Have you ever eaten a pussy before

Yes, imagine slurping on a strawberry and tuna smoothie

based and finookpilled

Lovely nude scene in Penny Dreadful. Nice muff. She doesn't try to hide her norf English accent either.

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neet alert. its piss and acid. idk where you are getting the sand bullshit from.

Yes. It's alright. You gotta lick harder on the clit than you would guess. Honestly making out is the best part of physical intimacy, and that gets old after like 20 mins. Honestly you virgins out there aren't missing that much. Its mostly just nice to have some validation.

It’s a meme ya dip

zoomer detected

>be me
>talking with my eventual wife early on in our relationship
>she asks me how I feel about blowjobs
>I say that I think less of women who want to slobber on a man's penis just like I'd think less of a man who wanted to lick a woman's cunt
>she said oh thank god because I don't want to put a dick in my mouth
>I said good, because I don't want to put my tongue inside a vagina
And that was how we decided to never have oral. I've had people tell me "oh man, you don't know what you're missing" but regular sex is fine, and it doesn't leave a bad taste in my mouth both literally and metaphorically.

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Enjoy your throat cancer, fags.

Oral sex doesn’t do it for me. Feels like a handy.

dat penny dreadful scene

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>bluff

Why do I post here? I've had sex.

hav sex

you married a cunt who won't blow you. faggot.

Yes and it was fantastic. Some people wash themselves

When I was in highschool eating pussy was pretty nice and exciting because I was a horny teenager, and the girls were clean. Past a certain age you realize eating pussy is just disgusting. Most women don't even take care of themselves down there,not to mention they've taken dozens if not hundreds of dicks, and to make matters worse a lot of the times they try to mask the stench of their rancid holes through perfume. Only a beta cuck would seriously consider eating a woman out as an adult.

>wanting to marry a woman who slobbers penises like it's her job
I'd say you married a prostitute but we both know you're not married and haven't ever even had sex.

Poor guy

Women do as they're told, just make her suck your dick anyway

Yes, 1 time. It was pretty tasty I was very surprised

>all the overweight losers on here who will never experience the joy of tongue punching the pink speedbag because they're only capable of pulling used goods or landwhales
kek, have (oral) sex faggots

zoomers and 90s born queers actually prefer eating ass and pussy to fucking women. No one born after 89 is a real person.

>penises
are you saying your wife fucks around on you?

Youd prefer a smelly ass, FAGGOT!?!?!?!?!

yeah. love it

Take your fucking meds, grandpa.

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>No one born after [year_i_was_born] is a real person.
very cringe

stop eating ass you disgusting little nigger

what a depressing sex life you two must have

>trying to pass off his menstrual fetish as martyrism
genius

>cringe
zoomer ass eater detected. I was born well before 89, the early 90s was just when i started noticing people weren't real people any more.

it tastes like salty coins

she is so pretty. I wish she was the British FOTM meme girl and not ugly as Sophie Turner

>it's the quickest way to get a throat infection

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No because if you’ll suck pussy you’ll suck dick

yikes

>yikes
you're a tranny too? gay niggers were a mistake

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have sex