Any other kinos with twist endings?
Any other kinos with twist endings?
Based dogger and kot
Dog is based as fuck. Cats are for beta feminine niggers.
Based tsundere cat
>t. mice
BASED AND DOGPILLED
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
Is this achievable natty?
S M A S H E D
&
S L A M M E D
Reported, staged and hidden. You guys are SICK. Get professional help.
That was so cqute.
Cats need love too.
Absolute unit.
What about cute octopussiae?
What's wrong with that cat?
Chonkmaxx
Fentanyl addiction.
based doggo
Oh lawd he comin
Cats are the incel's pet of choice
Some neurological condition no doubt.
it needs an exorcism first
Tsundecat.
PLS BE PATIENT I HAVE AUTISM
KYAA ONICHAN
they couldn't be arsed to make them a few inches bigger? so now instead of just missing limbs it has to have scoliosis too. Brilliant.
It has a neurological disorder that has to do with some motor skills or something, this was on youtube, the cat grow up to be more or less healthy and happy.
relax, its just an indian cat
That's a big cat.
we can rebuild him...
soi status: patrolled
THE FALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.WEBM
Based
Wow cute!
Autism
>Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
See yourself out, pleb.
I like these wholesome threads.
for you
Will he kill his gf in the bathroom with a gun too?
Based cat, shame it was put down for this.
>monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep
LMAO CASUAL NWORD DROP AS DISTINCT FROM HUMAN BEINGS
BASED LOVECRAFT
we can only hope, I hear she's a real bitch
>i LIKE being a cuck!
see yourself to the cuck shed, faggot
BASED NIGGERMAN. FUCK D*GS.
He chill
Theres nothing wholesome about it. All these animals were raped shortly after these were filmed.
WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES
Why do people do this?
I hate most cats but those black/white colored cats are always the friendliest, they act like dogs.
>so i called mine "nigger".
For mew
>when the toxoplasmosis has THIS much of a hold over you
wew lad
All the "mystery" of cats that people keep banging on about is just due to cats being far less intelligent than other domesticated animals. Intelligent animals need attention and stimulation. Unintelligent animals are content to lay in a corner for 80% of the day.
This kills the bear.
its tail was cut off and it fucks with their ability to orient themselves. they eventually adjust
trying_too_hard.gif
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would feed a boy, before throwing him out of the house
daaaaammmnnn he thicccccc
threadly reminder
>that rug
Is this the new season of Twin Peaks?
anyone got animals saving animals webms?
>And my cat, Big Kot
>those small breathing movements
kino
he's just like me
>C:/Windows/not_understanding_jokes/Public/newfag/newfags.Aspx
Gonna need source on that. Cats aren't usually killed for stuff like that.
>tfw
Is this banter between animals? Why does the smaller animal fuck with the bigger animal? How does it know it wont fuck its shit up? Why doesn't the dog fuck the cat's shit up?
Sleep tight little ones.
cute
my cat and dog do the same thing but it never ends with a lick, he just bullies the fuck out of my dog until my dog leaves then he takes his spot on the sofa or eats his food
pretty funny seeing a 5kg cat dominate a 25kg dog
This is what autism looks like. Can't communicate with people properly, can't perceive basic animal communication properly.
did he died?
Based Kot
>Catbros
>philosophical,supra-natural arguments
>dogniggers
>Stem autism from pop-science articles
Lovecraft is right, Dogs are for people with simple minds and emotions.
>not named doggypile.webm
YOU HAD ONE JOB
You fuckers are as annoying as the "don't drink bottled water" and the "don't eat raw cookie dough" crew.
Here goes some news pal, dogs can catch rabies and you can get herpes.
>Bird is like, "WTF just happened?"
this has to be England
>mfw
NEEDS FIREBALL ON IMPACT
MHOГO БЛИHOB KOT
K A W A I I
A
W
A
I
I
wake me up (cant wake up)
holy fricken BASED
Cats setting manchildren and thots straight never gets old.
cats are for infecting people in a chink like hivemind
kill yourself by immolation so your remains don't infect regular people with your parasites freak
adorable
>mfw forgot face
Cats know who to respect.
nerve gas
if only there was a cure
I'm so sorry user, but that's no reason to be envious of non infected people
Are you retarded? Or have you never been around animals, cats and dogs, in your life? They are playing. It is an essential trait of all life that can be considered somewhat intelligent.
What the fuck is that, looks like a wombat.
genuinely interesting webm
that's a smart ass dog, wow.
reminder that dog lovers are LITERALLY fucking their dogs and cat owners never do that shit.
bobble head syndrome
ABSOLUTE UNIT
absolutely based
they do this when they cant breathe
this is bad
>he talks to animals
And I'm the autistic one
over 60% of cat owners have been found to have toxoplasmosis in the united states
that's over 20% of the american population
Based
I was definitely expecting some bird to fly in and murk the shit out of it
How will humans ever recover?
not really, it looks like the bird pecks the bear on the nose or something so it let go of it abruptly. Bear was curious and wanted to play with the thing.
get this man to the infirmary, he ate cat poop
>t. Shane Dawson
Mutated rat
I never asked for this .
>that check to see if the coast is clear
Every time
I don't know who you're talking to but it's not me.
more puppers please my pal just passed i need to smile
She had it coming.
>heartsgreatesthits.mp3
Fuck this kid
America is the current year.
lost
Americat
reminder that toxoplasmosis has only been found to have positive effects on humans
I think I understand this joke.
Well yes , is kind of difficult.
Is it true what they say about white women?
>flies to the moon and talks to cats
Augury.webm
THOT PATROL COMPLETE
>movie plays outtakes in the ending credits
He survived the gassing at Auschwitz.
cute if youre a dummy and dont realize hes just trying to bury it.
Lil Brudder?
fish
hot
literally me
Yes.
NORF
human: "wowweeee look ps4"
cat: "this faggotry will not stand"
based bear
Someone post Korean doge daycare please
>raise it
>feed it
>care for it
>pay for the vet
>buy it all toys and shit
>can't even fuck it
Why would anyone own a cat
Why do facebook tourists like OP complain about /pol/ when they make facebook tier posts here yet do the same?
The other day ya know, I went up to my girlfriend, I said "I'd like a little pussy." She said "Me too, mine's as big as a HOUSE!"
This dog is trying to bury it, not resuscitate it
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>pitbull
Another coincidence.
Nice source, retard henry
Hardcore Henry 2 looking good
escort mission .webm
It's the opposite actually, it's trying to bury it.
Is the kitty Indian?
Those mormons are kinky as hell
How is that any less sad?
I love spiders.
I'd do the same shit if she wanted to cuddle with me
now this is america
reminder even dogs know cats are superior
Here's your MAGA bro
Caturday thread?
Caturday thread
That's just Bernie on his way home after synagogue.
That dog? Grew up to be Neill Blomkamp
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also fuck off this is cute animals thread not your stupid Australian crap
This. I need to cum
*mission impossible music starts playing*
i put my cat down this week bros
;_;
What kind of cats are these?
btfo
the virgin hares vs the chad dinobirds
flashbacks to highschool
awwwww.... it's smiling
did he die?
i know that feel. I'm numb
been there
Dogs are great for genuinely lonely people who need that sort of extremely obsessive affection a dog can provide
but why does Yea Forums like them so much?
this is before he started working out
fugg :DD
just look at how cute he is, i feel safe having him around babies
reminder cats can teach you MMA
the sensory overload
Idiot.
idk but they're cute
he dummy thicc
OH NO NO NO
t.
(^ー^)
if america was a dog it'd be a mutt like that one
underrated post
Go back to YouTube comments with that shit faggot.
autobots...
kek
delet this.
>dad used to farm chickens
hours of fun when we threw cheerios for them. feathered retards, the women who keep them in handbags as discount chihuahuas need shooting though.
Based birb
I don't know if it's weir or normal, but I always wanna pet and made fweç good general when I see a domesticaded animal. I wNna say., in truth, if we can, we should become vegetarian: the cute fucks can know Love, especially mammals. I can only hope and do my part.
RULES OF NATURE starts playing
haha look at him go :D
And what would've happened if the gorilla decided to board that canoe...?
Announcing a report is against the global rules.
haha cute
not threatening at alll
CUTE!
oh shid :DDD
Based dog putting the cat over.
Then a big hug at the end, exposing the business.
>fellow golden retrievers, if we can't accept that pitbulls are the best breed of dogs, we should all just go extinct
this works best while Thunderstruck by AC/DC is playing
le epic doggo epicthread
delet this. you're not big or clever.
Smart bara
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
l'etranger: animal edition
hhaha
It's the Chinese isn't it
kek
[Sneak increased to 99]
Aaahh.
what happened here
Hey muhammad took you long enough
the fuck are those bugs
just bee yourself
I fed my grandma's chickens with chicken meat once, they loved it lmao
Didn't this dog kill his girlfriend?
amazing
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
japanese hornets
dios mio, los cerberus de la americas
Me when takin a big dook
BASED GOLDEN MASTER RACE
TENNIS BALL UBER ALLES, GOES STRAIGHT FOR IT AT THE END
that'll be because you are a retard. fuckers will eat anything.
Mousetrap is unironically based.
By Allah your dogs will meet the same fate as you infidels.
>"I can make it on my own!"
My half-pit doesn't know how to do this at all and I've had him since he was a babby. >i feel safe having him around babies
They were called 'nanny dogs' in the early 20th century specifically because they ARE good around babies. Unless you're real stupid or raise them to fight they will put up with all kinds of shit from kids which is why they were the most popular movie dog in the silent era.
The balls on that guy
I'm sorry user....
The Chinese
>going into the jungle without firearms
nigga woulda got harambe'd
MY SIDES
yeah but why is the guy in the suit dead
It's Mouse Hunt (2007), but close enough.
uhhhh
I like both animals, but in my own experience, cats are for shutins or people who don't want to reolve their life around a pet, whereas dogs, unless inside of a loving home, are for people with no family, friends or prospects who need some desperate sense of self. Cat people keep to themselves but I absolutely hate dog people.
what a sturdy fucker
That's in the American remake, along with 30 jump cuts, guitar riffs, narrated quips, and misplaced lion roars.
Rusty_Cage.webm
what the fuck, poor mice... Why do the faggot filming didn't helped it??
(1997)*
looks like that one actor
LMBO
I hope someone feeds your niggerdog antifreeze or broken glass before it kills a child.
wtf is wrong with white women
>that hole in the wall
did the cat burst through it to get the fish?
it seems like it's just been recently that videos of that thing has come out
>women who keep them in handbags
what shade of brown are they
Dogs are so smart and yet this retard can't differentiate dirt from water?
The mice are food for the turtle
Dogs bury things to save for later meals
Is he broken?
WHAT THE FUCK MODS?!?!?!
the way it's legs go out is so damn cartoonish
>cat braces for impact but NEEDS the fishy
well shot
>look mom, i'm being edgy on the fourchan
You're a sad, lonely, pathetic individual.
i'd like a pet racoon
youtu.be
wow look at this guy go!
>me right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Based gorefag putting reddit tourists into a seeth
Mods can't save you.
reminder that elephants are the madara uchihas of the animal kingdom
You may think this is cute but raccoons are trash. They were probably climbing that wall to steal garbage.
GAMERAAAAAAAAAA
absolutely SEETHING
The ultimate twist:
>kino where the heroes don't win in the end and get fucking executed in the street instead
This buddy looks like he reached nirvana
are they eating mike and ikes?
This has been a good thread lads
OH NO ITS RETARDED!
Based Gamera.
Yeah I’m thinking that cat is based
Cerebellar Hypoplasia
>using reddit unironically
Don't worry kid, one day maybe someone will love you.
O HE MAD
The food lockers at national forest parks have to be redesigned every 5 years or so because what do you know, bears aren't retards and while they don't have opposable thumbs they come close. They also have surprisingly good memory. Trying to teach a bear not to do something will lead to the bear actually fucking learning how to outsmart you.
>haha the bear found something full of sugar AND alcohol
haha animal that can open a car like it was made of aluminum foil now has a hangover haha
This is why you need to properly socialise your dogs.
good thread
we filled it up before even the janny even finished watching his cuck porn
>maybe someone will love you.
I'm a man and since love is an exclusively male phenomenon and fags have brains wired like woman that seems unlikely.
me on the left
wimmim, amirite.
U WOT
Fuck. That.
good thread frens
The best way to get over fear of spider is to BTFO. they are scary because they are monsters and moves unpredictably, just now I shot one with a BB gun and only hit it's leg, it looked so confused and goofy running away
Cast them
Your thoughts on this dude?
PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD
No way.
kek
Did they really dock its ears just to make it look cute?
Absolute barbarous savagery.
extremely cool
Owners of these kind of dogs should be put down. No exceptions.
No they weren't. That was made up by some retarded woman blogger in the early 2000s.
You're seriously pathetic.
washbears are based retard
This straight up looks like some fantasy inteligent rodent
>Welcome to my shop,traveler
what the fuck does that mean?
>NPC dog.webm
It's obviously perfectly rational to be wary of spiders as a human, of course it depends on the species and if they pose no real threat then cool.
still no where near pigeons' level
watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT
Based and Burgerpilled
What do they say about white women?
DODGE THIS
this looks incredibly comfy. bases af
at least it was over quick
Based ADD pup
>They were called 'nanny dogs' in the early 20th century specifically because they ARE good around babies
This has been debunked extensively, literal Fake News. It was made up in 1971. blog.dogsbite.org
fucking based
>This kills the squid
I just love the other dog looking at him like "the fuck are you doing"
What creature is that?
You just know
He's only half niggerdog, the rest is evenly split between res dog, mastiff, and I keep forgetting the other two. The other five pets are cats who fuck him up if he tries anything. He doesn't exist outside the property without a harness and a leash and like I said he doesn't know HOW to bare his teeth. It kind of makes a difference if you raise them from infancy. He'll bark at people walking through the alley but it's half-hearted and he has no idea what else he's supposed to do.
The neighbor's Anatoly Shepherd is more dangerous. Then again he's 100lbs and was pretty clearly abused before the neighbor got him. 2 years old and he's only now learning how to play.
Literally Glass by M. Night Shyamalan
based pupper being more human than actual humans
what's all that air escaping at the end after the mouse stopped struggling?
last bit of air in its lungs or did the turtle fart
He's trying to bury it so he can eat it later retard
Know the feel Bro, my cat was sick, and i was actually going to get him to the vet to put him down, but he died that night in his sleep, probably better that way, he went peacefully and without all the stress of another trip to the vet
I love barn owls, they act like miniature velociraptors from Jurassic Park when they're pissed off.
Dog:patroled
would seriously jump the fuck out of my car even if I was driving 70mph on the interstate. Wouldn't even give a fuck if the car hit a bus full of kids. Fuck that shit nigga
Most Alaskan thing ive seen
Yeah, they aren't like cats that out of the box pretty much know what not to do. The big one needs to know a bichon frise is fuckin' expensive.
Pete the Dog - the one with the circle around his eye from the Little Rascals comedies - was a pitty.
>the beer sponsorships he missed out on
They're safe if they're raised around YOUR babies. The problem is that pitbulls are stupidly devout, territorial, and prone to kill anything they don't perceive as "their" family. That's why they're an illegal breed to have in apartment complexes, much to the chagrin of 4ft women who believe they should be allowed to take them wherever they go. Like the dog, loathe most of the people who own one.
Based stroke poster
lol, that last one just goes "well fuck this"
OH LAWD HE THICCC
pedo