Who do you think Putin is going to cast as CIA in his version?

so the USSR are a bunch of pussies who didn't do anything after the evil Murricah started the attacks on slav soil?

America created the USSR

Russia has blamed the CIA for everything from radical Islam, to the sabotage of "bustling" South American commie nations, to 9/11, to racism, etc for the last 80 years. The day that Russia doesn't blame the US for [bad thing] is the day last Russian dies.

False, German Empire created the USSR by bankrolling the Bolsheviks

the USSR was being the bigger country and forgive US

what about the Kemerovo fire

>biggest power
>2 years after that, they can't even contain toddlers flooding away from their control

Maybe its because the USA is actually responsible for all thing you've mentioned? Have you ever tried considering that fact?

An RBMK reactor can not simply explode! The CIA obviously infiltrated the plant and planted a bomb.

in the hbo series no one speaks russian, why would the russian version have them speak english?

DYATLOV WAS CIA

IRRADIATING THIS NIGHT SHIFT

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>CIA

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Technically the reactor itself didn't explode, didn't it? right?

What did he do wrong?

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>to the sabotage of "bustling" South American commie nations
>"lalalalalala the CIA didn't train and give weapons to South American revolutionaries or prop up dictators with the only criteria that they weren't socialist didn't happen lalalalalala"
Just because Russia blames them for a bunch of crazy shit it doesn't mean they weren't clearly fucking around in South America destabilising the shit out of the region for decades.

Proof? That's a big statement you're making there, fren.

leave /ourguy/ alone ffs

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Most of the bankrolling actually came from American banks in NY

wtf i hate america now

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>LOL hey guys let's create a nuclear disaster in the Soviet Union which could horribly threaten all of humanity if it spirals out of control because it'll make the Russians look bad!
-the CIA apparently

>>"lalalalalala the CIA didn't train and give weapons to South American revolutionaries or prop up dictators with the only criteria that they weren't socialist didn't happen lalalalalala"
So did they arm and train revolutionaries or prop up dictatorships? You should probably figure that one out first.

>that video
and yet if they hadn't bombed pearl harbor and killed thousands of Americans in a sneak attack and then invaded or attempted to invade pretty much ever American held territory in the Pacific, none of that would ever have happened.

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NO IM CIA!

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Literally no reason to believe this is true

The CIA forced the Soviets not to do maintenance on the reactors that were getting too old.

>defending Chernobyl
Putin is a communist sympathizer?

Do you know nothing about the history of South America, or what? It's not an either or situation. The contras weren't socialist, they were helped because they were trying to take down the "communist-leaning" governments in the name of "freedom", while the capitalist dictatorships were propped out of fear that whatever party was voted in would be socialist or not US-friendly. And along the way higher-ups were fattening their pockets from arm or drug sales. The US's involvement in South America has been an absolute shitshow of villainy easily rivalling the shit the USSR pulled. Two wrongs do not make a right.

>y-you’re a b-big guy”
>для тeбя

It would be hilarious if they made the cia agents fat as fuck and there is a minor plot where they have to try and find an agent of a normal weight to fit in with the russians

This was back in the 80s. Americans weren't all fatasses back then.

HOW ABOUT THE FICTIONAL STRONG WOMYN
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY ITS #HERTURN!

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Based and incredibly redpilled

>It will be interesting to see how they go with this. Will one of the control room people be a double agent who's job it was to cause a disaster ? Its kind of like when the leftists blame the Russians for trump or Brexit. They are just in denial.
t. useful idiot

>lists a buch of true shit
>muh Russia
dafuq

>russia doing damage control 33 years too late

based shoeman

>460k dollars
>state funded

Yes it's gonna be kino.

>CIA for everything from radical Islam, to the sabotage of "bustling" South American commie nations, to 9/11

>Self-owning yourself THIS hard

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>CIA didnt use the opiod fields from afghanistan to start an opiod epidemic in the U.S.

this is retarded. this would make US look competent af at espionage and sabotage, and russians like a bunch of vodka-fart sniffing lying dumbasses

>wanting to destroy your own country
dumbshit

Even more lies, so many lies covering other lies that they ignore why the explosion happened in the first place.

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LETS HAVE ANOTHER 20 THREADS ABOUT ANOTHER CHERNOBYL
WHAT THE FUCK COULD GO WRONG

That might mean something to socialists, but to hardcore capitalist "your own country" is just another large customer base to make money off of in the true American way.

That's a lot of money in Russia.

lmao

Everything in Russia always looks so goddamn depressing.

except they have admitted to it but okay

>except they have admitted to it but okay
?

*OLIGARCHS NEAR U*

then move to russia, retard

you won't tho

>implying it wasn't (((Kirschenbaum)))
Funny how he's still alive, huh?

t.butthurt leftie.

Would it be that far-fetched? It's a known fact the US and Israel fucked Iran's nuclear reactors.

>t.butthurt leftie.
you are really small minded

Russia isn't communist any more, bro. They've moved on to state capitalism or whatever they call it. Same as China. If user wants to live in a proper commie bloc these days he'll have to go to North Korea.

Didnt you watch him display the red and blue cards?

Starring Aiden Gillen

>the CIA didn't train and give weapons to South American revolutionaries or prop up dictators with the only criteria that they weren't socialist
wait they didn't? wtf i hate the cia now

>Young KGB agent (Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin at his prime) is sent to Pripyat to investigate rumor about CIA infiltration
>Agent Putin goes around investigating, eliminates a few CIA operators, but can't find the main mole
>The clues dry
>When sitting in a pub drinking, he is approached by certain man called Khodemchuk who knows about his mission
>Khodemchuk tells him, he is suspicious about Sitnikov, one nigh he says, he heard Rolling Stones from his apartement, he must be the mole
>Agent Putin tries to get closer to Sitnikov, but he seems like a nice Soviet man. Is he really hiding something?
>One night, Khodemchuk calls agent Putin, says it's urgent
>Agent Putin goes to his apartment, Khodemchuck appears to be in shock, says that he has heard two men planning an attack on the reactor, one of them was probably Sitnikov
>Agent Putin rushes to Sitnikov apartment, searches it bit by bit, but nothing to be found, so he goes back to Khodemchuk
>At Khodemchuk's apartment he finds only mrs. Khodemchuk, she says that her husband already went to work, but says that she will brew agent Putin a tea since he looks exhausted
>Agent Putin agrees and waits for the tea. Trying to think what to do next he wanders around a room.
>On one drawer there are portraits of Khodemchuk's parents
>"Strange, Valeriy once told me his father served in the the great patriotic war, but on the picture he has no uniform"
>Tempted by suspicion agent Putin opens the drawer underneath the portraits and rummages through the contains
>His hand suddenly picks what appears to be a very old badge with letters "O" "Y" and "H"
>"CYKA!", Putin promptly closes the drawer, just when mrs. Khodemchuk came with tea; agent Putin pretends nothing happens, politely drinks the tea and leaves
>When outside of apartment, he immedietly begins sprinting towards NPP
>When just few hundred meteres outside of plant he sees the explosion
1/2

2/2
>Falling on his knees he screams "YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU KNOW THIS WILL CAUSE THE GREATEST GEOPOLITICAL CATASTROPHE IN HISTORY OF MANKIND?
>He stands up and continues sprinting towards NPP
>He runs inside, looking for Khodemchuk, but his vision is getting continually blurred
>Cut
>Agent Putin lies in hospital next to Sitnikov, he cries and apologies to him
>Cut
>Sitnikov's funeral, agent Putin appears to recover, but he has changed.

Didn't the soviets admit it was human error back in the 80s though? Where is this CIA thing coming from?

You can put Mossad and KGB on that list

>tfw spykino in chernobyl

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wait... so modern Russians dont think the Soviet Union was bad?

It's funny when they go to cons and try to do the cool and hip shit to get young folk to work there

the soviet union wasn't bad

most do, this is just state propaganda

Putin Version: KGB were all amazing and never did anything wrong or bad.

They have a valid point about South America, though.

The CIA put brutal dictators in place who tortured and murdered, in many cases to benefit US corporations. That is fact.

The US cannot claim to defend freedom when it inflicted tyranny on millions of people.

The same applies to the Russians/Soviets who preached about liberation but inflicted oppression.

Putin is a KGB guy. Deceit and propaganda are pretty part of his DNA.

Chernobyl bought down the Soviet system because people had enough of it.

Remember when northrop gunnam bought some propaganda time from Marvel Comics, but then the promo got cancelled before it even released because of the outrage? Good times.

No we do not. USSR is romanticized here.
lel

pretty sweet wheelbarrow though...

Will Dyatlov be presented as the one sane man who tried to keep everything under control?

This but unironically

This glosses over how the USA sent several warnings to Japan about their imminent attack and told them to evacuate the target cities, because the had no interest in killing civilians but because of their densely packed populated areas, there was no way to hit army bases without destroying the cities.

The US might have dropped the bomb, but the deaths are on the Japanese government.