I don't get it
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I forget that they exist sometimes, and they're only a few provinces away.
Go knights
The joke is, "What's your excuse for not being born here?" which, when I think about it, actually does not make too much sense to me to be honest. I mean, how do you answer that? It's like somebody asking you why you aren't getting dubs.
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tldsneed
Isn't Winnipeg full of nice, white Canadians? Even if the weather is terrible it can't be that bad
winnipeg is full of homeless injuns high on gasoline
Formerly Losipeg
is the answer to: why are you here?
Winnipeg is full of chinks somalis pajeets and woo woo Indians. The route to the international airport goes through literal slums and it's ugly decrepit infrastructure of cracked pavement parking lots and square cinderblock buildings looks like something out of the soviet union. You can't even order a coffee without speaking three different languages and aggressive panhandlers will stab you and send you to one of three hospitals which still have staff where you'll wait 9 hours for a paki doctor with rotting teeth to crudely stitch you up. Every single neighbourhood is infested with gangs and methheads so if you are cursed to live and work in the city you have to shill out 400,000 dollars minimum to live in some gated community a 30 minute drive away from the city proper. The city is a New Democratic Party haven, which is a political party that's so shitlib it branched off from the actual Liberal party because it was too conservative for them. There's no cultural sites, just a few bland parks full of the numerous unemployeed Winnipeggers that are the cities biggest natural resource, and even the few cultural centers are mere islands in a sea of decrepit filth-last time I went to the royal winnipeg ballet the stairs up to the building were literally covered with shit and cardboard boxes because the homeless hang out there all day and only get ushered off just before and after a show starts. The nightclubs all suck and are full of herpe covered mudsharks and gang members larping as tony montana.
Also Winnipeg is almost in the exact middle of one of the coldest spots on the planet where -40c/-40f is common and the three months of summer are piss hot. It's a shithole.
t. Former Manitoban
Winnipeg is full of chinks somalis pajeets and woo woo Indians. The route to the international airport goes through literal slums and it's ugly decrepit infrastructure of cracked pavement parking lots and square cinderblock buildings looks like something out of the soviet union. You can't even order a coffee without speaking three different languages and aggressive panhandlers will stab you and send you to one of three hospitals which still have staff where you'll wait 9 hours for a paki doctor with rotting teeth to crudely stitch you up. Every single neighbourhood is infested with gangs and methheads so if you are cursed to live and work in the city you have to shill out 400,000 dollars minimum to live in some gated community a 30 minute drive away from the city proper. The city is a New Democratic Party haven, which is a political party that's so shitlib it branched off from the actual Liberal party because it was too conservative for them. There's no cultural sites, just a few bland parks full of the numerous unemployeed Winnipeggers that are the cities biggest natural resource, and even the few cultural centers are mere islands in a sea of decrepit filth-last time I went to the royal winnipeg ballet the stairs up to the building were literally covered with shit and cardboard boxes because the homeless hang out there all day and only get ushered off just before and after a show starts. The nightclubs all suck and are full of herpe covered mudsharks and gang members larping as tony montana.
Also Winnipeg is almost in the exact middle of one of the coldest spots on the planet where -40c/-40f is common and the three months of summer are piss hot. It's a shithole.
t. Formerly Manitoban
I’m pretty sure it’s the murder capital idk I know it was one year
winnipeg is perennially the most violent, racist and backward place in all of canada. that's saying something when we're even including quebec and the rest of the prairies.
the nickname "murderpeg" isn't used for no reason, it's Canada's Chicago only in a province that everyone forgets exists half the time.
nope, indians that will stab you for a shot of vasoline
vasoline? do you mean listerine?
I meant listerine, but they'll probably take vasoline if listerine isn't available
exploitable tbqh
Our city is absolute shit that's why.
From Winnipeg, I have good stories,
>seen native guy jump off a bridge to win a bet for a bottle of listerine
>saw a man get stabbed over his bag of Doritos
>personally dragged a naked methed out tranny from a Robins Donut bathroom
>saw a Somali get shot in the head on Valentine’s Day while I was eating some Poutine
>Ace Burpees apartment is disgusting and has dog shit and used condoms all over the floor
Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Winnipeg is the crime capital of Canada.
Now entering SNEED
How'd you find his apartment?
the joke is probably closer to "we are born here, thats why we are here. why the fuck would you even come to this shitty place?"
Sneed feed and seed
It averages like 500 murders a year
>why you aren't getting dubs
you mean like these?
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We were Sneed here, what's your Chuck?
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I don't SNEED it
it's all trailer trash junkies and alcoholic natives
It means sneed
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Sneed's feed and seed
SNEED
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It means SNEED
these all sound made up bro
these all sound SNEED up bro
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