Yup...my evening is looking good right about now

Yup...my evening is looking good right about now.

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I'm just as lonely too. My parents and dog are my only company. I can't even imagine how much it's going to suck when I finally move out. Pure loneliness.

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what’s in the bag?

I wish I had some McD tonight

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You are like a little baby

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Cook your own burger you child

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fries are a more, they're do goddamn dense in calories
should've just gotten 3 mcchickens and some Hi-C

all that time and effort and it's barely a 5/10

man i want some fast food right now

Can confirm. It will get lonely. Just get a hooker every other week.

Not having a big tiddy gf cooking you dinner while watching Kino as we speak...
Are you guys even trying?

Why is fast food so addictive? I could eat it right after a regular meal.

hahaha
in europe men eat real food. pig's trotters, tripe stew, fat brisket
in usa man eat children's food might as well have a plate of chocolate (which yours still suck btw) or halloween candy
sometimes I think you guys didn't learn how to use a fork and a knife so you only pick food that doesn't recquire to

Not all of us can afford a home theater, lynch, you faggot. Some of us have to make due with what we've got. Maybe of you made a comprehsible film you wouldn't have to rely on the "cinematic experience" so much

>Fast food
Buy groceries you fucking degenerates

honestly pretty comfy OP

who the fuck eats mcdonalds on a plate you disgusting degenerate

>in europe men eat real food. pig's trotters, tripe stew, fat brisket

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That show really fell off after episode two.

I'm so horny and hungry

>pig's trotters, tripe stew, fat brisket
literal poverty food

do people over the age of 10 really get full from a portion size like this?

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as if fast food is a RICH MEN'S DELICACY LOL
you gag with real food you child

been living completely alone for 6 months, never been comfier
even started lifting
might get a dog soon tho, always wanted one

t. tubby

Why put the screen so far away?

>implying I was defending fast food
>implying that everyone who responds to you is the same person
>implying
Rent free, yuropoor

You don't need to eat until you're full and engorged, you fat fuck.

Is that Crazy Ex Girlfriend?

>not having 20/20 vision

so fucking dumb. look at this guy right here

i wish i had a theater i only have a 60in 1080p tv with internal speakers

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>he said as he looked in the mirror

yes, and the mirror showed me my screen which contained your green text replies smart boi

Messy room, but nice setup. That episode was fucking comedy gold.

4channel is 18+

Just buy some quality speakers and you're gold, user

no fun faggot and his yuropoor friend

on paper, yes, but 5 minutes here tell anyone otherwise

Being this poor to not afford a TV. So this is what this board has come to uh

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lose weight fatfuck

NEET masterrace, you wagecuck bitch.

>getting full from every meal
Enjoy your short life span

Same, bro.

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whats messy about it lol the cables?
the single water bottle?
the two hard drives sitting on my tv stand?

depressing. have sex.

>eating on the floor

I want a big mac now fuck you op

>Fuck you, vegan! I'm a predator that likes meat!
says the amerineet, whose meals are mainly CARBS, FAT from VEGETABLE oil and negligible ammounts of protein which need to be pre-chewed, or grounded as you will. Which just the thought of eating a the fat of a sirloin rump cap steak makes him gag like a 13 yo girl swallowing cock for the first time

not that guy
but homecooked burgers are always and I mean ALWAYS superior to any fast food chain burgers

fast trashy food is similar to heroin when it comes to what it does to your brain

>falling for the bait

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Your arteries sure aren't though, fat cunt.

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Yeah me too

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>that flick choice

Color me surprised

pic related for me

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t. hamplanet

21st century "white" male in it's habitat

>putting ketchup on the side of the plate rather than on the fries themselves
why do people do this?

>xbox user
>literal cuck
pottery

w-what are u doing with that fork and knife user?

what's that on the upper left?

a mini pizza?

meme show
back to rebbit etc

>lotr
based

Please don't get a dog. No animal deserves to live such a horribly lonely existence trapped in a house all by itself most of the time. Please rethink your plan. Go volunteer to walk dogs somewhere instead.

>implying i ever leave my house

>no fleshlight
pfft fucking pleb

>pasta on pizza
>eating on top of your bed

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>lord of the rings
>no onion rings

i moved out at 22 and moved back at 25, literally nothing changes, you simply sit in an empty house alone. its not worth it for some little self esteem

>not enjoying your solitude
I've never even had my own bedroom and I'm fucking 24. I can't wait to move out so I can be alone.

for me? it's burek

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>laptop
faggot

Why aren’t you watching TDKR?

>eating diseased, hormone infused, cancer causing, dead animal flesh that is literally covered in shit
WEW
E
W

>sweet and sour
>not a nug in sight
You better not be dipping your fries in that, you degenerate little shit.
Your mother and I taught you better than this, Jeffrey.

heh

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best parents ever desu

me and my friend thought that this looks good. enjoy good sir!

yeah i too want my friends to come over to just watch me play videogames and get mad when it isn't their turn. at least a fucking party game like smash (with items, not faggot "tournament rules") makes sense, or how about fucking talking to eachother

>talking to eachother
very gay

Almost always MSG.
They always blame Chinese food for it but it's actually in everything, even moreso in fast food.

based

Kill yourself zoomer.

>Yea Forums post their TVs set up.

>it's absolutely disgusting, laptops and Walmart tier tv.

Why did they mean by this ?

Ah, the ol' cowboy burger. Classic.

burger
:D

Learn about presentation.

My mommy is making two delicious burgers for me tonight.

Guess my age

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GET REAL

only 5 ps4's yet all that food

it's a wake up call for us. we're spending time with these kind of people and where we at right now is probably how it started for them
no more procrastination

did you see how many systems they set up you retarded fuck? Everyone is going to be playing and having a good time. God, you're all a bunch of jaded assholes

What are you watching?

45

going to go with 33 and I really hope you show your love and appreciation by satisfying her sexually tonight

your lucky i have to make my mom food every night
guess my age

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Eating that trash in the photos and you guys blame women for why you are alone?

Maybe stop eating two takeout pizzas at once or mcdonalds. You might find your opinions on women and society improve when you aren't a disgusting obese piece of shit.

Those worthless enough to eat themselves into obesity, do nothing about it, and bitch about "muh society" deserve to be gassed at best. You might not be gassed but you deserve honestly even worse.

fuck you.

imagine having friends

GAMERS RISE UP

Being overweight is literally the thing women are the most turned off by and it is also the easiest thing to change about yourself.

Hell dont wait around to be gassed. By gas and gas yourself.

are you eating 3 pizzas by yo self?
Hows that 600lb life going?

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>t. 300lb single mother roastie with a negroid child

>Americans

>My mommy is making two delicious burgers for me tonight.
>Guess my age
41, but you look 32.

Looks to me like kino is literally back on the menu

Come back when that actually happens gayboy.
Your right hand doesn't count either.

>not a single veggie in sight

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40+

>still has someone cooking for them
hold on to that shit bro

H-hot

You are one hundred percent 29 years old turning 30 this year still a virgin
Am i wrong ?

>bragging about your tv on 4 channel
Wew what a faggot

Beautiful sunset OP, is that a glass of bubbly? . *eye roll*

ITT: Americans and their fast foods.

Close, I look several years younger than I really am, not a virgin, is easy to have sex if you're gay and I am in my early 30's

I just want a gf to be honest. I've never told anyone that because I don't think I'm date-able. I'm 25 and have no social life. You can't really recover from that.

major fail on the hod dog grillin that fucker destroyed like 30 hot dogs lol.

Shall be eating dinner while catching up on My 600lb Life. Then I'll be rewatching Chernobyl.

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I just had some fish and chips for the first time ever.

It was greasy and disgusting as fuck. How can people enjoy this?

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Sad life, kys, your family will be happy

who? i must know

>current year
>not knowing Miss Alice

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>mcdonalds
>dominos

holy fucking shit that is disgusting. some of it not the worst of fast food.

good thing theres in and out here in california.

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what are those, army noodles with ketchup?

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oh is this the chick who got dumped on a ski trip when the dude found out she’s a whore?
i was away from tv for a while

i met my present girlfriend in overwatch at 26 after 10 years of being a shut in
you can do it

Big Mac and 10 pc Nigger (2 for $5 currently off Lankershim) is leagues ahead of anything In and Out has to offer

based

carbs: the thread

Post more pics

Do all of you faggots not have TVs?
You can get a decent 32" TV within a reasonable price.

Do americans actually eat this garbage?
No wonder you guys are all obese and slow lmao

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>reddit n out

kys

why do yurops always go >americans

but we never go >europeans

its like they’re always thinking about us 24/7

protip
dump the fries into the empty top of your burger box

great sandwich, user. more?

have sex

>An average woman needs to eat about 2000 calories per day to maintain, and 1500 calories to lose one pound of weight per week. An average man needs 2500 calories to maintain, and 2000 to lose one pound of weight per week. However, this depends on numerous factors.

healthline.com/nutrition/how-many-calories-per-day

mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/about-our-food/nutrition-calculator.html

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Presenting is for animals and those who get fucked up the ass.
Just cook and eat the damn food, faggot.

Spaghetti is disgusting to you?

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that specific case does

California is god awful but In n Out is an oasis in that overregulated desert.

Spaghetti is disgusting

This is nothing to be proud of.

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>a single $1 McChicken and small fries
>Watching a movie on that small piece of shit laptop
Good Lord your life sucks

Not a bad looking home grill. Nice trips, btw.

Based. Absolute chad

Bit rich coming from the country that trademarked the "b-b-but muh yuros" meme

If you look young that helps, I’m sure your parents would kick you out if you looked hella old.

pretty much like this
this is how I always do it

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Veggies are fucking GROSS

>tfw mommy won't let you have milk and cunnies until you finish your veggies

mcdonalds food is made from human fetuses. their food is fucking disgusting

t. fatso

>why do people do this?
>ketchup becomes food temp
>no longer has that nice slight sour bite to it
>loses the majority of it's flavor
Gee I wonder.

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You absolutely can user. Be your own person get some interesting hobbies and then socialize at work or on dating aps.

chads eat fetuses for gains. you a gay?

you’re disgusting

I hate when you pathetic faggots are proud to broadcast how much of a loser you are. Stop

A fat chick with tits is like a skinny guy with abs... It doesnt count.

>using ketchup
Why do Americans do this? That shit is nasty, just corn syrup and tomato.

fried food also starts to get a bit soggy which is fucking nasty

It's gross when people cover things in ketchup or use it as the primary flavor. A little ketchup on a hotdog or dipping some fries in ketchup is delicious and you are stuck in WW2 if you disagree.

buy bigger buns, moron

Yikes, I can feel your poverty just from this image.

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

that’s actually a pretty perfect burger to bun ratio.

Whats up with you otherwise

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I love these threads. They make me hungry and help me eat more

Why would you want to eat more?
It's the opposite for me. I find americans so disgusting, it helps me to keep fasting.

>all that ketchup and mustard

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Because I'm bulking for gym so I have to eat plenty of calories and protein every day for muscle recovery and energy

You say this shit but you'd start crying uncontrollably once you realize how much you miss your parents

it's not funny by the way

>it upsets me when people demonstrate happiness without considering the social hierarchy
sounds like a personal problem

Staying at your parents home with pets is 1000x better than staying alone if your parents are nice people. I love my parents and they don't look upon me as a burden.
Living alone is constant hell and quite meaningless after awhile even if you pursue a lot of hobbies.

I'm going to bake cookies, you guys want some?

On your FUCKING laptop

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Who's your wife with while you eat on the floor like a dog kek

Yes it is

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yes pls

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>Regular diet consisted of the shit ITT 2 years ago.
>Cut carbs down to 20g a day because fat, sluggish, on road to death at age 50
>Start lifting
>Down to a reasonable weight and can start having garbo food again infrequently

Jesus Christ, the amerifat in me gets a quarter chub when I eat fast food now. Starting to remember how I fell off the horse to begin with.

>Scarlet Red
Patrician taste

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eat food.

>BLACKED shitposting
>not funny
Only until the day it stops consistently getting free (you)s

Watching movies/shows on a computer/laptop is so pathetic jesus. What excuse is there for that seriously? Even if you are a neet, save up your neetbux for gods sake. I mean if you are home all day that’s even more of a reason not to have to watch shit on a laptop like some 3rd worlder. I’ll never forget this girl telling me about a horrible date where the guy wanted to watch a movie with her on his laptop. I thought she was making it up, surely no one existed that sorry(in the first world where I live anyway). But then I found this board and well, I guess she wasn’t making it up. Which one of you was it? He never got a second date, shocker.

I wish people would just ignore it. I can’t even remember a time without blacked posting anymore. It’s also not always shitposting. There seem to be some actual cucks here sadly.

this, honestly.

people who keep inside cats and dogs without even a second one of its kind, should be shot. birds in cages are even worse.

i can guarantee you that the people doing it 'ironically' are actually jerking off to it.

Why do dumbass euroshits comment like this? If you don't know what most of us actually eat at home, why bother? It's like assuming all britshits eat is boiled offal, or French faggots only eat bread.

Just ignore it user. They are literally obsessed with us for some reason. Euros say America is so stupid and fat and they hate us, but spend literally all day thinking about America, talking about America, posting about America, watching American media etc etc. LITERALLY obsessed. Best to just ignore them.

fellow nigga of culture

Same for trap posting. I think a bunch of anons turned themselves gay from shitposting traps

Not europoor nor american here. America is based in some aspects, and bad in others. I traveled all over the States and had some of the best time of my life. The situation here is that you are so populous that you have a huge presence online, and as much bad apples posting all over the internets that you have normal, tolerable posters. And the bad apples are somewhat very loud. People dont hate America as a whole but many of your citizens don't make a good job of putting your country in a good spotlight. Just my humble opinion desu

whats in the bag? And why is your laptop so far away from you? how can you see anything?

Kinobyl, you faggot

>ketchup and "yellow" mustard
yikes

9gag

Almost ready...

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Loads of sugar, loads of fat, loads of salt, all things your body craves tracing all the way back to the caveman days when such things were in short supply

depends on how you view your parents desu. I had 4 months alone and it was the best time ever, now they're back and it sucks.

I hated living with my parents they were so degrading. Got a nice Rottweiler as a bro on my own now much better

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Move out and become an adult before it's too late user.

god damn this thread is making me nostalgic for the days when I used to spend weekends ordering pizzas from the local pizza place, bringing it home and just smoking tons of weed and jacking off all night. I'm glad I have better things to do now but I sometimes miss those care free degenerate days

Trips of failure
>dont buy poverty bread it looks like nutsack and is the same thing as mcburger bread
>dont half smash your patties, either go full smash burger or fat pattie
>for image purposes dont use raw chop onion that's fucking gross
>for image purpose dont put so much ketchup/mustard in view

This honestly looks bad. I hate you

Don't we all.

Fast food is degenerate you faggot we need to save Evropa

online girlfriends you'll never meet don't count

After watching this, I always believed living alone would be comfy AF.

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People that slather ketchup all over a plate of fries so they get soggy and not every piece of fry has equal sauce deserve to spend life in a gulag.

hell yeah dude. MSG is the shit.

My parents ignore me. I might as well leave.

least it's not a phone

Yo Dawg, we heard you like being a fatass so we put carbs in your carbs.

>falling for the backup bait

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Not that guy and never played Fortnite but I'm pretty sure when you die you have to wait until the match is over to play again.

so why are you here?

>this thread
hmm feeling kinda hungry now

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Faggot

>this user gets roasted for making his own burger, yet all the faggots who bought disgusting fast food are let off the hook
that shit annoys me to no end

fkn this
can't believe there are people that actually prefer living with parents then by themselves lmao

It's a kids sleep over birthday party you autismo.

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Well, she originally moved out because my dad was an asshole, which eventually led my mom to divorce him. In usual fashion though, she ended up with an arguably worse guy than our dad. My mom and I pointed that out a few times, and since then stays away from us other than like Christmas and a few other holidays. This is my favorite time of the year because our house comes alive, and you can just see my mom's face lighten up with all her grandkids around.

Also, yes my mom gets compliments on her feet actually. My mom had disavowed men after her divorce and after a boyfriend who was shit. The other day though, we watched some show on netflix about older women hitting the town, and since then, she asked me, "what if I start looking for love again?" This could be your shot, user!

If I was you I would just live with her save your money and have comfy movie nights while giving her foot massages