjoy your aids

I haven’t interacted with the disabled ones too much (like I said, I never had an agency and those women usually call agencies. I got new clients through word of mouth, which I’ll expand on later) but physically they differ: some are so shy they are basically disabled, those can be cute and are usually extremely inexperienced/virgins. I’ve been set up with straight up retarded daughters by their mothers a few times and I rejected them all. They smelled and looked gross and dangerous and I was fairly certain I wasn’t getting paid.

I’ve never had sex with a man. I’ve gotten offers from many, but I never took one. Keep in mind I wasn’t some street hustler: those guys need to fuck guys to make a living. Very depressing community.

None! Not even a cold sore. I did start developing a cocaine addiction at one point through work but I’ve stopped using that entirely. I’m EXTREMELY hygienic privately and take few risks. This is also one of the reasond why I don’t fuck the sketchy girls.

The women I fucked could easily get laid, I’ll get to that in a moment.

I grew up thinking I was very ugly, especially since my friends told me I was ugly. Honestly I still din’t know what to think. Looking back, many things happened to me — some shy kid — that probably wouldn’t have happened if I were ugly, like losing my virginity at 13 to a much older girl, or that girls would always offer to do my homework in college. I was quite shy and clueless until I was 22, I actually remember the exact day I became MUCH more extroverted.
A little while later I started working on high fashion photography sets doing something I’d rather not reveal for privacy reasons (both of my parents were models so I could ride a nice wave of nepotism and get up high very quickly).
1/2

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>I’ve been set up with straight up retarded daughters by their mothers
that is fucking wild

The oven.

you need to elaborate on the middle eastern women, how often has that happened? And wouldn't it make them unmarriable by their own standards?

At this point, I would probably sleep with gross women I despise if I could get money to buy a house and marry the one I love.

user that's called a job and that degradation is what we all deal with to get those things

Incredible.

>I live in Vancouver
you are not 6'6 lmao

>I actually remember the exact day I became MUCH more extroverted.

That sounds interesting

How did you even end up in that profession? Do you need to be a chad/hung like a horse?

ok. i use escorts and fuck em sometimes with video on for pleasure.

what sites do you use ? sl ? pd ? rb ? ns ? ec? er? cv?

i'm using the first two letters of these to see if you know them and i'll have you answer to see if you are legit, nigga.

This. Whores have to get tested or they cant work. Random party sluts cant afford to go to and get a pap smear.

Gigolo user, tell your stories
Anons, post questions with thread-related pics

>some shy kid — that probably wouldn’t have happened if I were ugly, like losing my virginity at 13 to a much older girl,

>shy kid
>got laid at 13
>girls did things for him

Yeah ok chad.

CONTINUING:
At those high fashion sets I kept being asked if I was one of the models and if I wanted to model too. I had been scouted as a teen and knew that wasn’t for me (model guys are WEIRD and there are too many dudes trying to bang you) so I kept saying no. However, this only made me more interesting to alot of the editors, stylists etc. and other professional women on those sets. Many of those women started asking me out. At first, it was just a nice way to get free dinners and drinks, and most of the women were quite attractive anyway so I didn’t mind sleeping with them. At one point I was talking about ridiculous rent and one of the women offered to pay my rent that month. I realised I had something special going on, so I started flirting more and more with every independently wealthy and 35+ woman I met at those sets. Through that I quickly amassed a network of women who were willing to pay for all my shit (and much more). As time passed, I started getting calls from women I didn’t know: friends of my contacts (I was indirectly being pimped out by my sugarmommies). They started actually paying me big bucks and taking me to even more high class events.
Most of the women who hired me were very confident and attractive. The funny part about the fashion industry is that the prostitution rumors that exist about everyone aren’t caused by everyone being hookers, but by people trying to could who actually are hookers and who are paying for sex.
As mentioned earlier, the worst ones are the shy girls (usually screenwriters or illustrators) who’ve been given my number by a colleague who felt bad for them, and the women trying to set me up with their hopelessvirgin daughters.

See my post. You could always sign up with an agency.
Gay high class prostitution is very lucrative but I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Very dangerous plus you’ll be fucking dudes.

Fucked like 20 of those. If you’ve ever interacted with rich people in the middle east you’ll know that they have a very strong culture of pretending not to see things (having booze on your table is illegal, so they put booze under the table, for example). Similarly, it’s a thing that rich Middle Easter girls (daughters, I guess) go on holidays in the west and will lose their virginity here because for some reason it doesn’t count and they can marry as virgins in their home country. They usually think every white guy here knows every white celebrity lmao and see you more as a sex toy than as a person.

This. I'm 6'0" in Vancouver and I can see clean over the heads of most men in this city. They put manlet juice in the water here.

>the worst ones are the shy girls (usually screenwriters or illustrators)
worst in what way?

K I N O

What are your stats?

hey man can you give advice to a man who forgot how to pull women? i srs dont know what im doing anymore.

Wait, so are you currently based in the Middle East?

Sonny - 2002

>and see you more as a sex toy than as a person.
God I wish that were me

he's referring to middle eastern women that are in the US for whatever reason. honestly sounds kind of awful being treated as a sex machine when you're a dude, the dick-gun only has so many rounds it can fire.

I'm 6 foot 7 and I have flaming red hair.

It ain't just manlet juice... Its pure soi. Canadian men (specifically van natives) are the most effeminate pissants I've ever been around

Cbf finding the reply about not being 6'6, but cope with it incel... Some people win the genetic lottery

No fuck off.

Nope, but I’ve been there.

6’2, I think
Very large penis (very thick, mostly).
I work out but I’m not huge. I’d get laughed out of /fit/. I have naturally broad shoulders though.

I don’t know, they come to me. Make them laugh and make sure you’re talking about things that can actually lead to an interesting conversation, not just stupid answer-and-it-ends questions.

this fucking guy

I asked about how the shy GIRLS were bad, like sexually (duh?) or falling in love or how are they being difficult?

Wrong guy, guy. I'm not op, just someone who wants to get paid to fuck wealthy Chinese and Middle Eastern women

>Be Gigolo
>Advertise as only for women
>Sometimes Fags contact you anyway
>Say no
>End up starving to death
Not hard at all.

you think the women out there want guys that have sex with other guys? much bigger std risk

>6’2, I think
LARP harder, every dude knows his own height down to the quarter inch/half centimeter

I don't but I'm a manlet. Ignorance is bliss

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How long of a dick? You're brunette or blonde? And how old are you?

Look at Mr no fun here. KYS nigger

>artistic works of fiction
and this is a particularly good one user, we knew

Could I make it as a model at 5'7" with a 5x5 dick? Face is probably 6/10

user in this thread is 7'7'' 220 lbs, very rich and gets paid to fuck virgin middle easterns and rich white woman 30-45.

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>haha no larp has ever been true right guys

>having to clarify you’re a straight prostitute
Lol ok whatever you say man

>some are so shy they are basically disabled, those can be cute and are usually extremely inexperienced/virgins
welp there goes the last shred of hope I had of ever getting a fellow shy virgin. Even if she can't interact with him normally a shy women will just hire an experienced chad instead.

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>2. Don’t do shit where there’s a guy present unless you really need the money. Tends not to end well (in many different ways).
what do you mean?

Deuce Oldfieldio - In Dulce Jublio

youtube.com/watch?v=ke66pI07_OU

How the fuck do you even become a make prostitute? Is your pimp some butch female?

be tall, handsome, fit, have social skills and a huge dick

even if they don't want to
their mothers will hire someone to take care of them lol
so yeah i guess you never stood a chance
better catfish sum dumb girls except that isn't as easy as it was before.
maybe just go buy a russian/phillipino bride or raise one yourself

>better catfish sum dumb girls except that isn't as easy as it was before.
like I said I'm a shy loser, no way I'm capable of that. Better to give up and keep some dignity than beg for scraps anyway.

how does the mother thing work for the shy girls? is it like you get paid first to just seduce her and date her for a bit to awaken her sexually, or does the mother expect you to get it on with her in a single night?

Ex-Gigolo reporting in
Unlike the other user, I did had male clients but they were traps
I'm also clean and never caught anything

holy shit this guy is on the big leagues
i only fuck random white mom's who are sexually frustrated they always initiate the act.
first i did was my neighbor and i knew his son lol
im not even good looking i guesd american women think latinos who know how to fix stuff are hot i guess.
btw she was married and i was fixing her a/c because my mom told her i could fix it

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THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

>his son

Slipped up a little bit there faggot

Daily reminder looks = everything
just be good looking theory

youtube.com/watch?v=ENDHD47-8-M

>his son
haha whoa there user

Third and final reply to at the time and you didn't let me down. Good job user.

>Gay high class prostitution
>Very dangerous plus you’ll be fucking dudes.
Woah. I did not know that

>7. Some of your clients are fine with just talking

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You incels of Yea Forums lead an amazing fantasy life LMAO

>Very large penis (very thick, mostly).

gonna have to post that hog, boss. I don't make the rules.

holy based

>tfw want to be a manwhore but 5'11 with a 5.5

FUCK

user the available corner of the market was described in this thread for you if you're really willing to go for it

youtube.com/watch?v=5gl-WMuo-eM

Hard reality: The type of woman who has to pay for sex isnt the woman you want to fucks

Hard reality: a lot of male prostitutes have to go gay for money

this info will never be applicable to me but very interesting read

>a lot
I can't remember the exact number or where I read it, but the overwhelmingly vast majority of prostitutes service mainly men, or at the very least some men.

That's only for Yea Forums, tard

toasting an epic bread

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if youre talking about fucking men then no sir otherwise guess im retarded

This is just depressing to read. Guess I shouldnt have been born an uggo

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Sounds legit desu. There was this model girl I used to fuck. She had a contact list of like 5,000 dudes she could hit up in every city that existed that would just pay for everything she wanted or fly her to foreign countries so I’m pretty confident she did escorting on the side since she never had a job. Then would just continuously pick up new contacts through them.

For some reason she was absolutely infatuated with me, I think because I wasn’t that into her. Mostly since she was insane, and really needed to learn what breath mints were.

>measuring at home comes up 5'11
>doctor's office says 5'10
>micronian woman at the DMV put down 6'0 on my license
The important thing is that women literally cannot tell height beyond "He is taller than me", and gay men just want to get fucked

Shit, are you me?

>Doctor's Office says 5'10 or 5'11
>I am as tall if not taller than more than one man who claims 6'0 or 6'1
>Dad always claimed 6'2, still shorter than him

I don't think anyone really understands how height works.

I've thought i was 6'8 my whole life Doctor said it family said it. Last year I went to different doctor they said 6'2. Seriously freaked me out I didn't know you could catch manletism

lmao this

they don't want guys that have sex with other girls, either
just be a stripper

>9. If you live in a major city you WILL be paid to deflower some rich Middle Eastern woman who thinks western men are hot and will treat you like a machine
I've heard this but with 50 year old chinese woman instead

this made me laugh so hard

wtf is that my wife?