What did Yea Forums think of /ourguy/'s appearance on Real Time With Bill Maher last night?
What did Yea Forums think of /ourguy/'s appearance on Real Time With Bill Maher last night?
trump yang will be fierce fight in 2020
Dead meme now that Sleepy Joe's in the race
isnt bill maher the guy that advocated statutory rape of minors?
Great idea, a $3000 monthly stipend plus open border immigration. Nothing could go wrong there.
>take other people's money and give it to non-productive people in equal amounts so that everything will cost a proportion more.
Is Yang really broad shouldered or is he 5 foot 4? It’s been bothering me ever since I saw this picture
still better than giving money to (((israel))) to breed refugees and terrorists
Not how it works buddy.
>it's better to give money to refugees and terrorists than to give money to refugees and terrorists
What did user mean by this?
>dismantling social security programs that are non-transparent money drains
>create a system where everyone gets an equal amount of money with all of the excess we have to compensate for the increasing lack of jobs in the market
Sounds like a win-win
Israel are good with money
>Duh, why would you not treat the symptoms when you can not treat the cause?
>dude FREE SHIT....AND AN OPEN BOARDER
Poor people are poor for a reason. They're idiots. Give them $3000 and they'll spend it on cigarettes, junk food, jet skis, pit bulls, and other dumb shit.
What did user mean by this?
>implying he'll dismantle social security programs or any gibs programs for that matter
>legalizing 12 million illegals to give them $1000 a month as a reward
Imagine the Southern border when UBI becomes law and the entire world will storm the Southern United States
Yeah, every Democrat is in favor of "open borders" no matter how much they explain they're in favor of having reasonably strong immigration laws and border security.
It's actually not much of a stretch to assert that Trump is an "open borders" guy because not enough of the wall has been built yet. You describe every other possible border/immigration stance that way, so why not
Reminder Yang supports banning "assault weapons"
>None of their guns works because in order to meet production quotas all bullet factories in the country just mass produced blanks
This was a really good show
that's the current system
My political transformation post 2017
Would be heaven
Name one democrat running for president that supports "strong immigration laws".
>complaining about the wall not being built when it's democrats stonewalling its creation
Dumb CIA poster
whatever, bayonets worked on the romanov kids
>his only selling point is free gibs
how much of an actual brainlet do you have to be to support this guy?
It's called being American
You have boomer brain disease
And pens worked on the soviets ;)
His platform is literally just boomer gibs for zoomers
Only male minors. He insists it's different.
you will never be a woman
Andrew Yang's JRE episode. He explains he knows his "freedom dividend" might incentivize immigration so strong border security and immigration control would necessarily have to go along with it.
meant for
No shit. Every brain dead trump supporter will always be closer to that than I will ever want to be.
Way too blue-pilled. Nice guy, but darkies will eat him alive in the apocalypse.
dilate
>if you don't support trump you are automatically transgender
lmao
Some advice is better taken than given.
a UBI funded by VAT is probably retarded and certainly politically unfeasible given the politics of congress
but yang is getting people to think about their naked economic self-interest and therefore raising class consciousness, which is world-historical and accelerating the dialectic
reminder that Yea Forums has always been an anti-capitalist board
Hey shareblue
You're dumb
Yes we recognize you're shareblue also
>they're in favor of having reasonably strong immigration laws and border security.
Weird how they've fought Trump every step of the way then.
Yangsters are so irrelevant that no one even talks about them so I don't get the point this comic is trying to make.
>cant discern betweens effete radlibs and actual hard liners
inshallah, bourgeois progressives will get the guillotine
dilate again
Why is every single leftist meme just a bastardized mirrored version of a right meme? And I'm saying this as someone who hates conservatives.
I demand to see his birth certificate.
he wants $1000 and border security, just not a retarded wall that even Trump knows isn't going to solve the problem or even happen
They've fought Trump on building the wall, not on having border security at all.
You know what would actually help to curb immigration at the Southern border?
End the drug war, legalize/decriminalize most of it, and stop waging economic warfare against Latin, Central and South American countries
Yang is based and I'm supporting him for as long as he's in the race
hes a chink, they are a midge race.
except it's not
most of the variance in income is attributable to intelligence. At least half of the variance in intekkegence is attributable to genetics. The rest of that variance has shown to hard or impossible to modify after you achieve non-malnutrition .
How did the public get brainwashed into believing a physical barrier wouldn't deter immigrants?
How can they simultaneously say they want strong border security while also calling a wall racist and immoral?
iirc the ancap memeball actually started on leftypol
>How did the public get brainwashed into believing a physical barrier wouldn't deter immigrants?
they are watching late night comedians and think it is a substitute for history books and philosophy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
What's his immigration plan exactly?
So far from what I've seen he supports amnesty and his party at large is becoming weaker at border security.
Except it is zoomer
It's a fact that most immigrants get here by plane or boat and overstaying their visas, not by crossing the southern border. No brainwashing required ;^)
Simple, we send everyone with a work visa back :^)
Tell that to the literal carravans and record breaking border crossing numbers.
>It's a fact
No it's not. Moron.
>55% of illegal immigration comes from this way so that means we can ignore the other 45%
>we want border security
>just not that part of the border :^)
Then we should focus on curbing illegal border crossings by land and overstayed visas. Let's start with land border crossings since that's where the president's focus is.
>*watches Jon Oliver once*
>AKTUTALLY, THEY MOSTLY DON'Y CROSS THE BORDER
thousands a day
Have you ever considered the priority would be to stop drug and human trafficking as well as repeat entries and criminal smuggling which is far more difficult through plane and port than humungeous stretches of land?
Has that ever crossed your tiny little mind?
>I make pithy one-line talking points instead of actually talking about an issue
>I do this because all my information comes from youtube videos and I don't read any books or articles on the subject
>im 14 years old and very smart
>They've fought Trump on building the wall, not on having border security at all.
No. They also fought the RAISE Act, which would've addressed all of the problems that the wall can't prevent. They didn't even read the bill before voting no on it.
Hahahah ok DesTINY.
all these angry incels but none of them can dispute the facts lol
notice how he hasn't refuted my point (:
>facts
>can't even cite his claim
Yang prease go
Why were /pol/ and Yea Forums so obsessed with this also-ran candidate back in the month of March? He's literally polling 0% in first-in-the-nation Iowa.
leftist trannies from discord were the ones spamming it
>white, straight guy for Democrat
Holy fuck. Trump is going to get another term.
>npr.org
here you go big man took about 30 seconds on google
>if i ignore all these posts, maybe they'll go away
NPR...No, sweaty. We need unbiased sources not left wing activists. About half of every radio broadcast is dedicated to open border apologia
It's looking pretty pale and male at the top in the 2020 Democratic presidential primary.
the numbers come from the center on migration studies (conservative) and DHS though...I only linked it cause it has a nice big graph for smooth brains like you
You forgot
>inappropriately touches people in #metoo era
I honestly thought if they just cast someone who was black and/or a woman that Democrats would never lose another election. Glad to know I was wrong.
Starvation worked on the everyone
ftfy
I can't wait for Trump to win again in 2020. I mean he should and won't be impeached, but I want to see the democrat party suffer once again
I like that he actually understands how fundamental the changes happening to the national and global economy are and that serious ramifications will happen if no one gets out ahead of them.
I don't even care that he's a liberal chinaman. I just don't know how I'm supposed to trust a technocrat to correct technocrat problems.
They have nobody who is able to beat Trump. They're already eating Biden alive and nobody who wins can escape from the crazy leftist beliefs they are going to make you profess to get the nomination.
I forgot about Buttifucker, he lost me when he said Thomas Jefferson was a bad guy.
Remind3r that yang gang has guidelines on "approved meme usage"
Why is Buttplug even running? No way blacks are going to vote for an open faggot, he should have stayed in the closet like Obama
Alt righties are terrified of memes like this
>Alt-Left retarded "Democrats" voting for a candidate literally because hey free money guys!
His platform seems like an alt-right version of the Onion article. You can't deconstruct the meme of millenial Democrats being lazy, entitled retards only voting for the guy that promises the greatest gibs.
holy shit, a women that is STILL lying about being 1/8 native american (when she is closer to 0% native american) is in third place.
>haha I wasn't allowed to be myself while I was at Naval Intelligence and the fucking CIA but now I'm free to express who I really am, just a friendly Wells Fargo commercial actor
Buttgreg is a CIA stooge. I suspect he's not actually gay, that's just part of the character his handlers brewed up for him. He wasn't gay until they ran the numbers and said it would make him more appealing to their chosen cross section of voters. Don't get me wrong, the CIA has done a decent job of running the country since they killed JFK, but I wish they would be more subtle about it.
Maybe it'll be like 2004 again. After the 2000 election, we got:
>Illegitimate!
>Selected, not elected!
>He lost the popular vote!
Then what happened? Bush won in 2004, won the popular vote, received over 50% of the national popular vote (which Bill Clinton never did), etc. It shut them right up, and was the biggest liberal meltdown I've ever seen in my life, even more so than the morning of November 9, 2016.
But that would be eclipsed by Trump winning in 2020, especially if he won the national popular vote too.
Checked, but you're retarded. The Potsdam Agreement had only been in force for 65 years. Further, East and West Germany is mainly populated by Germans. It's completely incomparable.
>70 mile wall in one city vs 3,000 mile wall in the middle of the desert
10/10 b8 m8
>apprehensions
Forgive me if I'm skeptical that border patrol was able to apprehend every single person who set foot on American soil.
Tell me why we shouldn't stop illegal immigration at the southern border just because people are also here illegally through other means?
notice how they immediately shift from immigration to some incredibly lame analysis of 2020 candidates because their border wall talking point got btfo. sad
2018 had literal ex CIA agents elected to the house. They were all democrats of course.
You honestly have to wonder what is lies when it comes to Bush or any other historical event.
Like, the future will see Trump labelled the last white supremacist president and Michael Brown/trayvon a hero of racial justice so what else is wrong in history?
this is literally me
I just wanted a better world and everyone kept me calling me a commie, now everyday first thing in the morning I play the soviet anthem
i'm not evne kidding, I will hang every capitapig when the time comes
Jesus christ shareblue is still trying this
These polls are probably bullshit. Incase 2016 polling wasn't a wakeup call enough. They desperately do not want Sanders to get the nomination so as soon as Biden announced he was running his numbers shot up way above Sanders...
Because only the bad ones are posted here and you dont go looking for comics because you're not an idiot
>Trump labelled the last white supremacist president
Kek, what? Any GOP president will be called that by the progressive Left.
Like Bush was "the worst President ever!!" until Trump, who'll continue to be "the worst President ever!!" until the next Republican President is inaugurated.
The only people who matter are Sanders and Trump. Trump's helped weaken the system but now Sanders is needed to finish it off.
>get told more immigrants are apprehended other ways besides at border
>proceeds to post scary picture of people climbing fence anyway
yes real top class detective work with that big special brain of yours. Sure the original claim is completely and verifiably false but as long as it still has the words "immigration" and "border", it still means the same thing right?
absolutely incredible work my friend. I have an idea, lets euthanize everyone who plays video games, just because they are not the most high-crime group doesn't mean they never commit crimes. Surely at least some of them are future school shooters so it would be good to remove them just to catch those few. I am very smart and good
hmmmm
Well, that isn't a poll, it's just betting markets. I do think Joe Biden will be the nominee though. At the very least, Biden has to be considered the undisputed front-runner (in the primary) as of June 8, 2019.
aaaaaaaah
Nigger what the fuck are you even saying? I never claimed there were more people crossing illegally via the southern border. Take your absolutely dogshit post and shove it up your ass.
Bush was full retard and implemented autocratic elements to government. Trump is the next evolution and a failure according to all metrics that aren’t curated by Fox News.
>Trump is the next evolution and a failure according to all metrics that aren’t curated by Fox News.
yes, I like my metrics curated by CNN
Biden had multiple brain surgeries, he openly admitted to this in a public gathering. I think the GOP machine along with Trump tweets is going to exploit this like crazy. Also if he is the nominee, the progressives will pissed.
cnsnews.com
Bush is easily, by far, the worst President of my lifetime. Absolutely nothing Trump, Obama, etc. has done compares to the Invasion of Iraq. That's just in a whole different stratosphere when it comes to bad policies.
the article you posted a picture of very clearly implies that. Your brain has been melted from too much atrazine and pepe memes.
The only candidate who has realistic views of the imminent future. Universal Basic Income should be started now and given to people who would abstain from having children. Simple. Get pregnant you lose your payment, fuck a girl and she gets prego same.
Imagine being such a fucking loser that $1000 is enough to buy your principles.
>implying mexicans don't have ropes and ladders
Sanders has no shot. Most Dems hate him now since they view him and his supporters as the ones who sat home in indignation causing Hillary to lose.
name?
>He thinks Biden has a chance to become president
>mfw
Biden is not presidential material and he reeks of Obama's failure. He might of had a chance for the presidency if not for the latter.
>he thinks yingyang will make it past the primaries
DUDE UBI LMAO
Neck yourself kike shill
Biden lost his shot at being president by bowing out of 2016 for Hillary, now everyone thinks he's batshit and he can't expoit his dead son anymore.
Nowhere in the picture I posted does it imply that more people are her illegally through border crossing than overstayed visas. Only that southern border crossings are up.
(Notice how the NPR graph you posted had 304k apprehensions in 2017. Now we have 128,000~ in two months.)
he killed it. normies getting yangpilled.
Not to mention him in the general would be McGovern 2.0, the middle class doesn't want an unapologetic socialist for president.
Cybill Shepard in The Last Picture Show, check it out it's a great film.
$1000 actually. But he actually said in the past he's for border security for that exact reason. It would be unsustainable.
To be clear, I am against UBI in the first place but don't spread lies.
god i can't wait for capitalism to die
>come on maria! I know you're only 8 years old but we're going to send you over this thirty foot wall with your uncle's shitty extension ladder
>he's for border security
That's what they all say. It means nothing.
He also originally said he didn't support gun bans but now he supports an assault weapons ban, I highly doubt Yang won't continue towing the party line of going weaker on border control.
Biden is already set for the dem pick.
If you tried to escape into the West, you'd be shot. You're fucking retarded.
Sanders and his progressive ilk were always loathed by mainstream Dems. They represent the the 70's version of the DNC and that's the version that made the Dems repulsive to the average American voter.
the overall number of apprehensions is still below what it was in the 90s though. I don't really see what that has to do with the point.
As long as illegal immigrants exist, there needs to be a multi-billion dollar slush fund wall? It's a total waste of tax money and conservatives don't even care because they jerk off to the weird power fantasy of making mexican people cry or whatever it is that motivates them.
Post a good one
He'll never make it. The left already has him saying that the government should pay for every abortion up to the 5th trimester. The Democratic party is a toxic shitpile that not even a Clinton can filp flop out of.
>$7 billion dollar wall is a waste of money when it will help save tens of billions on illegal immigration costs in the US
Fuck off we're full
>It's a total waste of tax money
Leftists pretending to suddenly care about federal spending is a laugh, especially over such a paltry amount. The U.S. government wipes its ass with five billion.
>10% of US population is uninsured
>full-time walmart and mcdonalds workers on foodstamps
>lets waste billions on military and corporate prison industry instead
holy shit dude you're so based!! awooo!!!!!
Stop with this fucking weasel shit.
There are illegal immigrants entering our southern border. A wall would help lower the amount. Full stop.
No one gives a shit if apprehensions are lower than they were in this arbitrary point in time you decided to pick. It's still a problem today that needs to be dealt with.
Yes because you have dedicated your life to the study of books & philosophy, o MAGA one
% of US population is uninsured
Then you should be in favor of a wall so illegals aren't such a drain on our medical expenses.
and what about all the companies trump gives tax cuts to? that's not a drain on the system?
I don’t see how we won’t have a repeat of 2016 with Bernie. And by that I mean it will come down to he and Biden basically tied, the DNC and superdelegates will obviously fuck Sanders over again, and then his supporters getting pissed off and either not voting or splitting their votes between third parties.
And I think Sanders would have done worse than Hilary last election anyways
No you retard you aren't obligated to someone else's money
Apprehensions are literally at record levels
You don't know what slush fund means, and yes a wall is needed
It's not a waste and liberals are the ones who want to see poor brown people working for them
Literally everything youre saying is wrong, shareblue.